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Hello everyone I recently watched the puzzlevision series and WOTIF 2024 and was wondering if all of you would like a Mr. Puzzles from SMG4 fanfiction/headcannons both SFW and NSFW
#villain f/o#villain lover#villain simp#villain#hear me out#mr puzzles#smg4#mr puzzles smg4#mr Puzzles fanfiction#mr puzzles headcannons#hcs#smut fanfiction#smut hcs#fluff#fluff hcs#smut headcanons#fluff headcanons
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Pssst. Hey you! Wanna read a Marware and SMG34 fanfiction? 👀
SMG3 asks SMG4 out on a date but Mario wants to come too!! So he convinces Mr Puzzles to be his fake date so he can spy on them!! Filled with fluff, crack, feelings and comedy!
And I’m really proud of it so I hope you like it!!
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#smg4#smg3#mr puzzles#Mario#smg4 mr puzzles#smg4 mario#smg4 marware#mario x mr puzzles#Marware#smg4 fanfic#smg4 fanfiction#smg34#smg3 x smg4#smg34 fanfiction#smg4 fanart#smg4 smg3 fanart#smg4 mr puzzles fanart#smg4 mario fanart#fanfiction#double date
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No Business Like Show Business (1/?)
It’s no secret that Mr. Puzzles isn’t the most…Creative guy around. So he makes the shrewd business decision to hire you- the screen writer! What could possibly go wrong? [Okay so my secret is that I adore Mr. Puzzles and that he’s my comfort character but I…Really don’t like SMG4 as a whole. Personally I just don’t like the show when the TV ain’t in it. So, forgive me if anything is inaccurate in regards to the world or lore! I’m working off the Wiki here 。°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°。. Either way, this is the first of hopefully many chapters! Lemme know if you want more! Also RIP formatting]
The TV producer sat in his chair, hunched forward with his elbows against his knees as his electronic head rested against his steepled hands. Darkness ensconced him in his eerily quiet office, only the dim light of his own screen and the countless monitors in front of him for any light. His defeat at the hands of the SMG4 crew had been… Humiliating, to say the least. Not only did they beat his screen in, but they had bested him at his own game. What he dedicated his very life to. Television. They had gotten their five stars so much quicker than he did and with seemingly much less effort. There was no possible way the crew had studied more in the realm of film and video than him— he had literally seen everything! From eternal classics to infomercials, Mr. Puzzles could perfectly recall every piece of cinema ever created. And, despite all that work, he still lost.
“No, no use in dwelling on that now.” He muttered to himself, aching for a smoke. “What can I do differently…?” Rising from his chair, he began to pace his office as he wracked his brain. Perhaps branch into Japanese styled game-shows? No, he couldn’t possibly. If his ultimate game-show didn’t work, then zany Japanese game-shows wouldn’t, either. Maybe foreign films? Too niche an audience and it wasn’t as if his Italian endeavor went splendidly. What hadn’t he copied (or rather referenced) yet? There had to be something…!
His frantic patrol of his office stopped short. Maybe… That was the exact problem. He hasn’t made anything new. His knowledge of all things film was encyclopedic, but his creative muscles? Woefully inept. He had always produced everything alone. Scripts? Him. Effects? Also him. Hosting? Who else could possibly do that job? Not as if he would let anybody else take the helm; but if he hired a screen writer… Maybe he could finally write an original enough script to get a five star rating. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
You had heard of Puzzlevision before, I mean, who hadn’t? They were a juggernaut of the industry. Pumping out content hand over fist (for better or for worse). Yet, they were an enigma of a company at the same time- nobody ever seemed to have any work connections to them despite all the content they produce. It was the golden ticket of job opportunities. So, just like many of your coworkers, you submitted your résumé to their business address. Never expecting to hear anything back like the many others who tried their hand at it. However, currently, you sat in shock staring at the letter you just opened on your desk. The small TV logo on crisp letterhead, with a whole message to boot.
‘Dear Applicant,
Puzzlevision Studios has reviewed your submitted résumé and would like to thank you for your interest in our company. Given your stated qualifications and past headed projects, we would like to offer to you the title of Screen Writer. If you would like to pursue this opportunity, please visit the studio at the return address during regular business hours.’
