#mouth of the water

[samyazasheaven]

Speaking in the third person... AM -- which is I -- AM is satisfied with the sacrifice. He -- that is to say, I -- will spare the village his -- that is to say, my -- wrath for today. I have -- as I said before -- spoken.

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[jesusmyking2024]

[nothing-impt]

The Journey Home

(Poor Ody's been suffering so I decided to let him at least enjoy the view with Hermes :D Tumblr stop screwing over the quality RAHHHH. Guys pls tap on it for better quality �� Zoom in under the cut )

[akiacia]

some of the right words

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[baby-xemnas]

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[collophora]

More minibatch adventure I need a full show maybe too XD

[phoenixcatch7]

Lmao I'd love to see a fic where batman like. Doesn't talk at all. He just 'hn' and 'hrm's his way through the story like a Minecraft villager. All the bat kids understand him perfectly.

I actually know people irl who can do this, and I've done it myself during bad migraines, it's practically a second language, so I know it's totally possible to have full conversations between two speakers XD!

It'd be another degree of separation between Brucie Wayne, the ditzy, breathy playboy and batman, who used up all his vocal spoons for the day and now communicates solely through unintelligible grunts and sharp hand gestures when he doesn't need to talk to strangers.

Unfortunately, the best way to learn grunt speak is the same way most languages are learned, and there's no written word (outside of emoji, of course): immersion. And the justice league are no longer considered strangers.

This leads to:

Hal: which way do we go, spooky? Where's the tracker pointing?

B: *grunt*

Hal: what?

B: *insistent grunt*

Hal:..... Can we point?

B: *dour look* *slowly raises arm to point left down the street* *sharp, insistent grunt*

Hal, dryly: don't strain yourself.

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Damian: greyson. I am calling because father has had an injury and is bed bound for tonight, however Alfred is downstairs and the rest are still on patrol. I am still in the early stages of learning father's intonations. Please translate.

Nightwing, eldest, regularly called for exactly this reason by just about everyone Bruce has ever spoken with since he was a kid, ranging from arkham guards to jl members: *heavy sigh* put him on.

Bruce: hrng...

Nightwing: He's telling you to close the curtains and keep the noise down, he's got a headache.

Damian, over the sound of footsteps and fabric rustling: it truly is just like another language.

N: nah, it's a lot of probability. I've known b for years, I can guess pretty well. There's a lot we can say. For example, that grunt actually carried a lot more meaning, I just trimmed it down.

Damian: truly?

N: yup! If I had to be pedantic, it actually meant 'I am in quite a lot of discomfort, the cause of which is my head, and I am struggling to manage it on my own. Please aid in my cause, my darling sons whom I love dearly -'

Damian: *muffled noise through the phone*

N: that'll be him telling us to shut up. But you can see why I asked you to close the curtains.

Damian: fascinating. I shall take this under advisement.

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B, exhausted after a long day of board meetings as Brucie: *moody silence*

Gordon: Batman, how's it going?

B: *glower* *drawn out grunt*

Gordon: that bad, huh?

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Supes, during a briefing: I believe it would be best if we attacked from the north, we've enough flying members to crest the mountains and ambush then that way - Batman?

B: *quiet grumble, with pointer fingers moving in semicircles*

Supes: ah, I see. You're right, we'd be too visible if the sun rose behind them*turns to see the other members standing behind him* what?

Flash, bowing at the waist, palms together over his head: teach me your ways, oh mighty bat-speaker.

[saturnyukaa]

chimera eva chimera eva chimera eva

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bonus 7: Time moves sideways

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[unpretty]

man. you have to fuck up a waterslide so bad to decapitate a kid. you hear a rollercoaster decapitated a kid and you're like, yeah, that makes sense. that feels like a thing that can happen. but a waterslide? that feels like you must have built a saw trap on purpose.

[queenie-ofthe-void]

The Spicy Six Drink Challenge:

(Based on that viral TikTok challenge where everyone adds a bit of something to the King's Cup, they mix it up and take shots)

Hi, I'm Nancy, and I'm going to add Sprite because I feel like everyone's just going to add liquor.

Hi, I'm Jonathan. I'm going to add orange juice because I heard Eddie say he's going to add half a bottle of Vodka.

Hey everyone, Argyle here. I'm just gonna add a little bit of lemonade because Eddie said he's going to add some Malibu.

Steve here, setting sail on this nasty bullshit of flavor we're making. I'm going to add all of the Coke we have because Eddie told me he's adding, like, a pint of Jack and I don't want to have to carry my boyfriend home.

I'm Eddie. I'm adding a can of Monster because I told each person here that I'm adding different types of alcohol so they'd make the ultimate master mix of flavors, and I'm forcing them to reap what they've sown.

Robin: *adds half of a bottle of gin*

Robin: *takes a shot* I'm gonna kiss Nancy tonight

[beautiesofbygoneeras]

Jocelyn Corona in, "Mexican Plus-Size Model," via Playboy Plus.

[egophiliac]

Where can you play ride kamens? It looks fun looking at your blog but idk where to play

it'll doesn't start until the 30th, but there's some pre-release episodes/character bits that are scattered around the website and twitter! (the links to pre-reg/download are also on the website :D)

honestly I'm really enjoying it just based off of the pre-release stuff, these characters look like they're going to be exactly that blend of ridiculous and emotionally constipated that hits me so right.

[cashmere-caveman]

flint voice all i ever wanted was to walk away from the sea silver voice i never wanted to be a pirate flint voice i feared the man i was about to create. i feared that someone born of such dark things would consume me were i not careful. and i was determined only to wear him for a while and then dispose of him when his purpose was complete. and i thought of that story. billy voice i've watched her follow mad men. i've watched her follow rich men. i've watched her bow before tyrants. but now it's time she had a king. when we're ready, when he's ready, he'll step into the role we've created for him. flint voice when i say there's a war coming, i don't mean with the scarborough. i don't mean with king george or england. civilization is coming and it means to exterminate us. if we are to survive, we must unite behind our own king. billy voice we have no kings here. flint voice i am your king. billy voice but now it's time she had a king. when we're ready, when he's ready, he'll step into the role we've created for him. max voice until then, i remain long john silver. madi voice who is long john silver? silver voice well, that's a very good question. i assume he saw value in the tall tales told about me after that night in the tavern. saw mystery in it, perhaps. use my name upon which to build his story. flint voice one night he was alone on the late watch at anchor in the boston harbour when he sees this man climbing out of the water and onto his ship. a stranger. now, my grandfather thought about ringing the bell, but curiosity got the better of him. the stranger approaches my grandfather and asks him for a little rum. man said that he'd fled his fishing trawler. accused of killing another man. and when asked his name, the man simply replied mr. flint. billy voice when we're ready, when he's ready, he'll step into the role we've created for him. silver voice look, this deal, it's really a terrible idea. there are so many ways it could go wrong. me, i can't help myself. i see an opportunity, i take it. it's a sickness. truly. but you, you can still walk away.

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear