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Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy.

I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

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Keep up the great work, lads

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whoever made this deserves an award

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl (2024)

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Captain: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Robin: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 4.22: The End of an Era

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Rothschild Canticles, ca. 1300.

GIFed by Ash Charlton.

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Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.

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The Swisstine Chapel

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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tried something a bit different, its not really bad i think :)

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Look at Larry pretending he's not a scientifically proven saucy rascal, methinks the lady doth protest too much

Ever wondered whether Yonderland or Ghosts is the sauciest show? WONDER NO MORE, let this Very Important ScienceTM put your mind at ease

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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

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Pro-craft-in-a-ting