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*video of a married couple happy about the way that they live and operate*
commenter: boy just wait til they get divorced bc of unfaithfulness and both of them are miserable and-
Shut !! Up !! Go touch grass and experience the sun for once in your life !!
#most times they may be trolls#BUT IM SICK OF THEM#I donât care about what or with whom you may disagree#but thatâs not cool to say ever!! under any circumstance!!#have fun being single your whole life because all youâre expecting out of life is despair and damage#what a good life youâre living. how productive and full of joy. must be so nice#nobodyâs listening L#people nowadays anger me more than anything#everyone really is void of gratitude. what happened.#everyone is EXPERTS at complaining and projecting their problems and complaints onto other people#God I know the Fall is where we Went Wrong but how do we Keep Going Wrong#im sick of it on this dusty earth can I go home to glory please
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I donât know what I expected today, but I most definitely did not expect to be told, in Russian, that I deserve to die by strangulation bc Iâm not âfulfilling my destinyâ by choosing not to have kids.
#context this was on a YouTube comment directed at me out of idk how many similar comments#apparently being born with a uterus means your entire lifeâs purpose is to have children#was also called selfish for being child-free#the irony here is how much I love kids#I love my role as auntie and supporting those kids#I literally LOVED working with kids the most in all my time in health care#though I havenât chosen a speciality I know I want to go into a specialty that allows me to work with kids at least some of the time#I may very well do rural FM and end up delivering a fair few babies#but nah since Iâm not birthing them out of my own vagina Iâm literally useless#was likely just an internet troll but they may also really believe what theyâre saying#oh they also told me that my marriage / any partnership is pointless without kids#seems like they think the only differences bw married and just friends is money and sex#and ofc sex without reproduction is let fulfilling your destiny omfg#fun fact yâall a marriage type relationship can just be about support and connection that you want with only that one person!#ugh people suck
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Me not being able to tell whether Kaname is serious or not when he said Zero is the one who understands him the most. Like itâs half and half. He sounds like heâs being self deprecating to make Yuuki hate him cuz he knows Zero hates him already đŞ
#vampire knight#kaname kuran#vampire knight memories#some stuff Kaname says I donât take serious#thatâs why so many hate him cuz they always take him literally#you know heâs shitting half the time to get people to hate him more đ#heâs kind of a troll low key#always trying to keep people in the shadows#like pls that would be giving zero too much credit#like he knows zero thinks the worst of him already and he wants yuuki to think the worst of him too so he says that zero is right about him#zero always hated Kaname#even before he found out he âruined his life#me in the bushes saying bullshit! lol#and it doesnât help Kaname sees himself as a monster#so ofc he thinks zero understands him the most#zero may notice some things about Kaname cuz heâs observant sometimes but that doesnât mean he truly understands Kaname#thats yuuki#thats why he said âin a way so thereâs some truth but itâs not fully true
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He clapped the young leader on his arm, then stepped back, indicating that Baine should proceed to his peopleâs traditional place on the left of the warchiefâs throne. At least Garrosh had made no effort to demote the tauren. Baine noted that Lorâthemar was now on the right side of Garrosh, and next to the blood elvesâ sea of gold and red was the green skin of the goblins. Sylvanas and her Forsaken were directly opposite the orc, and Volâjin and his trolls sat next to Baine.
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âOut of all the leaders, save Gallywixâwho is supportive merely because he sees coins to be madeâyou are the only one who doesnât question your warchief. Not even when Sylvanas tries to play upon your sympathy. I respect that, elf. Know that your loyalty to me is duly noted.â âThe Horde embraced and supported my people when no one else would,â Lorâthemar replied. âI will not forget that. And so, my loyalty, and that of my people, is to the Horde.â Unease stirred in Garrosh as he noticed a slight emphasis on Lorâthemarâs last word. âI am the Hordeâs warchief, Lorâthemar. And as such, I am the Horde.â âYou are its warchief,â Lorâthemar said, agreeing readily. âIs that all you wish of me? My people are anxious to return home and prepare for the war that is to come.â âOf course,â Garrosh said. âYou may go.â Lorâthemar had said nothing inflammatory, but the unease did not dissipate as Garrosh regarded the sea of red and gold move toward the gates of Orgrimmar. âThat one is worth watching,â he said to Malkorok.
just made me think that at the same time garrosh despised the blood elves as much as he despised everyone who isn't an orc (and even some of them) he really wanted them to be his loyal underlings except lor'themar hates his guts and was just careful not to show it âĽď¸
#it's the fact he doesn't offer sylvanas aid in her plea to protect the sin'dorei and don't act suspicious#but at the same time#the one bit where they talk and garrosh speaks of his loyalty#and he says his loyalty and that of his people is to the horde#and garrosh is all 'i am the warchief. i am the horde.'#and lor'themar just replies 'you are the warchief' ????#king behavior#Âť out of character â ânumber one elf apologist.â#like... taking the place of honor from the trolls and giving it to the belfs#wanting to talk directly to lor to acknowledge his 'loyalty' while saying no one else was that loyal#if he was a cheap bitch lor'themar may have taken the scraps but he is not#and he's not dumb most of all and he knew sooner or later garrosh would come for his people too#it's the fact garrosh was so easily played tbh#until he was not and fucked over the belfs but oh well#i just think that's interesting#lor'themar vc: as if i'd be on the side that has garrosh and gallywix. lol. lmao even.
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There should be a guy who goes around and is like a referee or judge for online arguments in comments or forums. I think id be very funny and teach people about fallacies and non sequiturs.
#unfortunately most arguments are between a bigot and someone rightfully pissed off#and many times bigots rely on being better at debate to push their argument#rather than using sources#and they are defending something gross or evil usually#also it may encourage flame wars or trolling
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The discussions around whether or not to vote for Kamala keep being dominated by very loud voices shouting that anyone who advocates for her âjust doesn't care about Palestine!â and âis willing to overlook genocide!â and âhas no moral backbone at all!â And while some of these voices will be bots, trolls, psyops - we know that this happens; we know that trying to persuade progressives to split the vote or not vote at all is a strategy employed by hostile actors - of course many of them won't be. But what this rhetoric does is continually force the âyou should vote for herâ crowd onto the back foot of having to go to great lengths writing entire essays justifying their choice, while the âdon't vote/vote third partyâ crowd is basically never asked to justify their choice. It frames voting for Kamala as a deeply morally compromised position that requires extensive justification while framing not voting or voting third party as the neutral and morally clean stance.
So here's another way of looking at it. How much are you willing to accept in order to feel like you're not compromising your morals on one issue?
Are you willing to accept the 24% rise in maternal deaths - and 39% increase for Black women - that is expected under a federal abortion ban, according to the Centre for American Progress? Those percentages represent real people who are alive now who would die if the folks behind Project 2025 get their way with reproductive healthcare.
Are you willing to accept the massive acceleration of climate change that would result from the scrapping of all climate legislation? We don't have time to fuck around with the environment. A gutting of climate policy and a prioritisation of fossil fuel profits, which is explicitly promised by Trump, would set the entire world back years - years that we don't have.
Are you willing to accept the classification of transgender visibility as inherently âpornographicâ and thus the removal of trans people from public life? Are you willing to accept the total elimination of legal routes for gender-affirming care? The people behind the Trump campaign want to drive queer and trans people back underground, back into the closet, back into âcriminalityâ. This will kill people. And it's maddening that caring about this gets called âprioritising white gays over brown people abroadâ as if it's not BIPOC queer and trans Americans who will suffer the most from legislative queer- and transphobia, as they always do.
