#mr love rp

[mr-laveau]

Now stick with me here, Love helping Des figure out how they like to be touched and kissed–not a big concept but one that actually gets my brain going

[mannequinlover57]

Love is love everyone!

[gingerbreedhouse]

Today we welcome our freelance guest and honourary member Miss Davina 🌺

[des-no9]

Tuj 💜

Socks and sandals offender. But will share his joint with you after you hookup behind the library where you meet touching hands in the interspecies romance section.

[goth-pod]

Goth-Pod Ep 6: Bruce Wayne

Welcome back to goth pod! Come with Juda Boone to start the discussion on Gotham's most well-known name.

[goth-pod is a fictional in-universe podcast based on the DC comics universe. Juda Boone is an original fictional character, not based on any real person or known comic book character.]

Transcript under the cut

Hello everyone and welcome back to Goth-Pod! Your Gotham based podcast. You're listening to cape supremacy believer and host, Juda Boone.

Gotham, we have a problem. A problem that we have let run loose and unaccounted for for far too long. 

That Problem? Bruce Wayne. 

I know I said I wasn’t going to explain who Bruce Wayne is, but the man has been running rampant in our fair city and I finally feel the need to speak my peace. 

Did you know that Bruce Wayne gives a major portion of Wayne Enterprise profits to local charities? Actually- he’s responsible for all the major renovations and expansions of the children's hospital for the past decade. 

I mean, I can’t believe no one is talking about how ridiculous that is. He could obviously be putting that money to better use elsewhere. Like a private jet. 

Or maybe- maybe he should lose his ludicrous petitioning for keeping the City park clean and instead fashion a huge W-shaped building over it. 

It’s just hard, as a Gotham citizen, to see this man be so annoyingly good at being a Father. Doesn't he know that there is a very lonely office that he should be attending to? Keeping vulnerable children out of the vulturous media is truly just inconsiderate to his many raving fans.

I’m concerned about what sort of precedents this could set for other people in his position. Celebrities, CEO’s, Billionaires- with a B. They might start getting ideas to act as people and treat others as people should Wayne continue this kind of behavior!

Free Resources for the Gotham community, healthcare and livable wages for his employees? Who does this man think he is? 

And I want to say that this is not coming from a completely outsider perspective. My family has been personally effected by this. My uncle used to be at an entry-level position at Wayne Enterprises. And thanks to W.E’s scholarship program for all employees, he was able to go back to school with a full ride. 

Gotham City, with it’s grime and criminal underground and villains, shouldn’t have Bruce Wayne.

But we do. And if it wasn’t obvious, I have been sarcastic for most of this episode.

Bruce Wayne, behind the glitz, is someone who cares deeply about the city. I don’t feel entirely comfortable pointing at a rich man and going “Don't worry, he's one of the good ones!” Which is probably why I formatted this episode the way I did. 

Bruce Wayne isn’t the “Prince” of Gotham for nothing. Now, I feel like there's an old adage about.. Heroes.. And what they may or may not wear.. Huh, I can't think of it right now. Let me know if you guys remember it. 

Thanks for joining. I’m Juda and you’re listening to Goth-Pod. Until next time, stay safe, Gotham.

[muriel-not-the-dim-one]

*A little dove arrives at your feet with an official sealed letter*

I, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale, appoint you, Muriel, 37 nd Scrivener Angel, to my successor on earth. You are promoted to be ambassador of Heaven. If you wish, the bookshop in Whickber Street in Soho, London, shall be your embassy. From now on, you'll report to me as your direct superior.

Supreme Archangel

Aziraphale

*A smaller letter falls out*

Dear Muriel.

I know, how much I ask of you, but since there is no one else to trust with at the moment, I would be very glad if you accept the promotion.

I am terribly sorry to leave you alone with this mess all of a sudden, but believe me: I'll try my best to keep your back.

You do so well. Even sometimes it is so hard to do good. Please don't give up. I really believe in you.

Sincerely

A.Z. Fell

Oh Mr. Fell! I mean Supreme Archangel Aziraphale! You want me to be an Ambassador to Heaven? Me? You want Me?

I can’t believe you want ME to be your replacement.

I won’t let you down Mr. Fell. I mean Supreme.

Muriel Ambassador of Heaven.

