afternoondreaming

[afternoondreaming]

Howdy, everyone! Due to prep for the holidays, I’m unsure if a chapter is gonna come out in December— I’ll be working on it but I doubt it’ll get finished, my apologies! Either way, have a good holiday season everyone!

[afternoondreaming]

Love the latest chap!<3 Also, I think you need to fix it in Ao3 cuz they all got merged together, kind of Junyhybynuujumu

Aw nuts! I’ll get to fixing that, thanks!

[afternoondreaming]

No Business Like Show Business (5/?)

Finally! Back to another showing, folks! Things are slowly getting more interesting. What exactly is going on with the strange scenery? Will you figure it out? Will you ever grow used to your boss' antics? Stay tuned to find out! Also, a special thank you to @just-j3ster for the recommendations on tags!

Waving back to your apparently ‘benevolent’ boss, you straightened yourself out before going to greet him. “Hey, Mr. Puzzles!” Your tone was rather chipper despite the long drive, turning to look at the moving truck before returning your gaze to the TV head in front of you. “You sure you wanna help? I could’ve just asked my work friend.” While it was rather kind of him to offer, you wouldn’t want to impose on your newfound superior. 

“Of course!” His voice was sing-songey, screen turning to a joyful yet uncanny face. “I said I would help, and a good mastermind always helps their sidekick.”

“Really? Still on about that ‘sidekick’ thing?” Sighing was all that statement could be met with, turning to walk to the back of the truck as you dangled the keys. “Let’s get to work then, Boss.” Despite the sarcasm dripping from your voice, Mr. Puzzles didn’t seem to notice. Simply following after you, every single step for him being three for you. The bastard really was tall. With a turn of the latch you shoved the door upwards, gazing at all your earthly possessions. “Ready?”

“Surely! Ah- however…” The look on his screen went awkward, turning slightly away from you in what seemed like embarrassment. “While I have moved before, I just…Haven’t helped someone else.” He coughed to cover the last statement up, switching his picture back to normal. “I’m sure it is similar enough, right? Moving couches and getting stuck in tight stairwell corridors having to pivot and all that?”

“Are-… Are you referencing Friends?” Your arms went slack, looking up to him in disbelief. “Are you being serious and referencing Friends?”

“It… Is my main frame of reference.” With how he slouched in disappointment… He must’ve actually been serious. 

“Well, we have one singular loveseat to move, first of all. Not a whole couch.” You pat the man on the back in an awkward attempt at reassurance. “Second of all, you don’t really need a frame of reference for it. You and I are just gonna move furniture and then in the end, I’ll get some takeout to pay you back. Simple.” Without giving him enough time to protest you picked up a box from the moving van, surprising him by suddenly putting it into his arms. “Let’s get to work! We’re losing daylight.”

“Right! Yes-aha! Onwards!” He recovered from the surprise quickly, holding the box strangely in his long arms and making his way towards the stairwell entrance. 

All in all, it would take around three hours to move most of everything from the moving van into your new apartment. And, despite you once asking for the keys and him throwing your whole printer at you, it went well enough! You were on the last of the boxes as your phone began to ring, excusing yourself to answer it as you watched Mr. Puzzles work. 

“Yo yo!” Tori’s voice rang through the other side, bringing a weary smile to your face. “What’s goin’ on? You regret not taking up my offer to help you move now~?”

“Hey, Tori.” You leaned against the side of the truck, grateful for the moment to relax. “It’s been going well enough, so no, I don’t regret it.” Despite the statement your tone was obviously joking. “Besides, I did end up getting help.”

“Really? What, now that you’re a big shot you decided to hire some moving company?”

“No, I didn’t hire anybody…” You were trepidatious about your answer, but didn’t want to lie to your friend. “My boss decided to help…?”

“…Nah you’re lying.” Tori was understandably shocked. “The head of Puzzlevision just… Decided to lend you a hand?”

“Yeah- I mean, I guess?” You watched Mr. Puzzles, currently struggling to find the best way to hold an awkwardly shaped box. “He’s weird but nice enough.”

“But-like-” Your friend stumbled over her words. “He’s the head of the studio! Why does he give a fuck?!”

“Listen, listen” You replied calmly, getting her to quiet down so you could speak. “Things at Puzzlevision are… Weird. Even just here is weird…!” Turning your gaze from your boss to your surroundings, you once again acknowledged the strangeness of the scenery. “Everything is… Color corrected. Saturated. Even how he moves is over exaggerated!” Case in point, the man was over dramatically trying to keep his balance while making sure the box didn’t tumble down the stairs. “It's just really Twilight Zone around here, man. I can’t go into it right now, but…”

“You’re going to have to dish the gossip later, okay?” Tori said assertively, managing to get a chuckle out of you. 

