#mp premiere

[hsonlyangelxo]

This man is just the most beautiful person in the world.

[awesomefringey]

Dimpling when meeting fans at red carpets.

[glciasmppsc]

[larrylimericks]

13Mar23

Louis’ sartorial choices In Tokyo all but destroyed us: Black suit, scoopneck showing His chest piece, eyes glowing; “Yes, Daddy” said all of our voices.

[blue-thief]

bro i hate alberta. we are in ALBERTA. CANADA. 😭😭

[randomfoggytiger]

I thought-- the fool that I am-- that, maybe, there was more XF content on Twitter; so, I curiously meandered over. ...You can imagine the drama I saw.

I just have a tiny, mini rant: does no one have a neutral side? It's either Person A is the best and Person B is fake, or Person B's fans’ actions show how horrible Person B is, or---

There needs to just be a mature time out! Everyone's an adult; they're all responsible for their own choices/actions; and if others don't agree w/ them, that doesn't mean they're a creep/faking it/terrible actor/lying/mentally unsound, etc. (Not to mention the creepy blurring of lines by calling a 29 year-old grown woman a teenager. THAT makes my skin crawl.) 

Please. Chill. 

Rant over. Sorry.

[zaiinab]

I want to see the other wax figures they did for Harry. Which city got the best wax figure. And poor Ed's new wax figure looks just sad. No other way to put it. This one Harry looks like he could be in Zoolander and that's okay.

these are the 6 new ones they’ve made

[aquarri]

He was good in MP. That's it. He started too with Dunkirk, could have a great acting career but made a lot of bad choices 🤷‍♀️

honestly i watched mp from the most neutral view point and he just stuck out like a sore thumb… i don’t really know what to tell y’all, imo he just lacks something, like he’s trying too hard (at least that’s what i thought when i watched the movies)

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Pierre Poilievre’s newly elected Conservative MP took a victory lap Monday night by using the opportunity bash his former employer, Ontario Premier Doug Ford’s conservative government, as “liberal elites.” Jamil Jivani, a right-wing political activist turned media personality, was elected in a long-awaited by-election held in the safe Conservative riding of Durham, previously held by former Conservative leader Erin O’Toole. Before seeking public office, Jivani’s résumé included a special advocacy position created by Doug Ford’s government to advise Ontario’s Ministry of Education — a job that ended in drama and name-calling with Jivani publicly feuding with his ex-boss. During his by-election victory speech in Durham, Jivani railed against “liberal elites,” a group he insisted that goes beyond the Liberal Party of Canada.

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[thissying]

📷: Frits van Eldik NOS Sport

'At his first introduction to autosport, Max already went like a comet.'

A rainy day in the summer of 2013, somewhere deep in Wales. Jos and Max Verstappen arrive at the Pembrey Race Track in complete secrecy. The youngest Verstappen - 16 years old at the time - reports to Dutch GP2 team MP Motorsport, which has been active in (international) motorsport for 20 years. Team boss Sander Dorsman meets him. Max Verstappen is introduced to motorsport for the first time among the sheep and birds. “He immediately went like a comet.”

Motorsport commentator Allard Kalff approached MP Motorsport in 2013 at the request of Jos Verstappen. If they want to participate in a car test for Max. It must remain secret. It can not happen in the Netherlands and prying eyes are unwanted. The Verstappens do not want any publicity. Son Max is still a world class driver in karting at that time. There shouldn't be any pressure when he gets into a racing car.

The location for the secret test in Wales is chosen because MP Motorsport engineer Tony Shaw had previously been there with two young lads: the current Formula 1 world champion Lewis Hamilton and former world champion Kimi Räikkönen. The landscape is mainly dominated by sheep and birds. "Tony Shaw said after the first test day: Max handled it better than Lewis and Kimi did," Dorsman remembers Verstappen's first appearance in a racing car.

Track record “The first day of the test was quite difficult,” Dorsman continues. "It rained a lot. Max picked it up fantastically. The next day it was drier. He immediately smashed the track record. That was also impressive. And for us it was nice that exactly a year and a day after the test in Wales he won his Formula 1 contract. For everyone who worked with him, that was of course great. So young and already that good. Things can happen quickly."

Birds hit In the anniversary book about twenty years of MP Motorsport, Verstappen himself writes that, mainly, he was nervous. "I didn't know what to expect at all. There were sheep and birds everywhere. I think I also hit a lot of birds. I felt like the car sounded very loud."

Dorsman: "Looking back, they were just two very special days. The way I remember it, he didn't seem nervous at all. When he arrived, we walked around the circuit. We also drove around the circuit in his father's car. Everything to prepare him well. You start from scratch with a boy like that. It went well, very well."

Dorsman now also sees Verstappen on the circuits surrounding the Formula 1 races. The GP2 class is the gateway to the premier class in motorsport. The team boss has seen many drivers come and go in recent years. Max Verstappen is going to make himself heard a lot more, in his opinion.

"He has had a fantastic debut season and now has to follow through. His strength this season will be that he has much more experience in Formula 1. He can benefit from that." According to Dorsman, it is easy to explain that the 18-year-old Verstappen sets the bar high for himself in his second year. "That's a family trait. He got that from his father. Max gives 100 percent to everything."

Future In his second year at Toro Rosso, Verstappen is being watched by all the major teams. The question is what the Dutchman will do after this season. "There is pressure on him to continue to perform. However, that applies to every top athlete. And Max is familiar with that feeling from his time in karting. He had to improve there every season, too. If he can achieve his goal of 100 world championship points and a podium place, that is great. In any case, he will continue to surprise everyone," Dorsman is sure.

[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

queer signalling: louis and harry living their beautiful queer lives, collected by me

since we must take note of our fellow queers when they signal that they are very much one of us, despite being closeted. since i've had a very very queer few years thanks to them, thanks to their signalling, thanks to them being brave.