Are you willing to accept the domestic deployment of the military to crack down on protests and enforce racist immigration policy? I'm sure it's going to be very easy to convince huge numbers of normal people to turn up to protests and get involved in political organising when doing so may well involve facing down an army deployed by a hardcore authoritarian operating under the precedent that nothing he does as president can ever be illegal.
Are you willing to accept a president who openly talks about wanting to be a dictator, plans on massively expanding presidential powers, dehumanises his political enemies and wants the DOJ to âgo after themâ, and assures his supporters they won't have to vote again? If you can't see the danger of this staring you right in the face, I don't know what to tell you. Allowing a wannabe dictator to take control of the most powerful country on earth would be absolutely disastrous for the entire world.
Are you willing to accept an enormous uptick in fascism and far-right authoritarianism worldwide? The far right in America has huge influence over an entire international network of âanti-globalistsâ, hardcore anti-immigrant xenophobes, transphobic extremists, and straight-up fascists. Success in America aids and emboldens these people everywhere.
Are you willing to accept an enormous number of preventable deaths if America faces a crisis in the next four years: a public health emergency, a natural disaster, an ecological catastrophe? We all saw how Trump handled Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico. We all saw how Trump handled Covid-19. He fanned the flames of disaster with a constant flow of medical misinformation and an unspeakably dangerous undermining of public health experts. It's estimated that 40% of US pandemic deaths could have been avoided if the death rates had corresponded to those in other high-income countries. That amounts to nearly half a million people. One study from January 2021 estimated between around 4,200 and 12,200 preventable deaths attributable purely to Trump's statements about masks. We're highly unlikely to face another global pandemic in the next few years but who knows what crises are coming down the pipeline?
Are you willing to accept the attempted deportation of millions - millions - of undocumented people? This is ârounding people up and throwing them into camps where no one ever hears from them againâ territory. That's a blueprint for genocide right there and it's a core tenet of both Trump's personal policy and Project 2025. And of course they wouldn't be going after white people. They most likely wouldn't even restrict their tyranny to people who are actually undocumented. Anyone racially othered as an âimmigrantâ would be at risk from this.
Are you willing to accept not just the continuation of the current situation in Palestine, but the absolute annihilation of Gaza and the obliteration of any hope for imminent peace? There is no way that Trump and the people behind him would not be catastrophically worse for Gaza than Kamala or even Biden. Only recently he was telling donors behind closed doors that he wanted to âset the [Palestinian] movement back 25 or 30 yearsâ and that âany student that protests, I throw them out of the countryâ. This is not a man who can be pushed in a direction more conducive to peace and justice. This is a man who listens to his wealthy donors, his Christian nationalist Republican allies, and himself.
Are you willing to accept a much heightened risk of nuclear war? Obviously this is hardly a Trump policy promise. But I can't think of a single president since the Cold War who is more likely to deploy nuclear weapons, given how casually he talks about wanting to use them and how erratic and unstable he can be in his dealings with foreign leaders. To quote Foreign Policy only this year, âTrump told a crowd in January that one of the reasons he needed immunity was so that he couldnât be indicted for using nuclear weapons on a city.â That's reassuring. I'm not even in the US and I remember four years of constant background low-level terror that Trump would take offence at something some foreign leader said or think that he needs to personally intervene in some military situation to âsort it outâ and decide to launch the entire world into nuclear war. No one sane on earth wants the most powerful person on the planet to be as trigger-happy and careless with human life as he is, especially if he's running the White House like a dictator with no one ever telling him no. But depending on what Americans do in November, he may well be inflicted again on all of us, and I guess we'll all just have to hope that he doesn't do the worst thing imaginable.
âBut I don't want those things! Stop accusing me of supporting things I don't support!â Yes, of course you don't want those things. None of us does. No one's saying that you actively support them. No one's accusing you of wanting Black women to die from ectopic pregnancies or of wanting to throw Hispanic people in immigrant detention centres or of wanting trans people to be outlawed (unlike, I must point out, the extremely emotive and personal accusations that get thrown around about âwanting Palestinian children to dieâ if you encourage people to vote for Kamala).
But if you're advocating against voting for Kamala, you are clearly willing to accept them as possible consequences of your actions. That is the deal you're making. If a terrible thing happening is the clear and easily foreseeable outcome of your action (or in the case of not voting, inaction), in a way that could have been prevented by taking a different and just as easy action, you are partly responsible for that consequence. (And no, it's not âa fear campaignâ to warn people about things he's said, things he wants to do, and plans drawn up by his close allies. This is not âoooh the Democrats are trying to bully you into voting for them by making him out to be really bad so you'll feel scared and vote for Kamala!â He is really bad, in obvious and documented and irrefutable ways.)
And if you believe that âboth parties are the same on Gazaâ (which, you know, they really aren't, but let's just pretend that they are) then presumably you accept that the horrors being committed there will continue, in the immediate term anyway, regardless of who wins the presidency. Because there really isn't some third option that will appear and do everything we want. It's going to be one of those two. And we can talk all day about wanting a better system or how unfair it is that every presidential election only ever has two viable candidates and how small the Overton window is and all that but hell, we are less than eighty days out from the election; none of that is going to get fixed between now and November. Electoral reform is a long-term (but important!) goal, not something that can be effected in the span of a couple of months by telling people online to vote third party. There is no âinstant ceasefire and peace negotiationâ button that we're callously overlooking by encouraging people to vote for Kamala. (My god, if there was, we would all be pressing it.)
If we're suggesting people vote for her, it's not that we âare willing to overlook genocideâ or âdon't care about sacrificing brown people abroadâ or whatever. Nothing is being âoverlookedâ here. It's that we're simply not willing to accept everything else in this post and more on top of continued atrocities in Gaza. We're not willing to take Trump and his godawful far-right authoritarian agenda as an acceptable consequence of feeling like we have the moral high ground on Palestine. I cannot stress enough that if Kamala doesn't win, we - we all, in the whole world - get Trump. Are you willing to accept that?
And one more point to address: I've seen too many people act frighteningly flippant and naĂŻve about terrible things Trump or his campaign want to do, with the idea that people will simply be able to prevent all these bad things by âorganisingâ and âprotestingâ and âcollective actionâ. âI'm not willing to accept these things; that's why I'll fight them tooth and nail every day of their administrationâ - OK but if you're not even willing to cast a vote then I have doubts about your ability to form âthe Resistanceâ, which by the way would have to involve cooperation with people of lots of progressive political stripes in order to have the manpower to be effective, and if you're so committed to political purity that you view temporarily lending your support to Kamala at the ballot box as an untenable betrayal of everything you stand for then forgive me for also doubting your ability to productively cooperate with allies on the ground with whom you don't 100% agree. Plus, if the Trump campaign gets its way, American progressives would be kept so busy trying to put out about twenty different fires at once that you'd be able to accomplish very little. Maybe you get them to soften their stance on trans healthcare but oh shit, the climate policies are still in place. But more importantly, how many people do you think will protest for abortion rights if doing so means staring down a gun? Or organise to protect their neighbours from deportation if doing so means being thrown in prison yourself? And OK, maybe you're sure that you will, but history has shown us time and time again that most people won't. Most people aren't willing to face that kind of personal risk. And a tiny number of lefties willing to risk incarceration or death to protect undocumented people or trans people or whatever other groups are targeted is sadly not enough to prevent the horrors from happening. That is small fry compared to the full might of a determined state. Of course if the worst happens and Trump wins then you should do what you can to mitigate the harm; I'm not saying you shouldn't. But really the time to act is now. You have an opportunity right here to mitigate the harm and it's called ânot letting him get electedâ. Act now to prevent that kind of horrific authoritarian situation from developing in the first place; don't sit this one out under the naĂŻve belief that âwe'll be able to stop it if it happensâ. You won't.
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researching about russia does make you paranoid because they do go to such extreme lengths sometimes to persecute people who do barely anything against the regime.
like, i know they're not trying to poison ME for just some social media posts, i'm not russian or near russia, but that comes to mind when i feel sick (when I haven't been sick since covid in 2022), or if I get some sort of scam online, I think they're targeting me specifically
It's almost 99% unlikely... but you can't put anything past them at this point.
i mean, if i were actually being effective, which would be more likely if i had a wide audience, i can see they might -- might-- try something. but i'm a nobody.
plus i'm really tired rn which makes me irrational (I'm sooo tired that I think i might be sick, which triggered all this. More than even the normal tiredness after running around all weekend - just 4 visits 4 miles away.... but also with some paranoia about them bc I HAVE had incidents before. when you've had something happen it does appear more prominently in your mind)
I do comment and share things I can't help but share... because I can't stay silent. when people are so immune to seeing evil in front of their face
and I don't look at replies to comments on youtube or instagram bc I know a lot are probably negative, perhaps trolls (i've seen some and I don't need that negativity)
#i unfriended my uncle bc he was making irrational comments on fb#i can't keep replying to his conspiracy addled comments#every time i write about russia he's like waht about america it does all this bad and we aren't free and i'm like#don't you see#and he's like we're propping up ukraine#ha maybe he's targeting me#all this silliness online about nazis and Jews being nazis or wahtever#i literally saw a post today about how Jews are causing the war because they want to make a nother jewish state or??? some nonsens#you have to have integrity and sense of reality#and i know ppl aren't targeting me#perhaps with words i'm not listening to them bc they're iditos#most likely trolls#im' so tired i feel like i may be sick both today and yesterday#my mind isn't working. that sounds like covid#but i have no other symptoms#stomach hurt some last night but...#it's novichok!!#ahah
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Terry Pratchett about fantasy â¤
Terry Pratchett interview in The Onion, 1995 (x)
O: Youâre quite a writer. Youâve a gift for language, youâre a deft hand at plotting, and your books seem to have an enormous amount of attention to detail put into them. Youâre so good you could write anything. Why write fantasy?
Terry: I had a decent lunch, and Iâm feeling quite amiable. Thatâs why youâre still alive. I think youâd have to explain to me why youâve asked that question.
O: Itâs a rather ghettoized genre.
Terry: This is true. I cannot speak for the US, where I merely sort of sell okay. But in the UK I think every bookâ I think Iâve done twenty in the seriesâ since the fourth book, every one has been one the top ten national bestsellers, either as hardcover or paperback, and quite often as both. Twelve or thirteen have been number one. Iâve done six juveniles, all of those have nevertheless crossed over to the adult bestseller list. On one occasion I had the adult best seller, the paperback best-seller in a different title, and a third book on the juvenile bestseller list. Now tell me again that this is a ghettoized genre.
O: Itâs certainly regarded as less than serious fiction.
Terry: (Sighs) Without a shadow of a doubt, the first fiction ever recounted was fantasy. Guys sitting around the campfireâ Was it you who wrote the review? I thought I recognized itâ Guys sitting around the campfire telling each other stories about the gods who made lightning, and stuff like that. They did not tell one another literary stories. They did not complain about difficulties of male menopause while being a junior lecturer on some midwestern college campus.
Fantasy is without a shadow of a doubt the ur-literature, the spring from which all other literature has flown. Up to a few hundred years ago no one would have disagreed with this, because most stories were, in some sense, fantasy. Back in the middle ages, people wouldnât have thought twice about bringing in Death as a character who would have a role to play in the story. Echoes of this can be seen in Pilgrimâs Progress, for example, which hark back to a much earlier type of storytelling. The epic of Gilgamesh is one of the earliest works of literature, and by the standard we would apply nowâ a big muscular guys with swords and certain godlike connectionsâ Thatâs fantasy. The national literature of Finland, the Kalevala. Beowulf in England. I cannot pronounce Bahaghvad-Gita but the Indian one, you know what I mean. The national literature, the one that underpins everything else, is by the standards that we apply now, a work of fantasy.
Now I donât know what youâd consider the national literature of America, but if the words Moby Dick are inching their way towards this conversation, whatever else it was, it was also a work of fantasy. Fantasy is kind of a plasma in which other things can be carried. I donât think this is a ghetto. This is, fantasy is, almost a sea in which other genres swim. Now it may be that there has developed in the last couple of hundred years a subset of fantasy which merely uses a different icongraphy, and that is, if you like, the serious literature, the Booker Prize contender. Fantasy can be serious literature. Fantasy has often been serious literature. You have to fairly dense to think that Gulliverâs Travels is only a story about a guy having a real fun time among big people and little people and horses and stuff like that. What the book was about was something else. Fantasy can carry quite a serious burden, and so can humor. So what youâre saying is, strip away the trolls and the dwarves and things and put everyone into modern dress, get them to agonize a bit, mention Virginia Woolf a few times, and there! Hey! Iâve got a serious novel. But you donât actually have to do that.
(Pauses) That was a bloody good answer, though I say it myself.
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getting the trolls movie ad and hearing i want you back should not take me out but it did
#before i became an nsync fan (this year)#i would only be familiar with bye bye bye and a little bit of itâs gonna be me#and i guess merry christmas happy holidays around christmas time#and i guesssss technically pop in jimmy neutron lol#but hearing i want you back in a trailer i didnât expect in 2023 ok#which yeah i know the whole movies thing is itâs about boybands#and nsync is making an appearance đđđ#my sisters and i may be seeing the movie for nsync đđđ#trolls is a cute movie though so i am sure itâs fun#maybe itâs because i am younger than most nsync fans#but i personally never really was familiar with iwyb#until my sisters and i started getting into them#so idk maybe itâs a more well known song and i am just stupid lol#bluebell talks
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Crackfic Idea:
30-year-old Zuko gets randomly flung back in time to his 16-year-old self. For a couple of hours at a time. At the most random times imaginable. Imagine the potential.
Zuko assumes that it's a dream or a vision, but definitely not real. He tries not to freak everybody out too badly, but he's also fully enjoying himself and seeing all of his friends as their young selves.
ZUKO, as he and Aang circle each other at the South Pole: I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training, meditating. You're just a [Spirit Shwoop Sound] ... baby Aang!
AANG, confused: Well, more like preteen Aang. How do you know my name?
ZUKO, looking around: Wait, where are we?
AANG: Um... this is the-
SOKKA: Don't answer him! He's trying to get information out of you. You can't give away our location!
KATARA: Sokka, he's standing in the middle of our village. I think he knows.
ZUKO: We're here? This is so weird. I was just here for the Annual Penguin Race.
AANG: THERE'S AN ANNUAL PENGUIN RACE?!