“Okay okay, sure. We’ve still got more to move, so I can’t talk for long.” After all, you didn’t want your new boss moving your things by himself. That would be taking advantage of his kind offer! “I’ll talk to you later, you snoop.” 

With some short goodbyes you hung up, returning to the TV man’s side. “Sorry ‘bout that.”

“No need!” He replied, fixing his rolled up sleeves and dusting off his gloves. “This was all quite fun! A true bonding montage between mastermind and minion!” Another one of his dramatic poses were struck, prideful look on his screen.

“Well, it's not over yet! And- yet again- Screenwriter.” You corrected him habitually as you grabbed the last box, pulling down the back door of the moving van and locking the car with a click. “Now’s the time where I pay you back with takeout. Now, ‘you more of a pizza or Chinese food person?’ He’d follow behind as you walked over to the stairwell entrance, trudging back up the stairs for the umpteenth time that day.

“I…” Mr. Puzzles began, that awkward look washing over his screen once more. “Don’t really eat, Starlet.” Oh… Right. He had a TV for a head. Of course he wouldn’t eat. You felt so stupid, finally reaching your apartment door and bumping it open with your hip.

“Fuck, I’m sorry, I hadn’t even thought of that… Why didn’t you tell me earlier when I mentioned it!” You dropped the box in the inside hall, groaning as you walked to the loveseat the two of you had moved today and allowing yourself to fall into it.

“Well, I simply didn’t want to rain on a trope!” The man fretted in attempts to console his new sidekick, trying to dismiss it with the wave of his hand. “If it was a veritable tradition, then who am I to deny the audience?!” Who was he to deny the tried and true trope when it worked so well? And, partly, it was selfish. He never had the opportunity to help someone like this before, so the thought of being able to bond with the one who would hopefully turn his ratings around was an enticing thought. After all, loyalty was earned and he had to assure that you wouldn’t be swept away by SMG4 and his group of simpletons when he inevitably came to ruin it all.

“Well I can’t just eat without you, that’s plain rude!” You tossed your arm up in emphasis, letting it fall limply in your own frustrations.

“Not at all! We could do something else if you want to repay me! We could-ah…” Mr. Puzzles looked around before snapping his fingers, coming up with an idea. “We could watch a movie! Aha! Yes, that would be the perfect activity for my newly acquired Starlet Sidekick to partake in with me.”

“...I guess it's thematic.” You replied, sitting up as you looked over to your television set. “I haven’t set up my DVD player or internet, though… I could do it now, I guess.” Shrugging, you got up from your seat, starting to make your way over to the various unpacked boxes.

“Ah, no need for all that! I can play whatever you’d like!” He chirped, happy face flickering onto his monitor.

“...You can play it? Like… On your face?” You weren’t exactly sure what you expected. Logically, it would make sense that a TV could play movies, but… That was his face. “So, what, do I just stare at your face the whole time…? Can you even talk when you’re doing that or am I just basically alone?” Were these questions insensitive? Possibly, though, you couldn’t tell. Luckily, Mr. Puzzles just met your questioning with laughter.

“I suppose you’d be staring at my face, technically. And, no, you wouldn’t be alone~! I can talk through it just fine while I’m playing a feature.” He could sense you were impressed and subsequently got more smug, causing you to roll your eyes. “My precious TV head is much more useful than just displaying my magnetic features~”

“...Uh, yeah, sure, casanova.” You couldn’t possibly roll your eyes any harder at his self aggrandizing antics, but he didn’t seem to care. “Come over here, then.” You waved him over, patting the empty space on the chair and seemingly confusing him.

“Uh, pardon you?” Mr. Puzzles asked, pointing at himself.

“Well, I’m not gonna have you sitting on my coffee table.” Shrugging, you got up and walked over to the kitchen. “Sit down and face where I’ll sit. I’m gonna make some popcorn. You got any movie recommendations?”

You wouldn’t see it, but for a slight moment, a line of bright pink would flicker across the producer’s face for a moment. His plan was to just retract his body into his head and rest on the coffee table, but… You actually just wanted him to sit with you. He’d… happily oblige if it meant earning the loyalty of his new sidekick. He’d take a seat you had assigned him on the small loveseat, fixing his face lest you returned. “Of course I’d have movie recommendations!” He began, glad to focus on it. “I’ve seen everything! We could go strictly classics if you’d prefer: Casablanca, Psycho, The Godfather, Gone with the Wind…” He listed off titles as the sound of popping popcorn lightly rang out from the kitchen, only stopping when you came back with the bowl.

