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missing episode: scary-oke '84!
or how Ford discovered zombie weakness!
#okay what if nobody falls in the dumb portal and this trio just find adventures on their smart asses#mostly because of bill#song - Dance Like an Idiot by Lemon Demon#fanart#gravity falls#scary oke#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy#artists on tumblr
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do you miss your family? friends?
#doodle#digital doodle#gf#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#gravity falls doodles#the book of bill#gravity falls fanart#tbob#gravity falls#gravity falls au#2 triangles double the problem au#finally I decided on a name for au!#in this au#even tho this two was the cause of their home dimension being destroyed#mostly because of bill#and their want to be in peace#they still misses the people that didn't judge them#or bill#and still they don't regret doing it#since they did it for their child and that's more important
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Allow me to engage in a little bit of crack ship fan theory:
Twink Bill is canon to Gravity Falls (no takebacks), but is not Bill.
Bill hates Twink Bill.
Ford fucked Twink Bill on the rebound confirmed.
#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#the impostor#bill cipher#billford#mostly this is because i have figured out a way to be incredibly annoying#book of bill#the book of bill
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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drew this bc because i hate sitting thru chapel
#im aware theyre jewish#lemme cook okay#first image is symbolic of how they see themselves#not as they truly are morally#wait maybe i could do a mini analysis of my own art here#i chose their younger selves to represent here mostly because old stan looked dumb af in that devil costume#and ford also looked funny like that#and it wasnt rlly suitable for the tone of the piece i was going for#it’s representative of the first cracks forming in their teenage years#theyre facing away from each other#ford has his eyes closed as he aims upwards#while stan is grounded and intentionally uncomfortable#eyes towards ford#its the childlike beginnings of ford’s god complex and stan’s self-demonisation#gravity falls#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford pines#yay#my art#also the triangle is supposed to somewhat look like a spotlight#but also yknow related to bill#yes its a mother mother problems lyric#because i think problems kinda fits stan LOL#wow loads of tags
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BILLDUMP TIME (with transparency, because I can). Don't mind me, I'm just yeeting my goofy art at some way more talented individuals out of nowhere and then hauling ass back to the security of being a weird silent lurker ahaha
@tesscourtes and @beccadrawsstuff, respectively! These two Bills make a little prism of sorts together because of their recent crossovers on Patreon~ :3c Speaking of which, I highly recommend supporting both these artists! They do fantastic work! (TessCourtes and Beccup)
@qoolk on the left, and @monobmp on the right! I am such a sucker for these outfits~ OuO Go and check these two out, their art is phenomenal!!! >u<
@1spooky2me The most difficult Bill of the lot for me to draw, ahaha... Their art is so incredibly consistent and dynamic, I am, a little envious <:,) A little envious, but mostly impressed, so go look at their amazing art, what are you waiting for
And finally, @ckret2, whose writing is sublimely in-character and just a delight to read - they're a great artist, as well! I simply Could Not resist drawing their Bill in this ridiculous incredible and very fashionable pink feather dress, even though he only briefly wears it in their fic, so I also did a little bonus doodle of him in his standard hoodie to make up for it. XD (Also, as far as I'm concerned, Bill and Mabel were both correct in that lime green accessories make the dress Much Better.)
This is just a small selection of the human Bill designs I enjoy. I may draw and post more later on, who knows! Feel free to reblog with some neat Bill designs, either your own or by other folks - if any of the designs particularly call to me, I'll add them to the little list I've got going~ :D (Alternatively, if you really like my stuff and want me to draw something specific, you could...mmm...perhaps, commission me...? OuO)
Also I'm tagging Billford because uhhhh yeah, sorry not sorry, every single one of these Bills is getting shipped with Ford by the artists in some way or another, lmao
#fanart#gravity falls#bill cipher#human bill cipher#human bill design#billford#bill is just so Gender#regardless of whether or not he's a triangle. just. such Gender. wow#honestly tempted to draw the OG twink!bill and the mangopablo save-the-town!bill just for funzies#i may also attempt to draw alex hirsch's “canon” human!bill but uhhhh who knows LOL#i kinda feel like he made the design extra ugly just to poke fun at the fandom#so the “canon” aspect of it is kinda up in the air for me personally LMAO#not sure if i drew goldilocks!bill thicc enough tbh#just. look. it's hard to draw a person who is as close to triangular as a human can possibly get. ok??? ok#I TRIED AND THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT OnO#in other news why did these turn out so much better than the drawings of my own design??? wtf that's so rude#get it together ME this is fukken embarrassing#btw if i draw something for you and you respond to thank me only to have me say nothing back it's because i am very awkward and anxious lol#there is also the adhd which makes me forget that i failed to respond like a normal person would have ahahahaha o-o#but mostly it's the horrors of being perceived for more than the two seconds it takes to yeet an art at a person O-O#why am i like this? good question! maybe i'll have an answer someday when i can actually afford therapy XD#I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASLEEP FIVE HOURS AGO
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let's make a deal!
