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chat should i shave my legs tomorrow

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this callout couldve been a block button

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does tumblr keep opening the links to ads that aren't even on your screen for anyone else or is it just me

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i cannot believe england is real what do you mean there's a dish called bubble and squeak

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"you see it's funny because i'm pretending to be enthusiastically racist using thinly veiled 1-1 analogous terms to real world racism but it's about a minority that doesn't exist. it's basically a joke about how fun and funny it would be to be racist haha. like it would be so cool and funny if i was racist that's kind of the joke i'm making but don't worry i'm not haha"

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Last night, while I was at Nasser Hospital, I was shot in my right hand by random Israeli army gunfire.

Now, I’m pleading with one hand to save my family.

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Luigi… thunder. 

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eye cleaning asmr my beloved

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can't sleep so I asked my dad for a gummy and it literally took like five minutes to get into the package 💀

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it's from a youtube video called garfielf becomes god and vores the universe. not much else to say about it ksjsjshsj

uhhhhh @killjoystrays + open tag

(little tag game) if you want, rb with where your pfp comes from and why you chose it !!

mine is from this scene of lucille in arrested development (best show no question) and i chose it bc my interests change often but arrested development always stays, plus it went with my banner !

@notthesodaa @chameleon3 @yosefinthetrenches @kaimeiiscrying @janenotbirkin @ponyboy-the-pookie + literally anyone who wants to do it!

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i wish the roller skates in pokemon y were optional because i prefer running but I like using the circle pad rather than the buttons

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The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

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ah fuck they got out of their box sorry oh god they’re everywhere

im going to feed them monster energy and then let them loose

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ah fuck they got out of their box sorry oh god they’re everywhere

im going to feed them monster energy and then let them loose

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gatito

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kagome kagome is such a good song

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im pretty much sober now but that was awesome