#moon king donnie

[tinydancerandthemoonchild]

Leo, worst case, you're gonna get adopted by at least one peepaw in the process of this competition. So you'll have a new father figure at the most, and a new uncle at the least.

I'm gonna get adopted by a what-

NOT WITHOUT ME YOU'RE NOT.

[tinydancerandthemoonchild]

Vote for us! My buns are on the way!

I mean, we could tie with them...

Let's just watch how the poll goes before we start begging for a tie.

[cinamorolldesignaesthetic]

[deadhearthotline]

my love language to half of my favorite characters is head-canoning them as aroace, apparently

[jazzxsonic-art]

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[tinydancerandthemoonchild]

NO-

Wait, it's not?

[He looks. Directly down the barrel. Meanwhile Raph looks directly at you with a bright, sunny smile, heavy tail lifted happily.]

Hi! You're another version of Leo, right? Would you like a hug? Or snacks? Or a parasol? Oh, wait, you're competing, that might not be smart...

WHY WOULD YOU PING ME IM SO DEAD- uh- hi-

[He's got the nerf gun pointing towards his chest. Oh boy.]

- @tinydancerandthemoonchild

Don't point the gun at yourself man, that's dangerous, point it at Donnie instead 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[yorshie]

Bayverse Headcanons

Just some headcanons I keep in mind when I'm writing bayverse. Will probably come back and add more as I decide on them.

Leonardo

Height/weight: 6’2”, 670lbs

Theme song : Loyal by ODESZA

Ambidextrous but if he needs to punch someone he uses his right hand

Has a dry sense of humor, more little quips and witty one liners than anything planned

Turns into a bit of a caveman when you’re in danger. He catches you going someplace dangerous? Straight to turtle jail for 1000 years. You don’t wanna be picked up and carried to safety? Too bad, it’s happening

Is the King of small touches. A hand on your back, a nudge of his knuckles to get you moving. Mr. soft eyes and low voice when he wants to get his way

Still gets into arguments with Raph. Sometimes they still dissolve into fisticuffs.

References vines to the horror of his brothers (his fav is “road work ahead”)

No one will play Risk with him because even if he’s losing he somehow bleeds everyone dry

Has a gameboy with exactly one game, Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town. All his animals have names like "Bob" or "Tilda"

can't cook, is banned from the kitchen, once set water on fire.

reads science fiction, fantasy and sagas a lot, though if you pay attention to his books the covers are sometimes swapped and it's almost always poetry or romances.

Not a big fan of PDA. Will give you a snoot boop or a chaste forehead kiss in public, but anything more is off limits. What’s that? You wanna snuggle? You better hope none of his brothers walk in because this turtle might panic and shove you off his lap in a snap decision instinct. You wanna go to his room? The scandal. What will everyone think? Fine, but he’ll ninja you in there. No one will know or see. Ninja silent. Except- Donnie will know. Donnie will see. Because he was sitting in the chair right next to you two and you both somehow forgot he was there.

Hogs the bed. And the covers. And the pillows. Basically if you want any bed commodity you better be prepared to snuggle

If you want him to watch tv that’s not sports it’s gotta be some older saga or classic that you actually have to pay attention to. Loves black and white martial arts movies. You once caught him hugging a pillow and watching Princess Mononoke with tears in his eyes.

Will just stare at the person who asked him to kill a little harmless spider before leaving the room

Donatello

Height/Weight: 6’8”/ 680lbs

Theme Song: Frequency by Tim Wolf

Left handed

Donnie is THE sarcastic little shit. 

He realizes quickly that while Leo has softness, and Raph is filthy, he doesn’t need to stoop to theatrics to get what he wants. He just has to make eye contact, tilt his head, and tell you in a calm, plain voice what he desires, and it works. 

Can’t keep his attention on one thing for a long period of time, or has to have multiple stimuli going on to keep focus. King of multitasking

The turtle most likely to curse

Can’t sleep without a nightlight and either music or a movie

Listens to filthy music when he’s working. 

The others gang up on him during trivia night to give everyone else a chance

the adrenaline junkie

one time he got Leo's tea mixed up with his coffee and he spat the substance clear across the Lair.

can cook but it's kinda bland. Can't bake to save his life, despite arguing with every failed cake like it’s out to get him: “it’s science why won’t you work??!”

hasn't opened a real book since the invention of the internet. Has a library of hard drives with the subject matter clearly labeled in alphabetical order. Mikey doesn't know about it and thus it has stayed relatively in order.

Doesn’t use his bed much, so the upside is you always have room to stretch out. Bad news is, if you want this turtle to get any decent sleep, you have to figure out how to keep him trapped enough where he can’t move without waking you up. And he’s a ninja.

Donnie likes to watch informative things. Like how it’s made, or unsolved mysteries. His crack show though? Cryptid hunters. He’ll laugh himself silly over people trying to trap Bigfoot or corner Mothman

The one that kills spiders

Raphael

Height/Weight: 6’5”/ 720lbs

Theme Song: Don’t Get in My Way by Zack Hemsey

Right handed

Turtle has a MOUTH and he is not afraid to open it to to get what he wants. Absolutely filthy when he wants to be.

Will turn into a little melted turtle puddle if someone is sweet to him. Doesn’t really turn to butter over words, but actions will get him every time.

Watches crocodile hunter and golden girls when no one else is awake. Loves animal documentaries, and zoboomafoo

Rough around the edges when it comes to heartfelt affection or feelings. With seduction he’s smooth, but telling someone he genuinely cares for them? Good luck stringing two words together my dude.