Puzzlevision had never even answered applicants before, much less an affirmative response. Surely more talented writers had to have applied? It wasn’t as if you were inept. In fact, you had worked on many successful projects. Leading them through any bumps in the road you might have faced and being well regarded amongst your peers. But, a job at Puzzlevision… It all seemed too good to be true. Your coworker, Tori, rounded your shared cubicle wall to say her good mornings to you as she always did. “Yo!” She chirped, leaning on your shoulder as she looked ahead of you absentmindedly. “What’s got you so star struck? …Oh shit.” Her eyes must have skimmed your letter, given she was now just as shocked as you. “Well look at you! I can say I worked with a big shot before they got big~!”
“Yeah…!” You replied, excitement beginning to replace the shock. Of course you had to take this! You liked your company, sure, but anyone would give for an opportunity like this. “I gotta draft my resignation…! Pack up my cubicle, get my clothes dry cleaned for the interview- oh God I wasn’t expecting this.”
“Chill, chill!” Tori crooned, patting your shoulder gently when she removed herself from it. “No need to panic. That’ll get you nowhere. Just take your PTO today and draft the resignation while you get your things in order. Once you get the gig, we’ll grab a celebratory dinner, ‘kay?”
“Definitely!” You quickly grabbed the things you had just set down to start your day, ready to depart posthaste for all your prepping. “Tell the boss I’m outta here! Text you later!” You bolted back towards the entrance, waving back at Tori as she called out a goodbye. This was going to be a whirlwind.
#mr puzzles#mr puzzles x reader#mr puzzles x oc#fanfic#x reader#self ship#self ship fanfiction#smg4 mr puzzles
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Finally finished the cover for SMG4 in Schmicago! Decided to go off of some promotional stuff I saw for Schmigadoon’s second season
Mainly inspired by this photo:
#my art#smg4#smg4 au#smg34#smg4 Schmigadoon au#smg3#smg4 mr puzzles#smg4 mario#schmicago#schmigadoon#Marware#marware fanfiction#smg34 fanfiction
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Mario Simulator (Joke Fic)
Chapter 1
Ships: Marware, BatteryAcid (Mr Puzzles x Orange Juice), SMG34 (minor)
Mushroom Akademi was your normal pseudo-japanese highschool and Mario was a normal student.
He had... awful as shit grades because he didn't concentrate in class (god I wish I was that carefree ) and had a decent enough reputation, expect for that one incident where he was caught... you don't want to know what he was caught doing.
Anyway, Mario was normal.
He awoke to his loud two trucks alarm and started to get ready for the day. Putting on his highschool girl uniform that definitely did not look like the sailor scout uniform, not brushing his teeth and grabbing a plate of spaghetti to eat.
He quickly checked his phone to see that it was... 8 a'clock??? He was going to be late and get told of by SMG4 because of it!
Spaghetti plate still in hand, he rushed out the door, trying his best not to trip and be a clutz like he always is.
He eventually arrived at the school, only 2 minutes late and ran to his class, before realising he had no clue where he was going and had to check his timetable, which he also realised he lost like 5 months ago.
After 10 minutes of searching for his class, he finally found it and sat down in his seat, absolutely exhausted, spaghetti plate still in hand.
"Mario? You're late again? This is the 20th time this week! You know what I don't care, just don't be a nuisance like yesterday." Karen stated, not giving a crap about Mario because she is a girlboss, a legend and the moment.
The lesson went surprisingly quickly as the entire time Mario was finishing of his spaghetti or talking to SMG4 about memes or some cringey shit like that.
When the lesson and 2nd period was over, it was finally break.
Mario ran to say hello to his friends before a figure caught his eye.
The figure was a tall, handsome TV head giving out audition leaflets for a school play, rather dramatically you could say... and pathetically as he was literally on his hands and knees begging one student to join, a crying baby face replacing his normal emotes on his TV head.
Mario's heart skipped a beat. Oh how he had fallen for this TV head for the past couple of months. Yeah he tried to mind-control his friends to force them to preform in a everlasting play but that was ages ago. Honestly, Mario was down bad for him, his patheticness, his passion for the arts, his dramatic nature. I mean he was even good to look at, I mean look at those cables and wires (bro 😭) .
"Mario? MARIO!"
Mario finally snapped out of his god damn solioquy and lovestruck pinning just to be faced with a very annoyed SMG4.