(!! this list isn't exhaustive, and if i've forgotten your favorite, by all means let me know. there's always room for another edition. it's been a while since i made a compilation and felt there was a need of a new one on my blog. this one goes a few years back, since my last one dates from 2021 :'o. so yeah. here we go.)

harry in my policeman, playing a closeted queer man, based on the book that's long been one of his favorites. lauded by the director and co-stars for how well he portrayed this character, how well he understood.

harry wearing a green flower on his chest for the mp premiere, placing himself (once again) in the same line of history as oscar wilde.

louis's green flowers on his initial 28clothing jersey at the first afhf, which includes bonus roses and 28s all around

the entire late night talking mv bc!!!!!

louis's rainbow stage lights during sibwawc. he really did that. every single night.

the entire dazed magazine happening. “I’ve always tried to compartmentalise my personal life and my working life,” he explains. / “I have unlocked an ability to be myself completely, unapologetically,” he says with conviction." / “I think through my own sense of self and personal journey, I am realising that happiness isn’t this kind of end state.”

louis's gay exit songs: most notably 'ever fallen in love (with someone you shouldn't've)'

harry flirting with stanley tucci

louis and his gay ass tank tops !!! we must point it out !!!!!!

all along

harry kissing a pride flag during harry's house ono in nyc

rainbow flare during the btm mv

harry being gifted a mask of his own face at munich n2, which prompted him to say that he feels like he's wearing a mask sometimes

28 in a triangle for 28clothing!!!!!!!!

kit connor soft launching 28 clothing. a young actor starring in a queer coming-of-age series, who was forced to come out after being accused of queerbaiting. he was the first one, besides louis, to wear 28clothing

harry's grammy's speech "people like me" (which ppl sadly misunderstood), echoing what he's been saying on tour for years. this doesn't happen to people like him. if they only knew, right?

harry's freddie-inspired outfit for the grammy carpet (which also brought back his theme for clown/jester fits, like harryween 2021 n2. wonder why)

louis's merch graphic where a boy is trying to smash a glass ceiling

harry posing for david hockney, actual living legend, gay artist of the ages. "Styles seems to know how lucky he is, adding, with a tinge of disbelief: “I’m in awe of the man with enough one-liners for a lifetime.” As to what those one-liners might be? Styles and Hockney’s mutual silence on that question suggests that what happens in the studio, stays in the studio."

louis having suspicious visuals during back to you, the only visuals of that type on tour

harry's 2022 harryween outfit: dressed as danny (literally. he did that. he went grease on us.) but wearing sandy's jacket

louis at barricade aka held safely in the arms of strong security personnel

harry singing man, i feel like a woman and still the one with shania twain. while wearing a rainbow discoball jumpsuit (parallel with kacey musgraves wearing a rainbow dress to sing it with him years ago.)

louis's gay ass merch for the away from home festival

harry dressed in nina ricci by harris reed, an explicitly gender-fluid line. "At 18 I found myself living in london creating ruffle blouses, corsets, fabric flowers and flares from my kitchen floor (...). My creations at the time were met with nothing but criticism for being “too feminine” or “costume”, teachers said I should focus on “menswear” or “womenswear”. l remember it really wasn’t until I started dressing for myself and who I was that it all clicked. @harrystyles was my first ever client who embraced the fun, fluid and expressive clothing I was creating."

continuous bluegreening. to name a few: harry's werchter fit, all this time lights, satellite caps in two colors only, louis's smiley flickering bluegreen on tour in 2022, the james cordon shit, louis in uncasville. enjoy this post here

harry's snl shoot unseens: him as ariel

louis out in amsterdam at a gay bar

harry going to the women's only swimming pond (on a day it was open for men, but this is important to me okay)

harry's use of orchids in his visuals during 'she' during love on tour '23

the 'hairy mermaid' tour visuals

harry as a mermaid during the mfasr mv. as a supreme physical manifestation of harry as the mermaid he truly is inside. but in his true form he gets chopped up and consumed. literally

as it was mv and its parallels with the matrix, hints to harry as the woman with the red dress.

louis jumping up on barricade against the one spot where a pride flag was draped over it

oh yeah that exact same thing happened in 2022 too

harry forming a skirt with a pride flag in brasil after his pants ripped

that gay ass denim getup with the fur collar?? while wearing the fucking peace ring????

harry and phoebe breaking gender norms in the tpwk mv dance. no i'm not over it yet shut up

louis wearing a basquiat t-shirt, another famously queer artist joining the ranks

harry bought an actual genuine basquiat. flex

harry dressed in skirts for gucci

"happy pride! happy pride! 'tis the season! can you tell i'm relaxed?"

"isn't all of this sparkly bi music?"

satellite mv rainbow planet tshirt

louis's bigger than me promo where he's literally george michael like??? IM SORRY???????

harry kissing lewis capaldi at the brits

harry kissing nick kroll at the dwd premiere. lol

and... harry as friend of D O R O T H Y. sang over the rainbow. we all cried. especially me at this clip of harry glancing in relief at his band after over the rainbow.

[enddaysengine]

Alberta's Transphobic Government

I try really really hard to keep this blog about RPGs and writing. I really do. But when someone comes for my students, fists gets thrown.

We've seen the rise of transphobic legislation in various US states, as well as in Saskatchwan and New Brunswick. Now Alberta has joined the party. Despite the premier pointing out that there are trans youth in her extended family (I don't know how close the relation is, but somewhere in her close family) and swearing to not marginalize trans youth in the last election.

And ohhhh boy oh boy, my home province is once again aiming to hit the bottom of the barrel

Here's the tl;dr (quoted from the article):

Top and bottom surgeries will be banned for minors aged 17 and under. Doctors say bottom surgeries aren't performed on youth and top surgeries are rare.

Puberty blockers and hormone therapies for gender affirmation will not be permitted for children aged 15 and under.

Youths aged 16 and 17 will be permitted to start hormone therapies for gender affirmation "as long as they are deemed mature enough" and have parental, physician and psychologist approval.

Parental notification and consent will be required for a school to alter the name or pronouns of any child under age 15. Students who are 16 or 17 won't need permission but schools will need to let their parents know first.

Parents will have to "opt-in" their children every time a teacher plans to teach about gender identity, sexual orientation or sexuality. Alberta law currently requires parental notification and gives them the option to opt students out.

All third-party teaching materials on gender identity, sexual orientation or sexuality will need to be approved in advance by the education ministry.

Transgender women will be banned from competing in women's sports leagues. Smith said the government will work with leagues to set up coed or gender-neutral divisions for sports.

This goes well beyond what SK and NB have passed. It violates the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, but Smith doesn't care and will likely use the Notwithstanding Clause to bypass it. Parents, medical professionals, and educators have all reacted with justified outrage. It is clear to those of us who care about youth that these policies will kill.

There is flattly no way in hell I will be deadnaming my students. For a government that says they want to remove red tape and bureaucracy, making parents opt-in to every single lesson involving anything other than heteronormativity sure seems like trying to use red tap to make teaching anything other than their ideology impossible.

What can you do to help?