ZUKO: Well, yeah, it was your idea... you gave a whole speech about cross-cultural cooperation and friendship, but I know you just wanted to go penguin sledding with a bunch of people...
AANG: Well, I-
SOKKA: Stop giving him more information! He already knows about the penguins!
Everybody else is confused, bewildered and even befuddled except for Iroh, who assumes that it's Spirit Shenanigansâ˘ď¸ and just fully accepts that his nephew likes tea and hugs and Pai Sho sometimes while being his usual shouty surly traumaball self at others.
ZUKO, stepping into the cabin: Hi, Uncle. I brought you some ginseng. How about a game of Pai Sho?
IROH, tearing up a little: I would love that, my nephew.
ZUKO: I wish we could do this more often, but you live so far away...
IROH, mentally calculating that he lives exactly three doors away from Zuko, and nodding sagely: The rat-viper may never climb the mountain that a hog-monkey can, but the monkey does not know what lies underneath it.
ZUKO, sighing sadly: I know, Uncle. I do appreciate my position in life, even if it has disadvantages.
IROH: Hmm. Your move, nephew.
The crew of Zuko's ship is terrified by the fact that whenever it happens, Zuko is somehow even more hyper-competent, seems to be weirdly calm about everything, and most unnervingly of all, he's polite.
SOLDIER: Here is a report on the best teahouses within three days travel of our current location, Sir. And, uh, Commander Zhao sent a messenger hawk.
ZUKO: Excellent. Thank you very much, Sergeant. I think we can ignore whatever Zhao has to say. In reply, I want you to send him a list of the most famous officers in Fire Nation history, and point out that none of them had sideburns. I want to see if he shaves them.
SOLDIER, sweating nervously: O-of course, Sir.
As a matter of fact, the whole fic could just be Zuko trolling Zhao. It would be glorious.
#atla#atla spoilers#atla fic#avatar the last airbender#crack fic#time travel#atla zuko#atla iroh#avatar aang#sokka#katara#zuko#atla zhao#iroh
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Some of yâall are not appreciating Bilbo Baggins enough. I am here to remedy that. This guy has:
⢠somehow managed to establish himself as a respectable, staid hobbit by the time he was fifty, despite being both a grandson of Bullroarer Took and the Shire champion of pretty much every aiming-game known to hobbitkind
⢠had an in-depth debate on pleasantries with a random guy passing by in the street, who turned out to be GANDALF
⢠collapsed in front of his own fire shaking and muttering âstruck by lightningâ over and over again in response to hearing about dragons and danger
⢠mind you, this was after he screamed loud enough to startle a roomful of Dwarves
⢠signed up for a dangerous quest completely outside of his league out of spite
⢠when told to scout out a mysterious light, saw some trolls, and instead of reporting back with the information, decided to PICK THE TROLLS POCKET
⢠arrived in Rivendell for the first time and said it âsmelled like elvesâ
⢠upon meeting a strange creature that visibly wanted to eat him, he decided to play a riddle game with him- and guessed pretty much every one, and made up his own riddles, afraid and alone, that not only were good and full of linguistic puns, but actually stumped the other guy- AND THEN CHEATED AND WON WITH A QUESTION
⢠showed mercy to said strange creature who wanted to kill him, and was now standing between him and freedom
⢠eavesdropped on the dwarves arguing over whether to try to save him, then popped up casually smack in the middle of them just as they were debating
⢠somehow managed to sleep like a log at the really really high eyrie full of wild predators
⢠found himself in a bad situation, said eff it, and turned around and antagonized and fought off an insane amount of man eating spiders, like enough of them that fifty was a small portion, by singing at them with incredibly complex and punny insulting songs composed on the spot, while simultaneously slaying them in multitudes despite having zero combat training. Seriously, we donât discuss enough how epic the spider scene is.
⢠broke a company of dwarves out of the very secure prison of the Elvenking by inventing white water rafting with barrels
⢠charmed his way out of being eaten by a dragon
⢠stole the frickin Arkenstone from the guys who employed him, one of whom was a king
⢠took part in an epic battle, only to be knocked out in the first ten minutes and miss the entire thing
⢠was named elf-friend by the guy whoâs prisoners he sprung
⢠wrote his own autobiography, complete with all the narrative recognition of his own heroics
⢠spent 60 years writing said autobiography
⢠taught his lower class neighborâs kid how to read
⢠taught his nephew Elvish- not only Sindarin, but Quenya too
⢠spent decades telling his cousins his own story as fairy tales, complete with character impressions accurate enough that one of them was able to fool a servant of the Enemy with a second hand impression
⢠used the One Ring of Power to hide from his neighbors
⢠planned an elaborate feast with multiple social faux pas to mess with his neighbors, complete with a purposefully bewildering speech and culminating in him vanishing into thin air in front of everyone
⢠left his cousins and neighbors very unsubtle passive aggressive gifts in his will
⢠settled into Rivendell, randomly befriended the heir to the throne of like half of Middle Earth, and apparently spent his time writing very personal poems about his hosts and reciting them to crowds of elves
⢠after being invited to a Council of basically every major kingdom in the continent, spent a quarter of the time reciting vague poems about his friends, a quarter of the time telling anyone who would listen about his heroic past, and half the time interrupting to ask when lunch would be
⢠volunteered to bring the ring to Mordor
⢠became one of only four or five mortals in history to live in Valinor
Seriously, Bilbo Baggins may well be the most chaotic, insane person in the entire legendarium, and that includes the likes of people like Finrod âbit a werewolf to death to save the life of guy who he just met and gave up his kingdom forâ Felagund.
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Just remembered something
Hey fellas careful tomorrow! if you see a guy called GenerikB stating he is a hermit and even streaming supposedly in hc
DO NOT BELIVE HIM! HE IS NOT A HERMIT
GenerikB is the og creator of Hermitcraft. He left after season one from where Xisuma and Joe would continue the SMP to the one we know and recognize today.
GenerikB has âtrolledâ by anouncing his return both at the start of season 8 and the start of season 9.
And Iâm raising a warning for all new folks who may have not been here the previous times and may be caught unaware because this guy will falsify footage.
For season 8 he posted screenshots in game where it seemed he was hanging out with Bdubs and others until people realized the other hermits ING was wrong. And for season 9 he went so far as to stream supposedly live from the season 9 server even simulating chating with other Hermits in the in game chat just to be revealed it was all fake.
This last one was the most egregious as he got donations and after the gig was up he donated all to charity âto be fairâ.
It is unlikely heâll attempt that this time as the hermits did have to dispel what happened last time and didnât seem amuse.
But JUST IN CASE be aware. Do not donate any money to GenerikB and donât belived him if he claims he is a hermit.
#mcyt#hermitblr#i just remembered this happening last time#and no one should lose their money over that
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Hello, it's Lelly.
As you may know, I have recently deactivated my Twitter account. A lot of people are speculating I left because I was being harassed for drawing my older depiction of Bubbles from The Powerpuff Girls as chubby. However... that's not the direct reason I left. In fact, I didn't really see much of the comments of folks on there getting riled up about it as I muted the tweet the morning I saw that it blew up. I was only merely aware of it all by being told about it from friends, with there being some other users on the site making other really fuckin' stupid comments about my art.
This does however lead into why I actually left Twitter, and it's because of Twitter's overall toxic nature. Overtime, I've really gotten sick of how absolutely revolting Twitter has become to experience. The site is basically built around dunk culture and doom scrolling. You know that one tweet of someone making an example of Twitter's utter stupidity by using pancakes and waffles as an example?