#i really liked drawing this mostly because the brushes i used felt therapeutic. I ove scribbling#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#2024#i suppose i should tag#billford#for conveniences sake#grapeart
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this can't end well
#gravity falls#bill cipher#ford pines#billford#this is the real reason they got married#bill forced him#ford wasnt complaining tho#mostly because bill would kill him#Do you ever think about the fact that skin is an organ
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M*A*S*H should have introduced a character who also hated the war and army but strongly disliked Hawkeye on a personal level. That would have made for good drama I think.
#m*a*s*h#mash#Charles doesn't fit the bill because a.) You sort of got the sense that he actually kind of liked Hawkeye sometimes#and b.) He mostly hated the army for personally inconveniencing him. And that isn't what I'm going for.
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Shout out to all the villains that call they're archenemies pet names
✨ Bonus points if its just their name with "sy" at the end.
#batjokes#billford#CAUSE THEY'RE THE SAME FUCKING THING#saiouma#<- god kill me that i tagged this but its true#davesport#spideypool#<- to an extent#poolverine#batman#joker#bruce wayne#dc comics#the joker#dc#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#danganronpa#marvel#spiderman#deadpool#dsaf#THIS IS MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAVE THE WORST BRAIN ROT OVER BATJOKES AND BILLFORDIMLOOSINGITIMLOOSINGNIT
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so god forbid i’m seen just as an average human being
#bill cipher#andrew kryptos#gravity falls#not gonna tag flatland because it seems too tangentially related but you guys get why i draw their mortal designs grayscale and victorian#for anyone going 'what's going on with baby bill's chest???' that's a victorian scoliosis brace#they're mostly covered by clothes usually but with a low collar you would be able to see parts of it#i usually translate his mild irregularity to scoliosis#just realized there's no full drawing of canon era bill in his stupid used car salesman suit. ah well#just know the jacket has a smilar triangle shape to the jacket he wears in the last flatland era drawing and has triangle buttons#you guys have seen it i posted that design before#a good portion of these drawings is just me going 'hee hee victorian fashion fun.' loved drawing andy's stupid big coat#also-- if you notice there's a jump in bill's clothing quality from the pictures where he's around 8 to the one where he's a teen#that's chuck's doing. he was like 'well if you're going to work in a tailor shop you should look the part >:('#and bought bill a 'uniform' so he had some nicer clothes. bill's folks don't really bother getting him nicer clothes most of the time#but if someone else is paying they won't turn it down and he picked up on that
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I need sleep
#:) :p but combined#something something possession joke these past two days have been filled with nothing but triangles#i cant rant about it to anyone in person so you guys have to suffer sorry#background text is mostly backwards messages about bills family#hes really trying to ignore it#ibis paint says this took 8 hours but most of those hours were me dilly dallying and watching timeline videos and looking at more codes#my brain feels like those kirby vs bill cipher videos rigjt now#no i dont know who would win#if anyone who knows nothing about gravity falls wants to hear about it let me know because i could talk for hours#please please please please#um ok tag time#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#should i tag the website?#probably not#turtle's art hoard
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bill cipher stop projecting onto other characters challenge ! (impossible)
#love how hes obsessed with ford (mostly) due to their similarities yet hates stan because of their similarities#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#stanford pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#grunkle ford#ford pines#pacifica northwest#gravity falls pacifica#and probably other characters im not thinking of
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Glen Powell is not working his ass off to bring romantic tension and visible yearning back to movies only for his kissing scenes to be left on the cutting room floor!