If you are in Alberta, raise holy hell. Call your MLA, show up at the protests, add your voice to the chorus screaming that we don't want this.

If you are in Canada, there are also demonstrations in support of trans youth going on across the country. Let your MP know as well.

If you aren't from Canada, solidarity and visibility help! We've all seen how this shit has gone down in Florida and elsewhere. We need to stand together to stop this tide.

If you have business ties to Alberta and are able to divist them, please let the Alberta government know you are planning to do so if these proposals become law

Donate to 2SLGBTQ+ organizations in Alberta.

This is not the content I want to go viral from me... but if I have to choose one, make it this one. Please help us proect our kids.

[twopoppies]

Without DWD I would have loved to see Harry do more press for MP. I was sad he added a show the night of the London premiere because I think he should have been there. But I saw a lot of potential in Harry in MP, I just think he needs more experience. More acting lessons and classes too. And hopefully the DWD disaster was a big learning experience for him. Not just for Holivia but also maybe for how ready he is to take on big roles and act opposite experienced actors like Florence. I don’t think he was ready for that.

Totally agree.

[shiorihyugawrites]

The Devil's Bride

Aurora Jaeger, Eren's long-lost childhood friend, was taken from him when they were children. After years of suffering under Marleyan control, Aurora is reunited with Eren while he’s undercover in Marley, igniting a bond neither of them expected. Despite her gentle nature, Aurora breaks her vow of pacifism to save Eren’s life, solidifying their deep connection. Secretly married before the Raid on Liberio, Aurora is swept into Eren's world of chaos and destruction. As the Scouts learn of her existence, tensions rise on the airship home. Mikasa’s heart shatters, and Levi demands answers. And Eren will stop at nothing to protect the only light left in his dark world—his bride, Aurora.

In this journey of love, loyalty, and war, Aurora must reconcile her innocent heart with the brutal reality of the man she loves, while Eren faces the truth of what he’s become. (Eren x OC)

Chapter Twenty

Three days later, Levi, Hange, Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Connie, and Sasha were preparing themselves in grim silence, each harboring an air of dread as they headed to meet the Premier. The impending meeting would discuss Eren’s fate, and though they all had mixed feelings, they knew the Premier would likely choose the drastic option: transferring Eren’s powers to someone else.

Mikasa was already steeling herself, jaw clenched tightly, as Armin adjusted his uniform with shaking hands. They both planned on pleading for Eren one last time, hoping to sway the Premier’s decision. But before they could even leave the room, a young scout came rushing in, his face pale as he stumbled into the meeting room.

“The Premier… he’s dead,” the scout announced, his voice barely more than a whisper. His words hit the room like a punch, sending a wave of disbelief through everyone.

“What?” Levi’s sharp voice cut through the stunned silence as he fixed the scout with an intense gaze. “What the hell are you talking about?”

The scout swallowed, his hands trembling. “He was… they found him dead. Just now, face down at his desk. They’re investigating, but the cause is unknown.”

A heavy silence settled over them, each face reflecting various shades of shock and suspicion. Levi clenched his fists, his brow furrowing deeply. “We need answers. Now.” His voice was a barely-contained growl.

As a unit, they quickly made their way to the Premier’s office. The normally busy hallways of headquarters felt eerily silent, as if everyone was holding their breath, waiting to understand what had just occurred. When they reached the Premier’s office, they found a cluster of MPs gathered outside, murmuring in confusion. A doctor was just pulling a white sheet over the Premier’s body, lying slumped across his desk.

The scouts gathered around, each one silent as they took in the scene. Beneath the sheet, the Premier’s hands lay in plain view, the skin mottled with an unnatural purple hue. Veins ran like dark rivers along his forearms, bulging and discolored. Hange knelt closer, inspecting the strange coloration with narrowed eyes.

“What could’ve done this?” Jean muttered, looking almost sickened by the sight.

The doctor shook his head, still examining the body with a troubled expression. “I’ve never seen anything like it. There are no visible wounds, no signs of poisoning that we’re familiar with. He looked perfectly fine yesterday,” the doctor replied, a hint of frustration lacing his tone. “We’re running tests, but I can’t say what caused this.”

“Perfectly fine yesterday…” Levi echoed, his eyes narrowing as his mind raced. “Who was in contact with him over the last few days?”

The doctor looked up, clearly uncomfortable with the line of questioning. “That’s… that’s still being determined. He had several meetings, including with some scout members and government officials, but we’ll need to go through the records.”

Levi’s eyes flickered with an intensity that made everyone tense. “I want a full report. Everyone he spoke with, every interaction he had,” he ordered, his tone leaving no room for argument.

Mikasa and Armin exchanged uneasy glances. It was too convenient, too sudden, especially with the timing. The death of the Premier, just as they were set to determine Eren’s fate… it felt too orchestrated.

Sasha whispered under her breath, “Do you think… someone did this to protect Eren?”

“Someone?” Connie echoed, casting a wary look around the room. “You think Eren’s got someone pulling strings in the government?”

“Who else would benefit from the Premier dying now?” Hange said, her brow furrowed as she studied the scene. “Whoever wanted Eren’s powers transferred would’ve needed the Premier’s authority. Now that he’s dead, any decisions about Eren are stalled.”

Jean crossed his arms, his voice thick with frustration. “So what does that mean? Do we just sit around while Eren goes rogue?”

“No,” Levi said sharply, his gaze fixed on the doctor and the MPs who were still at a loss. “We find out what happened here, and we don’t let our guard down.”

Armin stepped closer, his face pale but resolved. “If someone killed the Premier… they might go after anyone else who tries to control Eren. It means he’s got someone working with him.”

The words lingered uncomfortably in the air. Each of them could think of only a handful of people close enough to Eren who is capable of something like this. And each of them knew that whoever was behind it wouldn’t stop until Eren was free.

Mikasa’s face hardened, her voice almost pleading as she looked at Levi. “You know Eren wouldn’t have done this. He doesn’t kill people like this.”

Levi met her gaze, a complicated look passing over his features. “Mikasa, Eren’s changed. We don’t know how far he’s willing to go anymore.”

Jean scoffed, frustration boiling over. “This is insane. If Eren’s got people killing for him to keep his powers, then we’re dealing with something worse than we thought. How many more people are going to die before he’s stopped?”

“Let’s not jump to conclusions,” Hange said, her tone calm but serious. “We don’t know who’s responsible, and until we do, we can’t assume it’s directly linked to Eren.”

“Then who?” Jean demanded. “Who else benefits from this?”

