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AU where Logan is the “weird kid” in elementary school and runs around the playground in a deerstalker playing Sherlock Holmes
Patton’s method of becoming Logan’s friend is to become his Watson, Janus’s method is to become his Moriarty
Idk just little Logan, Patton, and Janus running around playing detective :3
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The Game is Afoot!
Photo by Ashni via Unsplash. Edited by edupunkn00b.
Rated: G - WC: 1036 - CW: None
Three weeks after Christmas and Logan is still working on his puzzle from Virgil. Is it any wonder why?
"The game is afoot!"
“But I thought you said Virgil’s game is a puzzle, Logie!”
“Patton! It’s a—��� The Moral Side’s head tilted far to the left, brow knit together in deep confusion. Breathing slowly through his mouth as he pinched the bridge of his nose, he nearly missed the quiver at the corner of Patton's mouth. He groaned. “Okay, okay, you got me.”
“So can I play, too?” Patton bounced on the balls of his feet, Watson scarf already tied in a neat knot around his neck.
Logan groaned again. “No, not this time, Patton.”
“Yeah, Popstar, I get to play Watson and Moriarty for this one.”
“Don’t worry, Daddy,” Remus purred from his spot behind the television. “You can help me air fry fish fingers.”
“Um, do fish have fingers?” Patton asked, his perplexed expression genuine this time.
“Doctor Who reference?” Logan asked, eyes darting up from the frayed newspaper in his hands. Christmas had been over two weeks ago and he was still working through the mystery puzzle Virgil had created for him.
The Anxious Side chuckled. “Focus, L…”
“I dunno!” the Creative Side laughed, either not hearing the other two Sides or simply ignoring them, and grabbed Patton’s hand, his new—well, formerly new air fryer tucked under one arm. The thing reeked of a mixture of pickle brine and peat, and its once pristine white plastic casing was charred and cracked on the sides. A neon green mold had begun to grow around the control panel, nearly obscuring a flashing ERR-80085. “Let’s go find out!”
Before Patton could say another word, the two had sunk out to the Imagination.
“And then there were four—err, well,” Logan cleared his throat and returned his attention to the newspaper.
“Yes,” Janus purred from the corner of the couch. “Don’t mind us, we don’t want to play your silly little scavenger hunt—”
“It’s not just a scavenger hunt, Jay! Ugh, why do you—” Virgil cut himself off and adjusted the ties on his hoodie. “Nope, not gonna engage. Not worth it.”
“That’s right, Tall, Dark, and Stormy,” Roman agreed from the staircase. He leapt over the side of the banister with a flourish, the new gold—was that real gold?—trim clinking gently with the impact. “I shall keep the living room safe from any of Janus’ dastardly plans.”
“Oh, no, you caught me drinking wine,” Janus slurred.
“Off you go,” Roman said to Virgil and Logan, pretending not to hear Janus’ mocking. Virgil and Logan exchanged a look. Selective hearing seemed to be a tool in each of the brother’s kits. “I’ve got everything under control here.”
“If you��re sure, Princey,” Virgil began, gaze trained on Janus’ oh-so-innocent expression.
“Wait, Virgil!” Logan grabbed his arm in a remarkable imitation of Remus dragging Patton to the Imagination. He held the newspaper to Virgil’s face. “Does this symbol represent the meter outside?”
Worry shifted into a wicked grin. “Only one way to find out, Detective Holmes.”
“Ha! I knew it!” Logan grinned and ran toward the door, Virgil at his heels.
They flung open the door together and stood on the sunny first step, just as Thomas’ neighbor walked by, well, more like was led by her noisy dog.
“Oh! Good morning, uh, Thomas?” she called as she jogged past, barely managing to slow the pace of her five pound monster of a chihuahua, Craig the Dragon.
“Good morning, Betty!” Logan called quickly, stepping to obscure her view of Virgil’s face. “You’ve met my brother Jake, have you not?”