"Where you even listening to anything I said?" SMG4 asked, pissed that Mario hadn't been listening for the 100th time this week.
"Uhhhh..." Mario said before saying the most, disgusting, revolting thing you ever have seen that had to be censored for the sake of EVERYONE'S sanity.
"What? No??? I was explaining the entire FNAF lore." SMG4 explained like the cringe pathetic loser he is.
"I honestly still don't get it." Meggy stated
"I do." SMG3 stated, with lovestruck eyes that told everyone in the room that he did not understand anything SMG4 just said and just liked to hear SMG4's voice
"Ha ha Gayyyyyy!" Mario shouted before being punched in the face by SMG3
"Shut Up! You like Mr Puzzles!!!" SMG3 declared, deflecting Mario's accusation back onto Mario.
"That's because he's-" Mario was once again censored by the Great Fanfic Writer in the sky who didn't want to write out the disgusting thing Mario just said about Mr Puzzles
"We.. didn't need to know that but anyway what was I on about again?" SMG4 asked, forgetting his entire lore dump he just did a few minutes before hand.
"You were on about the lore of FNAF?" SMG3 stated, looking back at SMG4 with eyes that were screaming with 'I love you so much, I want to hear your voice all the time, we are friends, we are literally soulmates made for each other, I would literally die and kill for you.'
"Oh yeah!" SMG4 was a oblivious idiot and didn't notice SMG3's obvious pinning "Anyway Foxy Bro killed his own brother or some shit and got really depressed ig, couldn't be me"
SMG4 went on to ramble about FNAF again but Mario got bored immediately. Why would anyone care about a Purple Guy and some dead children? The lore was way to complex for Mario's stupid little brain anyway, he couldn't even count to 10 let alone remember all of that.
Mario's focus went back to the pathetic Vox look-alike and sighed lovely.
He was perfect to Mario. Absolutely perfect. Though he was a bumbling idiot and still not fully redeemed, he was harmless and Mario knew he could fix him.
Mr Puzzles was now acting like that desperate clinging to a student to get them to join didn't happen and was still handing out leaflets for the audition.
Maybe Mario could audition? It's not like he had anything better to do with his life other than eat spaghetti and annoy SMG4 24/7. And it gave him the excuse to hang out with the handsome TV head.
Before Mario could think any longer, a new character appeared on screen and jokely spooked Mr Puzzles, which caused Mr Puzzles to jump and move his hands dramatically like a primary schooler trying way to hard in a poorly done school play.
Mario immediately didn't like this new figure. How dare they spook their one and only true love? And be friendly with him? (Damn Mario just let him have friends, he needs them desperately)
The figure was tall, taller than Mr Puzzles in fact which was a surprise, and extremely buff, looking like that one yaoi art base (you know the one). His head was replaced with a glass of orange juice which for some reasons had eyes on it, like working eyes. Mario didn't question it though as the canonical SMG4 universe was already lacking of lore on how the fuck Mr Puzzles is alive after he cut his head off.
"Awww, did I scare you pookie bear? I'm sorry~!" the figure said, kissing his lover on the check loving.
"I-It's okay OJ-Kun! You just scared me a little that's all." Mr Puzzles said, extremely flustered and shy now out of no where, acting like a uwu soft twink.
Mario was seething with anger. Mr Puzzles had a lover? A boyfriend? This was not okay. Only Mario could be his boyfriend and if he couldn't, then no one could.
An idea popped into Mario's head, quite surprising as he probably didn't have any braincells left.
A very... unique idea.
You see, there was something actually... unnormal about Mario.
He was what you would call...
A yandere.
(part 2 when??? Lol)
#this is actually starting to sound a bit too serious#like my other one was 100% crack#and this is like... 90%#if i start writing non-crack fics on this account#you need to find me and you need to put me down#smg4#mr puzzles#mr puzzles x orange juice#marware#smg4 mario#smg4: battery acid#smg4 fanfic#joke fanfic#joke#crackfic#crackship#smg34#it's like minor though#yandere#yandere simulator parody#yan sim parody#parody#fanfic#fanfiction#Mario Simulator Official Tag
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new cover for bs34ff!!
#smg4#smg3#smg4 boopkins#fishy boopkins#mr puzzles#oc: dove#smg34#boopkins smg34 fanfiction#kitty scribbles
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Want to read a Marware Halloween Fanfiction?