Levi’s gaze turned distant, as if he were piecing together a puzzle in his mind. “Someone with a vested interest in keeping Eren in power. Someone who believes in his vision, no matter the cost.”

Mikasa clenched her fists. “So you think it’s one of us? Someone in the Scouts?”

Levi shook his head. “Not just the Scouts. This could go deeper. And we need to find out just how deep.”

The room fell silent as Levi’s words settled over them, each of them realizing just how dangerous the situation had become. With the Premier dead, the military in chaos, and Eren potentially on the loose, they were facing a threat unlike anything they’d encountered before.

As Hange continued her careful examination of the Premier’s arms with the doctor, she pointed to the unnatural purple veins running along his skin. Her eyes narrowed as she leaned closer. “This discoloration… I think it could be the result of some kind of poison,” she murmured thoughtfully.

The doctor nodded slowly, studying the same marks with a deep frown. “If it is poison, it’s unlike any we’re familiar with. The reaction is too localized, and these veins… this isn’t a typical symptom.”

They began to scan the room, checking every object that the Premier might have touched or consumed in the last few hours. Levi, however, was barely paying attention. His mind was racing, and he couldn’t shake a suspicion that was beginning to settle heavily in his chest.

Poison. 

He had seen enough things in his life to know it was often a preferred weapon of those who didn’t want a direct confrontation — calculated, quiet, and effective. And when he thought of those traits, his mind inevitably circled back to someone specific: Aurora Jaeger. Only days before, she had apparently been on edge, insisting on a meeting with the Premier, supposedly to plead for her husband’s life.

He gritted his teeth. That meeting had seemed unusual from the start, and her full background was still shrouded in mystery. She was no soldier, but she knew her way around herbs and concoctions, and she’d stayed with Eren, hiding in a secluded cabin in Marley for seven months. Anything could’ve happened during that time — she could have easily learned skills no one knew about.

“Levi!” Hange’s voice broke through his thoughts, pulling him back into the room. She held up a delicate porcelain cup, the remains of tea swirling in its base. “There are trace substances in here,” she said. “They’re faint, but with the right tools, I think we can identify them. It looks like he drank this right before he died.”

The doctor inspected the cup, nodding in agreement. “I’ll send it to the lab for a full analysis, but yes… this could very well be the source.”

Levi’s gaze darkened as he processed the information, and he clenched his fists tightly. Poison in the tea… it was all beginning to align. Just then, one of the MPs hurried into the room, a small stack of documents in hand.

“Captain Levi,” the MP addressed him. “These are the visitor records for the Premier’s office over the past week.”

Levi snatched the stack, flipping through it with a quick, practiced eye. He scanned over the familiar names of military officials and advisors, each entry further fueling his suspicions. And then, there it was — three days ago, Aurora Jaeger’s name was listed, accompanied by none other than Floch Forster.

“So she really did come here…” Levi muttered under his breath, eyes narrowing.

“What are you thinking, Levi?” Hange asked, catching the shift in his expression.

Levi set his jaw. “Aurora visited the Premier three days ago. She wasn’t here as a scout or a military officer, but as Eren’s wife, pleading for his life. Now, three days later, the Premier’s dead, likely poisoned by her.”

Hange’s eyes widened slightly. “You think Aurora poisoned him?”

Levi shook his head, his gaze sharp and unyielding. “I think it’s a strong possibility. She’s been living with Eren for months, learning god-knows-what while hiding out with him. She’s not just some innocent civilian.”

The doctor interjected cautiously, “Poisoned or not, we don’t have definitive proof of any specific culprit. It could be a coincidence—”

“Coincidence or not, it’s damn suspicious,” Levi snapped, not taking his eyes off the record. “She’s an expert in herbalism. If anyone could get their hands on something potent and undetectable, it’d be her. And Eren’s not stupid. He’d know exactly who to use to ensure this plan went through.”

Hange looked thoughtful, the wheels turning in her mind. “If Aurora did poison the Premier, it means she’s deeper into this plan with Eren than we thought. But we need more than just a hunch, Levi. We need solid evidence.”

Levi exhaled sharply, his mind already working on a plan. “Then we get the evidence. I want Aurora brought in for questioning,” he said firmly, his voice leaving no room for debate.

“But Captain,” Armin interjected, his voice pleading. “What if she’s innocent? If Eren loves her, maybe she just wanted to protect him… maybe she didn’t do it.”

Levi shot him a steely look. “And if she did? We’re dealing with a man who is willing to kill innocent civilians and children to get what he wants, Armin. If she’s involved, she’s a danger to all of us. We can’t ignore this.”

Mikasa looked down, torn between her loyalty to Eren and the growing suspicion that had begun gnawing at her since Aurora’s arrival. She didn’t want to believe it, but even she couldn’t ignore the strange feeling in her gut.

Jean crossed his arms, his expression grim. “We’re being naive if we assume she’s innocent just because Eren cares for her. We barely know this woman, and the timing… it’s too perfect. We can’t let personal feelings get in the way.”

Hange nodded reluctantly. “Let’s proceed with caution, but if there’s even a chance she’s involved, we need answers. I’ll keep analyzing the traces in the tea and see if I can identify the substance.”

Levi nodded, turning to the others. “Jean, Connie, Sasha — find Aurora and Floch. Bring them in. We’ll question them separately and see if their stories line up. No more playing nice.”

The scouts dispersed, grim determination in their expressions as they prepared to confront the web of secrets unraveling around them. Levi watched them go, his mind set. Whoever was responsible for the Premier’s death — whether Aurora or someone else — he’d find out the truth. No matter what it took.

…

Back at Historia’s farm, Floch’s face turned pale as he processed the news. His gaze flicked over to Historia, whose brow was furrowed in confusion and shock. “The Premier… murdered? It can’t be one of us, can it?” she whispered, her voice barely steady.

Floch’s mind raced, replaying every detail from three days ago. Aurora’s expression as they left the Premier’s office resurfaced in his memory — the brief, satisfied smile she hadn’t been able to conceal. He didn’t want to think much of it then, but now the pieces were coming together in a way he couldn’t ignore.

He clenched his fists, struggling to keep his tone level. “No, it… it wasn’t one of the Jaegerists. I think I know who might’ve done it.”

Historia’s eyes widened. “What are you saying, Floch?”

Floch took a steadying breath, glancing away as he gathered his thoughts. “Remember, when I took Aurora to see the Premier? She was insistent on meeting him, supposedly to ‘plead for Eren’s life.’ But what if that was just an excuse? What if she—?”

