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you are doing somethin to my brain here.
was thinking...
cut his achilles and break his wrists so its too painful to fight back lol
cat...
cat distrubution system...
but it's leon.. and some fucker just claims "owo free cat?" and yoinks him. just right off the street. smacks into him with a car. grabs him up. free cat.
free, feisty cat! he's clawin, biting. but he's a good cat for sure. just gotta give him time-
#easily got brutal#see i was thinking aboit the human centipede scene where the tendons in their knees were cut and#morning we are starting off right#birdycage
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#zin.txt#WE GOOD WE GOOOOOODDDDDDDD#the reblogs I've gotten from this morning's saga#really neat to see outsiders finding my art and complimenting it#despite their confusion and surprise#it's really endearing! I love it. even made me feel prideful haha#art and nostalgia brings people together.... also yaoi. but that's not important right now#I even got inspo and gender tags!!!! yes!!!! senja has hit it big#I woke up to a chunk of people following me I was like WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM-- oh it was this reblog that started it#thanks for the support guys. Hope you kept supporting my shenanigans#by the way ''the trains can die?'' well there's this fella called godred who fell off a mountain and went kaput. cause he's stupid#ALSO WE HIT 400+ NOTES ON THE GORDON AND SKELETON HENRY POST LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ima have to stop defending her soon but fuck it gets me tight when ppl say cowboy carter was a bad album
#sem shitposts 🗣#grand baby of a moonchild man#sometimes i take a day off just to turn you on#JOLENE >.<!#CAAAAARO MIO BIEN???????? ARE WE FAWKING SERIOUS RN?!#you said change religions.. now i’m in fucking church on sunday mornings with you#do you know what kind of love that is lol i would never#cuz time heals everything! i don’t need anything! >.<!#ILL BE YOUR SHOTGUN RIDER‼️#pls don’t even get me started on levi jeans just the fucking intro is iconic#that opening note makes a bitch feel like i’m in a broadway musical#i hope that god knows that i’m in need of help right now 😞#i’m not even gonna mention the last five tracks i transform into sailor moon when desert eagle and tyrant come on
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Video essayists need to get meaner i cant fucking take it how do you release an almost 3 hour video on the transphobia in south park and then comment ummmm its okay if you still like it though and "learned important lessons" from south park??????????? Fucking south park????????????
#Listen i get it you attract more flies with honey rather than vinegar south park fans arent gonna change their minds if you call them racist#Transphobic pieces of shit to their face but like who cares if you piss them off theyre racist transphobic pieces of shit and again you mad#A 3 hour long video for WHAT then if youre gonna try and have it both ways and say this is extremely harmful but umm if you like it its fin#On one hand yes being a trans woman anywhere is a precarious enough position let alone when you actually start discussing transmisogyny and#I get not wanting to invite any more harrassment but again.....you made a 3 hour long video about this can you commit to this#Or not? Especially when youre white and youre showing clips not only containing transmisogyny but racism as well because the whole show is#Fucking coated in bigotry of every kind and you cant even be like hey maybe......dont watch this show????#And yeah of course media you like is gonna have bad shit to some degree but we can all draw a line at SOUTH PARK RIGHT??? Fucking SOUTH PAR#Anyways good morning everypony
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Maybe I'm just cursed 🤪
#trigger warning for everything that follows in these tags btw#i am in need of some venting into the void#so im gonna vent#so uh#im almost out of time to find a new job before i have to leave my flat and move back with my parents#in the past 27 days ive filled in 189 job applications#6 of those led to interviews#so far 5 of those have been rejections#i even started looking at jobs that paid way less than i can feasibly live on just so i could at least cover rent and stay here but no luck#anyway thats already sucky#and then ive had to go off my adhd meds because of continuous and annoying fuck ups with my drs and im hesitant to work to fix it cause#might be moving counties anyway lol#my depression is the worst its ever been in about two years i struggle to want to exist day in and day out and#this morning i found out my dog - my baby who i dont live with because i moved cities - he lives with my parents#we found out he has an agressive cancer - and i have to now make choices i dont feel ready to make#and im just#do you ever feel like youre already one the ground but life wont stop kicking you#and i feel#so lonely#my friends are doing everything right my cousin who i live with is always checking in on me and i am still#convincing myself i am being a burden i am the problem i#my whole life is collapsing and i#even writing this all out in tags my brain is yelling at me for being an 'attention seeker' or smth and idk#i just wanna#idk#its complicated ig#im fighting#i am fighting so hard#i just want ppl to know im doing my best thats all#anyone who read all of this - hi - i hope youre having a beautiful day. its all going to be okay in the end 💛
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Me, trying to live my life:
Random man in a discussion post: George Floyd was a media plant, like Rosa Parks! And all the riots were planned! Facts over feelings! How much longer are we going to let the media control our country?!