No? WELL YOU’RE GETTING IT ANYWAY!
After all who doesn’t love a good reminder of their childhood Halloween?
And yes I’m aware I’m posting this after what I just witnessed from the puzzle park episode…
#smg4#smg3#smg34#smg34 fanfiction#smg4 mario#luigi#smg4 tari#meggy#smg4 mr puzzles#marware#marware fanfiction
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So, I just had a dream about Mr. Puzzles (SMG4). It's very weird, so brace yourself. - Mr. Puzzles/Reader Fanfiction I guess??? created by: HazelMist's Unconscious
Um, so…I just had a strange dream with Mr. Puzzles. Specifically, a dream where he announced the new PuzzleVision merch. It was a 1960s style commercial…kind of, I guess. I have barely watched any 1960s commercials, so I'll just say It was black and white, except for Mr. Puzzles smile. and the commercial was animated.
So In the start of the dream, I wake up. and see In my notifications, that SMG4 uploaded a video. titled "NEW PUZZLEVISION MERCH!" I was extremely excited and hoped they had made a plushie of Mr. Puzzles. so I clicked on it, and uh...this Is how the commercial was.
So, he Is first walking down a lonely street, and see's someone leaning on a pole. uh, that person was Y/N... And they were wearing a plain T shirt, with oversized baggy pants. Not very fitting for the 1960s, but 🤷♀️. Mr. Puzzles noticed them, and walk right up to them and said
"Well, hello there my dear~! I'm your friend Mr. Puzzles, and- Oh god, what the hell are you wearing. Your outfit Is so boring, It makes an Average Joe look special."
Uh…Couldn't tell If my unconscious was insulting me or not, because I enjoy wearing plain T shirts and baggy pants. Then Y/N looked down in embarrassment. Then Mr. Puzzles grabbed their hand, and kept walking. but Mr. Puzzles was so tall, that Y/N was almost tripping. but then he stopped, and looked right at Y/N, and suggested
"Hey, I've got the solution to your problem! Why don't you buy some of the latest PuzzleVision merchandise? Your fashion sense would be amazingly blinding! Why not try on our Mario's Mysteries T shirt? Blue's clues and Mario fans would be confused by your stunning (not bootleg…) shirt, and you would attract many PuzzleVision fans!"
The shirt was basically the Mario's Mysteries thumbnail, Then he handed Y/N the shirt, and they responded "W-Wha..? but I don't even watch-" Then Mr. Puzzles cut them off
"Oh, and If you didn't like Mario's Mysteries, we have T shirts of our other episodes too! It would normally be 300.000.00$, but since you are special to me~ I'll make a discount! It's now only 30.00$!"
The shirts were also the thumbnail of the episodes. Then he threw them In a dressing room, and Y/N came out with the Once upon an SMG4 T shirt on. Mr Puzzles clapped his hands excitedly and said "Oh my dear! You look absolutely gorgeous! And If you get cold with only a T shirt, Buy our Mr. Puzzles Hoodie! It's 50.00$!"
The hoodie was a picture of Mr. Puzzles sitting in a chair, with his legs crossed. with a smug face. then afterwards, he said to them
"And I will be going soon, but If you want to keep me with you forever, then you should get…"
Then he pulled out a Mr Puzzles plushie, except It looked kinda weird. He didn't have his bowler hat, and he didn't have his color bar smile, It was just a straight line for a mouth. Anyways, he continued
"This adorable version of me, In plush form! Take It with you everywhere you go! Or If you don't want to get it dirty, just keep It on your shelf! But If you aren't the plushie collector type, Here Is an awesome figurine!"
It was a figurine of Mr. Puzzles doing a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure esque pose, with his maniacal face. and then he showed another figurine.
"Oh, and here Is another action figure of….that one inkling guy!"
The figurine barely looked like Oneshot wren though, and It wasn't even an Inkling. It looked like someone tried to recreate Wren In Plotagon. and didn't Western Spaghetti already have It's own merch? I kind of forgot what else Mr. Puzzles said, but he showed some Mr Puzzles Pins and Keychains that were both In chibi style. they were really cute! not like that Oneshot Wren figure…And after showing all the merch, He said
"Now, Let's skip time to a few weeks, and see how much these items have affected you!"