“No.” Historia shook her head, disbelief flashing across her face. “Aurora wouldn’t… She loves Eren, yes, but murder? Poison? Someone as gentle as her isn’t capable of that .”

Floch looked at her solemnly. “Are you so sure about that? Think about it. She’s carrying Eren’s child — a child she wants to protect. And she’s not naive, Historia. She’s lived in Marley, she survived as a slave… she’s not someone to underestimate. I think she did it, for Eren.”

Their conversation was interrupted as Historia looked up to see Aurora entering the room, her face drawn and tired. Her steps were heavy, her hand resting protectively on her abdomen. She looked between Floch and Historia, sensing the tension in the air.

“Aurora,” Historia started gently, but there was a firmness behind her gaze. “We just heard about the Premier’s death. It seems… they suspect it was murder.”

Aurora stiffened but quickly masked her reaction, her hand gripping the edge of her shawl. “I… I don’t know anything about that,” she said, voice steady but betraying a flicker of nervousness.

Floch stepped forward, narrowing his eyes. “Really? Because three days ago, you seemed pretty content after meeting with him.”

Aurora’s face flushed. “I was trying to secure Eren’s safety. I did what I had to do. But that doesn’t mean I… I didn’t kill him.”

“Didn’t you?” Floch’s tone was accusatory, and Historia’s gaze became slightly harder as she studied Aurora.

The tension built, and Aurora’s frustration began to spill over. “So, what if I did?” she snapped, her voice breaking slightly. “You don’t understand what it’s like… to be watched constantly, to know that they want Eren dead, to feel like any second, they’ll take him from me!”

The room was silent as her words hung in the air, each one heavier than the last.

Historia took a step forward, her voice soft but clear. “Aurora… you didn’t need to go to such extremes. If there was something you needed, you could have trusted me. You could’ve asked for help.”

Aurora’s eyes flashed, her hands curling into fists as she struggled to keep her composure. “I didn’t know what else to do. He’s all I have, and they want to kill him! What was I supposed to do? Just sit and wait for them to take him away?”

Floch exchanged a look with Historia, his suspicions confirmed but laced with an edge of reluctant understanding. They could see the desperation in her eyes, the fear that had driven her actions, and it stirred a mix of anger and sympathy.

Historia placed a gentle hand on Aurora’s shoulder. “Listen to me. Eren is going to break out soon. You don’t have to go through this alone. We’re on the same side here.”

Aurora bit her lip, her face softened by a glimmer of hope. She whispered, barely holding back tears, “I just want to see him. I need to see him.”

Floch shook his head slightly. “That’s not possible right now. There are too many eyes on us. You know that.”

Historia took her hand, squeezing it reassuringly. “We’ll get you to Eren when it’s safe. But until then, you need to keep calm, Aurora. We’re close to executing our plan, and if anything goes wrong now…”

Aurora took a shaky breath, nodding despite the turmoil raging inside her. “I understand… I’ll do whatever it takes. Just… please, let him know I’m here for him, that I love him.”

Historia gave her a sympathetic smile. “He knows. Believe me, he knows.”

…

In the dim solitude of his cell, Eren found himself lost in thoughts of Aurora and their unborn child. His mind wandered to daydreams, despite all that weighed on his shoulders. Would they have a boy or a girl? He imagined a child with his steel determination and Aurora’s gentle, warm eyes. He let himself drift further into the fantasy, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth as he pictured himself holding their child, teaching them, protecting them…

The sound of footsteps shattered his thoughts. Eren’s eyes snapped back to reality, hardening as he watched Mikasa and Armin approach the cell door, their expressions conflicted.

“Eren,” Mikasa started, her voice tinged with worry and frustration. She stepped closer, gripping the bars of his cell, her eyes pleading. “We need answers. Did you… did you order the Premier’s murder?”

Eren’s face froze, his confusion evident. “What? The Premier… murdered?”

“Yes,” Armin said, his gaze sharper and more critical than usual. “He was found dead, poisoned. And—” Armin hesitated, glancing at Mikasa before continuing, “They’re accusing Aurora, Eren. The military is looking for her, wanting to bring her in for questioning.”

Eren’s shock turned into a simmering anger that sparked in his eyes. Aurora? Accused of murder? His gentle, innocent Aurora, who had been through so much, was now being hunted down by the same military he’d given so much for? His mind reeled at the absurdity — but then, flashes of that day in Marley flickered in his memory. He recalled how Aurora had saved his life by taking that soldier’s life, plunging the poisoned syringe into his neck without a second’s hesitation.

Eren swallowed hard, his heart racing as he remembered the fire in her eyes that day. He had fallen even deeper in love with her in that moment, realizing the depth of her resolve and the intensity of her love. She would do anything for him. And maybe… just maybe… she’d done this too, for their future together.

Armin saw the change in Eren’s expression and took a step back. “Eren, listen to us! This can’t go on. The military is going to treat her as an enemy. If she runs, it only makes her look more guilty.”

But Eren wasn’t listening. He stood up, his face twisted with a fierce determination that sent chills down both Armin and Mikasa’s spines. “They’re after her?” His voice was low, each word heavy with barely contained fury. “They’re after my wife? Because I’ll tell you this: I’ll destroy anyone who tries to hurt her.”

“Eren, please!” Mikasa’s voice wavered, her hand reaching out to him. “If you fight back, if you try to resist… they’ll never let her go. We need to handle this carefully. We’re here to help, just let us—”

But before she could finish, a blinding light filled the cell as Eren suddenly bit into his hand and his titan power surged within him. Mikasa and Armin stumbled back, shielding their eyes from the flash. The ground beneath them trembled as Eren transformed, his cell collapsing around him as his towering form took shape. Bones cracked and sinews stretched as his Titan solidified, and when their vision cleared, they saw Eren standing, his fury manifest in his sheer size and power.

Mikasa gasped, taking a step back. “Eren, stop! You’ll bring the entire building down on us!”

But Eren wasn’t hearing her. His determination had crystallized into one unbreakable goal: find Aurora, protect her, and get her out of harm’s way. The War Hammer Titan’s power activated within him, and with a surge of energy, Eren began to tunnel through the ground, tearing through stone and dirt, creating his escape route with ruthless efficiency.

Armin grabbed Mikasa’s arm, his face pale. “We need to get out of here — now!”