#twisters#twisters spoilers#i guess#glen powell#it’s a fun movie with a (mostly) great cast#but it’s also a deeply romantic movie and it blew my mind that they ended it they way they did#three of his most recent films are literally rom-coms#actually four if you count top gun: maverick (which I do)#the original twister ended on bill paxton and helen hunt swapping spit like it was going out of style#why on EARTH wouldn’t they do that in the sequel too???#i guess that’s why we have ao3#expecting to see some Tyler/Kate action up on there soon#i am even considering putting some energy towards Boone/Tyler#because those characters gave off some real ‘explored each others’ bodies’ energy
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Rly low effort human bill cipher
(he wears lipstick and eyeliner :] ) (also ik the scarring and the missing eye situation isn't accurate I drew this in 10 minutes so shhhhh)
#digital art#fanart#gravity falls#bill cipher#my art#i need to rewatch gravity falls#i wasnt a gravity falls fan between the ages of 12 and 15 i was a steven universe fan#mostly because steven universe was still airing and gravity falls wasnt and also i didnt have disney but i did have cn
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Fantasy High Gravity Falls au:
Opens with riz and fig sitting next to each other upstairs listening to their parents argue: namely, gilear and sandra lynn are arguing with each other, and gorthalax and sklonda are trying to mediate
The cause of the argument is, of course, the revelation that fig is not gilear’s biological daughter with the growing in of her horns
Gorthalax, not having known that fig was his biologically, now wants to be a part of his daughter’s life: riz and sklonda are there because he’s dating sklonda
This is the first time riz and fig have met. It’s super awkward! Very wow i can’t believe im meeting this girl because her mom cheated on her dad. Wow i cant believe im meeting this guy because my mom cheated on my dad with his moms boyfriend
Anyways, sklonda and gorthalax are like, “clearly you and gilear need some time and space to figure things out, and the kids really shouldn’t have to deal with this. Why don’t we send them away for the summer?”
“Where?”
Gorthalax: “well, i grew up in this lovely town called Gravity Falls. I have a friend there—”
“Friend?”
“Well, I’m not exactly sure what else to call him. Friend is about as accurate a description that I can apply. Ex-boss?”
“Fair. But we’re really going to send the kids to stay with him?”
“It’ll be a good learning experience!”
Anyways riz and fig get sent to Gravity Falls to live with one Arthur Aguefort who runs the Mystery Shack
For some reason despite never having been affiliated with a school in any capacity, he insists they call him Principal Aguefort. He’s the most unhelpful adult either riz or fig have met in their entire lives, but he provides them with rooms and food, so that’s chill. They can entertain themselves anyways.
Gorgug, Adaine, Kristen, and Fabian are all Gravity Falls residents. Gorgug and Adaine work at the mystery shack part time, Fabian’s this weird rich kid who hangs around with them for no apparent reason, kristen is way too casual about the cult that she escaped from and constantly talks about how she and adaine live in the woods with a pack of werewolves
There’s a werewolf episode where they actually meet said werewolves: enter tracker and jawbone
Anyways, fig and riz get to know each other over the course of the summer and grow close with the other gravity falls kids as they get into fun and delightful adventures
Riz finds a journal at some point early in the summer with a feather burned into the cover, and uses this to guide all his friends in their adventures
At some point, they meet adaine’s sister who still lives with their parents after she reluctantly comes to adaine and her friends for help exorcising their mansion. It turns out it’s a trap to try to kidnap adaine back home. Adaine lets (read: commands) the ghosts haunting her old family home to kill her dad. The van with hands chases their mom into the woods. No one is particularly sad about either of these events. Aelwyn is going to take over this mansion and fill it with the cats she always wanted but could never have. Adaine, kristen, and their werewolf adoptive family move in. there are MANY sleepovers.
At some point there’s an episode where the kids find out that Fabian is part mermaid when his pirate mermaid family comes to visit
At some point there’s an episode about ghosts and the afterlife where riz gets to say hi to his dad briefly
As the summer progresses, fig grows more comfortable with her demon heritage. Sklonda, Gorthalax, Gilear, and Sklonda visit to check in on their kids on weekends when they can, and fig delights in getting to know her bio dad and repairing her relationship with gilear, and she basically adopts sklonda as a second mom, and she’s really excited to have riz as a brother, plus they’ve made all these really cool friends that she can keep in touch with now.
Riz, on the other hand, can’t stop thinking about what’s going to happen when the summer ends. He’s gotten attached to Fig as a sister, and when the summer ends and her parents sort out their problems is that going to mean that they’re going to go back to how they were before? He doesn’t want to leave his new friends behind, he doesn’t want to go back to the way his life was before, he doesn’t want to lose any of this
Theres an episode where the kids track down gorgugs parents
It’s either about how his bio parents had their memories of gorgug wiped and the bad kids tracking them down and solving that mystery
Or is just completely normal.