I bring this up because I think this fits my point about how Twitter has this thing of assuming the absolute worst about the most insignificant things, even the most innocuous. The "Bubbles obesity" comments weren't the only stupid comments that came out of that post. I also got a quote retweet that I was "forcefully feminizing Buttercup", even though the whole fucking point of that drawing was to depict a usually tough character in an unusual situation for her. I have also gotten stupid comments on other drawings though, like the one where Mitch pushes Buttercup down for trying to look taller than she is and I got called a misogynist for it, though I'm pretty sure that one was bait (Twitter users have a tough time figuring out what is and isn't bait, it's dunk culture that I'm about to talk about really doesn't help this).
The site's dunk culture is also really fuckin' bad. Quote retweets are a disease, as unlike Tumblr's reblog comments, quote retweets count as a different post. Someone disagrees with you? Show your audience how stupid they are on your page! Hey, are you trying not to see the most abhorrent racist statement imaginable? Well TOO BAD FUCK YOU here's a le epic own giving them all the attention in the world even though one of the most common internet rules are DON'T FEED THE FUCKIN' TROLLS YOU IDIOT. Oh hey, are you trying to explain how you prefer a certain artistic choice over another in something you like? Well you're a deranged ungrateful whiny nitpicker, get owned!
I've seen so many of my friends be belittled for simply discussing their artistic preferences of things they're passionate about. I had a friend who said he prefers the original Crash Bandicoot design over his redesigned look in Crash 4, and had legitimate reasons for why he felt that way (even if he didn't really explain them clearly), and he got dunked for it which made me mad. I'm sick and tired of it all. The reaction to my art is only a mere example of the shit I despise about that site.
I had been planning on leaving Twitter for quite some time, as my follower count was growing nearer and nearer to 10K. I had planned on leaving after 10K followers because that amount was wayyyy too fuckin big for me to handle. I'm a young and growing lad, and I felt it wouldn't be good for my mental sanity to handle all that, so I dipped. The amount of attention I've been getting is simultaneously both wonderful and extremely overwhelming. Even the explosion of new followers and asks on here is quite the load! (Seriously, calm the fuck down y'all) I am very grateful for all the supportive asks I've gotten even though I won't be able to answer them all, thank you all so very much.
tl;dr I didn't leave Twitter because I was being harassed or anything, but rather because of the site's overall toxic and belittling environment.
Adios.
-Lelly
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Class 1B boy Random headcanons âââ*:ăťďž
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Summary: Random thinks they do or say as your boyfriend*.â˘
Characters: Awase, Kaibara, Kamakiri, Kuroiro, Shishida, Shoda, Tsuburaba, Tetsutetsu, Fukidashi, Honenuki, Bondo, Monoma, Rin!
AWASE~
He pranks you all the time, just silly pranks like putting salt in your cereal. Nothing to serious but if he ruins something of your such as cereal he will make you more!
He welds you metal flowers with his quirk and says that cringy ass pick up line âmy love for you will stop when this flower diesâŚbtw it doesnât die :)â
He tried making you food, sometimes itâs good sometimes it not- but you pretend to like it no matter what because it makes him happy and if you refuse it he will look dead in your eyes and say âeat it. Please.â
KAIBARA~
He likes gardening, he used his hands as drills in the dirt which makes it really easy to plant them. He asked you to pick out flowers and seeds to plant! He gives you the flowers he plants!
He loves playing with your hair, he loves curling it around his finger when he is bored
Whenever he gets hurt he whines until you kiss it better. You tend to his wounds then wait for you to kiss if
On the same topic he is kind of clumsy he trips over his own feet sometimes- but donât worry he will be ok as long as you give him a kiss
KAMAKIRI~
Heâs scared to kiss you sometimes because of the sharp appendages sticking out of his cheeks, he worries he may cut you. So you normally kiss him instead of him kissing you
He likes it when you compliment his hair, it makes him feel like a bad ass when you do!
He loves bugs so get him anything but relatable and he will be so touched! You also say he reminds you of a mantis, which he doesnât mind. Heâs sometimes insecure abt his looks so it helps!
KUROIRO~
He is like tokoyami, very poetic so he writes you poems sometimes. If you ask him to read them to you he will stammer over the words and blush about it, he is shy when it comes to you~
He scares you in the dark sometimes, like if the power goes out you literally canât see him so he could jump scare you; âhey y/nâ âHOLY SHIT!â âOh Iâm so sorry!â
He giggles like a dumbass, you could pop the most cringe at joke and he laughs like âheheheheheheheheheâ as if itâs actually funny
He acts cool to other people but once you come into the conversation he turns smitten
SHISHIDA~
He lets you brush his fur, he is sometimes to lazy to do it himself so he lets you do it instead
He sometimes thinks he scares you, he knows he looks a little scary because he is a âbeastâ but he never wants to scare you so he has to make sure you arenât. âIâm so sorry did I scare you!â âWhat no? You could never scare me your like a big teddy bearâ âoh!â
You call him big boy to tease him, he blushes about it but does like it~ any time you call him that he covers his face with his hands!
SHODA~
Heâs such a cutie patootie, he loves being held by you. When cuddling he will inch closer to you until you wrap your arms around him, he would ask but heâs too scared too
He is insecure since he is a little bigger BUT you make sure he does feel loved anyways by complimenting him or saying it doesnât matter; âdonât you think Iâm too bigâŚ?â âwhat? No! Your adorable!!!â He blushes :>
He cares for your wounds everytime, if you have a cut or something he will always disinfect it and bandage it, he also kisses it if heâs feeling brave!
TSUBURABA~
His idea of flirting is blowing you heart shaped bubbles your way with his quirk, if you pop them he sulks in the corner LOL
He literally thinks your a goddess, bro worships ďżźyou and the ground you walk on, he would tie your shoes for you, or carry your bagsďżź whatever you want him to do!
His friends troll on him for liking you so much, he will NOT stop yapping about you.
Play with his hair. He will die if you donât; âplease Iâm literally going to cry if you donâtâ âOmg fine Iâll play with your hair.â
TETSUTETSU~
He also worships you but 10x harder, he would kiss your feet if you let him- which also means he is very protective of you. He would bark at anybody who tried anything funny with you
He tries flexing his quirk on you by doing dangerous things, most of the time he gets hurt and when you ask âwhy would you do that?â He says âI just wanted to impress youâ
He worries you secretly like kirishima, since they are very similar. You heard him talking to kirishima saying if he ever when after you he would break him. After that you calmed him down and assured you wouldnât leave him.
FUKIDASHI~
He makes cute little emoticons ďżźat you like (*^âż^*) to distract you from the fact that he is a walking thought bubble-
He reads your favorite manga just to impress you by bringing up scenes in stuff, heâs tryna make you think he is cool!
Heâs canonically really short so heâs timid with you sometimes because you are much taller but if he uses his quirk right he can at most be 5,3 which ainât the best either, you convince him that you donât mind and honestly find it cute
Heâs very shy when being romantic if he tries kissing you he mostly strikes out and flashes a sweat drop emoticon before turning away~
HONENUKI~
Out of everyone in that class he is the shyest with his partner, he is also very low in self esteem cuz of it.
