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Happy Birthday Kirby! to celebrate I wanted to create a series of illustrations based on the 'it's Kirby Time' series <3
'It's Kirby Time - A world without Kirby'

I created a read-along video to go alongside it as well <3 I'm not the best voice actor with mediocre equipment but it was fun to make!
Watch it here:
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if tumblr ever does die, it's easy. if we were mutuals and had spoken before, contact me through discord dm or any of the surviving empire routes (messenger, instagram, whatsapp, imessage). if those are down or you never got my details but you do know my government name and location, send a letter to the general post office of my capital city. if we weren't mutuals or you don't know those details, leave a note in the comments section of my least-played amv on youtube like they did with historical ledgers on the walls of stores in pompeii. if youtube is down, pull out any bad screenshots of my posts (or fabricate some) and make some noise on r/HobbyDrama. if reddit is down, create an rpf tag on ao3 for my online persona and write your message into the fabric of a story. if ao3 is down, the discussion page for the wikimedia file upload of the largest scan of Landscape with the Fall of Icarus. if wikimedia is down, forums.whirlpool.net.au. if the internet is down we have no further business with each other
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They cut my fucking head off so I'd be one of those severed heads that dispenses wisdom but I'm dumb as hell and the advice I give is dogshit so they're talking about using me like a soccer ball
damn, that sounds rough. they let mine host a late night comedy show.
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the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans
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im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it
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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
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i shouldn’t be in social situations i should be in the dark
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A Tutorial Masterpost
Some tutorials that I’ve come across, organized both for my own viewing pleasure and to hopefully assist others as well. I update this list whenever I come across new, helpful pieces.
A lot of these are hosted on my personal Tumblr, but I don’t change my url so it’s pretty safe to bookmark them there (and not have to worry about the url changing) if you don’t wish to reblog them yourself for whatever reason.
Feline tutorials:
The domestic cat body
Improving upon (lion) anatomy
Realistic lion faces tips
Big cat paw tips
Canine vs. feline - paws and legs
Guide to big cats
Feline comparison
Canine vs. feline - facial anatomy
Canine vs. feline - chest anatomy
Guide to little cats
Big cat eyes (could work for other eyes)
Spot variation in big cats
Big cat studies
Feline feet
Extremely helpful big cat references
Domestic cat references
Canine tutorials:
Basic wolf anatomy
Skeleton notes on wolf legs
The wolf skeleton as a whole
The wolf skull and teeth
Wolf paw tips
Basic canine poses
Canine ears and chest
Drawing realistic wolves
Basic wolf tutorial
Wolf paw tutorial
Paw pad tips
Canine vs. feline - paws and legs
Canine vs. feline - facial anatomy
Canine vs. feline - chest anatomy
And this is just an excellent DA for wolf reference images
Fluid greyhound studies
Detailed canine nose tutorial
Avian tutorials:
Bird wing anatomy applied on humanoids
Bird wing tutorial (lots of underrated tips)
Varying bird wing structure
Basic owl anatomy
Bird wing vs. bat wing vs. pterodactyl wing vs. human arm
Bird wings and flight
Various bird wings
Eagle facts sheet
Bird muscular and skeletal anatomy
Some great photograph bird (wing) references
Dorsal anatomy of a bird wing
Winged people anatomy
Don’t forget the secondaries
Human(oid) tutorials:
Facial features:
Excellent expressions tut
Altalamatox face tutorial
Profile proportions
Expression tutorial
Virtual lighting studio
Various facial and body shapes reference
Drawing the nose
Human mouths
Breaking down the human nose
How to draw the ear
Jawline and kissing tip
The human head at various angles
Advice on eyes
Nose shapes
The human skull and face
Facial features
Portrait lighting cheat sheet
Animating dialogue (mouth movement)
A kissing tutorial
Expressions photo references
Semi-realistic eye tutorial
Painting a realistic eye
The face in profile
The human head at various angles
Muscles in the neck and face
Breakdown of lips
Blocked out human faces
Average feminine faces of the world
Expressive eye reference
Excellent ear anatomy tutorial
Constraining the face
The face at various angles
Human faces
Excellent teeth tutorial. Animalistic, but it works
Tips on teeth
Colours of the face
Photographic mouth/teeth reference
Stylized noses and ears
Neck, shoulders, arms, back, and torso:
A masculine shoulder study
Muscles in the neck and face
Neck and torso tut
Masculine torso anatomy in use
Arm shape and muscles
Breaking up the masculine torso
Feminine anatomy patterns
Masculine torso photo reference
Over the shoulder poses
Shoulder structure (masculine)
Masculine torso in motion
A neat arm trick
Detailed arm muscle drawings
Masculine muscle reference
Human back tips
Movement and muscles of the neck, torso, and arms
Simplifying a muscular masculine torso
Drawing boobs
Feminine vs masculine arms and shoulders
Making sure feminine people have room for organs and realistic boobs
Shoulders vs hips
Hands on hips poses
Muscles of the arms and shoulders (in motion)
Varied masculine and feminine torso references
Legs, hips, and feet:
Masculine vs. feminine waist
Feminine anatomy patterns
The human hips
Masculine legs reference