Answering to Supreme Archangel Aziraphale.

@aziraphalesdiaries

Muriel Ambassador to Heaven, under the command of Supreme Archangel Aziraphale

Oh, Mr. Crowley ✨

@secretdiaryofcrowley

[ace-of-spaders]

Robert Carlyle as Mr Gold The Serpent of Eden in Once Upon A Time 1x02 "The Thing You Love Most"

[dead-in-the-pool]

You deserve a flower as well.

*Hands him a single tulip*

do i have a secret admirer?? wow... always wanted one of those...

[thegreatyin]

exciting update on the state of the scoundrel and the scientist's marriage/engagement/complicated roommate situationship:

It Sure Is Going!

[prpfz]

😇⭐😍

Hello! I am a male writer (20+ only please) looking for someone to write some shamelessly smutty plots! I'm interested in a whole bunch of fandoms which I'll list below - much more including these, if I listed everything I'd run out of space! I'm interested in male x male pairings using canon characters. My preferred roleplay platform is Discord, and I'm a semi-lit to literate writer, no pressure on length but that's something we can work out together!

I'm super kink friendly and will have a go at anything, my limits are; daddy kink, feminisation, puppy play and scat. I have a bunch of ideas for most of the fandoms below, some more dumb excuses to write smut than others, we can plan that out together though. Here's some fandoms I'm looking out for, some are kind of hard to come by;

Shameless

13 Reasons Why

Teen Wolf

Love Victor

Kickass

Everybody Wants Some!!

Kingsman

MCU

Outer Banks

Mr Robot

Game of Thrones

Ted Lasso

WWE

Elite

The Bear

The White Lotus

Fairly sure I missed out on a LOT lmao. Hit like if you're interested and I'll get back to you!

like or dm

[mrs-hudsons-blog]

Happy new year Mrs Hudson 🫶🏻

Oh, how sweet. Thank you, to you too, my dear!

(Look at me! I even somehow found the moving pictures again!)

[royalarchivist]

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There’s not a lot of Karmaland enjoyers on Tumblr, but I need everyone to see this clip of Quackity, Rubius, and Luzu in therapy anyways because I’ve never heard Quackity laugh this hard

[bean-that-loves-jesters]

very late barbie meme BUT it's so breadstick

(Edit: I forgot the highlight on pizzahead’s nose oh my god welp)

[thomasthequeer]

Seriously somebody needs to let me rp Israel Hands, I’m going to SCREAM

[walking-azalea]

book, ~ sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf.

The library is busier than Jeremiah thought, but at least the recipe section is devoid of the university students swarming the more education-heavy stacks.

It's not that he thinks the girl needs help, he happens to be looking at the same row. He can't necessarily see her face from behind, but she at least... looks like she could use a hand.

"Need this one?" He asks from behind, reaching out to fish it off the shelf to hand her. It's where he mostly expects the interaction to end, but he does take note of the cover.

Reaching his hand back up, he takes the very next book from where he retrieved the one he handed her before.

"Let me know if that one's any good," He quips, mostly not to scare her, knowing how human women could easily perceive... an unwelcome bout of assistance from a male-presenting figure. "If not we'll trade."

Considering the fact that Azalea was on tip toe and her fingers were just barely brushing the spine of the book she was trying to get, the assistance was very much needed, or else she might just start trying to climb the bookshelf. 

“Curse my short arms-” She grumbled to herself, her eyebrows furrowed in determination. 

She was so engrossed in her mission that she was a little spooked by the sudden voice, turning her head to look up at him, then watching as he grabbed the book she’d been going for. It was a cookbook that included recipes for pet-safe versions of some of the meals, geared towards dog owners. 

She accepted the book gratefully when he offered it to her, finally looking at him more properly and figuring out where she recognized him from. It’s Mr. Plant Man! It’s the guy who runs her favorite flower shop!

She offered him an appreciative smile, laughing a little when he offered to trade if the cookbook wasn’t any good. “I’ll keep that in mind. I’m more than happy to lend it to you if you want to check out some of the recipes anyways.” She offered, grinning playfully. “But fancy seeing you out in the wild.” She teased

[the-mothering-doctor]

Thea - What will you do about a demon in your house? (< -- demon in question)

There is no demon in my house. I would know. I'm a doctor.