Heâs very insecure of his looks, he finds his teeth gross and scary, but you hold him and kiss his cheek letting him cry if he wants until he feels better
Heâs great at massages, after training he always massages your neck and back! One time he accidentally hurt you and he cried a little over it-
Heâs very funny, heâs your little comedian! He tells you silly knock knock jokes just to heard your sweet laugh~
BONDO~
Heâs a very awkward boy, he is honestly shocked that heâs dating anyone let alone you. One heâs very socially awkward and looks different. But you asked him out anyway
He stutters sometimes when talking to you about dates or cuddling; âs-s..sure we can cuddle I g-guess.â
He doesnât talk much, he definitely talks more than koda but he does shy away because he has voice cracks sometimes and it makes him feel stupid, you find it cute tho
MONOMA~
This little shit, he thinks itâs funny copying your quirk just to show you âhow easy it isâ but most of the time it back fires and he gets hurt
He turns into such a big baby when heâs hurt, he whines like heâs paralyzed and begs you to care for him. âI need to be held itâs the only way Iâll be comfortable! In your arms!â âItâs not that serious. But fine.â
Heâs really good at cooking, he makes full course meals and mostly eats it all himself. He saves a little bit for you tho
RIN~
Heâs not shy, or awkward with you heâs just kind ofâŚaloof- he sometimes just stared at you with a straight face like đ and when you ask whatâs wrong he just goes âIâm just looking at your beauty?â
He loves laying in the sun, and watching the clouds n stuff with you, although he does get sun burned sometimes but he doesnât listen when you tell him to put on sunscreen so he deserves it
He cares for you so hard, he lays blankets on you, he feeds you, he make sure you drink water! He is such a caregiver because he canât handle if something happeneds to you.
Omg I love them. ANYWAYS ima post another class 1A Post then ima post a haikyuu headcanon Iâve benn workin on
Not proof readddddd
#mha headcanons#mha x reader#my hero academia#yosetsu Awase#awase x reader#yosetsu awase x reader#sen kaibara#Kaibara x reader#kamakiri togaru#kamakiri x reader#togaru x reader#shihai kuroiro#kuroiro x reader#jurota shishida#shishida x reader#nirengeki shoda#Shoda x reader#kosei tsuburaba x reader#kosei tsuburaba#tsuburaba x reader#tetsutetsu x reader#tetsutetsu tetsutetsu#manga fukidashi#juzo honenuki#juzo x reader#kojiro bondo#Bondo x reader#monoma x reader#hiryu rin#class 1b x reader
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everyâlesser knownâcanon fact about Levi Ackerman.
infamously over the years, there have been countless false rumors about Levi in particular out of the cast. many of them have become popular, even ubiquitous, and it's annoying!
and also disheartening when you find out it's not true....
and hurtful when you realize it was - sometimes - made up by trolls.
so i'm making this post<3
credit to @levisfavoriteacup for the idea!!
*disclaimer: i'm not perfect, so this may not be Everythingâ˘ď¸ but I am confident that it's the majority of information available, and that it's trustworthy. :)
First the most populars. There is no evidence across interviews nor other content over the years that:
Levi is ugly, and is considered ugly in AOT.
Nope. See here: (tumblr link), or:
Isayama finished his first sketch of Levi mostly on a whim, but the moment he drew his face, he had a sense it would work well / he knew he had something good. Something told him: "the yaoi fangirls are going to like this one".
As time passed and his popularity grew, Isayama caught onto this and wanted to portray him more attractively (in multiple ways) to the viewer/reader.
But from the beginning, this was something of the goal. He is short because Isayama had in mind what young women/fangirls in Japan consider attractive: a man with a higher-pitch voice; has a small face; and who is "short but strong".
In the world of AOT, he (in a nutshell) is mostly considered plain or awkward, but combined with his reputation and style, he's very charming. "He cleans up nice." Overall, it is positive :) But more importantly, realistic I think.
He's also something of a celebrity. People who advertise their product as being used by him are more successful; when he's seen in a shop, this by itself is considered "advertising" and more people come in. Quote: ""the tea that the hero boughtâ".
He's definitely not a 2/10 at any rateđ.
âthe 24th episode of Naoki Yoshida's Anime Plan, 2013 / Interview with Frau Magazine, 2013 | Hajime Isayama x Hikaru Suruga (2014) | AU Smartpass - Erwin & Levi Close Up Interview Part 1 | Taking shelter from the rain reprise: Levi and Peaure
Leviâs type would be someone whoâs "tough, feminine and sensual".
Levi's type "might" be tall people. But context matters, because in multiple translations "don't you think?" and "might be" are thrown around a lot. Isayama isn't known for his clarity. When asked, he practically said the question right back. âfan Q&A from a festival in Betsumaga, Aug.2014
What this quote might have come from is a statement by the author of an article Isayama was likely involved in. I can't say this is 100% canon, but in my opinion it's a little less canon than the Smartpass AUs; if those are sub-canon, then this is sub-sub-canon:
Levi's romantic type is someone who walks three steps behind him, and likes cleaning.
In the past, in Japanese culture, for a wife to walk three steps behind her husband implied highly traditional gender roles. What this is much more likely to mean is that Levi's romantic type is someone who will let him protect them, or will run away and survive even if it costs his life. (And they have to like cleaning.)
âthe article is from 2013, and no longer exists. but the link was used as recently as 2021 as a source in this post by a reliable translator. I've found this quote also in varying qualities of translation across Japanese and English forums, so to the best of my knowledge, it's reliable.
Levi's cravat is a piece of his mother's dress + he was wearing her dress when Kenny found him.
This is a popular rumor that Isayama has never confirmed (i think it is true, tho.)
December 25th was chosen by his comrades because he doesn't know his actual birthday.
The guidebook only states that it is his birthday. I can't find any more context on this. âAOT Guidebook; p.256
His character profile:
âAOT Guidebook; p.78â79
His name is Hebrew, and means "attached" or to be "joined".
Isayama came up with Levi's name after watching American documentary "Jesus Camp". (It's about a summer camp-type program where evangelical Christian children are taught extreme beliefs. One of the children was named Levi.) Isayama heard it and thought it sounded cool. âHajime Isayama x Hikaru Suruga (2014) | 2010 blogpost by Isayama
Levi is in his early 30s (in s3/RtS/volume 19). âInterview, Universal Studios Japanâs SNK THE REAL exhibition, 2016 | confirmation
If Kuchel was still alive, Levi would want to make sure she had an easy life. This means specifically filial piety, a concept exclusive to the East: he would fulfill his duties as a son for her. (tldr he's a mama's boy :3) âBessatsu Magazine, 2019
Levi would have thin facial hair, but he prefers not to, so he shaves frequently. âJanuary 2020 issue of Bessatsu Magazine (chapter 124)
He doesn't like coffee milk or coffee jelly. They're out of the question even.đ¤ âJuly 2018 issue of Bessatsu Magazine (chapter 106)
He just gets depressed when he drinks coffee. Maybe he loves tea that much? He stopped calling Hange names like 'shitty glasses' since they became commander because he "seems" to respect their position that much. However, a Smartpass story delves deeper into this (and states as I suspected): [After Hange makes a joke] "Since becoming the commander succeeding Erwin, theyâd toned down on their past speech and behaviour that had a touch of tomfoolery; Levi understanding that they were nevertheless trying to maintain the self âthat was the case thenâ, also loses the will to curse at them." + "In the past, Hange had a Hange-type dream, and should have been progressing to that purpose. That lately, was it the weight of the office of commander, or was it due to the reality that is âall the world was our enemyâ, their manner had changed considerably." âMay 2017 issue of Bessatsu Magazine (chapter 92) | Goodnight. Sweet dreams, dear. Act II: Levi
If he and Kenny had fought one-on-one, Levi would've won. âDecember 2016 issue of Bessatsu Magazine (chapter 87)
intermission: all about tea
His favorite "food" is black tea. No actual food.