Prefers silence or listening when hanging out with someone. He’s slow with his input, careful with what he says. You’re winning if you can make him laugh

in the kitchen he’s either making the most disgusting looking thing that tastes fucking amazing or he’s grilling. Doesn’t tell anyone he learned how to make bread watching Julia Childe.

If he's doing something dangerous or something stupid, the worse thing you could say is along the line of "Leo said-" like, congrats, you just made sure he's gonna do the thing everyone knows he shouldn't. Flip side, he's trying to talk you out of doing something? Just sigh and say "ok, guess I'll go ask Leo-" Boom. Thing is done. Is it healthy? no. Does it work? yes.

Is the most considerate when it comes to sleepy time. He’ll make sure you have your own pillow, own blankets. He sleeps on his stomach and doesn’t move much, and is large enough that you could sleep tucked under the lip of his shell without fear of being squashed

Not the one to call if you see a spider. He will scream

Michelangelo

Height/weight: 6’0”/ 640lbs

Theme Song: Handclap by Fitz and the Tantrums

Right handed but if he puts his mind to it he can use his left equally for everything but writing

Is legally obligated to use cheesy pick up lines, and is a Talker

Uses lollipops and hard candy to keep his focus, bit of an oral fixation

completely ruins heartfelt moments by getting sidetracked. Can be giving the mushiest compliments then in the next breath go "so you gonna eat that leftover cake in your fridge or nah?"

Changes nicknames for you on a semi-weekly basis just to keep you on your toes and to annoy his brothers

Prankster extraordinare 

Can cook, but like the annoying ‘these are the worst ingredients to combine and somehow this tastes good and I'm going to sue you over telling me what's in this’

Is the best with understanding emotions and expressing himself. Yes, Leo might be better reading body language, but Mikey has empathy over why someone might react a certain way, not just 'if I do y then x happens'

Will push buttons to see how much he can bug someone

The one most likely to help you sneak out and get up to shit. Also the one most likely to get you two caught.

Makes up song lyrics when he doesn't know the actual words. Will change them to suit his needs, or how badly he wants to tick off his brothers. Not sure who would get the MOST annoyed by wrong lyrics on purpose, but you just know he has a different set fine tuned for each brother

His bed is basically a storage container for pillows and blankets. Which is good, because he is a serial cuddler, and if you need space to sleep you’ve got plenty of pillows to act as a body double if needs be

Loves soap operas, iron chef, diners drive-ins and dives. The more drama is in it, the more he eats it up. He and Raph bond over Golden Girls once the bigger brother realized he wasn’t going to get teased over it

Will pick up the spider to show you it’s not something to be scared of

[tinydancerandthemoonchild]

Hey Don are you pro or anti ur leo winning @tmntrpblogcomp

Did he even make it in?

[lilyvalerieorchard]

If anyone of you interacts with any irredeemable media such as

Steven Universe

She-Ra

The Owl House

Star Vs The Forces Of Evil

Avatar: The Last Airbender

The Legend Of Korra

Ducktales

Gravity Falls

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Young Justice

Gargoyles

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Sailor Moon

Dragon Ball Z

All anime

All manga

Harry Potter

X-Men

G. Willow Wilson's run on Ms. Marvel

All modern Cass Cain/Batgirl story post-One Year Later

All modern Peter Parker/Spider-Man story post-One More Day

Super Mario Bros

The Legend Of Zelda

Wolfenstein

Doom

The Last Of Us/The Last Of Us Part II

Uncharted

Ratchet & Clank

Jak & Daxter

Sly Cooper

Metal Gear Solid

Tomb Raider (old and new)

Final Fantasy

The Original Star Wars Trilogy

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Star Wars: Rebels

The Last Jedi

Lord Of The Rings

The MCU

The Mad Max saga

The Evil Dead Trilogy

Braveheart

Lethal Weapon

All films by Francis Ford Coppola

All films by Roman Polanski

All films by Woody Allen

All films by Terry Gilliam

All films by Brian De Palma

All films by Quinten Tarantino

All films by Stanley Kubrick

All films by Tim Burton

All films by Rian Johnson

All films by Don Bluth

All films by Steven Spielberg

All books by Stephen King

All comics by Dan Slott

All comics by Donny Cates

All comics by Jason Aaron

All comics by Jeremy Whitley

All comics by Grace Sina

All comics by Tom Taylor

All Comics by Tom King

All comics by Scott Snyder

All comics by James Tynion IV

All comics Brian Michael Bendis

All comics by Tini Howard

All comics by Vita Ayala

All comics by Joshua Williamson

Music by Michael Jackson

Music by Janet Jackson

Music by Prince

Music by Madonna

Music by The Beach Boys

Music by The Beatles

Music by Mozart

Music by Bach

Music by Beethoven

Music by Hyden

Music by Handel

Music by Wagner

Music by Dvorak

Music by Holst

Hideo Kojima

Greg Weisman

Weird Al

Rebecca Sugar

THEN YOU ARE AN EVIL NAZI ENABLER WHO MUST BURN!

[peonygray]

The Flower Beneath the Moonlight (Percival x Nasiens Fanfic)

by Peony Gray

Percival is observing the half giant-fairy as she sits under a tree. It was already evening, and the stars above them had an alluring gleam along with the bright, full moon. Percival was wondering what Nasiens was doing at this hour.

The Horseman of Death sighed and walked towards Nasiens, carefully not making a sound as both Donny and Anne were already asleep. 

