#mr. moose

[cameoutstruggling93]

🥳

[stone-cold-groove]

Captain Kangaroo.

[brushyville]

Classic

[frostinepac3]

Assorted doodle dump :}

Get ducked idiot /lh

Moose chip design by @/paperhandsexe

[m0ose-idiot]

Look who I found! He's a very busy man, he's got chickens to feed 👻🤍

[askmrtorgue]

IT'S TIME FOR MR TORGUE'S RECIPE CORNER

TODAY'S RECIPE: MOOSE STEAKS

AND WE'RE PUTTING BULLET POINTS ON THIS BECAUSE F*CK COUNTING

FIND A MOOSE AND SCREAM AT IT UNTIL IT DIES OF FRIGHT. MOOSE ARE NOT SCARED OF SH*T SO THIS WILL TAKE SEVERAL HOURS.

THROW THE MOOSE CORPSE OVER YOUR SHOULDERS AND CARRY IT BACK TO CAMP. BE SURE TO STOP AND CONSIDER THE DELICATE-ASS MAJESTY OF NATURE'S BEAUTY. IT IS AWE INSPIRING

SET MOOSE CORPSE ON PILE OF KINDLING. MAKE SURE THAT THE BODY IS SPREAD EVENLY, WITH NOTHING UNEXPOSED OR FOLDED ONTO ITSELF.

ENSURE THAT KINDLING IS SUFFICIENT TO LAY UNDER MOOSE'S BODY, WITH NO PARTS LAYING ON THE DIRT.

ADD SEASONS LIBERALLY. YOU MAY BE ASKING ME, "MR TORGUE, WHAT TYPE OF SEASONINGS SHOULD I APPLY?". ANSWER: BUCKETS FULL

GRAB A MATCH, LIGHT A HANDFUL OF GRENADES, AND THROW THEM AT MOOSE

SERVES 12

THANK YOU FOR JOINING MR TORGUE'S RECIPE CORNER. JOIN ME NEXT TIME, WHEN I SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A FIVE COURSE MEAL USING NOTHING BUT A FOOD DELIVERY APP AND CRUSHING AMOUNTS OF DEBT

[ava1ynn]

Chucktober: Melted

My favorite little moose, sad and slimy as always.

[moose-from-animals]

having a crazy terrible bonkers Yonkers weekend (we love the RA job) that I legally cannot get into and I’m having a terrible time but guess who’s living with me in the dorms just in time

[normalcartoonic]

Happy Halloween 2024!

[bughead-in-the-comics]

From Mr. Irresistible, Betty and Veronica Spectacular #33 (1999).

[plasticdinoz]

i haven’t been on here since like 2015/2016 and have no clue what i’m doing but uh

i’m riley (they/he), i’m a 21 year old nonbinary trans guy and i’m PAINFULLY shy butttt if you have any similar interests, follow me and i’ll follow you back! some of these i post about more than others though, but this isn’t in any particular order

- toon in with me

- moose and zee

- my chemical romance

- fall out boy

- 2000s-early 2010s nostalgia

- gravity falls

- adventure time

- the m&m characters

- as it is

- minecraft

- animal crossing

- genshin impact (especially venti)

[jhsharman]

evoking Truman

The classic Harry Truman line, "I don't give them Hell. I just tell the truth about them, and they think it's Hell."

In his book, Twelve Cent Archie, Bart Beaty lists off the class elections pitting Archie and Reggie -- and the elections that don't -- through the period a 32 page Archie comic book cost twelve cents. I assume one and half pagers were there, but he just skipped them over.

The pronouncement on the 1963 story of "one of the most moralizing conclusions ever to appear in an Archie story" is overheated -- firstly because it is easy to find plenty of morality tales and preachies, and secondly because this same premise for this same story gets played out repeatedly. But maybe on that last score Bart Beaty drops out with the price increase to fifteen cents.

[bleedingcoffee42]

bob bible 1/4

[springfieldnerv]

[not mine! stolen from Twitter]

[mooseonahunt]

What the fuck is a fact family

[thriftrescue]

POTATO HEAD KIDS toy! at thrift. Moose themed???