“Yes, yes, of course…” she agreed, voice fading. She was already three doors down. “Nice to see you, Jake!” Betty called one more time before Craig spotted a lizard in another yard and dashed after it.
“That was close,” Virgil muttered, peering around Logan’s shoulder to watch Betty stamp her foot and shout, Leave it!
“Indeed,” Logan agreed, scanning the newspaper. “Is this the only outdoor clue?”
Virgil nodded, eyes fixed on the race between the lizard and the chihuaha. “Yeah.” The chihuaha won.
“Well, then…” Logan adjusted his deerstalker. “Shall we?”
Another neighbor ran out to help pry the lizard from Craig’s maw and Logan and Virgil used the distraction to swing around to the other side of Thomas’ house. Logan began counting the meters. The final meter in the row showed was lettered LUC.
“Is that meant to be ‘look?’” Logan asked, eyebrow raised.
“What do you want? I was outside and in a rush,” Virgil shrugged, keeping watch around the corner. “L, hurry up, she’s on her way back and I look nothing like Jake.”
Nodding brusquely, Logan examined every inch of the glass casing. Finally, he found a series of tiny scratches. Running his fingers over the markings, he grinned. “Morse code? T-h-e—space—n-e-x-t—space—g-l—Wait—” He rubbed his fingertip over another section. “Ha! You thought you could catch me with pre-1874 Morse code!”
He fell quiet, studying the scratches. “C’mon, L, we gotta get back inside now.”
“Ha!” Logan crowed, triumphantly. He grabbed Virgil’s hand and dashed around the back of the building. “Let’s go through the patio. ‘The next clue is in the kitchen.’”
Virgil was the first to smell smoke. The pair exchanged one last quick look and raced to the door.
Before either could reach it, the patio door slid open with a crash and Patton stumbled out. “They’re moving! The chicken fingers are moving!” he screeched, smacking at his own shoulders. Embers sparked in his hair and on the sleeves of his catigan. A wall of acrid smoke soon followed and they all stepped back.
“Come back, Daddy!” Remus called, his voice and the tromp of boots growing louder. The Creative Side emerged from he smoke, arms full of wriggling—and burnt—breaded somethings. “I think I got ‘em all this time!”
“Remus!” Roman shouted from inside. “They got in my crown!”
“Oops. Almost all of ‘em,” Remus winked and ran back inside. "Keep your pants on, Ro Bro! Believe me—you don't want those little stinkers getting in there!"
The trio shared a moment of confused silence before Janus sauntered out, an uncorked bottle in one hand and a tray of four glasses in the other. “Wine, anyone?”
#sanders sides#logan sanders#ts logan#virgil sanders#ts virgil#patton sanders#ts patton#roman sanders#ts roman#janus sanders#ts janus#remus sanders#canonverse#after the gift exchange#three weeks after‚ to be precise#sanders sides fanfiction#sanders sides fanfic
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after I rewatched the holiday asides, please consider with me, if you like:
prinxiety is a recent thing and unbelievably sappy, dukeceit is a long term married couple. the twins are still brothers and the in laws are SALTY towards each other. Logan is a collective mutual friend.
Virgil, Janus, and Remus are all crushing HARD and trying (with varying degrees of success/skill) to seduce Logan into their respective relationships. Virgil wants to extend the sap to Logan and stare into his eyes as they make love. Remus and Janus want to eat that nerd alive (or have him eat them 👀).
(Roman's just along for the ride lol)
some of the phrasing on this makes it sound like this is a fucking. gay hallmark christmas porn plot as opposed to canonvers, which to me is even funnier because it begs the question of why patton and logan are even there. did logan get two separate invites to this family event for the express purpose of seducing him and blowing his back out in their cousin pattons guest room.
also i am LIVING for virgil being such a dweeb that he's like "how can i seduce logan so we can make sweet passionate love under the moonlight? i know! i will cosplay james moriarty and send him on a scavenger hunt. scavenger hunts are sexy right?"
