tulipanthousa
tulipanthousa
Thirst Law of Thermodynamics
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Thirst Law states: everyone is too damn hot and its A Problem | Minors DNI | you can call me Violet | lu/la/ly/lys/laself and bay/sil/bay/bays/silself | 29 | where are you hiding the remile smut | read the FAQ please | COMMISSIONS: CLOSED | wishlist
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tulipanthousa · 52 minutes ago
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There’s some tags on the post about that kinktober rule list making my eye twitch because kink fills are not about the characters finding it kinky. It’s about us, the audience finding it kinky. So the consent doesn’t matter between them. At all. I will fight you. Idgaf if character b isn’t into it. I don’t care if neither are into it. If you want to write, cool. If someone wants to read it, cool. The consent matters between you, and the fic. So this is one directional consent. You have all the power and don’t have to negotiate anything. You’ll find that fic has a very hard time breaking your consent, because the back button is always available to you.
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tulipanthousa · 4 days ago
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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.
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tulipanthousa · 6 days ago
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thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed
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tulipanthousa · 8 days ago
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this is my new fave gif so you get a copy of it
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but yeah dw abt the orgy fic vi, we'd much rather you have fun and enjoy what youre writing. youve got plenty of other horny fics to us to be freaks abt, we will survive 💖🫶
thank you, i really appreciate everyone being so chill. i think i let myself stew in it inside my own head too long. thank you for reminding me its a Fun First set up
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tulipanthousa · 8 days ago
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The cool thing about the Orgy fic is it kinda stands well enough on its own rn like it COULD read as a finished fic so it leaves it in a great spot. Don't pressure yourself to write anything ever, remember we're all jsut having a good time. besides I can use my own imagination to think about Roman and Remy having sex. lol seriously though anything you make for this universe I love. I almost never get very attached to peoples OCs in stories and yet just the other day I saw some meme and was like "lol that is so May Gage" I downloaded a few songs onto my mp3 player bc they made me think of Greta and Virgil. I LOVE THESE STORIES AND CHARACTERS and thank you for making them!
!!!!!! youre so welcome, and thank you for your kind words as well <3 i too think about may gage constantly im glad i can infect yall with some of it haha
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tulipanthousa · 8 days ago
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Please don't feel guilty for not finishing it! I would rather you work on things that make you happy. At the end of the day fanfiction is for the enjoyment of the author and the reader. If the author is having fun then its not worth it. We appreciate all the art you create and thank you for doing it!
And just so you know, I will be here until you aren't. This is a train I intend to stay on. ❤️
thank you T.T youre all being so lovely i really appreciate it!! sm!
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tulipanthousa · 8 days ago
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NEVER beat yourself up for writing or not writing, we love you forever. If it was causing you stress its alright to let it go. (Personally even though I Have moved on to other fandom-fandoms, your writings have stuck with me enough that I've been patiently waiting and sticking around since 2019-ish. Its like visiting a park to me. I love the way you write and what you do and I hope you have a lovely and gentle day. You deserve it and also the world. <3<3)
im very flattered to be your park in the way seasons 1-5 of spn are for me akshdgagsh
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tulipanthousa · 8 days ago
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sending you love!!! as much as i loved chapter 1 of the orgy fic, id always rather you focus on things that are bringing you joy than force something that doesnt
as a fellow creative i get the disappointment of feeling you cant complete something, especially something youve been hyped up so much to do, i hope youre not being too hard on yourself!! (though also as someone whos been reading laoft from the very start i can promise there will always be people here still hyped for any kinda updates, no matter how small or how late :) )
sending positive beams your way!!!!
thank you for the positive beams <3 i ate immediately after that and feel like like im going to cry. i really appreciate everyone being so understanding
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tulipanthousa · 8 days ago
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hi. i know youve all been waiting over a year at this point but i think i can safely say im not finishing the orgy fic. i dont know if i'll mark it abandoned (the shame is already strangling me) but i think its just beyond my skill level. writing it has become stressful and frustrating and not even a little enjoyable, and my commitment to finishing it before i write any other smut has instead made me not want to write anything at all for the guilt of not working on it instead
i want to finish it, but i dont think i can. if it does get finished it will probably be one of my '3 years between chapters' situations, and you will likely be in different fandoms. i hope you havent been holding your breath, and if you are im very sorry
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tulipanthousa · 9 days ago
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i know i joke about rent-lowering gunshots but i cannot emphasize enough that incest and rape kinks are extremely common. wildly popular. this is something that a lot of people fantasize about, because it’s an easily accessible taboo, it intrigues/scares/interests people and there’s a lot of content out there to absorb about it. it’s really not that out there or extreme to have those fetishes; we are talking top charters on pornhub of all places.
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tulipanthousa · 9 days ago
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The people that really fascinate me are the ones who were shamelessly horny for Alexander Hamilton before the musical was a thing. I know they exist, and I want to examine them under controlled conditions.
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tulipanthousa · 10 days ago
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Hideout in the Sun (Doris Wishman; Larry Wolk, 1960)
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tulipanthousa · 11 days ago
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call him jesus the way i make him bred and whine
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tulipanthousa · 12 days ago
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just because it popped into my head and sounded cute, does laoft logan like being squished during sex?
more during aftercare - getting fucked by Roman or occasionally Patton in doggy style and then they lay down on top of him after still inside. nice and warm and pressure and cozy. Virgil too, but only in the summer
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tulipanthousa · 12 days ago
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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
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tulipanthousa · 12 days ago
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“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong
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tulipanthousa · 12 days ago
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Dukeceit Week Day 3 - Pet Names
@darksideweeks
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