#movie rating

[lexisnotasimp]

I know this is a hot take, but i didn't think Muppets Wizard of Oz was that bad. I just watched it last night and I thought it was ok.

Now, some of the scenes do give second-hand embarrassment, and some of the scenes can be boring, plus the songs aren't the best I've heard. But I did think it was kinda funny when I watched it. Also, some of the jokes are kinda dumb and stuff, and the movie didn't feel that much of a muppets movie because of some of the lazy writing.

But I thought it was better than a Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (I kinda don't wanna watch it bc it got more hate than the wizard of Oz one.

So I would give Muppets Wizard of Oz a 7/10! :)

Bye, guys! :)

[gacha-every]

Hey, I got a carefree movie review for ya! :D

What kind of review? Oh, well, just from someone who loves fun entertainment, gud characters, and plots! Not really a strict critic but just someone who loves any gud movies that are able to energize my inner child

So if you're also into that, feel free to read my future posts! Or even recommend some movies to me

Anyway, this is my first posted review but I always looked forward to doing this ever since, and it has increased after watching Under The Boardwalk that has recently came out but is unfortunately not given much chances of being seen

BUT ANYWAY, I just watched a new movie, and it's Sahara!!!

It's not really new tho, at least I think so, I actually have seen this before on MovieHD buuut it's in a different language, so I couldn't fully watch it

But today, on Netflix, I'm now able to! And, uhm... I give it a 6/10

The animation is great, especially with how fluid the snakes move (especially especially when they dance! DANCE! They have DANCING SNAKES, people! Fun!), alrighty characters and their design, it's quite funny, and fun in it's own way(?), has quite a gud atmosphere too I guess

But, I didn't really understand the story lol especially the love department

The set up felt sorta Romeo and Juliet, which I like, I mean, Under The Boardwalk has that plotline and I heavily enjoyed it >W< but this one didn't really had... Uhh, proximity with our love interests?

It was gud at first, how the introduction was set up with our characters and their world, especially the part when Ajar and Eva disguised as each other's species which for some reason itched my brain right when they first met... But that was kinda it

They then sorta left their homes and then it went from Romeo and Juliet to Finding Nemo? Because Eva got captured and then Ajar is determined to rescue her, like bruh, you don't even know her???

I was honestly routing Ajar and Gary (Eva's brother) more, and Eva and the uhh white snake lady instead, to be honest with you XD

Because Ajar and Gary had the adventure that I thought was gonna happen between Ajar and Eva (oh and there was also Pitt, Ajar's scorpion friend that sorta... tagged along... same as Gary but he was basically kidnapped lol)

Ajar and Gary had to spend time together, same as for Eva and White Snake (sort of), and yet the main two snakes – that barely talked to each other for more than two minutes in the beginning and then meet again at the end being all swooned that one of 'em sacrificed their body and energy for someone they barely know – are the LOVE INTERESTS?!

But hey at least the ending's sorta funny

I also didn't mention the antagonist yet •>• it's just a human guy that hypnotizes snakes with a flute like blingin' Pide The Piper, he's the one that makes the snakes dance or dance fight, fun! :D

He's sorta creepily intimidating, but in the end his creepiness leveled up but in a weird way ;-; I mean, bruh, he was consistently managing to chase down Ajar to get his flute back DURING A BLINGIN' SAND STORM?! All while jumping on buildings and stuff yet managed to just pop up in front of Ajar out of nowhere?! HOW DOES THAT NOT TERRIFY AND/OR CONFUSE YOU?!

Overall tho, I was entertained, but didn't feel entirely fulfilled - so I watched Back To The Outback to make me feel better (I already seen it, but in case you're wondering, I give that movie an 8/10)

But if you want a Movie where you don't have to care too much about the characters and environment, and just watch amazingly animated snakes dance or go on an adventure, then Sahara is for you! :D

[lily-lover]

Please rate the 3 iconic Nora Ephron romantic comedies (When Harry Met Sally, You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle)

I wanna see if we all agree (1st place is best, 3rd place is worst)

[curiosityreviews]

Watched the FNAF movie it was so fun! There were some moments I wasn’t expecting but there were a lot of things I enjoyed since I was a child. Seeing it being played out on screen was so fun I was geeking.