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Watching Sherlock (S1,E3) The Great Game (Spoilers) (Tw: This show has a lot of showing and mentioning of guns,Dead bodies,Drugs,War etc.If you don’t like that stuff then I advise you to not read this post)
• Minsk,Belarus in a jail
• Sherlock grammatically correcting him
• That wasn’t an accident
• Death penalty ????
• I Love the intro (as always)
• Why is Sherlock shooting a gun at the wall ????????????
• John arrived at the perfect time
• He’s that bored
• the head in the fridge
• Sherlock hates the blog
• The whole rant about the solar system is just so funny
• Sherlock would hate tumblr
• John just couldn’t take it and left
• Mrs Hudson !!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Sherlock watching John leave
• “What have you done to my Bl00DY wall ????? ”
• Baker Street exploded 💥
• John stayed at Sarah’s house 🏠
• John made it to Baker Street
• Sherlock and Mycroft
• Person found dead on train tracks
• Mycroft is kinda creepy
• Sherlock just played Mycroft the door 🎻
• Sherlock has been summoned
• “I’d be lost without my blogger”
• Who wrote the letter ✉️ ?????
• The pink phone has returned
• idk what the Greenwich pips are ?????
• A picture of an empty room
• They all blanked Mrs Hudson :(
• A pair of trainers in the middle of the room 👟👟
• Of course it’s a blocked number
• Is the woman ok
• A bomb vest on her body 💣 !!!!
• why does someone want her dead
• Investigating the trainers 👟
• The way John reached in the Sherlock’s coat whilst Sherlock is wearing it
• Text from Mycroft is obviously going be deleted
• The search was completed
• IT’S ANDREW SCOTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Molly has a boyfriend called Jim
• Jim is causing havoc
• No wonder Molly ran away after your deduction
• The tension between John and Sherlock Istg
• John only wants to help
• John is sherlock’s best man
• John has been notified about the Westie case
• Sherlock finally figured out Carl Powers
• Back at Scotland Yard
• 4 pips and a picture of a car
• Another mysterious phone call from a different person
• They found the car drenched in blood
• Talking to his wife went unsuccessful
• The car is from Janus cars
• The car Dealer was a liar
• The red Laser on the forehead
• Janus cars help Ian disappear to Columba
• Why are there so many running police officers
• A picture of a woman and 3 pips
• An elderly blind woman :(
• “Sudden death” of Connie prince
• John has been set to go to the Prince family
• I don’t like Connie’s brother
• John doesn’t like the cat
• Mrs Hudson has some wise words
• John is on to something !!!!
• Sherlock taking terrible photos
• They figured it out
• The old woman….Nooooooooooooo
• Someone got arrested
• A picture of the Thames
• A dead body on the Thames
• Why is the mouth bruised
• A missing portrait
• Link to a serial killer
• He used to be a security guard
• What did the note say and why did he give it to that woman ????
• John is at Alex’s flat
• The gallery managers necklace is ugly
• “Have a nice day”
• John is just interviewing everyone
• I don’t like Joe
• “Vauxhall Arches”
• Sherlock has a homeless network
• why is Alex there ??????
• Is that the professor from the voicemail
• JOHN ALMOST SAVED SHERLOCK
• Golem got away
• Another victim but it’s a child :(
• 10 seconds…
• He figured it out
• Is the gallery manager a part of the calls ???
• It’s been Moriatry all along
• The body was moved
• Joe killed westie
• Joe tried to hurt John but John was prepared
• Why did Westie not put the memory stick somewhere safe and off his person
• He shoved Westie down the stairs and killed him
• “Look at the turn ups on his jeans”
• Sherlock will get the food shopping 🛒
• Who’s going to meet Sherlock at the pool
• John has the vest on !!!!!!!
• Who wants to hurt John !!!!
• It’s Jim Moriarty !!!!!
• He’s a consulting criminal
• “Daddy’s had enough now”
• “THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO”
• John is trying to sacrifice himself for Sherlock
• Lasers on the forehead
• Is he really just going to walk out
• *Moriarty’s surprised face*
• “No you won’t”
• He came back
• is he going to shoot The vest ???????
