#movie: the polar express

[nartothelar]

holiday movie night

[spinatch]

i just watched polar express

+ bonus sketch i didn't get to finish

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

Man, 2004 was wild for this

[murdersuicidematinee]

Tom Hanks All the Way Down

We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of The Polar Express, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement.

Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] it matters where the train is going

*Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable. 

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Movie: The Polar Express (2004) Director: Robert Zemeckis Rating: Santa is dogecoin

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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[leviathanhomecooking]

The Polar Express (2004)

[justaprototyp3]

are like. are paper stickers temporary tattoos for robots? do you think??

[delusinaldreamer19]

Please somebody hear and see my vision

[swanparties]

[thedemisapphic]

I DID THE THING

EAT, MY BABIES

This was inspired by a recent post suezums (Instagram) made about a polar express AU. I took off. Would you believe me if I even said I started brainstorming a fanfic to rewrite the movie.

[kaontic]

Win-win situation?

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

hoohoo... snuggling with Foul Legacy by the window of his little house in Snezhnaya, watching the snow drift down to the earth in fat white flakes. it's freezing out there, but you're curled up with the fireplace burning bright, cozy and warm and loved. everything is lit up, not too bright, warm, softly glowing lights, and you nuzzle into Foul Legacy's lilac fluff. it's soft from where you've brushed it over and over again, tickling your nose just barely.

you sneeze, and Legacy lets out a low, grumbling laugh, bumping back up against you. there's a ribbon around one of his horns, tied into a lopsided bow- you did it yourself, because he is your best, most wonderful present.

[moviesaestheticart]

The Polar Express, dir. Robert Zemeckis (2004)

[your-mommy-ems]

christmas

guys... am i even sorry?? no. its never to early to start celebrating christmas. also idk why some of the clips had such bad quality but we move on from that cause i had to export this like three times and i was NOT doing it again.

@arqbella, @midiosaamor, @maybxlle, @sweetreveriee, @xo-zozo

[chocolate-covered-whiskey]

If the movie is in a series, I just put the title of the series.

Link to second poll