⚠️spoilers for the FNAF movie ahead!⚠️

🛸The movie followed a lot of things from the storyline that was built up for the FNAF movies. It followed more so the first game with some added things from I believe the books and of course a bit from other games. The animatronics were super cool to see in action in this movie. The behind the scenes was cool to see as well. Seeing that there were puppeteers who controlled them, they truly brought the characters to life! There were cameos as well from some highly special people in the franchise. Coreykenshin and Matpat and there were a few more on the wall for “employee of the month” Aaaand of course the spring lock scene was weeeellll done my inner child was waiting for this moment since I first seen it! Waiting till the very end you also hear the music box go off as well as some words being spelt out like the mini games. Spelling “come find me”. I could go on and on about this but just know they had a lot of fun hidin or not hidin things for the FNAF fandom. Seeing it all being played out was amazing!

⭐️Rate: 3/5

I am giving it a 3 out of 5 only because it was a bit off to me in some moments that played out. An example being the fort making scene. I felt scenes like this through the movement of the movie a bit off. There were also some small scenes between Mike and Vanessa I felt that could’ve been played out a bit differently. However these things I did understand why it was the way it went. I still highly enjoyed the film and would definitely watch it again and hope for more of the film adaptation of it. Also highly liked that the making of this movie everyone wanted it to be targeted for the people who grew up or big fans in general for FNAF, and that I think they did pretty well!

[pariisxoxo]

movie watch pt. 2

disclaimer : these are my opinions so don't take it seriously whatsoever!

LOL (2012 - Lisa Azuelos)

rating : PG-13

if you like chick flicks, you may or may not like this movie. i personally love watching chick flicks but this movie gets a low rating for me. the movie starts out with a rebel teen named lola (everyone calls her “lol”) and she recovers from a relationship but also navigates a relationship with her divorced mom. she soon later falls in love with her close best friend kyle. throughout the movie i felt very bored by everything, i’m not even sure if this even deserves to be called a chick flick, all the movie basically talks about is sex and dating. plus i hated the student trying to be in a relationship with her teacher. nothing was really that good and it felt very bland. you can notice how this post is very short because i don't have much to say because of how boring this movie was lmao!

thank you for reading! <3

2/10

[that-weird-girl-everyone-ignores]

The Black Phone: 4/5 ⭐️

Did they say “mint” in the ‘70s?

[marisatomay]

Wicked Movie is going to make a trillion dollars its opening weekend and everyone will leave the theater the angriest they’ve ever been in their lives because no one except for me and my beloved mutuals knows that despite having runtime longer than the whole stage musical it is a Part One that only covers the first act

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Y'know, there's this gripe I've had for years that really frustrates me, and it has to do with Love, Simon and people joking about it and calling it too-pg and designed-for-straight-people and all the like. (A similar thing has happened to Heartstopper, but that's another conversation.)

I saw Love, Simon in theaters when it came out my senior year in high school. I saw it three times, once with my friends/parents on opening night, once with my brother over spring break, and once with my grandparents.

On opening night, the air in the room was electric. It was palpable. Half the heads in there were dyed various colors. Queer kids were holding hands. We were all crying and laughing and cheering as a group. My friends grabbed my hands at the part where Simon was outed and didn't let go until his parents were saying that they accepted him. My friend came out to me as non-binary. Another person in our group admitted that she had feelings for girls. It was incredible. I left shaking. This was the first mainstream queer romance movie that had ever been produced by one of the main five studios, and I know that sounds like another "first queer character from Disney" bit but you have to understand that even in 2018 this was groundbreaking. Getting to have a sweet queer rom-com where the main character was told that he got "to breathe now" after coming out meant so much to me and my friends.