I rate this episode 10/10 because it was surprising and I loved the reveal of Moriarty as he has been spoken about throughout the series and I’m excited to watch season two
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Here’s our line up guys. 👍
Here is the list right now, there is a lot so they’ll be seperated into 8 groups and then we will go through all of those 8 groups to get to the end.
group 1:
Rom vs Puss in boots
Alex (stardew) vs Jim Kirk
Roulx Kaard vs Jin Zixuan
Caleb wittebane vs 2bdamned
David Kostyk vs Mirabel’s dad
Kanji tatsumi vs Papyrus
Bob vs weyoun
Donkey vs Duster
Gren vs Janus the silverdeath
Lloyd vs Hannibal lector
Todoroki vs Gajeel redfox
David (lilo) vs link (botw)
Sugawara vs Pixel-Mess
M!Robin vs Stanley pines
Ben Chang vs Quirrel
Saul Goodman vs Will graham
Group 2:
Kiryu vs Hero
The medic vs Ron
Percy Jackson vs professor Layton
Neelix vs Iggy frome
King Harrow vs Lucas (Runs factory five)
Yu Narakami vs Elliot (stardew)
Jakob vs Aoi kurashiki
Sokka vs Moxie
Nightwing vs tatsu
Archer (emiya) vs Master splinter (2018)
Barius vs Forrest
Ryuuji vs Jay walker
Sanji vs Garmadon
Quark vs Kaito
Fox mulder vs tenma tsukasa
Leon (Pokémon) vs Delbert Doppler
group 3:
Berdly vs Marten Reed
Kai (ninjago) vs James
Usui vs Gobber
Charlie vs Steve Harrington
Alec lightwood vs kronk
Paper vs Dr octopus
Discord vs Dedue
Arven vs Harvey Dent
Hunter vs Christopher Pike
Narciso vs Kermit
Cletus Jones vs Gomez Addams
Tom vs The king
Klavier Gavin vs Greg Universe
Kamado Tanjiro vs Brock (unikitty)
Ashe vs Louis Moriarty
Sisko vs dale lee
Group 4:
Trip vs Brady
Franky (one piece) vs Tom Wambsgans
Shinra vs Jaskier
Your father vs Banquo
Silver the hedgehog vs Troy Barnes
Archer vs Space Boyfriend
Donald Duck vs Mr clean
Ren vs Nandor the relentless
Cove Holden vs Magnus Burnside
Bail organa vs Hiccup
Riker vs Corpus
yoo joonghyuck vs Kazuki
Fan vs kunikida doppo
Lazlo cravensworth vs loid forger
Peter b Parker vs Ken
Ryunosuke Naruhodo vs venti
group 5:
Prince Fluff vs Sarek
Nagito vs Zagreus
Macbeth vs Lucas (mother 3)
Stede vs Anakin skywalker
Tack vs Felix Madrigal
Jason mendoza vs N (murder drones)
Ren (oxenfree) vs Soren
Saru vs Kaveh
Castiel vs Yarne
Ivor vs King furgus
Kuboyasu Aren vs James Wilson
Yeza Brenatto vs Kristoff
Makoto Naegi vs Stoick
Tomohisa Kaname vs hunk
Peeta vs Jadzia
Kim Gonja vs Henry clerval
Group 6:
Ron delite vs wang pangzi
Sam (Sam and max) vs Emmett
Kazuha vs serizawa katsuya
Jayce talis vs Asmodeus (iruma-kun)
Kai satou vs Professor Saguaro
Steve cob vs Minato Namikaze
Dean Winchester vs Chakotay
Eugene Fitzherbert vs Chat noir
Spitelout vs Spock
Matt hooper vs Childe
Siegblut vs Worf
Edric Blight vs Yanki
Control (from southern reach) vs Tuco Salamanca
Seteth vs Louis de pointe du lac
Maes hughes vs Kazuma Asogi
Dr Watson vs Thoma
Group 7:
Tennisball vs Barry bluejeans
Luigi vs Hatsuharu
Snotlout vs howl
Jay (ghosts) vs dj Octavio
Gregory house vs Elliot Spencer
The mad hatter vs Joe tazuna
Basil hallward vs Harvey (Stardew)
Ethan winters vs olruggio
Albedo vs pleakly
The heavy vs Jake English
Bruce Wayne vs Shen wei
Naven NukNuk vs Dante (mystreet)
Phillip vs bow
Anji Mito vs Fishlegs
Stanford vs Speedwagon
Bariel vs Jesse Pinkman
Group 8:
Ralsei vs Goofy
Sam (stardew) vs Seymour (little shop of horrors)
Ethari vs Cecil
Fix it Felix vs Kaoru hakaze
Ignus scientia vs Lukas
Majima vs Hercules
Magolor vs Calcelmo
Fred vs Randy Hapukurk