"Nasiens! What's up!" he greeted as soon as he arrived in front of Nasiens, which startled the girl immediately.

"P-Percival! I-I didn't notice you coming! Wait, why are you still awake?" she asked, not removing her gaze at Percival as the winged-hair boy sat beside her and leaned against the tree.

"I have the same question for you, too. What are you doing here all alone?" Percival asked.

Nasiens blushed, but smiled a bit because despite Percival's appearance somehow matured, he's still somehow like an innocent small child from when she first met him. She couldn't help but ease a bit at his presence, even though she was starting to feel her heart tensed as well.

"I'm just looking at the necklace the Fairy King gave me before we left the Fairy Kingdom. Or rather, this piece is his Spirit Spear," Nasiens said, holding the pendant which was a piece of her father's weapon in her hand, "I just noticed there's something carved here."

"What is it then?" Percival asked, looking over at what Nasiens was holding.

A name was etched on it, but small which made it harder for someone to read or even notice. Percival read what was written aloud, and turned his gaze towards Nasiens, "Blanchefleur. What is that?"

Both Nasiens and Percival went surprised as soon as Nasiens turned her head, realizing how close their faces are with each other. They backed off a little, with Nasiens hiding her face now in a red tint from what happened, while Percival felt how far his heart beat at that moment.

Yet, Percival reflected on how beautiful the woman was beside him just by looking at her. Few weeks earlier, Nasiens just began to change her gender and finally into a woman. Her brown hair was much longer, and her body had changed as well. 

When Percival first laid eyes on her being changed, he couldn't help but adore her beauty. She was like a delicate white flower kissed by the moonlight. He managed to mask his adoration by a big grin during that time, yet deep inside, he found himself deeply entranced by Nasiens and feeling something he couldn't explain.

"I-I think," Nasiens uttered, "it is the name they are supposed to give me before I was stolen from the Fairy King and Queen Diane," she said, now smiling as Nasiens caressed the pendant, "though I'm still not sure of it."

"I think it sounds great, even if I don't know what it means!" said Percival, which was soon followed with both of them giggling at each other.

The two of them still remained outside, looking at the full moon and enjoying the silence. However, Percival wasn't looking at the moon anymore. His purple eyes stared at the enchanting being in front of him. Suddenly, he caressed her back which made Nasiens almost jump from her seat.

"W-What the--Percival!!"

"I'm sorry, Nasiens! I didn't mean it that way!"

Why did he do that again?! Nasiens thought as she buried her face in her hat.

"AAAAHH! I'm really sorry, Nasiens! I-I'm just wondering something, that's why I suddenly touched your back!"

"What is it, then?"

"I-I'm just wondering if you'll ever grow wings, too, like the other fairies..."

Nasiens then looked at Percival and thought about it, either, "It's possible, I think. Though I'm not sure about that as well since I'm also part giant."

"But I believe it'll come out soon! You know, I've been picturing that your wings will be similar to the tiny white butterflies we usually see. Yeah, that actually suits you!"

Percival saw that Nasiens' face was becoming red as a tomato once again, and giggled at how cute she looked, "A-A white butterfly? Why?"

"Hmm...because you always wear white? Anyways, I always thought you might look beautiful with it. Especially if you're working on your herbs or just being in the flowers," Percival said softly to her, as his hands suddenly caressing her now longer hair.

Nasiens couldn't explain how she feels at this moment. She's both feeling nervous, at the same time calm at Percival's actions towards her now. She couldn't explain the way he was looking at her. It is different from their usual encounters.

At that moment, it seemed like the energetic, childish boy left Percival for a while. He slowly moved towards Nasiends and pulled him against his chest. Nasiens also did the same, burying her face against him as both of their arms wrapped at each other's bodies.

Percival thought of how he heard things before when he died. Of how Nasiens looked over him and never stopped from making medicines to wake him up.

Also the time when Nasiens confessed to her sister that he liked him, or something more than that.

Is that what I'm feeling for her, too? Well, I think it is.

For Percival, there was finally an explanation to the strange pull he was feeling before, and right now for Nasiens. He wanted to hold her like this forever.

"Percival," Nasiens said, "I mean what I said before. That I love you. Not just in a friendly way, but also romantically."

"Like falling in love from stories?" he asked.

Nasiens nodded, hiding her blush from him.

"In that case, I think I'm falling for you, too, Nasiens."

She went to look at him again, where she could feel tears threatening to escape her eyes. Percival smiled warmly until he pressed his lips on her forehead, and then went to her lips, which Nasiens gladly returned.

It took them a while to return to their rooms, and stayed to watch the moon, with them holding onto each other. It was not until Percival felt Nasiens body relaxing against him, finally finding her asleep.

He then proceeded to carry her in his arms, and finally returned to their sleeping quarters. The exchange between the life spirit, and the fairy-giant was witnessed by the moon herself in such a lovely evening.

The End.

You can also follow me on AO3 @PeonyGray31! Arigato!

[holdmytesseract]

moodboard by @chennqingg <3

Rules To Break

Jotun!Prince!Loki Laufeyson x fem!Æsir!Princess!Reader

Summary: Prince Loki of Jotunheim - son of King Laufey and heir to the throne is assigned to train a bunch of Asgardian men, in order to turn them into warriors. What happens when Odin's daughter, Princess Y/N crosses his paths in ways he would've never expected? While the Prince is completely unaware, the Princess struggles to keep up her several masquerades...

Warnings for this Chapter: thirst, Mulan vibes? warrior training, weapons, swear words, Loki being a bit of a smug, arrogant - but sexy asshole, nudity?

Word Count: 2,5k

a/n: Here's the second chapter, guys! Enjoy! 😁 I wanted to post this today for @lokisgoodgirl . I had the feeling you might need this today. ☺️ Hope you like it, my lovely friend! 💚

Divider by the lovely @fictive-sl0th ! 💚

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Ice Flower AU Masterlist ��� Masterlist

This whole story is kinda inspired by this song, but I feel like this is the first chapter the song really fits to. ☺️

Chapter One / Chapter Three

Chapter Two

"My prince! Every man has arrived. They are ready to start." A guard appeared in Loki's tent, bearing him the news. Loki stood up, taking a deep breath and reached for his beautifully crafted sword, sliding it in its sheath. "Let's go to work then." Loki wasn't entirely happy about the task he had been assigned with, but his father and the Allfather relied on him. It was important - so he took it very seriously. "Yes, your highness." The guard took a bow, before he followed Loki out of the big tent and to the meeting place, where every assigned man stood, waiting for their mentor to arrive.

You and every other man had been called outside; ordered to wait on the meeting place for the prince to arrive. This was it, you thought. It is about to happen. A lot of thoughts were running through your mind. Were you truly ready for this? Were you good enough? Could you maintain your cover?

The sound of a fanfare ripped you out of your thoughts and signalling the arrival of prince Loki of Jotunheim - your mentor for the next weeks. Just like everyone around you, you went down on one knee, bowing for the member of the Jotun royalty. "I introduce to you: The crown prince of Jotunheim, Loki Laufeyson," one of the guards announced. "Arise!" You did what the guard told you; gaze falling on Loki for the first time in years - decades.

You had expected a lot. Really. But certainly not that Loki was - just like Estrid told you - so stunningly handsome. You would've never thought that he had grown into such an attractive man. Never. His curly hair was still as black as coal. It was longer now and fell in waves over his broad shoulders. His face was literally carved by the gods themselves, with razor-sharp cheekbones and a defined jawline. Breath-taking ruby eyes were scanning the crowd. When your eyes travelled lower, you almost felt your breath hitch. He was shirtless. Loki's torso was muscular and well-trained. From his arms, to his pecs and abs. A fine line of dark, coarse hair ran from his navel down his pubic region and disappeared in the dark green combination of some kind of loincloth and tassets he wore; inspired by ancient armour. His skin was smooth, dipped in a beautiful cerulean blue and covered with unique marks and ridges. Loki's underarms were covered with dark green wrist armour. His boots were the same dark green and almost reached up to the beginning of his thick, muscular thighs. You swallowed hard; fighting against your legs, which threatened to give in. Shit. You ate your words. That could be a problem.

"I suppose I don't have to tell you exactly who I am." The prince started to speak in a deep, dangerously sexy voice, causing your heart to race even faster. "You know me. You know my father." He took a few steps to the right, making a short pause. "I was chosen by your king, the Allfather, to train you and turn you into warriors. I will not lie. It is not going to be easy. You will shed sweat, blood and maybe even tears. Your muscles are going to burn and your bones are going to ache." Another few steps. This time to the left. "But I promise you... Once we're finished here, you all are going to be whole new men... Warriors. Ready to defend the kingdom - if necessary." The crowd around you cheered, while you still had just eyes for him. It was like a trance. You weren't able to avert your eyes. "Let's get down to business!"

The first three days of training were horrible to say the least. Loki's expectations hadn't been very high; but even that was still too high. The men they send him to train were a lost cause. All of them. They were clumsy, lacking in stamina and power. Hand-to-hand fighting? A disaster. Aiming skills? Non-existent. By the Norns, they didn't even know how to hold a sword! It was a chaotic mess - and so slowly, Loki's patience faltered. A week in and nothing had changed, causing him to finally loose it...

This evening's task had been to climb a very high tree and retrieve the flag of the kingdom Loki had placed high up in the treetop. The tree trunk was wide and thick, and there were no real branches to hold on to. One man after the other failed, causing you to swallow hard. If these 'strong' men couldn't make it... How in all the nine realms could you make it? Before you were able to think further about this, Loki's voice cut through the air. "You. Next." The words were clearly directed towards you. You felt how your heartbeat increased; the muscle hammering against your ribcage. It wasn't a secret that you all pretty much sucked. Neither that Loki's patience was wearing thin. He got more impatient and angrier every day - and you could understand it. Nevertheless, he didn't need to be so harsh with everybody. Not everyone was born a perfect soldier like he was. "Hey, you! Didn't you hear me?!" His rough, demanding voice urged to your ears again, causing a shiver to run down your spin. You cleared your throat and stepped forward. "Apologies, Sir." You spoke in your deepest voice, nearing the tree. Loki's ruby eyes followed you. "Stay focused. Lose it and you'll die in battle." Internally, you rolled your eyes. As if you didn't know that. "Oh you don't say..." You mumbled under your breath and went to climb the tree. "What was that, soldier?" He said in a mocking tone, crossing his arms in front of his chest. "Nothing, Sir." Prick. Maybe Estrid was right... He may be the most handsome man you had ever laid eyes upon, but seemingly he was an asshole. "Go on then. Retrieve the flag."

You tried. You really tried, but you quickly discovered that the technique you opted for was draining your strength. You made it not even halfway, when you felt your energy dwindle; deflagrate into nothing. Your arms weren't able to hold you up anymore, just like your legs and so you slid back down again, "Oh shit." landing on your bum. Defeated, you stood up, earning a disappointed sigh from the prince. Your only solace was, that every man after you failed as well, causing Loki to entirely lose his temper.