And then there was the Spongebob time card that said "2000 years later" and we are back with Mr Puzzles and Y/N, Except he is holding a microphone now, and asks them
"So, how much have my great merch helped you In life?" and then Y/N says something like "Nothing much has changed-"
and then the commercial rewinds, and goes back to when Mr. Puzzles asked that question. and then Y/N says "Oh, I feel much more happier now! with my amazing T shirts, I have so many more friends, and everyone wants to hang out with me! and I am enjoying your company, In plush form! Thank you, Mr. Puzzles!"
Then Mr. Puzzles responded "You're welcome! Have a great day, my darling!
Then, the commercial cuts to a blank screen, showcasing all the merch. and some strange announcer voice, that was definitely not Mr. Puzzles, their voice was very deep. says something like… "Go buy the new PuzzleVision Merch In smg4.store today!"
And then the video finished, and I was very confused of what I just saw. but then I might have waken up.
and uhhh…I think thats all I remember. If you made It this far, thanks for reading me ramble about some nonsensical dream I had last night. I probably dreamt It because I am TERRIBLY DESPERATE to have a Mr. Puzzles plushie. If I feel like It, I might try to make an animatic based on this dream. I might post It on Youtube. But I dunno, would you actually want to see that?
#smg4#smg4 characters#smg4 puzzlevision#puzzlevision arc#puzzlevision smg4#smg4 crew#puzzlevision#tv adware arc#smg4 tv adware#tv adware#mr puzzles#smg4 mr puzzles#mr puzzles smg4#fanfic#fanfiction#fanfic writing#i dreamed a dream#fanfic I guess????#y/n#x y/n#x reader#why does my brain make up the weirdest dreams#dont know how to tag this
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So, @bovinewriter ‘s fanfiction Your New TV Headed Roommate has been consuming me from the inside out, and I came up with a (very inaccurate) mental image of the Narrator when they first appeared, so I thought I’d finally post this!
i am Working on editing them in my brain to be canon accurate but this design is too silly not to share imo. i’m keeping this design in my back pocket for a future goofy character
also PLEASE read this fic. genuinely some of the best use of foreshadowing i’ve seen, like, ever. it’s just so much fun to read
Here’s the sketch and some assorted doodles:
#smg4#fanfiction#also that new chapter. ough. delicious#as someone who is down horrendous for the puzzleman. ty for your service#i could write an essay about this fic but it’s getting late and i have to get up early tmrw lol#fanart#fanfic fanart#mr puzzles x reader#art#my art#digital art
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Does anybody else desperately need an Aladdin puzzlevision? Anyways here's my cast.
Jasmine : smg3
Aladdin : smg4
Genie : Mario
Jasmine's dad : Bob
Jafar : boopkins (idk why it just fits)
Abdul (the monkey) : BEEG 4
Jasmine's tiger : a ginormous ver of eggdog
Use your imagination for the rest of the cast cause I can't remember any other characters from Aladdin
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chapter 1 of Opposites attract <3
Thursday morning a certain blue meme guardian woke up feeling.... Happy ? No that wasn't it and he brushed it off and started cleaning the castle because his friends and smg3 were coming over! He checked the calendar and it was the 23rd of May so he started to clean and what not and his phone started to beep and he opened the group chat with his friends!
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DA COOL GROUP
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Fish🐟: My cousin’s doing a back bend while watching little bus
Squid🦑: Good for you boopkins
Gamer girl🎮: What
Maryo🍝: GUS I CEE DAT PIZLE GIY
Ex-enemy🟣: Guys what is Mario talking about-
Everyone: idk-
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Smg4 chuckled a bit then put his phone down and continued cleaning and after a bit he heard a knock at the door. He opened it and saw.... Smg3....?
3: hey Smg4..?
4: hey 3 your um here early?
3: wdym I thought u said 3:30-
4: it's 2:30-
3: what. Oh crap my clocks one hour behind I'll just go-
4: no it's OK you can stay
3: really-
4: yea u can help me set up
3: sure!
4: your so tsundere smg3
3: s-shut up baka!
Smg3 and Smg4 were cleaning while a certain.. TV host.. Was in his studio...
Mr puzzles: UGH I GIVE UP ON THESE 5 STARS
He would throw papers against the wall in rage
Mr puzzles: I think it's time I get a job...
He would go on his computer and look for places hiring.... That won't be important
Right..?
