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tmascrapbook · 6 months ago
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Mag 58: trail rations
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afinickyguide · 6 months ago
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episode 143: trail rations 🍫🍪☀️
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themagnustournament · 2 years ago
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Round One Part Six - Match 50
I think if I was trapped in a broken cable car I'd just explode. Interestingly, I'd do the same if I were in a Donner Party situation.
MAG 124 - Left Hanging | Spotify - Acast - YT | Wiki | Transcript
Statement of Julian Jennings, regarding a cable car journey up the Untersberg mountain range in Austria.
MAG 058 - Trail Rations | Spotify - Acast - YT | Wiki | Transcript
Unsigned statement regarding potential cannibalism while attempting to travel the Oregon Trail.
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lilies-and-laughing-gas · 2 years ago
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Two from the same episode this time around, tried to cut it down to one but the quote from the wagon one was too cool to pass up. And I already had a fun visual idea for 'eat me' in my head so just ended up doing them both.
It's the first with doubles but not the last, a few of Micheals episodes have lots of good lines I want to do.
I'm really proud that I didn't give up making the cracked glass the text, instead of putting it around the image. Because I was struggling to make it look good for a while but we got their eventually.
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constanttea · 10 months ago
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if you were the lady in trail rations, would you have eaten benjamin!!! I need to know
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yellow-yellow-jacket · 6 months ago
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*jonathan sims recounting the bonechilling story of a terrified oregon trail traveler who, on the way through the rocky mountains, saw her husband die and shot a cannibal redneck in the head before the corpse of her husband began begging her to eat him* me, has lived in wyoming: wyoming! :D
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lilaccatholic · 1 year ago
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how do i do it though. how do i let go of the bitterness and the hardness when they kept me "okay" for so long? does it come when i finally leave? can it ever?
#babes i actually relate to the frigid angry woman more than im comfortable with but this time there's no prince coming to save her and idk#i was never beautiful but i was and am angry and capable and that's served me well but being angry is exhausting#it's a birthright i can't give to a younger sibling. it doesn't transfer.#i dont inspire devotion. there's no version of this that ends with me waltzing with a true love.#im not the type you launch a thousand ships for.#so what's left?#who am i when i have no one? when ive spent my life making *me* less to make others more? when im nothing but a useful piece of furniture.#i know God loves me! i love Him! but it's not the same. i want *people* to love me. i want to be someone that theyd fight for.#im feeling that 'women have minds and hearts but im so lonely' scene from little women 2019 so much right now.#except im not jo. my family loves me but theyd never do for me what jo's would do for her. theyre also all focused on surviving.#i feel like a military ration. there to be consumed but cast aside the moment something more palatable comes around.#how do i become consumed with joy? how do i let go of the cynicism? its all thats kept me safe! but its choking me too.#its like tony stark in iron man 2. the thing thats kept me alive this far is killing me. i need to find an alternative but its looking like#ill have to synthesize a new element to make it happen and that freaks me out.#ive always been derivative. never an individual. how do i become a trailblazer when my job was always to hold the hand of the one blazing#the trail? how do i become myself happy and free?#because i WANT to be more#i WANT to be more than anger and coldness and a useful idiot. i WANT to be me and be so so happy#but i dont know how to get there#and if someone suggests therapy im shooting you. i dont want to listen to one more person pretend to care about me and tell me#all the things i need to change and spend even longer not learning how to think for myself#i want to be more than this. but i also cant stand the thought of taking up any more space than i do#anyway.#anyone who's read all this thank you and i promise im fine im just in my feelings today lol#im going to work out and get some happy brain chemicals flowing and then ill take a shower and itll all be good.#please dont worry about me! im just having A Moment TM#lilac rambles
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ccaptain · 5 months ago
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@dupliciti: ♡ ( meme source. )
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●●●●○ | ATTRACTION ●●○○○ | AFFECTION ●●●○○ | INTEREST ●●●○○ | LOYALTY ●●○○○ | TRUST
LOW | ●●●●● | HIGH
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artfulacrostic · 1 year ago
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tim: JON IS BEING NUTS--
martin: he's having a hard time :( ever since prentiss--
tim: he's not the only one who got messed up by that, martin--
martin: nooo of course you're fucked up too tim that's a given 💕
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plinchy · 3 months ago
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Literally them
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minotaurfemme · 5 months ago
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themagnustournament · 2 years ago
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Round Two Part Six Masterpost
Round Two Part Six will be open for voting April 25-May 2, noon to noon (EST)!
MAG 159 The Last vs. MAG 153 Love Bombing
MAG 10 Vampire Killer vs. MAG 177 Wonderland
MAG 91 The Coming Storm vs. MAG 48 Lost in the Crowd
MAG 117 Testament vs. MAG 58 Trail Rations
MAG 120 Eye Contact vs. MAG 167 Curiosity
MAG 61 Hard Shoulder vs. MAG 4 Page Turner
MAG 131 Flesh vs. MAG 193 A Stern Look
MAG 46 Literary Heights vs. MAG 157 Rotten Core
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lilies-and-laughing-gas · 2 years ago
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What is it with the flesh and having some of the most amazing quotes. the use of vaguely religious sounding statements is so good.
I couldn't choose between the two so ended up doing designs for both.
I wanted the design to be a mirror and I had the idea of it cracking in to the words pretty quickly but geeze if it didn't take for ever Messing around the words so they would read clearly but still look like cracks.
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tojisun · 8 months ago
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simon grunts, his chest heaving as he palms at his chub, tracing the twitching muscle of his cock and letting out a hiss at the muted pleasure that razes through him. he shivers at the heated look you give him, your pretty eyes awash with desire, scalding as it trails down the lines of his bulk until it settles on his flesh.
