#moonwaters

[toomanyfictionalboyfriends]

based on this tik tok

please, if you're reading this please reblog. I know it might not mean a lot to you but it helps my work reach other people and I genuinely enjoy writing and talking about these people and it means a lot to me! also feel free to jump into my ask box to talk about them with me or send me prompts or scenarios you want to see the boys in with or without a reader insert! that's enough from me, the story is below, enjoy

contains: wolfstar, jegulus, little but of moonwaters as a joke, cheating? (I don't think it is because it's a prank and also because there were no feelings involved and I hc that they all platonically make out with each other when they're bored anyway (aside from Regulus and Sirius) kissing, mentions of wet and noisy kisses, he/they Sirius

"I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room, on the lips." James smirks at Regulus, a teasing lilt to his voice knowing his boyfriend will surely pick him. Regulus gives a smile back, lifting himself up on his knees just a tad. Instead of going into his side where James sits, waiting for a kiss, he leans across towards a devilish looking Remus. The boy sits up straighter and gives a small nod as Regulus pauses just shy of his lips. The two are kissing before either boy's boyfriend can object, James and Sirius sit there not sure of what's happening. Remus' hand finds the back of Regulus' neck, pulling him deeper into the kiss, humming against his lips. When his hair is trapped between Remus' long fingers and tugged slightly Regulus lets out a groan that allows Remus to slip his tongue into his mouth. Each boy grapples for purchase somewhere on the other, hands quick but delicate. The kiss isn't slobbery like how James likes to kiss or noisy like how Sirius likes to kiss, it's pristine but hot and heavy. Regulus finally pulls away, gasping for air or more of Remus and it's now that James wears a firm pout on his boyish features.

Sirius' face is six shades of anger and all of them are equally terrifying. "Your boyfriend-" He spits at James.

"My boyfriend? He's your brother! And your boyfriend was just as much involved as mine was, I'm a victim here too." James' pout deepens. "Didn't realize that was the outcome, was supposed to be a silly game of dares." For a split second tears well in his eyes but before he can let them fall Sirius is on Regulus.

"You daft idiot. Why would you do such a thing?!" Their hands are around Regulus' throat. "You of all people should know better, I should kill you right now-" He draws his wand. Only it's quickly snatched away by Remus who is standing now to pull Sirius off the offender. He quickly tosses Sirius' wand to James as he and a choked out Regulus babble incoherently in unison.

"S'a prank pads, lay off. S'just a prank. S'a prank." Remus rambles, trying to calm Sirius' jangled nerves.

"Still think Jamie's the prettiest boy there ever was. Was all planned, heard you asking Sirius earlier and you guys are always messing with us so we wanted to mess with you back." Regulus explains to James, twisting a curl around his finger as he's finally allowed closer once again.

"You'll kiss me to prove it?" James asks, shyly looking up at Regulus.

"As if." Regulus sneers, leaning down and placing a firm but sloppy wet kiss to James' lips. James can't help but let a giggle escape him, he was panicking for a minute.

"Now you have to kiss me." Sirius peers up through their eyelashes, looking at Remus.

"Says who?"

"Says me, that's who." Sirius bats his eyes.

"You get one kiss, make it count." Remus shakes his head, smiling with a sticky fondness as he lets Sirius kiss him noisily and many more times than once.

[fiasco95]

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Sirius, about the fight jegulus just had: so when you two fight, he makes you sleep on the couch?

James: no, it's even worse. He sleeps on the couch. So on top of being alone, I'm left feeling guilty that he has to sleep on the couch because of me and I'm up all night thinking about my actions.

Sirius: *thinking* I have to make sure that Remus never learns this.

Regulus: I slept like a baby.

Remus: *nodding* I see.

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

Remus: Sirius is my friend and if he loves me, it’s the same way he would love a sibling.

Regulus: Sirius is my brother and if he looked at me the way he looks at you, I would have to see a therapist.

[jjkyaoi]

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

[moondustinfj]

Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

[musicoftheheart]

regulus, making his best man speech at sirius' wedding: statistically, the person you marry is most likely to be the person who kills you

regulus: lupin, ill help you hide the body

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Regulus: Why?

Remus: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Sirius:

Sirius: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[patchesunsolved]

look at me in the eye and tell me that’s not remus and regulus having a cute platonic moonwater moment and then there’s sirius in the back cursing and hating them

[yourgalgremlin]

REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—

SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?

JAMES: of detention?

REGULUS: of Sirius?

REMUS: …of depression.

[faerycross]

regulus: i absolutely smashed that autism test

sirius: ...

james: i think you should look into that-

regulus: nonsense. i am simply not physically capable of failing. nothing more.

remus: yeah, same

sirius: ...

james, whispering to sirius: gotta love our autistic boyfriends <3

[dumbass-gryffindor1960]

Remus: what happened again??

Regulus: well I was walking outside and I saw James, so I just came to kiss him…

Remus: and??

Regulus: he rejected me! So I tried again, he rejected me again!

Remus: maybe that wasn’t him?

Regulus: do you know any other gryffindor who can talk to a dog while playing with a golden snitch?

Remus: a dog?

Regulus: yeah that black dog

Remus: what did you say to James exactly before leaving

Regulus: he is the one who left! I said to him that he was less shy last night and he ran!!

Remus: I’m sorry for your loss

Regulus: what

[moutainrusing]

PA announcement: Would Remus Lupin and Regulus Black please report to Security?

- - -

Remus: We are Remus Lupin and Regulus Black, we were called to Security?

Security officer: Ah, yes, we have some lost... belongings of yours.

James and Sirius, waving: Hi! We got lost.

Regulus: But we didn’t even bring you with us?

[outromoony]

No wonder Moonwater work so well as friends. Regulus is the type of person to call you a piece of shit, and Remus will elaborate on exactly why you're a piece of shit.

[a-great-tragedy]

The difference between the Black brothers is that Sirius would scream family line at the top of his lungs, while Regulus would just lay on the floor and sob.

James and Remus are concerned for both of them regardless

[spookeart]

They’re bonding