Shaking his head, he stepped in front of you and the forty-nine other man, visibly pissed. "One week..." Loki started in a low voice. Low, but clear to hear for everybody. "One entire week... and you all can't even climb a damn tree!" He quickly raised his voice, shouting at you and all the men. "You're the saddest bunch I ever met - without a doubt. A spineless pale pathetic lot." Loki literally spat out. "What are you, hm? Men... or wimps?! For Odin's sake, man up! Train harder! Or do I have to make you?!" His eyes sparkled dangerously, and you could tell that even the strongest men around trembled with fear. "But I promise you... You can bet before we're through, I'll make real men out of you. All of you." With those words the Frost Giant turned on his heels. "Think about it! And tomorrow, I want to see you perform!" He shouted over his shoulder and walked away. You swallowed hard. The message was clear. Everybody was quite stunned, just like you. Silent whispers echoed through the crowd, as everybody made their way back into their tents. With a sigh, you sat down on your cot, recalling the events that happened today. Yes, you needed a break. Your muscles were aching and sore, so you decided to make a trip to the little lake you had discovered a few days ago. It was almost dark. Nobody was going to be there anyway. Grabbing a towel and fresh clothes, you left your tent and sneaked out of the camp and into the woods.

Reaching the lake, you placed your things on a stone and quickly stripped off your clothes and everything that caused you to look more manly. It was a warm summer evening, with a gentle breeze rustling the trees around you. Crickets chirped and fireflies were everywhere. With the full moon shining down on the little lake, it was almost romantic. It had definitely something magical.

Carefully, you dipped one toe inside the water. It was pleasantly warm. A smile graced your lips. You took a run-up and jumped headfirst into the lake. As soon as your skin touched the water, you instantly felt refreshed. Emerging again, you stroked your soaking wet hair out of your face, as suddenly a voice sounded from behind you. "Now what do we have here?" You immediately froze on the spot; all your facial features derailing. You knew that voice. Very well. It was prince Loki. Shit, shit, shit, you cursed internally. What is he doing here?! Spinning around, only covered by the water, you faced him. He was standing on the shore. Your eyes widened. With only a fluffy, white towel slung around his hips. Nothing else. No shirt, no boots, no armour. "Seems like somebody had the same idea..." He spoke further; a charming smile creeping up his face. You, though, were literally speechless. "It'll be very pleasant to have some… company." The prince stated - and dropped his towel, causing you to almost have a heart attack. Quickly, you averted your eyes; feeling how the blood rushed into your cheeks. The sound of splashing water informed you, that Loki had joined you in the lake now. Well... You were fucked. You could only hope and pray, that he didn't somehow recognise you - or well... Your face.

You watched him swim a few rounds, before he leaned casually against a tree trunk, which laid on the edge of the lake; ruby eyes travelling to meet your eyes again. He smiled. "What does a beautiful lady like you do on the outskirts of the city in an abandoned lake?" You huffed. "Well, what does it look like?" You were still quite a bit mad at him for how he treated you this past week and how he just interrupted you here. A low chuckle rumbled through Loki's muscular chest, before he returned to his smile again. "Feisty. I like that." You were about to shoot another comment his way, when he continued to talk. "Well, perhaps this is my fault. After all, I just invaded your privacy, didn't I?" Loki cleared his throat. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm prince Loki of Jotunheim. Son of Laufey and heir to the throne." You said nothing, just stared at him. Why does he have to be such an arrogant prick, but also so damn charming and good looking at the same time? His raven curls were soaking wet and glistening in the moonlight - just like his blue skin. Water droplets ran down his bare shoulders, chest and abdomen, before they disappeared in the water. "Hm... That's a first. I must confess, I never had that reaction before. Usually, when ladies see me and get to know who I am, they either blush madly or faint." Yes… What a charming, arrogant, handsome asshole. You still said nothing, way too overwhelmed in that very moment. "And who are you, my dear? Oh, and even more importantly... What are you doing out here now? All by yourself? You still didn't answer this question." Loki literally purred, but it didn't help. He still didn't receive an answer. "

