Establishment of Mrs Sandwich, Madame Tracy and Lady Ashtoreth 🌶️ Honourary Member: Davina 🌶️ Slippery when wet 🌶️ Not the best place for minors to hang out 🌶️
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The Ineffable Mrs Sandwich
So. Mrs Sandwich.
I’ve been wondering at her relevance. I put a post up a bit ago about the signs at her front door that rang honking great foreshadowing bells: “Come Upstairs” and “No pairs. One only. Be Brave” on a wall surrounded by stars. Not to mention they now have a “New Model” with “Friendly Hands” up there.
In the party, she says something to Aziraphale that made my brain jangle because of all the meta that I’ve been eating: [her girls] stand on their own two feet. Initially I thought this was a sex-work joke, but there’s the fact that at the beginning of the season, both lads are completely co-dependent, especially Crowley who talks about “my only friend”. By the end of the season, the boys are separated and they will be forced to stand on their own two feet for the first time since 2500BC.
Throw into the mix that God’s department is always referred to as “upstairs” and Mrs Sandwich is the only person shown coming down from an upstairs to a ground level that has a chandelier, much like Aziraphale’s bookshop also has a chandelier on the ground floor, directly over his contact point with the almighty.
“I don’t know why you invited me,” she says and Aziraphale makes a point that she’s part of their world, even if she feels she’s separate from it. Then you have the seamstress conversation and yes, maybe she is a brothel madame, but the fact she can’t say what her actual role/position is has very ineffable vibes to me. A convenient way to mask her real identity/purpose.
When Crowley walks her out the party, he says “Have you got your hand in?” and she replies “Oh, I’ve got more than that, love.” which would track for the person who was playing three-card monty with the universe. Since they’re so careful with their dialogue, between all of this and her calling Crowley “a good lad”?
Add the fact that her “girls” upstairs can tell when Nina is unhappy when making coffee and that one of the drinks she orders almost matches the order by the Metatron, who has professed to consume human food/drink. His version has almond syrup instead of hazelnut and almond is symbolic in the bible for watchfulness and promise of a new season. (However, interestingly, some Biblical translations of hazelnut and almond mean the same thing)
And what is a sandwich if not two separate sides with something in the middle?
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Beautiful.
Here is Miu since I saw ppl liked how I draw her ! She's kinda tricky to get right imo but it's worthing it in the end ✌️
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Thank you. We appreciate your appreciation.
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Better late than never! Enchantée!
@ellietheduck @amagnificentobsession Here we are ....
Happy birthday, Ellie! Here is a special dress from our stock.
Good Morning My Loves,
Well this has been a week. First I’d like to congratulate @angelo-rib-shack @angelo-chuck-wagon for their wonderful Drag Show. What fun!!! I actually think it’s still going on….(but isn’t every day a good day for drag)?
Just look at these beauties! @mr-crawleigh you are a DELIGHT!!!! I think you’ve been in Ashtoreth’s wardrobe 🔥
I’m sure we have all had to take a step back, breathe, and come to the realization that this fandom is OURS. WE create the laughs. WE create the love. WE create the JOY.
Today I want to offer you a soft spot to land, a quiet place to reflect. But I also offer, a place to laugh, to be silly, to spread love and joy in anyway you possibly desire.
A “friend” of mine once said: “Did you ever wonder what’s the point? Demons, Angels, Heaven, Hell…..it’s all pointless.” I think what he meant was why are we adversaries? Why not just get along? We all want the same thing, happiness. And who we find that happiness with is OUR CHOICE. It’s not for anyone else to say if it’s right or wrong.
Funny old world, that a demon may be the kindest of all.
On that note, I offer you food and drink, conversation and love (not necessarily in that order).
And as another friend said, “we’ll be ok.”
And we will. ♥️
@muriel-not-the-dim-one @angelina-rib-shack @the-metatron @docdust @i-dream-of-sheeny @neo-of-sporin @gandalf-big-oos @avis-morningstar @violet-yimlat @ellietheduck @thedemon-crowley @youroneandonlysnakelady @kleenexwoman @pissylittlebirdboy @angel-and-the-serpent @god-wednesday @e-w-w-morningstar @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @lucifer-and-the-guys @duchess-shax @sliceocheese @thatflatfrog @one-coming-is-enough @curlish @andagon @servusapollinis @darbie-furfurious-consort @furfurs-fotos @dream-of-pain
As always…….please, please, PLEASE invite anyone who might need a hug, a smile, a laugh, or to feel OUR love. ❤️
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Beautiful curvy women in your neighbourhood are waiting for you. @angelo-rib-shack will like it too.
call my baby lollipop
tell you why
đźŤđźŤ¬ marvellous ms fell, burlesque queen of soho, saves the sauciest of her private photos for her dear friend ms crowley...
fat tummies visible below the line of a corset, like/reblog if you agree đź©·
this is so self indulgent and i am not sorry, plz don't slap me tumblr.
tagging my dearests @ineffabildaddy @foolishlovers @portraitofalonelydyke đź©·
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@whickber-shopkeepers It might be interesting for you to know that although MISTER Mutt is a member of your association, his spouse is a regular guest in our house … So you will find her quite often in one of our salons ...
Girls just wanna have fun
Andrew O'Neill as Mutt's Spouse
Donna Preston as Mrs. Sandwich
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Girls, you heard the news. We will act accordingly, @whickber-shopkeepers
Notice: We are aware that there was an earlier incident that has affected business recently on Whickber Street.
We must assure you that sudden strikes of lighting are a highly uncommon event, and that the chances of being electrocuted or stuck in one of our many shops on the street is highly unlikely. The man circulating online (yes, the one dressed in sunglasses and all black) is completely FINE. He is actually a regular around Whickber street, and has been seen around since the incident. A shockingly nice lad, and is completely unaffected by the incident. Please continue to shop at Whickber without worry, we hope to see you soon!
-Mrs. Sandwich
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We are all very excited ...
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Madame Tracy - Bird of Paradise
a sketchy Madame Tracy study for a change xD
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I can't help but repost tiktoks edits like this.
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Well Aziraphale’s 🍑 is indeed sweet…
Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here
Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 2 : here
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Approved by Gingerbread House.
Her.
That’s it. That’s the post.
((Dress inspo from @/madeleine_white’s coachella outfit!! Might as well draw Davina (my wife thank you) as Crowley with it :D
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Oh yeah, she is the man of the house. And a lady!
Thank you to everyone who voted in the poll! Here's Nanny Ashtoreth for you! Please feel free to message me with requests for other drawings!
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Mrs. Sandwich, a seamstress (Good Omens Season 2)
and
The Seamstresses' Guild (Discworld)
(Men at Arms)
(Men at Arms)
(The Fifth Elephant)
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