#mrs fairchild

[toastedclownery]

More subway surfers stuff I do not intend on finishing

[introspectivememories]

BERNARD GETS THE MARINA IN THE DIVORCE CANON!!!

[plasticviolence]

Now I'm on my Goosebumps grind FGHDJ I'm trying to make a little AU from the 2015 movie, but idk where I'm really going with it yet

[myangelbach]

The Fairchild Family face card

🎨: Cassandra jean, Charlie bowater

[heronchildlove]

What everyone else took from the kitty letter: kitty

What I took from the kitty letter: so what was Mr. Oscar Wilde (and by extension, Matthew) doing spending so much time (and so many happy times) at Cirenworth, the CARSTAIRS summer home, that he wanted to stay there forever, huh? HUH? Basically what I'm saying is that the kitty letter proves Heronchildstairs is canon. Check and mate.

[alliseaisfandom]

So this is a really cool initiative, and I feel like I reach more people here than on insta so if yall please

1. Spread this

2. If you write or draw, sign up, it takes very little and it results in a lot

3. If you don't write/draw, here's a way to comission artists that *also* does some good

[captaincrazycreative]

Jonny and Alex really know how to create fucked up guys that just kill people like nobody else.

they'll just be like "here's mr mcfuckface they attack you while you sleep then rip off your face"

And I'm like oooooohhhhh look at that lil freak go! what horrors will they unleash?

I don't mean this in a monster fucked way I just really like evil fucked up dudes.

[safiburrito]

Okay so here’s a bunch of Goosebumps doodles like I promised, some (like two) of them are recent but most of them are one or two months old bc I never post in time so yeah, and warning, a lot of yapping below all of the images, sorry, I couldn’t control it

Zach and Champ :D yeah i was lazy to color it fully so I only colored them. Idk if there is anyone who cares about them unironically cuz I do, honestly I like Champ the most because he’s really fun, but Zach is cool too. Didn’t mention Hannah bc *I think* everyone loves Hannah, as it should be. And, about the second one, I wanted to draw Kris with Mr. Wood, but something went wrong so I only drew Kris. I drew both of these late at night, so they’re kinda messy

Random Slappys I drew in school like almost one month ago, I also drew Snappy in the first one, but I didn’t like how he turned out soooo….yes…and idek what’s happening in the second one, really, that thing is supposed to be a desk or a table

Random oldddddd doodles

And this is…..TV Slappy as Winter King and Movie Slappy as Simon Petrikov (Fionna and Cake), I had a small weird crossover with them in mind that actually kinda made sense so I immediately drew this but there is more, ig I’ll draw it later, so have this for now lol. And the second one…family time, it’s pretty old and I don’t like it but it’s kinda cute so I’ll include it too (as you see only Hannah is enjoying this)

Now….a shit ton of tags to include everyone, damn (it’s almost 3 AM, why am I not sleeping)

[jonahmagnus]

Presenting TMASTUCK- also known as gods worst mistake

[thatstargazingaquarius]

The silly old podcast men are fighting for my attention in my head again

Simon and Hilbert are either duking it out or talking about space. There is no Inbetween. Cecil is commentating if they’re fighting, if not he’s just chilling. Mr Pickler is in the corner because he’s way out of his depth amongst these freaks (/pos) and Leitner is fucking dead.

There is no god here

[jordankennedy]

the fairchilds purposefully picking a guy who very obviously has some sort of undiagnosed anxiety disorder to send to space to get tormented by the vast: this is gonna be hilarious

[l0vem00nlight]

♥︎ The Only One Who Stayed ♥︎ Part 1

Character:Miles Fairchild

Genre:Fluff + Angst

Reader:Female

Warnings:None

Notices:This is only platonic. No sexually content or romantic relationships are involved in this fic. Warnings will be updated throughout. The reader will be in her early 20s in this fic!

You have been working here at the Fairchild Estate for a couple days now. The days have been slow but awfully busy when it comes down to tutoring a young girl of the name Flora. Flora is a smart girl for her age as well as a very happy and energetic child. She is hyper but sweet as she can be. It’s clear that she has taken a liking to you ever since you stepped foot here. You are young, just in your early 20s so that means for Flora that you can be flexible too. You have to be honest that Flora’s games can be tiring but also very enjoyable. Usually women your age that you’ve seen around aren’t very energetic. You on the other hand loved having a little hassle with Flora and her playful games. You’ve been greeted with flashlight tag, dolls, paintings, and bedtimes stories. As well as a lovely tea party. Your days are filled with excitement and laughter but also the upcoming feeling of tiredness. You learned a lot about Flora during your short stay there at the home of the Fairchild’s, learning that her parents had sadly passed away was the hardest. It hurts to here that she herself through her angelic eyes that she had to witness such a tragedy that included both of the lives of her parents. She also questioned if you were gonna leave like everyone else that has been here to tutor her. You made it your promise that you weren’t gonna leave. No matter what you weren’t going to leave her. She is just a child who wants love, as well as a good education. You are here to make that happen and that’s your one goal.