Alright," the handsome asshole sighed, "I'll go first." before he continued to speak. "I'm currently on royal duty here on Asgard; assigned by the Allfather to transform a bunch of losers into warriors. The camp is, like you might know, just a few minutes away." You were like frozen; your mouth seemingly unlearnt how to talk. The prince sighed again. "It's very stressful, you know... Having to work with men who don't even know how to hold a sword. Hence, they can't even climb a tree!" He was referring, of course, to today's events. "It's so... strenuous and tiring." You frowned, now suddenly intrigued by his words. "If this all seems to annoy you so much... Why did you take the job in the first place?" Loki's eyebrows lifted, before he started to smirk again. "Ohh, you are able to talk!" You decided to ignore his snarky comment and opted to give him a death glare instead. "Beg you pardon." Loki apologised immediately. "Why did I take this 'job'? Well... Because my father and your king are allies and friends. I don't dare to say best friends, but good friends. If I would've rejected the favour..." He shook his head. "Wouldn't have been a good thing to do. The problem is just... There is so much pressure. Such a heavy burden I have to carry... When I'm failing to turn these men into warriors... I don't know what happens. I'm desperate. There's absolutely no improvement. I don't know what to tell Odin anymore." This caught you by surprise. The so tough and hard prince suddenly so... soft and vulnerable? He had just poured out his heart to you. To a 'stranger'. Maybe he needed this. Maybe this burden was too heavy to carry. Your expression shifted, turned into compassion. You understood him. You really did now, after what you heard. You knew how your father could be. It was no secret. "My apologies, prince Loki. This sounds not like an easy task. Have you tried to motivate the men you have to train?" "Several times. I delivered quite a speech today. I hope it helps." You nodded. "I'm sure it will. Perhaps they just need a bit more time." "That may be true, but time is exactly what I don't have." The man sighed, running a hand through his raven locks. "Well, we'll see. Thank you for listening, milady, but I should go back now; have a good night's rest." Loki spoke and moved towards the shore, giving you once again one of those charming smiles. "Is there any chance I am meeting you tomorrow night here again?" You heart fluttered at his words. "If you'd like to..." Loki stepped out of the water, causing you to get a glimpse of his perfectly rounded ass, before he slung the white towel back around his hips. You blushed - again. "I'd love to." "Well, then you'll meet me here tomorrow." He turned to face you. "Are you going to tell me your name, too?" You thought for a moment. Should you tell him? Or not? Biting the inside of your lip, your mouth twitched into a soft smile. "Y/N." Loki smiled. "Y/N?" The way he rolled your name off his tongue caused your knees to get utterly weak. "Like the princess?" Uh.Oh. You tried to stay cool and played it off. "Named after her." He believed you. Why shouldn't he? After all, he hadn't seen you in decades. "I see… A beautiful name. Until tomorrow, Y/N." With those words he walked away, disappearing in the woods. A deep breath left your lips, as you closed your eyes. Why was your heart beating so fast? You couldn't deny, that the tough, yet charming prince enchanted you quite a bit.

[theyhavetakenovermylife]

Random Facts About Luis

Bayverse!Michelangelo x reader

All Children Sunny

A/N: Luis, ma boy. Get your four fingered hands out and wave to the people! They want to get to know you😂🧡

Warnings: None🧡

Cool Luis, Little Luis, Little Great, King Luis, Sun King, DJ Luis, Luis the Jokester, Lulu, all of those were nicknames given to you and Mikey’s youngest, by all of his family members.

You and Mikey had decided on the name Luis for your second born, because just like the name Sunny, it reminded you of the sun. With a slightly different spelling, your son was named after Louis XIV of France, also known as the Sun King, or Louise the Great. All names that tie back to the nicknames Luis have been given by his extended family.

Being one half of the Sunrays with his sister Sunny, and one of the founding members of The Little Brother Club, that he had with Gerardo and Ragnar, Luis was known as a happy boy. He had a lot of fun with his sister and cousins, and is really good at involving the people around him, bringing them into games and conversations.

Luis’ best friend is Gerardo. Not only are they the same age, but both of them have a happy personality, enjoying the same kind of humor and actions. It wasn’t uncommon for them to cook together for fun, sometimes with Ragnar. Whenever those boys were together, you could hear laughter echo all through the lair, the sound bringing everybody much joy.

Luis was one of the two only children of the whole family, who had four fingers on each hand. Both you and Mikey were somewhat shocked when Luis was born with an extra digit on each hand, but Donnie reassured both of you. He made it clear that there was nothing to worry about. In fact, he had expected that a half human, half mutant turtle would have four digits on each hand. He was in fact surprised that it didn’t happen before now.

Just like his father and big sister, Luis showed clear signs of ADHD. He is very hyperactive with big emotions, and grand body movements that go along with that. He was rarely angry, but could get very, very happy or very, very sad, with sadness often taking the place of anger and frustration.

When the best friends, Luis and Gerardo turned 15, they were given a weapon by Master Splinter. And to say that they were excited, might be an understatement. A whole month before Splinter would grant them their weapons, Luis would talk about it non stop with extreme excitement. And when he finally got his weapon, he was over the moon. It was a kyoketsu-shoge - a chain weapon with a metal ring at one end, and a blade at the other. And just like Sunny, he would take a strong liking to the weapon. And yes, at times he would use it like a swing as well.

Luis has a very great imagination. He rarely gets bored, often finding things to do. And if he for some strange reason had no idea how to spend his time, he would happily go along with something Sunny would come up with. A game or just something to spend time with.

Just like Sunny, Luis LOVES spending time with his grandparents. Just as he likes spending time with Master Splinter, he likes to spend time with his human grandparents. Even in his teenage years and later adult years, he would often go to his grandparents' place, and enjoy his time with them.

[avionvadion]

Back in the early 2000s, there was a TV programing block called the Fox Box. It aired all of the 4Kids anime back in the day.

One hc that I have is that a lot of properties that are "Disney by association" exist as media in the Twisted Wonderland universe. For example, Doctor Who exists in that world as a show, because of that show is aired on Disney+ outside of the UK. Since the Fox Box is obviously tied with Fox, which is owned by Disney, by that same token, I imagine that the Twisted Wonderland universe would also have...

All of the YuGiOh series

Shaman King

One Piece

Winx Club

Tokyo Mew Mew

Digimon

Sonic

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Kirby

Hopefully they all have better dubs than what we have in real life. xD

(As a side note, Disney also has a partnership with Kodansha, so I imagine that Gundam, Cardcaptor Sakura, Fate, AOT, Sailor Moon and plenty more also exist in that world. I can see Idia being a massive fan of all of the above. I imagine their version of Fate would use the Great Seven and other canon Disney characters as historical figures instead of the IRL ones.)