Kurogiri vs The riddler
Declan lynch vs Philza
Jaune vs Sergeant Schultz
Reiji Sakamaki vs Q
Luo Binghe vs King of hearts
Thatcher Davis vs Jonathan buyers
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Introduction:
Hello! My name is Phantom! I haven’t done an intro yet, so here we go:
Name: Phantom
You can also call me: Tom, Janus, Cypher, or whatever is in my display name!
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Main Fandoms: Ninjago, Bungo Stray Dogs, Sanders Sides, Moriarty the Patriot, Demon Slayer
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Ninjago infection AU in the works, ooh, ahh :)
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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 57
The Great Game
It was a wretched day, but I have Oreos, a weighted triceratops stuffed animal, and the promise of Jim Moriarty to combat it before manga leaks come out tonight.
“The Great Game”
Ten years ago I definitely was the kind of grammar stickler Sherlock is in the opening scene, but luckily I’ve grown and find that at best tiresome.
Poor John has to put up with Sherlock shooting the wall and severed heads in the fridge
Hey. So why does he not know that the earth goes around the sun but knew about some supernova in the 1500s or whatever the fuck it is in the last game
I almost forgot about the explosion at 221b
It would be so infuriating knowing the Holmes brothers…I couldn’t do it. They’re so petulant and annoying they it’s only fun from this side of the screen
I feel for these people Jim holds hostage, I really do. But……..I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t also love him a little through it anyway
JIM!!! 🥰🥰🥰
I hate how season four erases the shared starting place Sherlock and Jim had with Carl Powers
Why does Mycroft sign his texts?? I try not to cringe at things (doing this, I have little room to), but come on, man
The part I remember the most about this second puzzle is the fact that the car company is called Janus Cars but someone once pointed out that the font kinda makes it look like anus ars(e) with a fancy design next to it.
Oh oh oh!! The…the husband faked his death and the wife is supposed to join him later, I think…oh, sorry. She’s just collecting the insurance money from his “death.”
Might I spend most of this remembering the outcomes of all the puzzles? Ok. Connie Prince…I can’t remember if it’s JUST Raoul or him AND the brother. No no no…it was just Raoul but in defense of her brother and how she treated him on the show.
I love John thinking it was the cat, though. Just adorable. He’s so proud. SO PROUD. And SO wrong.
Oh this poor, poor woman…
Mmmm, yes, the art museum security guard with an astronomy hobby who could first tell that the missing Vermeer was a fake
Stargazing in the middle of London???
The brother killed the guy Mycroft wanted Sherlock to investigate!! (I did watch his QUITE a few times back in the day.) He stole the top secret plans and then threw the body onto the train afterward, thinking it would go much further before falling off
Back on my “why the hell would they film it this way??” The scene in the planetarium this time. 1) good luck if you have any light sensitivity, especially flashing lights. 2) you can barely tell what’s happening
Man were my dates off for the vanburen supernova…1500s…1858, same difference, right??? 😬
Do you wanna get kidnapped John? Because this is how you get kidnapped.