He doesn't add sugar or milk to his tea because he considers it too expensiveâwhich it is canonically. Despite this, he will share his tea with his comrades (his original squad as far as is seen).
Even though he's Captain, he'd rather drink it straight (the implications of which are he's a hardworking man, like that of a farmer. aka, this makes him seem humble).
If a time of peace ever came, Levi wants to open a black tea shop (he said in a dreamlike way, not so much based in reality).
He also knows a good amount of facts and history about it. He's a tea enthusiast!!
Levi receives pilfered tea in shipments monthly, thanks to Erwin.
âAU Smartpass - Erwin & Levi Close Up Interview Part 2 | Part 1 | Taking shelter from the rain reprise: Levi and Peaure | Bessatsu Magazine, Jan.2014 | September 2016 issue of Bessatsu Magazine (chapter 84) | AU Smartpass My First Time Around: Levi Ackerman | The Case of the Corps Tea Party - File No. 09 Levi's Side (3/3) | sugar and milk in tea from the Japanese perspective
Levi, out of his original squad, found Petra cute/sweet in the general sense of the word "kawaii". Like Levi's romantic type however, this was sort of a non-answer to the question (of whether Levi thought she was cute). â2014 interview
After RtS, Levi seems to consider Hange and the 104th his family. âAU Smartpass My First Time Around: Levi Ackerman
He wears a cravat because Isayama based part of his design off Rorschach from the movie 'Watchmen'. He looks "delicate" because of his size and weight, but he's so powerful because [in issues before the reveal of the Ackerman bloodline] of "invisible power" at work. âJanuary 2016 issue of Bessatsu Magazine (chapter 76)
The best way to describe the way he thinks is to compare him to the main character from the movie The Hurt Locker (2008). His character was born from Hiei from the manga 'Yuyu Hakusho', and Rorschach from the movie 'Watchmen'. The former was the basis for his appearance (especially his eyes), and the latter was the basis for his personality. Firstly though, Isayama had an image of a small man being the strongest.
âHajime Isayama x Hikaru Suruga (2014) / Brutus Magazine (2014)
He is something of a protagonist (especially in s3p1). â Animedia, June 2018
His favorite tool (in general...?) is microfiber cloths (for dust I guess. Levi has no need for weapons :3) âJuly 2015 issue of Bessatsu Magazine
He will usually laugh/smile when he sees convenient cleaning goods (i.e., vacuum cleaners? feather dusters? ((cuz he's a shorty?â¤ď¸)) âBessatsu Magazine, Dec. 2013
He does want to be taller sometimes. He gets eager to clean up after meals rather than cook at all. He can cook, though. âBessatsu Magazine, Aug.2014 | fan Q&A in Oyama, Oita, Mar.2018
Levi mostly couldn't adapt to the changes that came about after the truth was discovered. Only he wears mostly the same uniform, cape, and blades.
After RtS, Levi personally retrieved Erwin's remains himself, for whom there was a special memorial service. After Eren (inadvertently) called him a "tiny old man" in season 3, Levi didn't care, but when he thought of it by himself later, he was hurt (unclear exactly why). Levi's father, most likely one of Kuchel's customers, is an insignificant man who's short. That's where Levi's height comes from. His face comes from his mother. At the start of season 4, Levi didn't change much compared to the 104th because he's turning into an "old man" who'd rather stick with his flip phone so to speak. He "doesn't break out into cold sweats". AKA he's always calm under pressure. He considers prostitution to be an ordinary job because of his childhood. Levi's vision is very sharp, way above average. He thought Eren's new look beginning season 4 was unclean/dirty (in more ways than one perhaps). âfan Q&A in Oyama, Oita, Mar.2018
He has slight bouts of insomnia. He never snaps/explodes when he's angry. But he does get angry or grumpy a lot, in general. He doesn't sing. It's more likely he would dance. If he was a fan of Momoiro Clover Z (jpop girl group), his favorite would be Momoka. When/if he drinks, he has a high tolerance, but he can get a little drunk :) One thing he highly hates and fears is mold. He is the one who ordered Armin to dress as Historia during the uprising. His blood type is A. Blood types are much like horoscopes in Japanese culture, and Levi's is as such: kichĹmen, or well-organized; he likes keeping things neat, but can be stubborn and stressed out easily.
Whether he eats enough or has a good diet? He is "a bit lax". Maybe he forgets to eat sometimes, or has a low appetite. When Levi bathes, he goes for a quick shower then soak in hot water, which takes about ten minutes. Like a bird :')) He on any given night gets about 2-3 hours of sleep. He thought Eren was the best at cleaning (in season 3 / uprising arc). Because of his childhood in the Underground, Levi has a preoccupation/obsession with cleaning (specifically to ward off disease). He also doesn't have any pajamas, mostly keeping day clothes on when he goes to sleep - which is in "his" chair. Levi cuts his own hair using clippers. (Something like:)
He's aware Oluo imitated him, and found it annoying. Levi's horoscope (in general) as a Capricorn: Humanityâs Strongest Soldier - Levi. He possesses warmth in the midst of a dispassionate nature, and he is capable of leadership without verbal expression â both of which are special qualities of a Capricorn. Capricorns tend to hold certain levels of authority, even if they must carry out somewhat unreasonable tactics while in such positions. But when such authority is backed up with actual abilities, a Capricorn can gain Leviâs type of confidence and also be put on a pedestal by those around them. However, Capricorns wonât be dependent on others, much less trust them easily. They donât hold high expectations and thus never feel a sense of failure. Leviâs faults include the inability to express himself clearly. Â Even though he wants to encourage his companions, he always speaks in a roundabout way, and without Hanjiâs translation itâs nearly impossible to understand Leviâs intended meaning. Even though he is dependable in most situations, when it comes to love/romance, he expresses himself clumsily/awkwardly. âFRaU Magazine, Aug.2014. | fan Q&A in Oyama, Oita, Mar.2018 | Levi: Close-up Report (Part One) | Translator *the horoscope wasn't written by Isayama, but was published alongside canon information, and it's also not factually wrong, so I'm including it.
The dark circles under Leviâs eyes are to convey the âself-destructionâ he takes on to reach the âstandardâ of Humanityâs Strongest. âInterview on the topic of Levi, May 2015
His 'liege'âas Eren is to Mikasa, and Uri is to Kennyâis Erwin. He is afraid of making deep relationships because of the cruel world he lives in; he can't know when someone he cares for will die or how soon. That 'gap' left in Levi's heart by Kenny's death was filled by his squad (the 104th). If Levi hadn't joined the Survey Corps, he would've been a "very irresponsible person". Risky with his life perhaps? As a kid, Levi used to make himself stronger in order to receive praise from Kenny. When he abandoned him, he wondered what his strength was even for. He was able to find peace with Kenny after his death. In CH72, the reason Levi kicked the shit out of Eren and Jean is because of his argument with Erwin earlier.