“Hey gorgug do you want to find your bio parents?”
“Huh. sounds fun. sure!”
There’s an episode where the kids find arthur’s stash of fake identities.
“Who the fuck is Barthur Baguefort?”
“It’s Arthur wearing sunglasses.”
There’s an episode where the bad kids encounter and probably kill kristen’s former cult
None of the kids are particularly close to Arthur. They don’t really care about the secrets he’s hiding.
At some point, riz is trying to solve some conspiracy or the other, and this is when kalina first appears to him
At some point, the kids wake up to find arthur’s left his secret basement door room open when the kids are having a sleepover. They go in as the portal is opening, and out steps the author of the journals: ayda aguefort.
She’s been traversing the multiverse after an argument with her dad got her thrown in there during one of her research projects. Traversing the multiverse was kind of chill, actually, she’s got a hunger for knowledge and boy did she learn a lot on her adventures
She joins the bad kids on their adventures, and fig is of course delighted to have another friend (and maybe more!)
The time the kids have left before summer ends grows shorter and shorter.
Kalina appears to fig. She makes her an offer, she wants to make a deal. Fig could be gilears biological daughter, if she wants. She could have parents who never cheated on each other, she could go back to her happy idyllic childhood.
Fig does not take the deal. The entire summer for her was finding the silver lining, was learning how to repair relationships and move forwards. If her heritage never came to light, she never would have grown her family basically three times as large
So kalina goes to riz. And riz is so, so desperate. All he wants in the world is a guarantee that people won’t leave him. And kalina? Delivers.
So riz is thrown into a bubble dimension with his devoted partner created to fulfill his deal in the most monkeys paw of situations: enter baron from the baronies
The thing kalina gets out of this deal is for the Nightmare King to be let into their realm, bringing the apocalypse into gravity falls one weekend when riz and figs parents are visiting
The bad kids now have to save riz and defeat the nightmare king. Power of friendship time!
Pooling together collective knowledge from everyone’s adventures: the parents, who used to live in gravity falls, ayda, whos been traversing dimensions, the bad kids, who’ve been messing about with random stuff all summer, they piece together the nightmare king’s story
Kristen’s old cult is plot relevant now! It turns out that they were a doomsday cult and hundreds of years ago, sacrificed the being known as the nightmare king in an attempt to bring about the end of times. They thought it didn’t work, but they’re probably delighted that it’s finally happening
Kristen had escaped the cult because she was being set up to be the sacrifice for apocalypse attempt part 2. This makes her uniquely suited to extend a hand.
“Oh, dude, I totally get what you’re going through. But like, me and my friends completely wiped out those guys-like, killed—”
“Killed? What have you kids been up to? I knew we shouldn’t have trusted aguefort with children—”
“So it’s chill now! And like, bringing about the apocalypse is only going to give them what they want, so maybe don’t do that. I get it though, like I’ve been exactly where you are. Like, exactly. Crazy how the world works, right? Anyways, my name’s Kristen. What’s yours?”
Enter cassandra!
The summer wraps up. The question remains: where do they go from here?
Sandra lynn and gilear have decided that separating is the best option for them. And over their visits, sandra lynns gotten to know jawbone and there’s definitely something there…
I think it’s kind of bittersweet. Sandra lynn and fig move in with jawbone, and sklonda and riz and gorthalax go back to their old place. Summer doesn’t last forever, as much as anyone might want it to, but you don’t need to go back to how you were before. Gorthalax visits fig all the time, and when he can, riz joins, and when sklonda can, she comes along as well. She’s got friends in gravity falls too. Maybe it’s about learning to trust that people will put in the effort to keep up with each other when it gets more difficult. Maybe it’s about the family you find along the way, and the ways you’ll always keep them. Maybe life doesn’t work out how you thought. Maybe reality sets in, overtaking the summer haze. Maybe it’s better. Who knows?
Where did kalina go? What was her whole deal? I have no idea.
#fantasy high#fanfiction#i had a lot of fun just messing around with this#mostly started thinking about this au because#there's an imaginary multimedia fan creation that's a book of bill parody#book of baron you know what i mean#fics I probably won't write
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