Also?? That first time you watch and for a split second you think the person behind it all WAS John for a second before you realize he’s being controlled like all the other people?
💖💖💖💖💖
GUYSSSSSSSS, THE AMOUNT OF JIM’S DIALOGUE I WAS STILL ABLE TO SAY RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM??? A would be embarrassing amount. It was nearly all of it, but like…of COURSE I knew it. The NUMBER of times I used to watch that scene. JUST that scene? Obscene.
Jim’s just so silly and yet…manages to be a true threat at the same time. I fucking love him. His facial expressions, his Irish accent and the way he practically sings so many of the lines. He was the best part of the show
(I’m rewinding it to watch again as I type this. Who knows how many times I will watch it??)
If you ever need to know my type:
#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023#sarah makes it through ONE rewatch of the pool scene without saying all of moriarty’s lines challenge: impossible
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Janus: You know, light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Logan: If you just came to insult me, then leave.
Janus: Oh, but I’m so good at it.
Logan: Hmm, one of the only things you are good at. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Janus: I— huh, that one was actually clever.
Logan: Do you want another? Fine. Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology.
Janus: {quietly} I’ve never been so turned on in my life.
Logan: And another thing— wait what?
Janus: WHAT?
#please Thomas please give us dialogue from them like this one day#PLEASE I’m actually begging#I need the Sherlock/Moriarty flirt fighting#Logan sanders#Janus sanders#thomas sanders#sanders sides#ts logan#ts janus#loceit#ts loceit#sander sides#sanders sides incorrect quotes#incorrect sanders sides
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I just realized that most of my favorite characters are always smug bastards (with punchable faces) and I don't know what to do with that information.
#Riddler#Black hat#Janus Sanders#mcu loki#oswald cobblepot#does Scarecrow count?#Jim Moriarty#Cell#eobard thawne#i might have a problem#i'm sure there are others
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Sides Parents
Father: unknown
Mother: Kira Schrader (deceased)
Raised by grandmother, Linda Schrader
Janus unfortunately was conceived via rape. His mother was too poor to care for him, and gave custody to his grandmother (who he calls "Gran") when he was only a year old. He never saw her again.
Father: Frank Liddell
Mother: Tonya Liddell (deceased)
Stepfather: Drew Liddell
Patton's mother, while very loving, was mentally unstable. She committed suicide when Patton was a child. Patton was confused when his father started seeing Drew, but he grew to love him.
Father: King Terry Mixon
Mother: Queen Gina Mixon
Terry tries his best to be "hip with the kids". He fails miserably. Gina actually does understand gen z culture, and tries to teach him, which makes it a little more bearable.
Father: Reginald "Ren" Redd (unknown for Xyler)
Mother: Ashley Redd
Thankfully, Logan's parents are divorced. Logan's father is a horrible person. He's queerphobic and abusive. He intentionally misgenders and deadnames Logan. Logan's mother is a loving and wonderful person. She always accepted that Logan is not Lauren.
Father: King Kai Moriarty
Mother: Queen Karen Moriarty
Older sister: Princess Veronica Moriarty
Virgil's parents, while very loving and very much loved, don't understand that Virgil is no longer a child. They try to protect him from things like swearing, sex, and even things that used to scare him that he now loves. For example, heavy music bands such as Avenged Sevenfold used to scare Virgil because they were loud, but now A7X is one of his favorite bands. Virgil also dislikes being treated like royalty, despite being a prince. Veronica, while liking more stereotypically "white girl" things, understands Virgil and hangs out with him regularly. Veronica will inherit the throne.