A beginner’s guide to knees
Feet and shoes tutorial
Simplifying the human foot
Feet reference drawings
Feet, ankles, and shoes
Shoulders vs hips
Bent legs yes and no’s (feminine)
Hands and feet from cone shapes
Hands:
Hand tips and reference
Simplifying hands
The human hand
More hand(y) tips
Yet another hands tutorial
The fist
The hand in motion
Hand and feet tips
Excellent hand and feet studies
How hands grip a sword
Hand poses
Boxing out the hand
Hello more hand refs
Hand angle references
Correct grip on a pistol
Various hand references (with object holding poses)
Simple hands, fingers, and nails
Hands and feet from cone shapes
Full body and poses:
Simplifying human anatomy
Understanding anatomy part 1 (follow desc. links for more)
A guide to movement: flexibility
Pose tutorial
Varying the feminine figure
Excellent action and couple references
Various athletic builds
Proportional height of different positions
The human body in perspective
Body type diversity
Another feminine body tutorial
Fullbody proportions tutorial
Guide to human types
Couple pose photo references
Practice figure drawing (animals as well)
How weight sits on different (feminine) bodies
Kneeling and sitting stock references
Constructing poses and the line of action
Varying your body types (feminine)
Large source of feminine anatomy references
Hair and skin:
Various types of hair
Drawing hair
Skintone palettes
Variation of colour throughout the skin
Painting skin
Skin tutorial
Skin undertones (masculine examples)
Drawing freckles
Drawing different types of hair
Other:
Bird wing anatomy applied on humanoids
Animal feet on a human figure
Various human bone studies
Interesting mythical creature skeletons with humanoid anatomy
Winged people anatomy
Dragon tutorials (and bat wings):
Anatomy of the Western dragon
Dragon wing tips
Dragon wing tutorial
Dragon anatomy
Dragon tutorial
Bat wing anatomy tutorial
Equine tutorials:
Basic horse (back) reference
The equine skeleton
A good, large collection of horse stock references
Skeleton of a horse and its rider
Horse hooves
Skeletal and fluid horse studies
Cervine tutorials:
Basic deer anatomy
Deer skeleton drawing
Deer musculature
Deer skeleton
Fluid deer studies
The Big Book of Drawing: deer
Reindeer noses
Ursine tutorials:
Fantastic bear anatomy/poses references
Basic bear structure
Bear anatomy tutorial
Miscellaneous animal tutorials:
Sheep vs. goats
Anteater studies
Chimp studies
Asian elephant skeletal drawing
Animating four legged creatures
Various animal studies from an animation aspect
Drawing rats
A tutorial on creature design
Snake mouths
Amazing teeth tutorial
Background and objects tutorials:
Griffsnuff background tut part 1 (second in desc.)
Tree tutorial
Realistic gems tut
Water tutorial
General water tutorial
Drawing crystals
Drawing bows
Painting rocks
Parts of a saber (other swords linked in desc.)
Analyzing key and contrast/time of day/etc
Corner-pin perspective distortion
Using three cubes to make a street view
Cloud tutorial
A beautiful flower tutorial
A simple but effective tree tutorial
Drawing mechanical objects
Multiple tree tutorials
Perspective tricks
Weapon and shield accessory tutorial
Background painting tips (blocks and angular objects)
Clothing tutorials:
Fabric tutorial
Clothing folds part 1 (second in desc.)
Drawing hoods
Drawing jeans
Hat on human figure reference
Armor
More hat on figure references
Different shirt collars
Collars, sport backs, vests, and pants
Draperies and costumes
Making colourful fabric patterns
Baseball cap reference
A ton of clothing references
A boatload of well-organized clothing refs
Feet and shoes tutorial
Dressing Rosalind Lutece (older female clothing)
Feet, ankles, and shoes
Hats and how to draw them
Clothing folds tutorial
Drawing clothing wrinkles
A breakdown of medieval armor
Drawing hoods
General painting, drawing, and style tips:
Altalamatox digital painting walkthrough
Simple fur tutorial
Realism painting tutorial (human subject)
Excellent colour tutorial
Painting a wolf (good fur painting visual)
Photoshop brushes tut
Basics of Photoshop tutorial
Another digital painting tutorial
Common digital painting mistakes
Colour and light
Soft cel-shading tutorial
Various types of hair
Colour tips and the mood it expresses
Composition tips
Lighting and colour tips
Shadows
Another composition tut
Simple colouring via overlay
From paper to digital
Painting gold
Colour palette turtles
Excellent fur painting tutorial
Skin painting tips
Colouring black and white pictures
Creating a colour palette with MS Paint
Obeying screen direction
Analyzing key and contrast/time of day/etc
The coil technique
Colour adjustment tips
Making flat colour pieces look gorgeous
Blending with hard brushes
Outlining in SAI
Uncommon information regarding colours
Compositional balance
Visual algorithms
Gesture over anatomy
Disney Chris Sanders’ style tips
Design, colour, and value
Decent art without lining or shading
Varied shots of the human figure
Cinematography of the Incredibles
Giving characters personality with poses and expressions
The main shapes of character design
Tamberella’s shading tutorial
SAI watercolour tutorial
Choosing interesting colours (by PurpleKecleon)
Local colour and dramatic lighting
Silhouettes and line of action
Hand and wrist health:
Carpal tunnel syndrome information
Carpal tunnel syndrome exercises
Wrist, hand, and finger stretches video
Another video with good hand exercises
Hope these help!
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dishonorably discharged from the 452nd regiment of the europan allied forces for trying to make the ice trenches "frillier"
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can someone please kill this guy
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friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place
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