However, there indeed is another child. A child who is older than Flora. A child that isn’t so energetic himself and doesn’t wish to hold any conversation with you. Miles is his name. You can tell that Miles isn’t tame…by tame you meant in the ways of mind. You hate to say it but he is unstable. You can see and tell that he himself is having some of his own troubles. You felt bad for him. You wanted to get to know him other than the fact that he may be depressed but he just won’t let you. That’s okay. You made yourself realize that Miles isn’t like his little sister. It’s gonna take time and patience for him to warm up to you. Flora is young and innocent while Miles has a more deeper understanding with other things.

“Good morning, Flora.” You greeted the little girl as she ran up to you with a toothy grin on her face and hugged you tightly.

“Miss Y/n!” Flora exclaimed. You chuckled at her as you hugged her back. “What are you cooking?” She asked as she took notice of the breakfast.

“Pancakes, bacon, and eggs.” You answered. Flora let out a sound of excitement, licking her lips. “Why don’t you get washed up for breakfast? It’s almost done!” You suggested with a smile. Flora nodded her head as she hurried up the stairs. You put some food on each plate and carried it over to the dining table. You heard footsteps come down the stairs and looked up to see Miles and Flora. You smiled. “Good morning Miles.” You said with a sweet smile. Miles just stared at you and sat down on the couch Flora followed suits happily as she began eating. “Good morning Mrs. Grose. I made breakfast.” You spoke when Mrs. Grose entered the room. Mrs. Grose is an elderly woman, sweet as she can be. You figure that she liked you, enjoying your help around the house. “Oh how kind of you, Y/n.” She spoke with a smile. “Shall I favor you with some tea?” she asked. You nodded with a smile as you followed her to the kitchen.

“Miss Y/n,” Flora called out from the dining room.

“Yes Flora?”

“Can we skip lessons today?” She asked with her bottom lip poking out and with puppy dog eyes. You put your hands on your hips.

“Why should we?” You asked.

“Because me and Miles wants to teach you how to ride horses!” Flora said eagerly. You let out a small laugh.

“Is that so? Fine, we can skip lessons today.” You shook your head with a sigh. Flora exclaimed happily. After everyone had finished eating their breakfast, you made eye contact with Miles who was looking at you with those dark eyes of his. You sent a gentle smile his way. “Are you done with your plate?” You questioned. Miles nodded silently.

“Why? Do you want me to put it away?” Miles asked stubbornly. Miles was raised with priority. His life handed to him a silver plater. You raised a brow at him.

“I didn’t tell you no such thing now did I?” You asked with that same smile. “Go get ready, Miles.” You said as you grabbed his plate and Flora’s. “I’ll be waiting down stairs.” You added as you walked to the sink. You heard Miles let out a huff and the sound of footsteps walking up the stairs. You sighed as you hurriedly washed the dishes.

‘I wonder how this will go…’

[gen13ordinaryheroes]

Deathblow (1993) #29

[send-up-my-heart-to-you]

tessa and jem finding out that the "ghost dog" kit plays with sometimes is actually oscar:

[angell-castiglione]

I’m just thinking about The Magnus Protocol and how much my interest in Malevolent skyrocketed after Kayne the little trickster shit showed up and I mean. There are plenty of very lovely villains so far (Needles, bbygirl, never change,) but I’m 90% sure the OIAR is the center of the Spider’s web. And you know who is one of the greatest, most beloved little trickster shits in folklore?

Mother of Puppets, give us Anansi 😭

[themagnustournament]

Round One Part Six - Match 50

I think if I was trapped in a broken cable car I'd just explode. Interestingly, I'd do the same if I were in a Donner Party situation.

MAG 124 - Left Hanging | Spotify - Acast - YT | Wiki | Transcript

Statement of Julian Jennings, regarding a cable car journey up the Untersberg mountain range in Austria.

MAG 058 - Trail Rations | Spotify - Acast - YT | Wiki | Transcript

Unsigned statement regarding potential cannibalism while attempting to travel the Oregon Trail.