#mr. evans

[moondustinfj]

Mr. Evans *storming in* : You got three seconds to explain yourself Potter! First you got my Lily pregnant-

Regulus: You got Lily pregnant?!

James: WHO DID?!

Mr. Evans: YOU DID!

James: -yes. *turns to Regulus* Yes I did but it was just a one night thing before you and I got together, it meant nothing.

Mr. Evans: Oh really?! That's what my daughter means to you? Nothing?!

James: No, sir! She means a lot to me! I mean I care- I love Lily.

Regulus: What?!

James *whips his head around*: But not THAT way. I mean I'm not in love with her. I love her like a friend.

Mr. Evans: That's how you treat a friend? You get her in trouble and you refuse to marry her?!

James: Hey! I offered to marry her!

Regulus: Wha-

James *quickly turns back to him*: But I didn't want to.

Mr. Evans: And why not?! So you can spend your life with this minikin??

Regulus: MINIKIN?!-

James: Oh, I'm sorry. Regulus, Mr. Evans. Mr. Evans, Regulus.

Regulus: How could you keep this from me?

James: I was going to tell you but-

Mr. Evans: But what?! You think you can get what you want and dump him like you did Lily??

James: Hey, I did not dump Lily!

James *to Regulus*: NOR ARE WE STILL TOGETHER.

*the phone starts ringing*

James: oh can I- just..

Mr. Evans: *death stare*

James: -why don't we just let the machine get that?

*beep*

*Sirius on voicemail* : Hey, mate. Just a reminder, tomorrow night we're taking care of Remus' furry little problem. You know he needs your prongs or he gets extra sore the morning after. I'll pick you up at 8.

*beep*

Mr. Evans:

James: NO!

Regulus:

James: NO! NO NO NO! I-

Mr. Evans:

James: I need to lie down..

[georgiapeach30513]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT81hTN63/

This lives rent free in my mind 🤗

Well, hello Mr. Evans 😏 how are you doing 🤭 he makes me all giddy when he wipes his beard. It makes me think that he’s remembering what I tasted like 🫣 👀

[poughkeepsies]

also im just fucking cracking up at oliver going "at the beginning of the season I was going to play buck as having a sexual awakening whether the writers were doing it or not" and that translating to buck looking at eddie with the most down horrendous blushy heart eyes possible in every scene cause WHAT would he have done if tim didn't decide to make it canon. at some point he would've been in a scene with eddie and marisol and you would just see buck in the background gagging. he would give that boy Hanahaki disease in the name of character development.

[tylerposey]

Put these on.

[mrs-stans]

SEBASTIAN STAN & CHRIS EVANS At Kevin Feige's Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony.

[bruhvies]

my happy afton family where everyone is happy

[runeiio]

random fnaf head canons

[thegunslingerletmedrop]

[evanboodaddy]

"I watched American Horror story for the plot"

the plot:

[newwavesylviaplath]

so i actually need to suck his soul out of his body via using his dick as a straw

[shinewonder]

comprehensive fnaf relationship chart

[jackwhiteprophetic]

[north-noire]

the emilys and the aftons (two of them), but chibi sized

[mrs-stans]

SEBASTIAN STAN & CHRIS EVANS At Kevin Feige's Hollywood Walk Of Fame Ceremony.

[evanswifeily]

I swear if someone will say that Evan Peters is just a men i don’t know what I’ll do to them yet BUT HE IS A GOD‼️

[runeiio]

reuploaded some but here’s some stuff i drew cause i’m hyped for the movie