The two of them scrambled out of the collapsing structure, narrowly avoiding being crushed by debris as Eren burrowed deeper and deeper. All they could do was watch in stunned horror as Eren disappeared into the earth, unstoppable and driven by a singular purpose.

…

The ground shook violently, sending tremors up the walls of Historia’s farmhouse. Dust drifted down from the ceiling as books and trinkets rattled on their shelves. Floch tensed, one hand moving to his rifle, while Historia’s eyes widened, glancing nervously at Aurora. She knew Eren’s power; this must be him, there was no one else who could create this kind of upheaval. But Aurora had already gone pale, her eyes locked on the ground.

The rumbling grew louder, and then, with an earth-shattering crack, the ground just outside the farmhouse burst open. Eren’s massive Titan form emerged, dirt and stone sliding from his skin as he climbed out of the tunnel he'd created. The sight was both awe-inspiring and terrifying—a being of immense power, striding with purpose toward the farmhouse.

Floch moved forward, shouting, “Stay back, Aurora! It’s not safe until we know what he’s—”

But Aurora’s heart was pounding too fast, her emotions overwhelming her. She had been holding everything back for weeks, not knowing if he was safe, if he would be okay, and now he was right there in front of her. Without a second thought, she broke into a sprint, her breath hitching as tears blurred her vision. “Eren!” she cried, her voice breaking. Historia reached out as if to stop her, but Aurora was too quick, already running toward the Titan with all the strength she had.

From within his Titan, Eren saw her. His heart ached with the sight of her, desperate and running toward him. He quickly broke out of his Titan’s nape, leaping down and landing just in time to catch her in his arms. Aurora threw herself against him, wrapping her arms around his neck and holding him as if she never wanted to let go. Her tears soaked into his shirt as she buried her face in his shoulder, her entire body trembling in his hold.

“Aurora…” Eren whispered, his voice raw with emotion. He tightened his arms around her, feeling her warmth against him, feeling the love they’d both been forced to bury while separated. He couldn’t believe he was holding her again.

Aurora pulled back just enough to look up at him, her tear-streaked face radiant with relief. “I was so scared, Eren,” she whispered, brushing a hand over his cheek as if confirming he was real. “I thought… I thought they would… that they would…”

Eren shook his head, gently pressing his forehead against hers. “It’s okay Aurora… I’m okay. We’re safe and no one will ever hurt you,” he said, his voice low but filled with fierce determination. “Not as long as I’m here.”

She nodded, a fresh wave of tears falling, and then, unable to hold back any longer, she leaned up and captured his lips in a kiss, pouring everything she had been holding onto into that one moment. Eren kissed her back with equal passion, his hands moving to cradle her face as he pulled her closer, wanting to feel her heartbeat against his own. For a few endless seconds, it was just them—the chaos and danger of their world fading away as they melted into each other.

Behind them, Floch and Historia exchanged glances. Floch looked slightly uncomfortable, while Historia watched with a mixture of relief and something close to pride. After everything Aurora and Eren had gone through, they deserved this moment, fleeting as it might be.

When they finally broke apart, Eren took her hands in his, his thumb brushing over her knuckles. “Are you okay? Is the baby…?” His voice softened, an uncharacteristic gentleness in his gaze as he looked down, resting a hand on her abdomen.

Aurora nodded, her eyes shining. “We’re fine, Eren. I’m fine.” She placed her hand over his. “But… they were looking for me. They suspect… they suspect me, Eren.”

Eren’s jaw clenched, and a fierce protectiveness flared in his eyes. “They won’t get near you. I’ll make sure of it.” He looked over his shoulder toward Floch and Historia, who had stepped closer.

Historia spoke up, her voice steady. “Eren, things are unraveling quickly. The military is closing in, and they won’t stop until they have control of the Founding Titan.” She paused, glancing at Aurora. “And now that they suspect Aurora… we need to move quickly.”

Floch nodded in agreement, his expression serious. “The Jaegerists are ready, Eren. Everyone’s prepared to act on your word.”

Eren looked at them both, then back at Aurora. The love and protectiveness he felt for her ignited his resolve. There was no more time for hiding, no more time for waiting. He couldn’t allow anyone to threaten the life he wanted to build with her and their child.

“Then we don’t wait any longer,” Eren said firmly, glancing at Floch. “Alert the Jaegerists. It’s time to take control.”

Aurora looked up at him, her worry still evident. “Are you sure, Eren? This… this is huge. There’s no going back.”

He met her gaze, his expression unyielding. “For you and our future, I’d burn down the world if I have to.” He pressed a kiss to her forehead, the resolve in his voice unwavering. “No one will stand in our way. Not anymore.”

~

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Synopsis: After a dreadful meeting in the inner wall, Levi, Hange, and Miche decided to play truth or dare. What could go wrong?

Pairing: Erwin Smith/Reader

Tags: Shameless Smut, Making Out, Office Sex, Desk Sex, Accidental Voyeurism, Swearing, Reader is the Commander of MP, Nile Dok doesn't exist, hehe

a/n: Here's a oneshot that has been sitting in my drafts for months (｡•́‿•̀｡). Hope you enjoy!!

Levi let out a sigh. They are on their way to Wall Sina for yet another meeting with the other regiments. He dreads this day, they are always interrogated and Erwin always needs to give a very long speech on why should they give the scouts more funds.

“Ah, finally. We’re here!!” Hange exclaimed.

Erwin got out of the carriage after Hange, then came after them are Levi and Miche. The place that they’re staying for the next three nights is shitty, as everything in the military is. The rooms are small, only having a single-sized bed, a small ass nightstand, and a window.

After getting settled, Erwin instructed them to rest for the night and to wake up early tomorrow for the meeting. Eurgh.

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They all left early and headed to the military police headquarters, the meeting will be held there for they have quite a big place. The commanders of the other two regiments, garrison and military, are already seated. Erwin gave both a nod of greeting before sitting down next to Dot Pixis.

Not long after, Premier Zackly entered the room. They all stood up and saluted, then the meeting started. It was a pain to be there, the commander of the military police, (Y/N) (L/N), kept on dismissing and counter-attacking Erwin. Levi really hates her guts. Erwin though, didn’t budge, he always has a reply to whatever the female commander has to say. It’s almost like the two were the only people in the room. It was annoying, really. ‘Ain’t nobody really gonna stop that bi-’

“The meeting’s dismissed. The Scout’s request to have their funds raised is denied. Commander (L/N)’s statements were more reasonable than what you have to say, Commander Smith. Unless fewer soldiers die on your next expedition, then maybe by then we can raise the funds for those living humans.” Zackly said then took his leave. Levi’s frown only deepen, tch.