But also, from a designed-for-straight-people POV (which, to be frank, it was written by a bisexual author and directed by a gay man, this was not designed for straight audiences), why is it a bad thing that it appealed to the widest possible audience? That it could make my parents and grandparents see things in a new light? My stepdad wasn't at all interested in rom-coms but he saw it with me because it was something I cared about and he hugged me when we came out of the theater. My very Catholic grandparents watched it with me and though my grandpa said he still didn't quite understand the whole 'gay thing,' all he wanted was for me to be happy and to have a happy ending like Simon did. My Nana actually cried when Simon came out and squeeze my hand when his mother told him he could breathe.

And when Martin blackmailed Simon, my mom, badass ally that she is, literally hissed "Dropkick him. Dropkick him in the balls" leading to multiple queer kids in the audience to laugh or smile. Having my parents there- the only parents, by the way, out of my group of queer and questioning friends- made multiple people realize that supportive adults were out there. That parents like those in Love, Simon do exist in real life.

When people complain about Heartstopper not being realistic or Love, Simon being too cutesy, I remember seeing Love, Simon on opening night. I remember my friend coming out and my stepdad hugging me and my mom defending us through this character. I remember the cheers that went through the audience when Bram and Simon kissed and the chatter in the foyer after the movie was over and the way that this movie made me understand that happy endings do exist.

Queer kids need happy endings. Straight people need entry points to becoming allies. Both of these things can come together in beautiful ways. They can find out about more queer culture later, but for now, let them have this. Let them all have a glimpse at a better, happier world. Let them have queer joy.

[jeans-movie-reviews]

Hey everyone, I really wanted to reignite my love of horror and spooky movies.

Soooooo, I have decided that I'm going to challenge myself to watch 31 spooky movies in the month of October and do a rapid fire rating system for each one without getting too in depth.

The general structure will look like this:

Movie name and release year

Director's name

Disturbed level rated 1-5

Gore level rated 1-5

Suspense level rated 1-5

Overall enjoyment rated 1-5

Jumpscare count for the film

Along with a brief general thoughts about the film section! I'm hoping that posting here will keep me dedicated to this challenge!

[kaitmoviereviews]

I'm really not one for romantic movies or anything of the sort. So, my judgement on this one may be harsh. I love the actors who are in this movie, however this movie kinda fell flat for me.

This movie had a lot of potential. It just didn't go high enough to meet it.

IMDb rates this movie at 5.7/10, and Rotten Tomatoes puts it at 31%

So, I guess, everyone kinda agrees with me.

The only reason this movie gets that high of a rating, is because the first half is actually good, but the second half felt really rushed.

Stay tuned for more reviews, because I watch a lot of movies.

[gacha-every]

Another casual Movie Review!

From meee!!! :D

Hello again, we got one of my main sources to my love for animated movies/shows today, Disney!

And we got their new movie, Wish!

First off, !!🟥SPOILERS🟥!!

I watched this at home and it released in Cinema so I can't count reviewing the animation because I only got the low quality cinema vid for now. Still tho, animations are great, so ye, I'm sure it gud UvU

But we're talking more about the story, characters, and other perks!

In my first watch, I was pretty chill, entertained, and unbothered... in most cases. Honestly, I was only feeling unbothered sometimes because of the expectations of people's critics all over Wish

In my second watch tho, I was pretty bored, yet still enjoyed it somehow, but anyway–

I give the movie ALONE a 7/10

The characters are great, the songs are gud to listen to while watching (This Wish is on loop in my head tho, that one's catchy), the comedy is gud too, story is gud too!

Yeah, guys! The movie is actually not bad!

...It's just not jaw dropping that is, y'know?