“ah,” you whisper and simon nearly moans at the awe in your voice.
“s’right, baby,” he says, feeling the way he pulses underneath his low-hanging sweats. “s’all f’r you.”
there is a whine that drags itself from the base of your throat, so primal in the way it scratches your vocal cords, and simon has to fist his cock to stop himself from rutting against his palm.
“i can’t,” you whine, pouting, your eyes still trained on his groin. “‘m gonna be late for work.”
“please,” he croaks out, breathless himself. “how about jus’ the tip, love? jus’ give daddy a taste of you ‘round me, yeah?”
simon knows it is playing dirty to pull this card on you—to exploit your one weakness—but simon’s guilt is tucked underneath his stretching need, the desire bloating as it leaks past his rationality, leaving him with thinning restraints.
your sharp inhale is all the answer he needs.
he bites the inside of his cheek to tamp down the smirk dancing to the corners of his lips.
“okay,” you reply, tentative and quiet. “but just the tip, you promise?”
“swear,” simon murmurs.
like a goddamn liar.
he relishes in the squeals dripping from your parted lips, only for them to be muffled into your pillow.
he’s got you on your knees, your front all but pressed flat on the bed, your arms having lost the energy to keep yourself up as simon fucks you from the back. he’s got fistfuls of your ass, using them as sweet, sweet leverage as he manhandles your body back to his cock.
“so good f’r daddy, sweet’art,” he rumbles, his voice so deep it even sounds foreign to him. “so, so fuckin’ good, love.”
he punctuates his words with hard thrusts; drawing his cock out slowly, deliberately torturous so he can watch the way your hole grips at his cock, not wanting to let him go, before punching it back in. he doesn’t stop and keeps pushing his cock past the gummy press of your walls until his hips are pressed flush to the fat of your ass.
then, he repeats the process—sharp snaps of his hips leaving you twitching, and simon watches with a crazed giddiness as your hands uselessly scratch at the sheets as though that could tether you.
he bends forward, his bulk covering your trembling body. “such a cute darlin’ for me, lovie.” he ruts his cock along a particular sweet spot. “say ‘thank you’ to daddy?”
he hears a warbled reply from where your head is pressed to your pillow.
“hmm? wha’s ‘at?”
simon cups a hand on your forehead and carefully pulls, tipping your head up just enough that he can hear you.
he hears a hiccuped sob, then, “than’ you, daddy.”
simon giggles and presses a kiss on the back of your head. “what a good doll y’are.”
something about that makes your body tremble, spasming in his hold, and simon watches with awe as your toes curl, before he has to let go of you at the sudden tightening of your walls. his eyes go white, his ears ringing with a sharp static.
he feels so, so overwhelmed at the expanding euphoria that washes over him, lapping at the synapses from the back of his skull to the cavity of his ribs.
“you came,” simon mutters in awe, his voice passing through his teeth like a gritted hiss. “christ, lovie-”
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pisscentral · 2 months ago
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yeah i fuckin hate it when my taxi driver schlobbers me up oh nooooo like please dont chew on me mr taxi man i said i liked your horses
i wasn't expecting to listen to a canon vore episode of tmagp when i woke up today, but sometimes life doesn't give you a choice between when you vore and when you voren't
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slvttyplum · 5 months ago
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sukuna was a naturally mean person; he couldn't help but be mad at the world, especially when things didn't go his way. that was until he met you, the light in his life. he was still a dick, but not as much, but one thing that really kept him at ease was when you would sit in his lap and look at him with those beautiful eyes of yours.
he couldn't resist you, and he didn't want to. the feeling of his fingertips grazing over your body and his warm breath slowly rolling over your skin brought tingles down your spine. while everyone else was terrified of sukuna and didn't even want to utter one word to him, there you were taking him in, in more ways than one.
no one made you feel the way he did, and you thanked god. the way he would do things to you and care for you right after was something someone could only dream of. you thought it was impossible for him, but you saw right through his hard demeanor that he loved you so much that he just couldn't let you go.
being inside of you wasn't enough; he wanted to be buried deep inside. he didn't care how; he just knew he had to be inside of you and feel how warm and wet you were. He would spend hours immersing himself in you, savoring your scent, observing your reactions to his actions, and seeking validation in everything he did, all because he loved to see that beautiful smile on your face.
there was no one in this world that could make him tense up with butterflies and have pink spreading across his face every time he looked at you. to everyone else, he was just the grumpy uncle who sometimes made his appearances at family functions and glared at everyone who crossed his path, but to you, he was much more than that.
every touch he laid on your body felt like a soft kiss; every look that he gave you made butterflies erupt inside of your stomach; and the way he spoke to you made you tingle up. the feeling of him slowly pushing himself inside of you as you gasped for air and his tongue trailed over your neck made you feel amazing.
you never knew sex could feel this good.
he was delicate, but sometimes he was rough, and that was what you loved. when he didn't hesitate to roughen you up when needed, pushing himself deeper while his hips clashed into you every second, the sound of his skin slapping against yours was so lewd yet so romantic.
no day went by without sukuna sliding himself inside of your wet pussy; he just couldn't help it. you felt so good that he wanted more and more, trying to limit himself to once a day, but whenever his eyes landed on you and that body of yours, all rational thought flew out the window. his body worked faster than his brain, but he couldn't feel bad about that; you just looked so good all the time that he had to take a bite out of you.
his mouth was salivating every time he looked at you, and his dick was getting harder. this was a new feeling, and fucking you until he was tired and halfway out of breath was how he expressed it. to be fair, everything was new, smiling every day, saying more than three words every day, falling in love, having sex-all of this was the new "norm." but with you, he got through it smoothly, and he loved it, just as much as he loved you.
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