Anyways let's go back to the ga- I means guys
3: crap I forgot my gift for the white elephant
4: go get it I'll finish cleaning and the others should be here soon
3 would leave and the others would starts arriving...
Boopkins: hiya smg4!
Meggy: Hey guys
Tari: hello!
Melony: hi!!!
Bob: WhAtS uP gAnG
Mario: HEY ES M GEE 4
Saiko: こんにちは(hello)
4: hello everyone! Meggy: um smg4 isnt someone missing
4: oh yea smg3 said he'd be here any minu-
Smg3 would arrive
3: h-hey guys
he'd be out of breath from running
Everyone would say hi
4: come on giys lets go to the gamimg room and we can start the white elephant!
They would all go to the gaming room and there would be 9 gifts in the middle of the circle
4: ok guys pick a number from the hat and thats the order your going in
They woukd all pick numbers from the hat and the order would be
1 mario
2 meggy
3 bob
4 boopkins
5 melony
6 smg4
7 saiko
8 tari
9 smg3
4: let's start!
Mario would open a gift and there would be spaghetti..?
Mario: OMG I GOT A RESERVATION AT SPAGHETTI PLACE!!!
Meggy: um mario its says an italian restaurant but ig they have spaghetti there-
meggy would go next and get a beanie
Meggy: aww this is so cuteee
After a while bob would get a manga book which he was mad about boopkims ofc took the book from bob then bob got another gift and got a gun, melony would got a pokemon plush and then it would be smg4s turn amd he would get a... Mysterious pink potion..?
4: what is this-
Boopkins: i took some potion making classes!
4: what does it do..?
Boopkins: idk
4: Uh- anyways lets continue anyways Saiko its your turn!
Saiko: ああ、かわいい桜のピン(aww cute cherry blossom pin)
Tari would get a duck and smg3 would take the last one and would get a hoodie.
After a few hours everyone except Smg3 had left...
3: i bet u 20 bucks u wont drink the potion
4: wanna bet
3: bet.
Smg4 would grab the potion and start chugging it and would be empty in a few seconds.
Unknown to smg3.... smg4s eyes would have a hue of........ Pink?
3: dang i didn't think you would actually do it-
Smg3 would be getting his money out when smg4 would stop him.....
#smg4#smg34#smg4 fanfic#smg34 fanfiction#mr puzzles#smg4 smg3#smg3 x smg4#smg3#smg4 tari#smg4 meggy#smg4 saiko#smg4 mario#smg4 bob#smg4 melony#smg4 boopkins
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Here is a mini storyline based on Mr Puzzles Himself
More coming soon
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I just posted the second part of “Mario’s long-winded attempts to woo a TV” !! This one is called Take a dip and takes place about a month after Double Date with the enemy.
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SMG4 is hosting a super awesome pool party at the castle and everyone is invited!! Mario figures this would be a great opportunity to try and get closer to Mr Puzzles after realising his feelings for the TV man.
Only thing is, Mr Puzzles isn't exactly Mr Popular when it comes to the SMG4 crew. Puzzles also isn't entirely fond of Mario himself.
But hey! Maybe they can all set their differences aside over a barbecue, sunny weather and a big old tub of water?!
Fingers crossed...
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Bloody hell this took forever to write. Nearly 12,000 words is a new record for me. Anyway, please give it a read and if you do, make sure to thank my good buddy Elfers for the idea! He doesn’t want his name on this at all but it was his idea so he gets credit whether he wants it or not 😌
#smg4#smg4 fanart#smg4 fanfiction#Marware#mario x mr puzzles#smg4 marware#smg34#smg4 x smg3#fanart#smg34 fanfiction#Marware fanfiction#Mario’s long-winded attempts to woo a TV
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No Business Like Show Business (3/?)
Hey there, everyone! Sorry it’s been a bit of a hot minute without any writings- celebrated my birthday this month, so I’ve been a tad busy! Now I’m rewarding myself with writing my dear Puzzle man. Also, can’t believe they let my man say fuck. We’re truly in the future, folks
“…Starlet? Oh, Starlet…? Do you make a habit of ‘spacing out’?” Mr. Puzzles leaned across the table to get closer to your eye level, waving his hand in front of your face. You were, as of current, left aghast at the man’s suggestion. Work alone? It was ridiculous. A studio couldn’t be ran by itself! Yet, the more you thought of it, the more the puzzle pieces fit together. A building bereft of staff, left obviously unused. The interviews where he simply posed the questions to himself. All the unanswered résumés constantly being shipped in… Besides those few actors he had on board briefly, which he seemed to hold a grudge against given his attitude in the shows, this was a one man show.
