#moonwaters

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[eweexiy]

*the black brothers gossiping in french*

sirius: who's the hottest guy in school?

regulus: my james, of course.

sirius: no, you're dating him, it doesn't count-

regulus: your boyfriend.

sirius: WHAT-

*regulus looks slyly at lupin and grins*

*remus and james, who don't speak french, look at each other nervously and uncomprehendingly*

black brothers; wolfstar; jegulus;

[rudamaruda520]

Remus: You have to let yourself to be loved, Regulus. You deserve happiness.

Regulus: hmm... it's a really good advice, Remus. Why don't you use it?

Remus: Oh, fuck off. I give good advices. I don't take them myself. Any good dealer will tell you to not take your own drugs.

[sspadfoot]

Regulus and Sirius: We listen and we don’t judge.

Regulus: I’m dating your best friend

Sirius:

Regulus: We listen and we don’t judge

Sirius: I’m dating your best friend

Regulus:

Sirius: We listen and we don’t judge

[fiasco95]

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[musicoftheheart]

regulus, making his best man speech at sirius' wedding: statistically, the person you marry is most likely to be the person who kills you

regulus: lupin, ill help you hide the body

[yourgalgremlin]

REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—

SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?

JAMES: of detention?

REGULUS: of Sirius?

REMUS: …of depression.

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

Remus: Sirius is my friend and if he loves me, it’s the same way he would love a sibling.

Regulus: Sirius is my brother and if he looked at me the way he looks at you, I would have to see a therapist.

[patchesunsolved]

look at me in the eye and tell me that’s not remus and regulus having a cute platonic moonwater moment and then there’s sirius in the back cursing and hating them

[kingstarkingslay]

Regulus: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.

Regulus: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Remus: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

[moondostj]

been thinking about this lately: au where regulus is remus’ doctor; regulus and sirius have a good relationship and sirius occasionally drops by regulus’ practice to have lunch, only to end up flirting shamelessly and inappropriately for months with his little brother’s big brown eyed patient. on the other hand, however, remus is not to be trusted to go to the doctor by himself, and so how could his over protective best friend james potter ever let him go alone? and oh, isn’t remus’ mean doctor just the most outrageously attractive man he’s ever seen?

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus, texting Remus: Remus! Help I’m being kidnapped Remus: Where are you? Regulus: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Remus: I’ll call James. James, answering his cell: Y’ello? Remus: Where’s Regulus? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. James: Reggie? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me- James: James: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* James: I AM JUST WEARING CONTACTS INSTEAD OF GLASSES! Regulus : WHO ARE YOU?!

[jjkyaoi]

the headcanon of regulus just being able to cry on command is horrifying but also the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking heard. like i imagine regulus is hanging out with the marauders, post black brothers reconciliation, and him and sirius are bickering and sirius JOKINGLY goes “well it’s not MY fault it’s impossible for you to show any emotion” and regulus blinks. and then just fully starts sobbing.

and james and remus and peter are all like ?!?!?! what the FUCK . RIGHTFULLY SO. and james’ heart is hurting so bad because he’s never seen regulus cry before and he’s trying to comfort him and hold him and regulus, (who is gay and a little shit) is just letting himself be hugged and letting james pet his hair or whatever and remus is like. sirius what the fuck apologize to your brother??????? because sirius has been sitting there the entire time unmoving and he just raises his eyebrows, completely unimpressed and deadpan when he goes, “you guys do know he’s faking right”. and then when remus and james both are like HUH??? torn between bewildered and angry with this reaction, regulus just extracts himself from james, face completely neutral but with tears drying on his cheeks, no sign of the heaving, hyperventilating sobs he’d fallen into literally a second ago and says “i win”. it terrifies peter so bad that he can’t look him in the eyes for a week

[moondustinfj]

Remus, whispering to the phone: Where. Are. You. Reg?! This place is fancy and I don't know which fork to kill myself with!

[nidoole]

Hc: Regulus and Remus always joke about leaving their boyfriends for each other and every single time James and Sirius genuinely lose their shit

[stareggie]

remus: i could fix him-

regulus: and i could make him beg like a whore. what’s your point?