He knows he's a slave to his own strength, aka the idea of being a hero. He realizes it when Kenny asked what he's a slave to in s3/ch69. âAnswers Guidebook, Aug.2016
If he ever changed his appearance, the one thing Levi couldn't be able to give up is his undercut :') He would grow out the top and tie it up :3 âOyama homecoming event Q&A in 2014 | 2 | 3
Levi knows how to use a gun, but he "places more trust" in knives. âBessatsu Magazine, 2019
Levi tolerates saunas. But instead of enjoying himself he seems to see it as a test of endurance. (LOL) âBessatsu Magazine, 2020
Levi has newspaper-level handwriting that he practices often. He's very conscious of it and being connected back to the Underground. âAU Smartpass TEXT: Leviâs Signature
Isayama had considered killing Levi around the time of the thunderspear explosion. (As always) Isayama deliberated with his editors whether or not it'd be meaningful if he died, and they decided it wouldn't be. âKawakubo interview, 2021
Specially, Levi holds his swords in a reverse grip "his own way" since he wasn't officially trained. âIllustrate Note Magazine, 2017
Levi forcefully bathes Hange by knocking them unconscious. âAU Smartpass - Erwin & Levi Close Up Interview Part 1
Levi is 4 at the time that Kuchel dies. âWhat the director informed Kamiya Hiroshi of on set
His character song is called "Dark Side of the Moon", found on YouTube here. Translated lyrics here.
how to draw Levi:
âAOT Guidebook; p.229 | +Illustrate Note Magazine, 2017
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I have a very long theory about the timeline and also Lâs friends and family and what they know/knew while it was happening, and why things may have played out they way they did. (Not anything that violates their privacy, just some speculation about how things could have gone down that I think explains some things.)
I have been thinking most of this for a while, but that anon you had a while back claiming to work with a member of Lâs family and what they were saying about N&L got me thinking. They may have just been a random person trolling, but I went back and read their previous post, and it seemed to imply the following:
L was in love with N, and wanted to date post filming, but N didnât want to
L then got with A instead, and she became integrated into his friends and family group and they all liked her
All of this actually lines up with some fandom theories about what happened post-season 3, that they caught feelings and lines were blurred (Lâs worlds about the blurring of lines, plus weâve all seen the bts) and N wanted to take some time to separate from characters and make sure things were real. Weâve also speculated that L was hurt by whatever happened with N post-filming, and if that is the case could have caused his friends and family to be upset with N for the pain that he was experiencing. (My theory is that he was a fucking wreck if this is what happened because his feelings for N are anything but casual, and his friends and family had to deal with that/put him back together.) Donât forget that L was also dealing with the end of a long term relationship almost simultaneously to âlosingâ Nic who I also think he had feelings for from day one, and I think everyone probably knew that his feelings for N had likely impacted/ended his relationship with J, and now N was stepping back from a relationship with him at that time, leaving him a mess.
So letâs say all of this has happened, and L went off the rails and swore off N, had his HBS and jumped into something with A (maybe with Râs help) and she made him feel better/boosted his confidence and he integrated her quickly into his life and his friends and family were all happy that he seemed happy and stable, and then⌠reshoots/press/tour happened.
I think N&L realized very quickly after reuniting that they still had feelings for each other and decided to move forward with a serious relationship because they knew they were it for each other, but they kept it a big secret even from people very close to them, and especially from anyone L knew wouldnât be supportive or would try to talk him out of it after all that had gone on. He didnât bring them into the circle, so they didnât know what was going on. All they saw was what we saw, which is the interviews and press they were doing, which could be played off as PR, but they were also probably concerned about how close they were getting again. This could be why his sister/family seemed to be involved with A coming to the premiere to interfere what seemed to be happening, because everyone was concerned about him getting personally involved with N again and the impact that could have on him. The interaction with N was orchestrated to remind her that A was still there and mark her territory/intimidate her. L was reportedly upset/had an altercation with A at that event, and I think that after party N&L hug was her comforting him. However was also see him being very territorial about N at the same event, maybe because was worried about losing her again/it felt precarious/he is a person who needs a lot of reassurance, especially after the last time, and I think because N might have withdrawn from him or acted different because A was there and that made him feel insecure.
By this point I think N&L had already decided to get married and L had proposed (Australia Truther/down on the knee part one.) Ring was ordered and a backstory created for it to hide the truth until they were ready to share. They were engaged when N jokingly proposed in Italy. She starts posting the âboyfriendâ pics. Press tour continues and so does the charade. In Ireland, L meets/asks permission from Nâs family and the offical proposal happens (Down on the knee part two). Everyoneâs emotional when L meets her mom but Nâs bro in law is still a little skeptical/protective about the situation and the fact they L still had this situationship on the side/his family doesnât know yet. They are both emotional about the tour ending and L tears up when N mentions that they (C&P??) will be married when they return to set.
They plan to separate for the summer so that L can handle business on his end. By the London radio interviews, N is starting to get emotional and withdraw a bit because the tour is ending and she knows whatâs coming. He tried to comfort/reassure her but the situation sucks all around. Since their relationship is a secret, their communication will be limited, but as long as she is wearing the ring, he know she is still in and waiting for him (song lyrics), which he needs after what happened last time. She plans to hint at a relationship with JD to help conceal the truth, a friend but someone L will not feel worried/jealous about but will help provide some cover.
By the London premiere, everyone on Lâs side is super concerned at where this is going, and someone or maybe multiple people close to L conspire for the pap walk to occur. I think some members of Lâs professional team might have been in the group if people who were not supportive of a N&L relationship and/or didnât know about it and participated thinking it would be a good move for his image to be seen as dating A or separate professionally from N.
L still has professional/personal commitments with A and his friend group, which he carried out, but he was anxious and miserable the whole time. I think the Spain trip was part of this/before Sorrento. I hope at some point he told A and his friends the truth, but an NDA may have needed to be involved to keep her and the friend group from going scorched earth and spilling all of the tea. At some point, maybe Italy, L susses out who has been violating his privacy and severs some ties/comes clean/runs home to Nic.
I assume at some point he told his family but that it is still very under wraps and only a small circle knows the truth. Going back to that anon, some people (extended family) may still not know the truth and be very confused and judgemental about what they are seeing in the media (N&JD relationship speculation, N appearing to run around with a younger man after rejecting L).
August: Chaos week, bless the telephone, Drink Your Milk pic. I think they reunited and L was staying with N while A found other housing arrangements (she was either living with L previously or staying there was he was on tour and he had to deal with that.
Talk Talk while flashing the ringâŚ
Sometime this fall, I believe they got married and it was very small and intimate. Rings changed hands, she put one on his finger too, and theyâve been quietly staying out of the public eye. Heâs been supporting her from behind the scenes and being her Ken while deciding what is next for him professionally (musical theatre?). Theyâve started filming for season 3 as Polin and are emotional about all that has transpired since the end of S3 filming (tears in their eyes in the S4 Polin pic) or perhaps about what they are filming or what is next for them and taking some time to enjoy their marriage privately before sharing it with the rest of the world.
Thatâs my version of this friends to lovers story based on the crumbs weâve received, and as Luke would say âit seems appropriate.â
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Edit: after re-reading this anon really has me đ
Edit after the edit: there is mention of family in this post - I donât want to see anything negative about them in the discussion. Negative comments will be deleted and I will not accept asks speaking specifically about them.
Their families are not part of this ship.
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