“Let's go with Casablanca, yeah? Been a while since I’ve seen that.” You replied, sitting down cross legged while you situated yourself to lean against the armrest and watch the TV man.

“Ah, you’ve seen it~!” Mr. Puzzles said happily, his head tuning off his face and onto the opening as his hand fiddled with the volume knob. “I knew I made the good choice of hiring someone with taste~! I hope you don’t mind Puzzlevision commentary throughout, then.” He adjusted himself a final time on the couch, resting his head in his hands as he directed it at you.

“As long as you’re correct, it's fine. Hell, I’ll pitch in too when I remember something.” Popping some popcorn in your mouth, you smiled as the familiar intro played. Mr. Puzzles was eccentric, there was no denying that. But, thanks to today, you didn’t find his eccentricities as annoying. “Thanks, again, Mr. Puzzles. For the help.” You kept your voice low so as to not disturb the movie too much, becoming rather transfixed on the screen in front of you. “You’re… Quite welcome.” He replied, similarly quiet. “Oh! Now, you see, they used this shot because…” Mr. Puzzles would ramble on for a while about fun facts, the awkwardness of staring at what was eventually his face fading away when you got engrossed with swapping facts and opinions.

[afternoondreaming]

when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to the last 10 people in your notifs (positivity is cool!!) :)

Oh wowie! I've never had an ask like this before! I have a lot of songs I like, so this is tricky. I'll just do what I've liked lately!

Break a Neck {ODETARI and Ayesha Erotica}

Daisies {Black Gryph0n and Baasik}

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing {Set It Off}

My Way of Life {Frank Sinatra}

2econd 2ight 2eer (That was fun, goodbye.) {Will Wood}

[afternoondreaming]

Take your time, looking forward to it! X3

Thanks, dear viewer! I’m struggling a little with structuring, but I wanna make sure ya’ll get the best chapter possible!

[afternoondreaming]

What is goody my gang! I’m working on what’ll hopefully be a longer chapter than normal! and a funny one, at that. So stay tuned!

[afternoondreaming]

WEEEEEEEEEEEE!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 i’mma give you a THOUNSANDS OF KUDOS Even it said *you already give kudos :)* I STILL!! Jdjjdjdjjejdjdjjcjdjd

I’m so glad you’re happy, dear viewer! May it be an enjoyable viewing experience~!

[afternoondreaming]

Ta-da~! The official release of the cross-posted AO3 NBLSB is officially here!

I hope you all find it to your liking! I've never actually formatted on there (well, not in...three years maybe. Oh jeez.) So if there's any mistakes, feel free to comment and tell me! The AO3 release may tag a little behind, but I'll try to keep it as close together as possible. Also, I'm considering making our own little fic here it's very own tag! Any suggestions, dear viewers?

[afternoondreaming]

No, not the Ao3 requester! Nunyhugbubg XD Different Anon!

“Though, it is really cool to read it in Ao3, I agree with the Anon! (No force!)”

(God I hope I connected the right asks! Would be real embarrassing to get it wrong twice lol). Well then, thank you, different anon! My apologies, I’ve never gotten any asks really before this, so it’s not my forte. I’ll definitely have to get this up on AO3 for everyone.

[afternoondreaming]

I wanna rain you with lots and lots of love and kudos, luv it!!<3

I’m so glad!!! Thank you, dear viewer! I’m gonna assume you were the AO3 requester too lol. It means a lot!

[afternoondreaming]

not a request, but will No Business Like Show Business be on AO3?

I’ve been thinking about crossposting it! I could certainly go about doing that. If I do, I’ll include the link in either the next chapter or just another post.

[afternoondreaming]

No Business Like Show Business (4/?)

What is goody my gang! Welcome back to the show! The next chapter should be a real fun one, you’ll get to bond with Mr. Puzzles~! But, for now, we build up our beloved slow-burn. Thanks for waiting, dear viewers~!