Me: ??? Sir, this... this is a philosophy course
#note to self: stay off of TikTok & uni discussion boards before 8am#gotta start my day right#no more crazy theories for early morning me#we come in peace 💀#boop's rambles#absolutely unhinged takes have been thrown at me left right and center and I'm baffled#what is going on with y'all#everybody sound off if you're still sane 😂#I'm beginning to wonder
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yesterday i crushed my middle three fingers on my right hand w a 40lb window (long story, was emergency) and today, because primarily using my nondominant hand isn’t inconvenient enough, i got a paper cut on the tip of my left pointer. 4/10 fingers not at peak function. i cannot afford to lose any more
#arden.txt#my right pointer is Fucked Up it’s not gonna heal for at least a week#my roommate had to change my bandages bc i straight up couldn’t look at it and yesterday i was straight up shaking abt my bandages/injuries#idk how the blood and gore ppl do it#anyways the story was basically 20 mins after i woke up i heard a fire alarm#go out into the hallway and it’s full of smoke#end up in some poor woman’s apartment#she’s crying and on the phone w our landlord and holding up a window desperately#i get on the phone w the landlord. he tells me i have to shut the door so the main building fire alarms don’t go off#bc the fire department will show up and start busting doors and the sprinklers will go off#so. Very Bad If That Happens#my building is historic so we still have original windows bc he legally can’t change them BUT they’re also different than mine#my apartment has wood windows. i fail to notice in time these are metal#my roommate shows up w this older dude named bill and they start moving fans around and trying to vent the room and hallway#i crush my fingers in the window trying to get a second one open#about two minutes later i realize im about to pass out bc i have mild pots#and the smoke + sudden activity after being asleep 20 mins ago is abt to put me out#and then i notice im bleeding a ton and am basically put on the bench to comfort this poor woman who is still sobbing#bc she lives alone has been doing this for an hour and screaming for help but nobody heard her#which is fucking crazy bc i heard the alarm from inside my apartment and im about as far as you can possibly get from her#we do get the situation under control and the main alarm doesn’t go off so we avoid the worst case scenario#but man. this was too much for a sunday morning
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Extremely disappointed to report that I have been actually working all day at my job instead of writing all day
#truly a tragedy#unfortunately it turns out that I am extremely right#abt it being best to keep my morning free and cluster meetings in the afternoon#for actual productivity#also lil stressed abt taking all of next week off#but we make do#personal#anyway I rlly rlly rlly rlly RLLY wanna work on ch7 because that’s when Sirion finally enters the scene AND shit starts dramatically hitting#the fan#also I fear I will need to heavily redo ch1-6 bc I think they’re mostly just like#Jisel talking to ppl and not much actually. happens??#problematique
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ANYA IS VERY INTO ROUTINES , TRADITIONS , & RITUALS. and that goes for every area of her life. when she was growing up , HER WHOLE LIFE WAS ON A SCHEDULE. wake up at a certain time , eat at a certain time , train at a certain time. you get the idea. everything functioned on a schedule.
now , that's not to say the script wasn't flipped. THAT SUDDENLY THINGS WENT OFF BOOK , but it was always because the situation called for it on a mission , it was part of a lesson , or simply used as a form of punishment for anya. so now , in her freedom since defecting , SHE HAS CONTROL OVER THAT. she wakes up at the same time every morning ( the ass crack of dawn to go running with dad unless she's sick. ). she has her breakfast at the same time every day. hell , SHE EVEN DOES HER DAILY SKETCHING AT THE SAME TIME.
anya loves a good routine ... it's important to her.
before meeting wade it was a BIG DEAL. wade wilson is THE CRUCIAL KEY IN HELPING HER LEARN TO BEND. where before , she would have often pretty violent outbursts about it , spending time with wade helped her learn that it was okay when things didn't go according to plan all the time. SHE STILL HATES IT WHEN IT HAPPENS. and the smartest thing you can do to this day is still not talk to her until coffee number one is consumed ... but she's improving with time.