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After that shitty meeting which was more of the MP’s dissing the scouts, Erwin, Levi, Hange and Miche headed to their building. They were granted the empty rooms of the military police quarters to save time and energy. Instead of travelling back to that shitty hotel-like place, they were tasked to just stay there.

After resting for quite a bit, Hange suggested that they should celebrate for the meeting has ended. Although their request was denied, Erwin granted them permission to leave. After all, it’s not everyday that they get to eat out and drink inside the capital. Erwin stayed in his room though, saying that he still has papers to work on.

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Levi, Hange and Miche were very drunk when they go back. They decided to play truth or dare in Hange’s room. It was Levi’s turn and he didn’t know what’s gotten into him that he chose dare.

“I dare you go to (L/N)’s quarters and steal her underwear.” Hange said. She’s very drunk and Levi could tell just by looking at her and listening to her speak.

“I’m not doing that.”

“Oh, come on! It’s a dare, you can’t say no.”

“Maybe Levi could just get there and steal something else, Hange.” Miche finally said.

Hange groaned, “Fine. Steal one of her jackets, or something like that. Steal a garment that she owns and then get back here wearing it!”

Levi thought it wasn’t so hard, so he agreed and then headed straight to the commander’s quarters. It didn’t take long for him to find it and surprisingly, the door is unlocked. He immediately entered the room. It was an office. What? He searched for something inside and his searching led him to a door, ‘there it is!’ Levi was amused, her room is inside her damned office.

Inside the room was a closet, it was big. He opened it and saw various garments. There are jackets, shirts, and many more. He decided to look for a coat that wouldn’t look like he stole it when he wore it. He can’t find anything. He exited the room and decided to check on the smaller closet outside. Inside the closet were coats, ‘finally.’

Levi decided to try some on before leaving, to make sure he doesn’t look like an idiot upon exiting. He was busy trying coats on when the door suddenly opened. Levi panicked, he immediately hid in the closet. Luckily, he was small enough for the closet to accommodate.

He peeked from the closet’s horizontal holes and he was shocked to see who entered- no, he was more surprised to see what the persons who entered were doing. Erwin and (Y/N) are making out while walking their way to the desk. Levi thought his eyes and mind are just playing with him because of the alcohol so he rubbed his eyes and blinked a few times before peeking again. He wasn’t mistaken, they’re really kissing.

(Y/N) is seated on her desk while Erwin peppered her neck in kisses.

“Eager, aren’t you?” Levi heard (Y/N) said.

Erwin hummed, “You’ve been denying me of everything since earlier, dear, how could I NOT be eager?”

(Y/N) just giggled before bringing Erwin’s lips on her own again. Both kissed each other passionately whilst their hands explore each other’s body. Levi watched as (Y/N) took off Erwin’s shirt and Erwin, once again, started to trail kisses down (Y/N)’s neck. The woman let out a sigh when Erwin sucked on a particular part of her neck.

Erwin slowly started to unbutton (Y/N)’s blouse and after successfully stripping her, he threw the garment away and made his way to her chest. Erwin kissed (Y/N)’s newly exposed skin but he must’ve thought it wasn’t enough as his hands started to make their way to the clip of (Y/N)’s bra. He unclipped it without any difficulties.

He started sucking on (Y/N)’s right nipple, causing her to gasp and throw her head back. Erwin’s left hand made their way to (Y/N)’s other boob, squeezing it a couple of times before pinching her hardened nipple. Levi heard (Y/N) whimper and watched as she grabbed Erwin’s hair. He can’t believe what he is currently witnessing. Those two show great carnal hunger towards each other like they weren’t fighting just hours earlier.

No matter how hard Levi’s mind told him to look away, his eyes won’t cooperate. He continued watching as Erwin’s kisses go lower. He watched as Erwin trailed kisses down (Y/N)’s stomach. He watched as Erwin’s hands unbuttoned (Y/N)’s pants. And he watched as Erwin slowly pulled (Y/N)’s remaining garments. ‘Shit.’

Erwin kneeled down as he stared straight into (Y/N)’s lidded eyes.

“Spread your legs for me, will you?” Erwin asked, his voice husky.

(Y/N) complied, giving Erwin a proper view. Erwin held her left leg and trailed kisses up to her thigh then peppered both her thighs in delicate kisses. (Y/N)’s anticipation for what Erwin is about to do next is building rapidly. It made her bit her lip, made her struggle not to roll her eyes, and made her eyebrows furrow. Levi watched as Erwin started licking closer and closer, until finally, he gave (Y/N) a long, slicked lick. (Y/N) let out a very audible gasp and spread her legs even farther.

She placed her right leg on Erwin’s back and pushed him closer to her. “Erwin, please.” She whimpered.

Erwin hummed as a reply and thoroughly, he ate her. He started out slow, giving (Y/N)’s clit a couple of kitten licks before applying more pressure, picking a fast pace and sucking on her every now and then. Levi saw (Y/N) panting and watched as she threw her head back. Levi heard (Y/N) moan out Erwin’s name as Erwin inserted one finger in her. “Fuck, Erwin…”

(Y/N) grabbed Erwin’s hair and pulled him closer. Her toes are curled and she’s overwhelmed with pleasure. Her moans are unguarded, getting louder and louder as Erwin entered a second finger. He curled his finger inside her and rubbed deliciously on that spongey spot.

(Y/N) sounded urgent as she repeatedly chanted Erwin’s name. “Erwin, Erwin- Oh, fuck, yes!”

Moans and whimpers filled both Erwin and Levi’s ears as (Y/N) finally reached her high. Levi listened as (Y/N) grunted a couple of ‘shits’ before he saw Erwin stood up from the floor and licked his mouth. He watched as Erwin took his index and middle finger to his mouth and sucked the remnants of (Y/N)’s orgasm out of them. He also brought his thumb up to wipe the corner of his lips before caressing (Y/N)’s lower lip with the same finger. (Y/N) looked straight into Erwin’s eyes before she enveloped Erwin’s thumb in her mouth. Erwin pressed his finger against her tongue and he felt as (Y/N) swirled them around his thumb and felt as the inside of her mouth clenched around his finger. After that, Erwin slowly pulled his thumb out of (Y/N)’s mouth and started to undo his belt.