#janus sanders#Linda Schrader#Kira Schrader#patton sanders#Frank Liddell#Drew Liddell#Tonya Liddell#roman sanders#remus sanders#Terry Mixon#Gina Mixon#logan sanders#Ren Redd#Ashley Redd#Xyler#virgil sanders#Kai Moriarty#Karen Moriarty#Veronica Moriarty#mother death#Tw suicide#tw abuse#tw misgendering#tw deadnaming#Tw transphobia#Stel's tss au#tw rape#<- forgot to tag that 😅#sanders sides
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I’ve posted about it before but............ au (or them cosplaying like the nerds they are) with Logan/Patton as Sherlock/Watson and Deceit as Moriarty........thank you goodnight
#logan sanders#patton sanders#janus sanders#they absolutely would cosplay it tho#god thomas if you take any fan suggestions PLEASE let logicality sherlock/watson return i want to see my boys again#and if deceit crashed the party as moriarty i wouldnt complain#👀
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you are right on the money, I DID in fact intend it to be a gay Hallmark Christmas porn plot and I'm pleased you agree
Patton is either blissfully unaware of everything or secretly helping everyone's efforts along.
Virgil puts himself in a Moriarty outfit in bed at the end of the scavenger hunt. it's sexy but also just adorably dorky. he is Extremely Nervous and nearly talks himself out of it on five separate occasions.
Janus keeps pulling Logan aside to snark about the rest of the guests while getting EXTREMELY handsy. feeling up his arms and chest while refilling the wine. talking about how he's so pleased Logan is here, finally some decent conversation besides his husband.
Remus ties mistletoe to the front of his belt.
(I meant the holiday asks just as a "imagine this spicy/funny scenario with me" type thing, btw!! not a prompt or request or anything with expectations. had a sudden attack of worry about how that would get taken after I sent it)
youre good im just prepping for my dogs first vet appointment and am nauseous with anxiety aksjdhj
im incredibly amused by the idea of slutty moriarty lingerie. what would such a garment even entail. ive never seen sherlock
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Wow, lovely!
~Sherlock's Own Jerusalem~
..The Great Game, A Sonnet & Bus Number 14
In the story The Great Game, our two heroes are about to incur the wrath of moriarty-as-two-faced-god. He was in fact the ‘Janus Figure’ in Who’s Vermeer Is This? and has laid his plans to lure our men into a showdown.
Sherlock and John have a little domestic. It seems they weren’t seeing eye to eye on things. Sherlock felt very misunderstood by John, on his blog. It seems that Sherlock doesn’t give a flying fig about the Solar System. Go figure.
“Ordinary people fill their heads with all kinds of rubbish, and that makes it hard to get at the stuff that matters. Do you see?”
Which John just finds totally weird.
Queue Sherlock sulking and John 'getting some air’. But throughout the various cases, during this time, John shows how invaluable he is, following up leads, laid out by Janus, gathering important evidence; even enduring a painful interview with Mycroft. He had indeed become Sherlock’s second sight; his other half.
Following some long, arduous hours of investigating, after pushing John in all different directions, Sherlock spies a bus with the number 14, out of the taxi window, and remembers his Shakespeare; something that was quite fitting for this particular moment.
And Sherlock attempts to tell John how important he is to him. “Beautiful, isn’t it?” John: I thought you didn’t care about things like that. SHERLOCK: “Doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate it. (They walk into the Arches.) Sonnet 14…a paraphrase.
"I do not receive my knowledge or make my decisions by the stars; Though I have enough training in astrology to do so I cannot predict good luck or bad, Or plagues, or famine, or the weather; Nor can I say what will happen at any given moment in our daily lives,
Alloting to each man his thunder, rain, and wind [i.e., he cannot foretell our personal troubles], Or even tell princes if things will go well for them, By frequent omens that I see in the heavens:
But from your eyes alone do I derive my knowledge, And they are my constant stars, in which I read such art (gain such knowledge) That I see truth and beauty will live together in harmony, If you would only turn your focus from yourself to creating a child; Or else this is my prophecy: That truth and beauty will all end when you die.”