Mr. Puzzles, as massive as he was when he was in Channel 99, looked down upon you with worry. It had to have been an act, right? There was no way you passed out from the pure overwhelming feeling of confusion. Maybe it was from… Adoration! Being so absolutely impressed with his genius! …No, even he couldn’t fool himself into thinking that. However… This could be an amazing opportunity. It’d be so, so easy to hypnotize you right now. Then, he could just keep you here! Have you write day in and day out, fully loyal to the studio. But, perhaps that would stifle the creativity he so needed out of you… A shame. He sighed and with a snap of his fingers, thrust both of you back to reality. And, yup, you were still asleep on top of the layers and layers of dust the studio had accumulated over the years. That couldn’t possibly be healthy for you, and he needed you in tip top shape for creating your first big hit for Puzzlevision! “My apologies for the intrusion, Starlet, just being a hero at work~!” He stooped down low, putting his arms under you and lifting you up high into a princess carry. Some fresh air would likely do you good, so he took the initiative to take you both outside. He’d have to get his designer clothes dry cleaned to properly remove all that dust, but a dry cleaning bill was worth the eventual returns in the form of ratings. An old bus stop bench was right outside the entrance- however abysmally kept it may be, it was better than hot asphalt. He’d lay you on it, returning inside to grab your portfolio to bring back out with him. He might as well go over it, after all. You could be here for a while.

Slowly, you began to regain your senses. Sunlight fluttering behind your eyelids, you rubbed a hand to your head and decided to open your eyes. You were… Outdoors? Sat on an old, dilapidated bench just outside of the studio. Had all that TV dimension nonsense been a dream? Did you bomb the interview so badly that your brain just overwrote it with complete and utter nonsense? You looked to your side, seeing the titular TV man standing by the entrance to the studio next to you. He hadn’t noticed your awakening, flipping through one of your screenplays. That bastard had gone through your portfolio bag…! Sure, that’s what it was made for, but he could’ve asked when you were conscious! Annoyed, you cleared your throat, bringing his attention back down to you. “Excuse me.” You said, obviously irritated. “It’s impolite to go through others’ possessions, you know.”

“Excuse you.” He retorted, not even looking down your way as he flipped another page. “It’s impolite to enter another’s studio without knocking, but you already did that. I simply thought that, as my sidekick, such civil courtesies had been thrown out.”

“I hadn’t realized I was applying for the sidekick job position and not the screenwriter one. Silly me.” You stretched out your sore bones, coming up on your own two feet. “Now, about those apartment listings?”

“Ah, yes, I prepared them during your little nap. No need to thank me~!” His face switched to something akin to smug, obviously wanting thanks that you would refuse him on principle as he waved a paper at you. You jumped to snatch it from him, looking it over. “And, as you have applied for the sidekick position, I will gladly help you move. A good mastermind takes care of their own, after all~!”

“Sidekick, really? We’re going with that…? Bruh…” You decided to ignore that little tidbit, looking back up to his screen. “Thanks, Mr. Puzzles. I honestly don’t have much to move, so it shouldn’t be too hard once I sign with the landlord.” You took your screenplay back from him, not bothering to ask for it kindly as you packed your portfolio bag. “I guess I’ll see you around then…!”

“I’ll be seeing you soon, Starlet.” He replied, a smile coming back to his face as you got on your phone to hail a taxi. “I think we’ll be making a wonderful team~”

The days after your interview were certainly stressful. You sorted out severance pay with your old studio, and Puzzlevision was kind enough to finance the penalty for backing out of your lease early. All that was left was actually packing everything up into a moving van and make the long trek back to the oddly colorful land that Puzzlevision called home. Sure, it had been a long drive, and you had all of your furniture to unpack after it… But, hey, at least you had your new boss’ help for that. With his gangly arms, it was sure to be a cinch. Speaking of gangly-ass arms, there was the devil himself. Waiting in the parking lot of the complex, sleeves rolled up and ready for some good old fashioned manual labor. The sun was already starting to lower in the sky, so you’d have to get it all done with the little sunlight you both had left.

“Ah, starlet! The rising star of the hour— Your benevolent boss is here to help~!” He called out, waving at you as you hopped out of the box truck.

[afternoondreaming]

He’s alive!! :’D

Yes, luckily!!! I was so worried he’d die in the end. I mean- he ended up in a not so great place, but! If he’s alive it means he could come back!

[afternoondreaming]

Currently watching my first ever WotFI! All the carnival games feel so Danganronpa-esque. I’m sure it’ll give me some ideas for the next No Business Like Show Business chapter!

[afternoondreaming]

I LUV YOUR FIC!! Please keep going! (No rush!)

Aw, thank you, anon! That’s very sweet of you! I’ve been a tad busy lately, so I haven’t been able to write as much as I’d like. But! Hopefully I’ll have a chapter out soon.

[afternoondreaming]

No Business Like Show Business (3/?)