Levi, who is getting a bit too sweaty inside the closet, watched as Erwin’s pants, alongside his undergarments, fall to the ground. The angle of the closet that Levi is in gave him a side-view of the two commanders. Through the dim lighting of the room, Levi could vaguely see Erwin’s naked body. Although vague, it’s enough for him to see its silhouette. Levi swallowed, it has always been a common joke inside their Quarters that Erwin is hung but damn did he not thought they’re true.

Levi watched as Erwin positioned himself between (Y/N)’s legs, “Erwin, please.” He heard her plead, she sounded so desperate. More desperate than she was earlier, ‘Fuck it, Erwin, just give it to her!’ He thought.

Erwin stroked himself a few times while simultaneously teasing (Y/N)’s entrance. Levi swore, the long wait is drying him off of his patience and the tightening of his pants certainly isn’t helping. He rubbed himself through his pants a bit as he watched Erwin continuously tease (Y/N). 'Fuck it.'

Erwin slowly entered, earning himself a very desperate moan from (Y/N). Levi can’t help it, he pulled his cock out and slowly caressed himself. He watched them purposefully as he timed his strokes with Erwin’s thrusts. He can’t believe he’s touching himself with the view of his good friend, Erwin and that spiteful (Y/N) (L/N). Something about the weakness that she’s showing, the fragileness, the desperation. It made Levi mad, he likes what he sees, he wants to have a fill of (Y/N)’s weakness, feel superior as he fuck the bitch out of her. It made him want to exchange positions with Erwin.

Outside the closet that Levi was hiding in, Erwin’s pace started to go faster and his thrusts, deeper. Both him and (Y/N) had lose control over the noises that they make, allowing themselves to drown into the intense pleasure that they selfishly take from one another. Erwin grunted, feeling a familiar coil tighten in his stomach. He reached for (Y/N) clit, rubbing it vigorously alongside his now sloppy thrusts.

“Fuck- (Y/N)-”

“Erwin, shit- ah, I’m- Oh fuck, I’m-”

Levi fisted himself faster. He listened attentively to (Y/N)’s desperate moans and watched carefully as Erwin bit on her fully exposed neck. He bit one of the coats, muffling his own noises. ‘Fuck, I’m close.’

(Y/N) and Erwin both moaned as they reached orgasm together. (Y/N) threw her head back and her body arched. Her whole being was shocked as continuous waves of pleasure surged through her whole body.

Erwin, on the other hand, made a noise somewhere between a moan and a groan. He swore a couple of ‘fucks’ before shooting his load inside her, thrusting just a little for bit before resting stilling.

Levi, still inside the closet, watched everything unfold and reached his high together with the couple. He came on his handkerchief that he luckily brought with him in his pocket. ‘Fuck, that was intense… and shameful.’ He groaned.

“Fuck, you took me so well, baby.” Erwin said, his voice still husky.

(Y/N) hummed, “You came inside me.”

“I did.”

“Fuck, I’m tired.”

“Shall we shower and sleep after?” Erwin asked, a hint of mischief evident in his voice.

(Y/N) chuckled, “Tsk, You. Are. Insatiable. You know that?”

Erwin only hummed and chuckled before carrying (Y/N). After that, they proceeded to the bedroom and closed the door after them.

Levi made sure that they’re finally in the shower before he exited the closet and made his way to the door. He panted as he rushed his way to his room, making sure nobody noticed whose coat is he wearing. Levi came to a halt when a familiar voice called out for him.

“Levi! Where have you been??” Hange asked, a hint of annoy evident on her voice.

“Long story.” Levi shortly replied.

“Well, tell us. It’s not like we didn’t wait forever for you.”

Levi didn’t reply, instead, he pulled Hange to the direction of her room. He opened the door and there, on the floor, sat Miche. His head was resting on the bed and his eyes slowly opened as the two entered, shutting the door behind them. Upon seeing Levi wearing a coat, Miche chuckled, “You’re a size of a woman.”

“Tsk.”

“So, what took you so long?” Hange asked.

Both Hange and Miche’s eyes widened as Levi told them what he just saw, leaving the personal parts of course. They were all speechless, Hange and Miche having their jaws on the floor. “Damn.”

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As their meeting started the next day, Levi, Hange, and Miche struggled to focus on the conversation being held by their superiors. They can’t help but steal glances on Erwin and (Y/N). Damn can they not believe what Levi just told them that he saw. They argued that it might have only been his drunkenness that made him hallucinate but today, they doubt Levi no further. Only today that they noticed the malicious glances that the two commanders share. The subtle smirks, hidden messages, and flirting. They argued as if they hate each other yet stared like starved animals, waiting to attack and devour.

‘I guess that is just how good Commanders hide.’

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Ghosts is a supernatural-themed BBC One sitcom that premiered in 2019, written by and starring The Six Idiots (Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Martha Howe-Douglas, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard and Ben Willbond). This marks the group’s fourth project together, after the sketch show Horrible Histories, fantasy comedy Yonderland, and feature film Bill.

The premise revolves around a young couple, Alison and Mike (Charlotte Ritchie and Kiell Smith-Bynoe), who inherit the derelict Button House with plans to turn it into a hotel. Little do they know, Button House is also home to numerous restless spirits who have died there over the centuries, unable to leave the grounds and resigned to squabbling with each other for eternity: Robin (Rickard), a caveman and the oldest of the ghosts; Mary (Katy Wix), an eccentric woman burned as a witch during the Stuart era; Kitty (Lolly Adefope), an excitable and naive Georgian aristocrat; Thomas (Baynton), a melodramatic and easily-infatuated Romantic poet; Lady Fanny (Howe-Douglas), the repressed and overbearing Edwardian-era owner of the house; The Captain (Willbond), a pompous, World War II-era military officer; Pat (Howick), a friendly scout leader who was accidentally shot in the neck with an arrow by one of his scouts; Julian (Farnaby), a slimy Conservative MP who died as the result of a scandalous sex mishap; and Headless Humphrey (head - Rickard; body - Yani Xander), a beheaded Tudor nobleman who, due to his own clumsiness, spends most of his time trying to reunite his head and his body.

When the ghosts learn of the couple's plans for the house, they conspire to scare the couple away. Things don’t quite go as they expect, as the ghosts prove themselves to be pretty ineffectual at haunting; however, thanks to a spiritual hand causing Alison to suffer a near-death experience, she gains the ability to see and hear them. After finding out that her husband has taken out a massive loan to renovate the house, which the couple can't get out of, Alison and the ghosts form an uneasy truce as both she and Mike try their best to stop their dream home/hotel from turning into a complete nightmare.