YASSSSSSSSSS YOU LITERALLY JUST ANSWERED A QUESTION THAT’S BEEN DANCING ABOUT IN MY HEAD

I have no doubt that Donnie is Idia’s favorite turtle. I could see Ortho leaning towards Leo. Also I’m going to take that as a sign that the three original movies also exist (The 1990s ones) because I’m obsessed with those movies and I feel in my soul Idia would appreciate the classics given how much he loves Pumpkin Knight.

Also TOKYO MEW MEW, SAILOR MOON, AND DIGIMON!!!!!!!??? YASSSSSS!!! Alas no Inuyasha…. But we did get the turtles so. 🥺 Win some, lose some, I guess.

GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO~!

[moonlitxmermaid]

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● Name: Mermaid

● Age: Late 20s

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● Gender: Genderfluid (she/they/he pronouns)

● Birthchart: Libra Sun, Scorpio Moon, Cancer Rising

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● Favorite Music Artists: Boygenius, Lucy Dacus, Phoebe Bridgers, Julien Baker, Lauren Sanderson, Chappell Roan, Billie Eilish, Renee Rapp, Megan The Stallion, The Pretty Reckless, Tyler the Creator, Paramore, PVRIS, Avril Lavigne, Otep, System of a Down, and many more

● Favorite Movies: The Illusionist, Howls Moving Castle, Spirited Away, Kikis Delivery Service, Princess Mononoke, The Boy & The Heron, Coraline, The Corpse Bride, Nightmare Before Christmas, Lilo & Stitch, Tangled, Mulan, Hercules, Inside Out Movies, Lion King Movies, Harry Potter Movies, Marvel Movies, Batman Movies, Suicide Squad Movies, Birds of Prey, Terrifier Movies, The Conjuring Movies, Insidious Movies, Scream Movies, Jennifer's Body, Trick R Treat, Phantom of the Opera, Donnie Darko, Mean Girls (2004 & 2024), and many more

● Favorite TV Shows: Euphoria, Stranger Things, Haunting of Bly Manor, Wandavision, Game of Thrones, House of Dragon, Shameless, Wentworth, You, Wednesday, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Avatar The Last Airbender, Adventure Time, Fiona & Cake, Batman The Animated Series, Powerpuff Girls, Ed Edd & Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Spongebob, Fairly Odd Parents, Pokémon, and Teen Titans. I also like anime, My favorites are Naruto(Shippuden), Death Note, Inuyasha, and Demon Slayer

● Favorite Games: Life is Strange, Kingdom Hearts, Pokémon Games, Sonic Games, Kirby Games, Mario Kart, Mario Party, Jackbox, Tekken Games, Genshin Impact, Minecraft, Apex Legends, Fall Guys, & Fortnite. I also love playing Blackjack, Uno, Mancala, and Cards against humanity

● Favorite Animals: Wolves, Foxes, Tigers, Lions, Cats, Dogs, Deer, Horses, Turtles, Axolotl, Otters, Penguin, Butterflies, Crows, and many more

● Favorite Colors: Black, Blue, Purple, Pink, and Green

● Favorite Interests: The Moon, The Sea, Spooky Stuff, Arts & Crafts, Nature, and Music

● Favorite Hobbies: Crafting, drawing, playing games, listening to music, going on nature walks, collecting shells, collecting crystals, photography, cooking, and watching stuff in bed

. . . I think that's about it!

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... do you think he's even gonna get a shot off that isn't aimed at himself?

No.

quick 0 effort doodle cuz it's 2:30 am and i absolutely HAVE to illustrate leo shooting himself in the eye with a nerf dart

yes there's context no im not drawing it nor am i gonna worry about proportions

@priimeblue the win may be free but uh... there may now be children in danger lol, but that's a problem for plot later LMAO-

but if we tie i WILL drop lore don't test me im DYING to see if i get to lore dump about the queen of the nymphs-

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[originallandlockedmariner]

2023

Pickleball. Generative AI. Lula takes office in Brazil, Amazon Rainforest throws a party. Prince Harry refusing to stop talking about his frozen penis no matter how many times society begged him to stop. UFOs are real. Viral cat dubbed ‘largest cat anyone has ever seen’ gets adopted. Pee-Wee’s big adventure ends. Musk & X. Turkey-Syria earthquake kills thousands. India surpasses China as ‘country squeezing in the most peeps’. Tucker Carlson ousted. Miss USA and her 30 lbs moon costume. Wildfires in Kelowna and Hawaii. Macron tinkers with retirement age of the French. Paltrow can’t ski. Big Red Boots. Bob Barker leaves us. Alabama mom delivers 2 babies from her 2 uteruses in 2 days. Charles III. Ukrainian counteroffensive against Russian forces as the war drags on. Taylor Swift is Time’s Person of the Year. African ‘coup belt’. Flo-Jo dies in her sleep. Chinese spy balloon shot down. Hollywood writers strike. Human ‘nice mugshot’ Shitstain and his 91 indictments. Highest interest rates in 2 decades. The Bear’s Christmas episode. War in Gaza. Shinzo Abe is assassinated. Alex Murdaugh. Ocean Cleanup removes 25 000 lbs of trash from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Vase purchased for $3.99 sells for $100 000 at auction. Barbenheimer. A third of Pakistan is flooded. Lionel Messi is the GOAT. Travis Kelce. The Sphere opens in Las Vegas. Regulators seized Silicon Valley Bank and Signature Bank, resulting in two of the three largest bank failures in U.S. history. “The Woman In Me”. WHO declares COVID ain’t a thing no more. Titan sub sinks, rich people die. Matthew Perry drowns. Dumbledore Dies (again). Massive sales of ‘Fuck Trudeau’ flags for jacked-up micro-dick trucks. Everything Everywhere All At Once. June-August was the hottest three-month period in recorded history across the Earth. Tina Turner dies. And the Beatles release a new song?! Wow… You got big shoes to fill 2024.