Hey there, everyone! Sorry it’s been a bit of a hot minute without any writings- celebrated my birthday this month, so I’ve been a tad busy! Now I’m rewarding myself with writing my dear Puzzle man. Also, can’t believe they let my man say fuck. We’re truly in the future, folks

“…Starlet? Oh, Starlet…? Do you make a habit of ‘spacing out’?” Mr. Puzzles leaned across the table to get closer to your eye level, waving his hand in front of your face. You were, as of current, left aghast at the man’s suggestion. Work alone? It was ridiculous. A studio couldn’t be ran by itself! Yet, the more you thought of it, the more the puzzle pieces fit together. A building bereft of staff, left obviously unused. The interviews where he simply posed the questions to himself. All the unanswered résumés constantly being shipped in… Besides those few actors he had on board briefly, which he seemed to hold a grudge against given his attitude in the shows, this was a one man show.

“How… Do you pump out all this content?” You spoke slowly, turning your focus to him again. He looked surprised that you finally spoke up, but quickly switched his screen to a more offended face.

“Excuse you! I don’t make content and it’s not ‘pumped out’!” If a TV could pout, it was about as close as one could get to it. “I make art! I make cinema!” Mr. Puzzles roughly slammed his hands against the desk, kicking up dust as he sprung to his feet. As you began to cough, he continued his confident rambling. “Puzzlevision’s film making techniques are proprietary, so! Until you sign on the dotted line and accept such a golden opportunity, you’ll never know~!” The man looked smug as he leaned closer across the table, goading you on.

As you tried to wave away the rest of the dust, you began to think. You were certainly curious and having such a big name on your résumé would certainly catapult you to whatever heights you wanted to reach. There was just one problem…“Listen, Mr. Puzzles, while I really want to accept this offer… The commute will be way too long. I need to find a place first before I can accept-“

“Oh! That. Easy fix!” He habitually interrupted you, rising from his chair to round the table towards you. “It’s rather common for companies to cover moving costs and provide local housing listings~ I believe there’s a few in the apartment complex across the street! We’ll simply get you settled in there.” Like a fact he said it plainly, hand coming down to pay your shoulder assuredly. “I take it you accept, then?”

“Well, yes, but-“

“Perfect!” The TV in front of you turned manic, eerie face with realistic eyes and smile jittering. “Time to share my genius Puzzlevision process, partner.” Suddenly you felt a pull. A gravitational force towards the man’s screen, all the while that disturbing face towered over you.

“Woah- hey- what’s going on-!” Before you could finish your sentence, you were pulled closer to the screen. Vision quickly going to black as you lost all awareness of the dusty interview room around you.

“Ugh… What just happened…?” You groaned, pushing yourself up off of the floor you were lying on. As you got your bearings, you wished you didn’t. All around you, you were surrounded by void. Giant TVs all around you filled with a low, droning static. Shaking, you picked yourself up off the floor. “Hello…? Is anyone there?” You were in an interview before, right?

“Welcome! To the Puzzlevision proprietary secret!” A booming, familiar voice called out. Up from the void below rose a giant, familiar figure. Right. Mr. Puzzles. How could you possibly forget. “You’re absolutely star struck, Starlet, I know~!” With a knuckle he tapped against the side of his head causing the whole world to shake, nearly toppling you over again. “My head always makes for the best sets and crew!”

“I’m… In your head.” It was hard to believe. I mean, who possibly could? First the man has a TV for a head in the first place. Now this? “Right now. Your head. In it.”

“Right you are, my dear little Starlet! Who needs a studio when you have the realm of imagination!” Mr. Puzzles dramatically struck a pose, a happy smile on his face as he waited for your reaction.

“And you expect me to work here.” It felt like your head was going to explode.

“Well, when we’re filming, yes!” Your question seemed to take him aback, pose dropping as he looked confused. “If you’d like to write in here, you certainly can… But I will gladly dust off the old studio for you and I to brainstorm in~” There it was again. The fact that only you two- and, let’s face it, it’s essentially just you- will be writing, producing, and workshopping movies. Entirely. By. Yourself.

“I…I think I’m gonna lie down for a minute...”

“Starlet? Starlet-!” You couldn’t hear the rest of the flamboyant man’s cries, as you quickly found yourself dropping like a puppet with its strings cut all the way to the ground.

[afternoondreaming]

not a request but OMFG I LOVE NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS THANKS FOR FEEDING US MR PUZZLES SIMPS YOURE DOING GODS WORK 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Omg this is the first compliment I’ve gotten like this on my work! Thank you, anonymous Mr. Puzzles simp! I hope to write more for No Business Like Show Business soon!