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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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we've really gotta do something about the ice mummy this happens literally every monday it sucks

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nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

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i almost watched a film once

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got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

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Yeah hey mom I know it's been a while since I called. I have bad news. My cigarette broke in half. Yeah.. yeah Google said no way to fix it either

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they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

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| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

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Caitlyn Kiramman in Arcane Season 2, Act III

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hey girl, are you (be cool and edgy) a gun (but not too edgy!) because you're pretty (great job, you've fucked this up already no going back) and i want you in my mouth? (say something british now, that never fails) tally-ho!

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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*takes out my gougar counter and it starts going wild*

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