HONORABLE MENTION - @ontheticktick
#𝙸𝚅. headcanons // if you knew what i knew you would be angry too.#also known as...jj doesn't have coffee right now...so we started thinking about anya when the routine gets thrown off#listen i know i put a lot of myself in anya and frankly...i don't care#good morning. i'm not pissy...i just sound like it i promise.
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What did I get myself into :0
#my work schedule for the next few weeks#I’ll be getting off work right when my boyfriend starts his shift#and when he gets off work I’ll be going to bed#i already miss him we had such a good vacation together hehehe#now I feel sick from exhaustion I wish I didn’t have to work in the morning#goodnight tumblr
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I NEED TO MOVE OUT NOOWWWWWWW
#i woke up at 3 pm bc this was my 1st day ‘off’ in forever#and when i went to grab something to eat our back door was fully open and my car was nowhere to be found#cat*#so i freaked out and started looking outside but when i realized she wasn’t there and my roommate also wasn’t recently outside#i knocked on her bedroom door and she was like ‘oh sorry i was asleep do you want me to help look’#YES i want you to help look what are you talking about#eventually i found her bc my cat is the best girl in the world and never left our yard- she was in the crawl space under the house#but not only am i pissed she let my car out then took a nap#but we don’t live in the safest city in the world and while we were both sleeping our door was fully 90 degrees open#so now not only do i feel like kevin (cat) isn’t safe here but I don’t feel safe sleeping here anymore#the lease is up in july and i finally get to leave#this girl is a random roommate my former roommate found to replace her#and the whole process/experience has been awful#i just have to survive 4 months#during the summer i might keep paying rent but fully leave and go live with family#bc my school isn’t in driving distance of any of my family#now i’m thinking about asking someone if they’ll take kevin for a couple months bc im so sorry about her#but my dad has a dog that doesn’t love cats and my best friend is allergic and my mom lives in another state#personal#delete later#also this is unrelated BUT every weekend without fail she does laundry at an insane time in the morning#and our washing machine is the loudest washing machine i’ve EVER heard#and of course it’s right against the wall of my room#not hers#i only get two days a week to sleep past 630 am and she almost always ruins it
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just pulled off the ultimate combo of “going to heaven”:
-drove my parents to the airport
-4:30 in the morning + raining
-jump start stranger’s car at the airport
+ my cat:
#i was just happy that i did the jump start right😅#the parking attendant was there bc i had to block off the only exit so i asked her for permission#and she was saying ‘what a good friend!!’ and the girl i was helping said ‘we don’t even know each other he’s just helping me!!’#and the parking attendtant was like OMG… what a gentleman!!#i’m like 😅 👍#anyways good morning yeah#time for WORK!#my life
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since i just rb'd a poll abt high school grades now's probably a good time to drop one of my many million-dollar ideas for how to run a high school classroom, which is that i think that at the start of a quarter/semester kids should be asked if they want hw to count towards their grades or not bc i was So Fucking Bad at submitting hw in high school, but my test scores were really good, so i'd rather have not had hw count towards my grades. but obviously there are a good number of kids who are either bad at taking tests or anxious abt their grades dropping and are diligent abt turning in hw, so letting hw count towards their grades would give them some padding in that situation.