Because for Sherlock, #Johnwatsonlives means #Sherlocklives
And as Sherlock and John pass through several open gateways, moving deeper into the dark temple of Janus, not heeding the sign on the wall, saying the WAY OUT was backwards, they have already made up their minds that they are, in fact a team…
…As Sherlock begins his battle with Janus, for John, and for himself.
When Christ Came To England
Fun Fact: In the Bus #14 pic above, there is a large shot of a Michael Jackson sign, with the word Thriller. Also, a popular play, Jerusalem by Jez Butterworth. The play makes frequent allusions to William Blake’s lyrics to the song “Jerusalem”, from which its title is derived. The poem was inspired by the apocryphal story that a young Jesus, accompanied by Joseph of Arimathea, a tin merchant, travelled to what is now England and visited Glastonbury during his unknown years.The Christian church in general, and the English Church in particular, has long used. Jerusalem as a metaphor for Heaven, a place of universal love and peace.
In the most common interpretation of the poem, Blake implies that a visit by Jesus would briefly create heaven in England, in contrast to the “dark Satanic Mills” of the Industrial Revolution.
…Jerusalem…
And did those feet in ancient time, Walk upon England’s mountains green: And was the holy Lamb of God, On England’s pleasant pastures seen! And did the Countenance Divine, Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here, Among these dark Satanic Mills? Bring me my Bow of burning gold; Bring me my Arrows of desire: Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold! Bring me my Chariot of fire! I will not cease from Mental Fight, Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand: Till we have built Jerusalem, In England’s green & pleasant Land.
Beneath the poem Blake inscribed a quotation from the Bible: “Would to God that all the Lords people were Prophets” Numbers XI.ch 29.v.
The original text is found in the preface Blake wrote for inclusion with Milton, a Poem, following the lines beginning “The Stolen and Perverted Writings of Homer & Ovid: of Plato & Cicero. Blake lived in London for most of his life, but wrote much of Milton while living in the village of Felpham in Sussex! *An extract of the hymn was heard in the 2013 Doctor Who episode ”The Crimson Horror“ although that story was set in 1893, i.e., before Parry’s arrangement.
Dedicated to The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face from @ebaeschnbliah and The Sonnets johns-lament-sonnet-58 59-the-cycle-of-life & irene-the-baker-st-venus My Romantic series.
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"signs point to it having been John with Mycroft’s help" Screaming, crying, throwing up, laughing, Janus the god with two faces, soldier and a doctor, gay and straight, judas the betryer and christ the redeemer, alcoholic and a crack shot, the M flipped upside down is a W, WatchMojo top ten anime betrayals and confessions 😱
These sure are a lot of words shdkjdjdjdkdsjjdksk
I’m not implying John is evil for the record, I think he staged Moriarty’s return to save Sherlock and it went disastrously wrong.
#though the potential for the parallel to the John is Moriarty fake out in the opening scene of s5 does make me quite happy#asks
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Logan and Janus as Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty
#sanderssides#sanders sides#sanders sides fanart#logan sanders#ts logan sanders#ts logan#janus sanders#ts janus sanders#ts janus
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JL Fic Rec: The Janus Project
Hi, Steph! Now that it’s complete, I would like to recommend to you and your followers and friends “The Janus Project” by DieLadi, Mature, 53K words, which delves into the mind and motivations of Moriarty throughout Series 1 and 2. It’s a Johnlock fic that gives an entirely new perspective on how John feels about Sherlock. This is a translation from the original German.
(submitted by @deelaundry)
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The Janus Project by DieLadi (M, 53,325 w., 55 Ch. || GERMAN VERSION || Alternate Universe || Sheriarty & Johnlock) – The story of John and Sherlock. It has been told many times before. And yet… Is it the story of a friendship? Perhaps. Of love? Well… Or is it something else entirely? I will tell you everything in detail. And you will discover… There are always two sides. Two faces. And sometimes nothing is what it seems. I know, because I am … Part 1 of the Janus (english) series
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THANK YOU for the heads up, Lovely!! I MFL’d it a bit ago, so I’m glad to see that it’s done!
Everyone go check this one out!
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