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man I wonder what my life would be like if I never got into Ravel’s music, good thing we’ll never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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how the zebra crossing looks at me when i completely ignore it to just walk out into the middle of the road

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i bring a certain simple man charm to the function

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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HAPPY MAHLER’S BDAY MY FRIENDS

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fellow black rider fans i am WEEPING

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corporate needs you to find the differences between this character and this character

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hi i’m taylor and i insist on cosplaying shit no one’s heard of 🤝 (YET)

if y’all liked the mc from Cabaret let me put u onto Jordi Vidal as Pegleg in a 2009 version of the sick-af avant-garde german-expressionist musical The Black Rider

Pegleg is actually the devil in the form of a super cunty man who will sell u magic bullets in exchange for your soul (Fig. 1)

(Fig. 2) Pegleg opening the show

(Fig. 3) Pegleg closing the show

(Fig. 4) just one of the hardest bops i’ve ever heard

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no bc i think tumblr would love this guy y’all just don’t know him yet

everyone say hi to Jordi Vidal Gómez 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

actor, singer, wears the hell out of a feather boa, no this isn’t sponsored i just found him down a youtube rabbit hole (thanks @sixty-silver-wishes) and now i’m telling you

from barcelona, mostly sings in catalan but sometimes in english and sometimes in french

i’m not even the biggest theater person you’ll meet, nor do i speak catalan but DAMN is this guy fun to watch

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tom waits fandom how’d i do

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i, ACERERAK, called THE DEVOURER, will build a great TOMB OF HORRORS, which will house my earthly remains whilst my spirit roams strange and distant worlds. and that'll finally show my BITCH EX-WIFE, CINDY

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@mtvunplugged1996 are u sure u want to open that can of worms

rules: using only song titles from one band/artist, cleverly answer the questions and tag people.

band/artist: klaus nomi

gender: samson and delilah

how you feel: falling in love again

if you could go anywhere: za bakdaz (allegedly means “heaven” or “nomi homeland”)

favorite mode of transportation: wasting my time

if life were a tv show: simple man

relationship status: you don’t own me

your fear: death (from “dido and aeneas”)

@sixty-silver-wishes it’s all you bud

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some doodles based on this video which has fully set up shop inside my brain rn. thank u for listening

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hilson - feels like we only go backwards ⏪️

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fans of regular musicians: *buying t-shirts, going to concerts*

klaus nomi fans: last night i played a Klaus Nomi album backwards and his ghost appeared

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me: (sees anything) wow thats kinda like pegleg from the black rider