#i really Do need to just maintain a doc of all my ideas for how to run a classroom#bc i've been storing some of these in my brain since i was like 12. that's a fucking decade by this point What the hell#the worm speaks#unfortunately it's probably unfeasible to Not have tests n the like count towards a grade at all#like personally as a student i do not hate testing!! as someone who enjoys gathering data / information i'm kind of obsessed w/it!!!#but i also have very strong opinions on TEST DESIGN as well as curriculum design n stuff#like tests CAN be a useful tool for measuring knowledge! if you design it right. and even then it's like. not perfect#one of my other million dollar ideas is that rather than giving out a final i'd give kids the choice to either do like#a freeform project to demonstrate their knowledge in literally Any Way They Want (foster creativity n stuff)#or! they could also just take a paper exam if they want. idk if anyone would take that option but idk.#mostly i'm just fond of the idea of giving high school students a sense of autonomy over their grades n education#like another reason why i think the 'do you want hw to count to your grades?' question should be re-asked at the start of quarters or w/e#is bc sometimes we also make mistakes! and evaluate consequences wrong. or situations change!! so they should be allowed to change things#how much would hw count for if they made it worth anything is honestly not smth i'm sure abt rn tbh#but i also know that i like. would also not even grade their hw on correctness just on completion anyway#a number of my high school teachers did that; bc the point was that we were responsible for ensuring its correctness#they all knew that kids would copy off each other and if that's how you learn. go for it!! my ap calc teacher openly acknowledged this!!!#anyway good lord i really do have limitless rants n tedtalks abt education in me lmao i need to sleebies now#so i can study for my calc quiz tmrw morning ( •̀ ω •́ )y
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I think my apartment has problems disorder I think its like the house in that movie where the house is alive and has a uvula and I think it would like for me to leave
#we got at least one bedbug. we got a heater that wont shut off all of a sudden.#all I need is another screaming appliance to be friends with my demon shower that howls if the water pressure is too high and Im all set#i got an exterminator coming tho and i am gonna call my landlord abt the damn heater in the morning but im tired of this grandpa!!!!!#why must all my problems happen right now it all started when my leather jacket got stolen. this sounds like a doofenshmirtz backstory#roscoe rambles
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I had a long night last night
#car troubles#my partner was driving me home from the card shop where we play dnd#and then all of a sudden his car made a weird sound#so we pull over at an empty parking lot#i tell him to ask someone for help so he did#and they take a look at the hood and it seemed the car needed oil#so we walk all the way to a gas station#for oil#then we walk all the way to a Home Depot because my partner insisted we needed a funnel#then we put the oil car amd start it#and as he goes to make a right out of the parking lot a tire falls off the car#a whole ass tire#so we had to stay parked right where we were#and call a tow truck#at first they said theyd be there im half an hour#then it turned into 2 hours#and this was at 11 pm and i couldn’t stay there that long bc i worked the mext morning#so i called my dad to get us and we left the key with the car#oh yeah and there was a murder investigation going on right where this happened
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been having some creepy stuff happen lately and who knows if it's paranormal or PTSD related ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#while i was showering a few weeks back i glanced up and saw someones head peeking over the curtain like 7ft up#no face just hair. long and tawny#that night when we laid down to sleep we said our goodnights and a moment later i heard from the head of the bed#'i love you.'#but it sounded way yoo feminine and young yo be my husband so i asked what he just said and he was like ??? literally nothing#he didnt hear it at all even though it was perfectly audible to me#a few nights ago i woke up paralyzed by the absolute self assured KNOWLEDGE that a girl was standing in our bathroom doorway#except her feet were on the ceiling instead of the floor#i was 100% too scared to look bc out of a dead sleep i was so so so sure#i pushed my face into my husbands back and staid there bc i was ckncinced if i rolled back her hair would tickle my face#which yeah ok ive gotten paranoid delusions and hallucinations before bc my ptsd is. severe lol#but not like this really#this morning my dream was interrupted much how it is when an alarm starts going off and you hear it in your dream#its dismebodied and you can consciously recognize it was real life without necessarily realizing youre dreaming#i had that except whispering? moving around our bedroom coming towards me#and the more i focused on it the more i could hear the cricket ambience i was playing irl while we slept#and i had the thought thats weird. whos walking around my room whispering?#til it happened pressed right up against my ear and i JUMPED out of my skin instantly wide awake in bed#i have no clue if its real!!!! but man. what the fuck lol
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