#moose watch

[thatsbelievable]

[painitte]

Monster falls stuff

[mo-mode]

Okay so now that we have more satyr lore in the show, I’m gonna need an in-universe documentary about all of the magical creatures and monsters narrated by minor god of nature himself David Attenborough and filmed by a crew of brave satyrs but it always goes horribly wrong. every time they try to document a monster in its natural habitat, the monster’s just reading a book or like eating a churro or something until either it tries to eat the crew or a demigod child appears and then they turn into a living nightmare and David is like “oh dear” in his posh British accent and they cut to some b-roll footage of centaurs galloping or something. And then when they try to get some cute footage of magical creatures, either the satyrs almost die or there’s a tragic death of the creatures like hippocampus babies traveling in a pod with their family, but then one of them gets eaten by a sea serpent and you see a satyr wailing in the corner as we hear David say something like “oh what a shame but that’s the circle of life” and they just keep on going. the satyrs keep trying to give the animals satyr’s blessings but that’s not allowed cuz they can’t interfere like normal documentarians can’t so it’s just them trying and failing to protect the animals while the omniscient god David Attenborough keeps narrating without pause. But it’s also their duty as satyrs to preserve nature so they still need to make the best show possible

It’s a Need. I will write the script myself, okay? Don’t tempt me. Rick Riordan hire me PLEASE

[grimreapersnuisance]

Inktober Day 3: Nosebleed

(Pulled from SPN screencap)

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

Mean Girls, Winchester Edition:

[serenadeofsunshine]

dec 16th is my anniversary with bullwinkle:o) happy anniversary bully i 💛 uuuuu

[zzoomacroom]

If I had a nickel for every time I fell in love with a queer, fictionalized depiction of a real-life 18th century thief played by a washed-up, middle-aged comedian in leather pants, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[pad-paper-pen]

"... The Croon was worshipped as she pranced among trees, towering castles kings claimed to be prevailing..."

— 🌾 🪕

an artistic interpretation based of a mere part of an introduction to a story I've been longing to hear since i first learned its name.

while it may regard the task of telling every tale to high regard, it appears there's a reason that what is true falls under another Harker's domain... 🪵

[ontarom]

A bloodied Stephen Lang in "Gang In Blue" (1996)

[mooseonahunt]

Rewatched As Above, So Below last night and it was just as good as I remember it being. I am tempted to watch it again tonight.

[babygirlspurgeon]

2:43 of lil guys just skatin n shootin

[hazel2468]

Mister Moose! The day he arrived and then yesterday.

These pica don’t do him justice. He is such a lovely shade of olive green, with some yellows in there as well.

[chiropteracupola]

come to think of it it's a little odd to be made fun of for wearing suspenders by someone who presently devotes his life to watching videos where someone takes his toddling children on long snow-camping trips for youtube purposes. while also wearing suspenders.

[raytoroapologist]

he's literally cuddling me i love him so fucking much

[tiangouaway]

looking up linguistics/geography stuff, and realizing that a lot of confusing things related to north american-centric english just comes from how plenty of words here are derived from native american languages and then placed in the already jumbled mess of english. cool!

[serenadeofsunshine]

you know how i was fearing i lost the platonic f/o staying a platonic f/o battle.

Yeah……………………. i lost