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The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.

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Kaoru Yamada aka 山田カオル aka Yamada Kaoru (Japanese, b. Kamakura Japan) - Soft Rays, Paintings: Digital Art

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Text Posts - Imperial Guard Edition - Part 3

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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@idgiedw amo noi

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

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“The thing about being clever is that it's easier for you to invent a believable story about why things are the way they are.”

as a reminder, you, yes YOU, are not immune to conspiratorial thought patterns. or generally being manipulated or lied to

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I had a vision. They're sister albums to me

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One of my favourite 40k details is that in a setting full of dark cursed artifacts by evil mocking gods, there is something called the “Baneblade”

Now, you’d expect something called “Baneblade” to be some sort of daemon infused sword, dark as night, thirsting for blood, the whole edgy 5 mile

But in reality the Baneblade is

B I G   M C   F U C K   H U G E   T A N K

and due to the way that vehicles and machinery in general work in 40k, it is a

B I G   M C   F U C K   H U G E   T A N K thats H A U N T E D by R O B O T   G H O S T S

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>looking for a new House

>ask the narrator if their House is creepy or wet

>they don’t understand |pull out diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet

>they laugh and say “The Beauty of the House is immeasurable; its Kindness infinite”

>move in

>its wet

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the problem with dating apps is there’s no yearning… i feel like true romance involves a little crush and some longing for at least a month or so instead of going straight for a date with someone who doesn’t even know or care about u at all

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Women scientists made up 25% of the Pluto fly-by New Horizon team. Make sure you share this, because erasing women’s achievements in science and history is a tradition. Happens every day.

. http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/News-Center/News-Article.php?page=20150712

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Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

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Every day is a reason to celebrate 🥂🥳