Archives for context:

2020

Kobe. Pandemic. Lockdown. Koalas on fire. Harry and Meg retire. Toilet paper hoarding. Alcoholism. Impeach the f*cker. Parasite. Bonnie Henry. Tiger King. Working from home. Sourdough bread. Harvey Weinstein guilty. Zoom overdose. Dip your body in sanitizer. 6 feet. Quarantine. OK Boomer. Home schooling (everyone passes). Murder hornets. Dolly Parton. Don’t hug, kiss or see anybody, especially your family. Chris Evans’ junk. TikTok. Glory holes. Face masks. CERB. West Coast wildfires. Stay home. Small Businesses lose, big box stores win. F*ck Bozos. ‘Dreams’ and cranberry juice. Close yoga studios, but thumbs up to your local gym. Speak moistly to me. George Floyd. BLM. F*ck Trump. Phase 2, 3 and Summer. RBG. Baby Yoda. Biden wins. Bond and Black Panther die. No more lockdown. Back to school and work. Just kidding... giddy up round 2. Giuliani leaks shit from his head. Resurgence of chess. UFOs are real. Restrictions. Dave Grohl admits defeat. Monolith. “F*ck... forgot my mask in the car”. No Christmas shenanigans allowed. Bubbles. Alex Trebek. Use the term ‘dumpster fire’ one too many times. Jupiter and Saturn form 'Christmas Star'. Happy New Year Bitches!!!! 2021... you better not sh*t the bed!!

2021

“We love you, you’re very special”. Failed coup attempt at the Capital. Twitter, FB and IG ban Donny. Hammerin’ Hank goes to the Field of Dreams. Bozo no longer richest man but still a twat. Leachman, Tyson, and Holbrook pass. The economy is worse than expected. Kim and Kanye split. Brood X cicadas. Dre has an aneurysm and nearly has his home broken into. Bridgerton. MyPillow CEO is a douche. Covid restrictions extended indefinitely. Captain Von Trapp dies. Proud Boys officially a Terrorist Organization. Richard Ramirez. Cancer takes Screech. Travel bans. Impeachment trial (again?… oh and this was barely February? WTF??!!) Suez Canal blockage. Myanmar protest. Kong dukes it out with Godzilla, while Raya watches. Olympics. Friends compare elective surgeries. F9. Canada Women’s Soccer Gold. Free Britney. Multiverses. Residential Schools in Canada unearth children’s bodies. Kate is Mare of Easttown. Cuomo resigns. Disney and Dwayne cruise together. Wildfires. Delta variants. Musk passes Bezos. Candyman x 5. Capt. Kirk goes to space. F*ck Kyle Rittenhouse. Astros didn’t win. Squid Game. Goodbye Bond. Dune is redone. Angelina is Eternal. Astroworld deaths. Meta. Omicron. Three Spidermen. Tornados in December? World Juniors cancelled. Pills against Covid. School opening delayed. And Betty White dies. 2022… my expectations are ridiculously low…

2022

Wow… eight billion people. Queen Elizabeth II passes away after ruling the Commonwealth before dirt was invented. The monkeypox. Russia plays the role of global a**hole. Wordle. Mother Nature rocks Afghanistan. Hover bike. Styles spits on Pine. Olivia Newton John, Kristie Alley, and Coolio leave us. Pele was traded to team Heaven. FTX implodes. Madonna and the 3-D model of her vagina. Pig gives his heart to a human. Beijing can brag that it is the first city ever to host both the Summer Olympics and Winter Olympics. Uvalde. $3 trillion Apple. Keith Raniere gets 120 years. The Whisky War ends with Canada and Denmark going halfsies. Mar-a-Lago. Nick Cannon brood hits a dozen. Shinzo Abe is assassinated. Inflation goes through the roof (if you can actually afford to put a roof over your head). Volodymyr Zelensky. European heat wave. Bennifer. Salman Rushdie is stabbed on stage, Dave Chappelle tackled, and Chris Rock is only slapped. Thích Nhất Hạnh. Heidi Klum goes full slug. Cuba knocked out by Ian. Liz Truss and 4.1 Scaramuccis. Taylor Swift breaks Ticketmaster. Human shitstain Elon Musk ignores helping mankind and buys Twitter instead. Riri becomes a mommy. NASA launches Artemis 1. Trump still a whiny little b*tch. Music lost Loretta Lynn, Christine McVie, and Meat Loaf. Democracy died at least three times. Pete Davidson continues to date hottest women on the planet (no one understands how?!) Microplastics in our blood. Alex Jones is a c*nt. So is DeSantis. Argentina wins the World Cup. Meghan and Harry. Eddie Munson rips Metallica in the Upside Down. tWitch. Roe vs Wade is overturned by the micro dick energy of the Supreme Court. CODA. James Corden shows he is a "tiny Cretin of a man". Amber (and the sh*t on the bed) Heard (round the world). Sebastian Bear-McClard proves he’s one of the f*cking dumbest men alive. Latin America's ‘pink tide’. Anti-Semitic rants by Ye. Bob Saget. A verified blue checkmark. Godmother of punk Vivienne dies. And, Tom Cruise feels the need for speed yet again. 2023… whatcha got for us?!? Nothing shocks me anymore.

@daily-esprit-descalier