“How… Do you pump out all this content?” You spoke slowly, turning your focus to him again. He looked surprised that you finally spoke up, but quickly switched his screen to a more offended face.
“Excuse you! I don’t make content and it’s not ‘pumped out’!” If a TV could pout, it was about as close as one could get to it. “I make art! I make cinema!” Mr. Puzzles roughly slammed his hands against the desk, kicking up dust as he sprung to his feet. As you began to cough, he continued his confident rambling. “Puzzlevision’s film making techniques are proprietary, so! Until you sign on the dotted line and accept such a golden opportunity, you’ll never know~!” The man looked smug as he leaned closer across the table, goading you on.
As you tried to wave away the rest of the dust, you began to think. You were certainly curious and having such a big name on your résumé would certainly catapult you to whatever heights you wanted to reach. There was just one problem…“Listen, Mr. Puzzles, while I really want to accept this offer… The commute will be way too long. I need to find a place first before I can accept-“
“Oh! That. Easy fix!” He habitually interrupted you, rising from his chair to round the table towards you. “It’s rather common for companies to cover moving costs and provide local housing listings~ I believe there’s a few in the apartment complex across the street! We’ll simply get you settled in there.” Like a fact he said it plainly, hand coming down to pay your shoulder assuredly. “I take it you accept, then?”
“Well, yes, but-“
“Perfect!” The TV in front of you turned manic, eerie face with realistic eyes and smile jittering. “Time to share my genius Puzzlevision process, partner.” Suddenly you felt a pull. A gravitational force towards the man’s screen, all the while that disturbing face towered over you.
“Woah- hey- what’s going on-!” Before you could finish your sentence, you were pulled closer to the screen. Vision quickly going to black as you lost all awareness of the dusty interview room around you.
“Ugh… What just happened…?” You groaned, pushing yourself up off of the floor you were lying on. As you got your bearings, you wished you didn’t. All around you, you were surrounded by void. Giant TVs all around you filled with a low, droning static. Shaking, you picked yourself up off the floor. “Hello…? Is anyone there?” You were in an interview before, right?
“Welcome! To the Puzzlevision proprietary secret!” A booming, familiar voice called out. Up from the void below rose a giant, familiar figure. Right. Mr. Puzzles. How could you possibly forget. “You’re absolutely star struck, Starlet, I know~!” With a knuckle he tapped against the side of his head causing the whole world to shake, nearly toppling you over again. “My head always makes for the best sets and crew!”
“I’m… In your head.” It was hard to believe. I mean, who possibly could? First the man has a TV for a head in the first place. Now this? “Right now. Your head. In it.”
“Right you are, my dear little Starlet! Who needs a studio when you have the realm of imagination!” Mr. Puzzles dramatically struck a pose, a happy smile on his face as he waited for your reaction.
“And you expect me to work here.” It felt like your head was going to explode.
“Well, when we’re filming, yes!” Your question seemed to take him aback, pose dropping as he looked confused. “If you’d like to write in here, you certainly can… But I will gladly dust off the old studio for you and I to brainstorm in~” There it was again. The fact that only you two- and, let’s face it, it’s essentially just you- will be writing, producing, and workshopping movies. Entirely. By. Yourself.
“I…I think I’m gonna lie down for a minute...”
“Starlet? Starlet-!” You couldn’t hear the rest of the flamboyant man’s cries, as you quickly found yourself dropping like a puppet with its strings cut all the way to the ground.
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@ominus-potato like I said :3
Go read the fic!! It is adorable and so heartwarming and I love these two! Look at them!!!
This gay Italian and his gay ass TV are so adorable!!!!!
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Nostalgia-Vision Logo
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This is the logo for Nostalgia-Vision, a rival company against Puzzlevision in the Puzzlevision Arc of the SMG5 Series.
#fandom#fanart#fanfiction#cover art#logo design#creative logo#logo#logo creation#puzzlevision arc#smg4 puzzlevision#mr puzzles#puzzlevision
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