The movie is a little generic but also not??? I dunno

It kept me entertained, it's a gud movie for funzies, and it's especially not that triggering at least to me, it's just not that rewatchable y'know? Also had some trouble remembering some of the characters' names even

Anyway ye, movie, okie

Easter eggs were fun to catch

(My dad even has his own theories like Asha being the fairy godmother like from Cinderella and Magnifico being the mirror like from Snow White)

...BUT—

I WANNA TALK 'BOUT SOMETHING ELSE

Huh? What? No it's not critism, I'm already done

NO, it's my favorite part of all

IMAGINING POTENTIALS!!!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying the movie had potential, I mean, it does in some cases but not generally

HOWEVER

If you consider their SCRAPPED CONCEPTS like these fav examples: Star is supposed to be a shape shifter and has a male human form (possible romance with Asha), and Magnifico and Amaya are supposed to be a villain COUPLE! LIKE BRO! This is the ONLY part I'm triggered by the movie honestly, because it's MISSED potential! This potential didn't come from the movie itself, no! It's from the dumps!

I'm honestly glad fanfics exist

Like imagine bruh, what more new set of formulas can you think of? Asha's father being Magnifico instead? Making her a PRINCESS?! WHOLE NEW TOP TIER LEVEL TO TACKLE– oh wait

SOMEONE'S ALREADY DOING THAT! YASSS

read it pls, it gud

Anyway, ye, that's honestly the only fun I have from the movie, imagining it's potential

But it's honestly a shame that the potential is missed rather than the potential is oozing... you confused? Okay, what I mean is, missed potential is like those scrapped concepts, oozing potential is like from the movie itself has potential for a few tweaks here and there and boom! Better movie! So ye, Gacha Every math for ya lol

Anyway, ye, it's a shame...

BUT DON'T LET IT STOP YA THERE!!!

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT IF YA URGED TO🔥🔥🔥

YOU, ME, ANYONE, TACKLE THE INGREDIENTS! MAKE A MEAL!! AND WE'LL FEAST!!!

Artist, writer, daydreamer, WHATEVER! I JUST w i s h ;D PEOPLE SHOW THEIR REVISIONS OF THE MOVIE! Let the creativity and fun DRIVE!!!

I SURE I AM! WOOO!!!

Movie fine: 7/10 :)

Revision rush: 9/10 B)

Wish is gud, healed my inner child which is what my constructive criticism is orbit to, so if you're into that thing, stay tuned for more! ^w^

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike misunderstood Vanny’s request,,

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

now playing 🎞️ who (2024) by jimin (cr. anahilation)

[landoffish]

[cowboycannibalism]

one of the things that annoys me so bad right now is seeing letterboxd reviews about Lisa Frankenstein being like "she's such a horrible character", "those people didn't deserve to be killed" blah blah blah

SHUT UP

it's a horror romance!! a girl keeps a reanimated dead guy in her closet and falls in love with him! what did you think was going to happen? it's SUPPOSED to be fucked up and weird and that's part of its charm. quit being boring, let female characters (esp in horror) be messy and chaotic and morally gray.

[some-movies-ive-seen]

The Mitchells vs The Machines

5/10, maybe 4.

I saw some tumblr 🥖s rave about this so thought I’d give it a watch. It was cute ig. It is a kids movie so I’m not gonna whinge about how it felt like it had no idea what it was trying to be. (Like there’s points where there’s cute 2D sketch lines over ‘3D’ characters, very Into the Spider-Man multiverse. And then it wasn’t that, then it was something else. It just felt all over the place at times).

Overall it was fine. I think in a few years time we’re gonna have kids grown up saying things like “child you is thinking robots will take over, and adult you is realising the humans are tapping into your psychological weaknesses to trap you”. A cute spin off of our “childhood is relating to SpongeBob and adulthood is relating to squidward”. There were some cute jokes here and there but they very frequently reused some. Reminded me of how they had Fat Amy be semi hilarious in the first movie and then just milked the shit out of it til the point it wasn’t funny.