#money is so fake sometimes
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Did some banking stuff today with my investments and was told I had to call/visit a branch to update my investor profile :/// Wish I could just do it online :///
#thinking out loud#i did some reading on r*ddit about it#apparently it's a regulatory thing#but i also read that some other banks allow you to do it online conveniently :/#man i hate calling customer service#at least they confirmed that my transaction was processed so hopefully i can do this in my own time#money is so fake sometimes#i say this as someone who works with money
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Obligatory fancier outfit that must be present anytime I post outfits
#self#fantasy costume#If I had the money for a custom tailored fantasy-ish victorian-ish suit instead of piecing together random thrift store items with like walm#rt halloween costume type jackets and stuff..#unstoppable.....#I would actually lean more straight up historical with my wardrobe it's just that everything I own basically is thrifted aside from a very#small portion of things (like usually socks for example I get from ebay. wigs from ebay. things that it's hard to find in thrift stores. etc#) and I rarely ever find stuff like that at the bins. Your closest bet is like. hopeing that the week you come in just so happens to also be#a week that a church costume department recently donated a bunch of old stuff. but I just haven't really had much luck finding like fancy ve#sts and suit coats and cloaks or like tunics and etc. etc.#Styles like mori kei or cult party kei are pretty accessible and easy for places like the bins (where youre usually digging through piles of#curtains and fabric scraps and doilies anyway). but finding like.. a straight up tudor england costume or something is . VERY rare#Sometimes you do find halloween costumes. Or like. stuff that's clearly like cheap 'Goth' stuff from shein or aliexpress that someone has do#nated and they can be a LITTLE okay in terms of usable for costumes. But you rarely find actual good quality stuff. obviously because like#real very good quality historical costumes are expensive and most people aren't just like 'yeah dump it off to goodwill' lol#In an ideal world though I would have fancy top hats and neck ruffles and stuff .. know this ghhjbhj#Lack of that will not stop me from taking picturesin basically the same outfit 6000 times though. My one single silky black vest and#one of the two solitary ruffly neck shirts I have every been able to find.#Pointy-ish little boots that I put with everything even thogugh they look terrible up close because they're literally like over 10 yrs old#I bought them so long ago and the black fake leather lining is like peeling off of the outside#ANYWAY#he's back again... the same little generic like elf vampire ruffle shirt with vest look.. might as well be the same guy#I support him and his dumbass disintegrating shoes anyway
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I've eaten of the forbidden fruits (slightly more expensive versions of various foods) and now I'm suffering the curse (grocery prices driving me back to cheaper stuff that I now can tell is Not Very Good)
#'christ campari tomatoes are SO much more expensive than roma tomatoes?? I LIKE romas I'll just have those!!'#[pan-roasts roma tomato slices to have with breakfast] [they are watery and mealy and flavorless] no... no..... this can't BE......#the worst thing in the world is growing up poor and then becoming an adult with slightly more money and finding out#that sometimes things that are expensive ARE better#I THOUGHT THAT WAS FAKE! I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BOUGIE SCAM!!#I'M CHEAP AT HEART I HATE THIS#to be fair that could have just been A Disappointing Tomato#but to be fair to me... campari tomatoes really do slap. it's outrageous.#tomatoes to make you go 'is this what tomatoes taste like all the time for the kind of people who just eat them as a snack??'#about me
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im gonna be so real i have a lot of thoughts on the whole "DID fakers" conversation from the perspective of someone whose diagnosis has been well discussed and validated, and so much of it is the reality that far too many people are fakeclaimed for things that are studied and understood as possible symptoms of the disorder. on one hand i really want to compile and create some longform video essay detailing and sourcing where so much fakeclaiming is misinformed, but i also very desperately do not want my face or voice attached to media discussing a connection to my DID for incredibly personal reasons. but genuinely, there's so much conversation between both people with the disorder and people who study the disorder that validates a lot of experiences that are fakeclaimed and far too much of the fakeclaiming is people monopolizing off traumatized people desperately trying to understand their own experiences.
#sometimes i hear fakeclaims that are so desperately outrageous that i need to sit back and go 'jesus fucking christ'#of course there are specialists who put out harmful and outdated information that people source but the fact is they don't crosscheck either#i heard someone earlier say you have to get brain scans to get diagnosed and i was like. JESUS FUCK THAT'S NEVER BEEN A REALITY#brain scans in relation to DID patients have pretty much only existed in case studies by specialists to prove that DID effects the brain#it's done in settings where they're presenting this information to other clinicians that are skeptical to DID#brain scans aren't something the incredibly large majority of diagnosed DID folks get. it's beyond false to suggest it's diagnostic criteria#like. there are of course people who either are malingering or misdiagnosed. however.#the reality is so claim so many real symptoms are signs of malingering is dangerous and far too common#some people suggest that having good communication means faking... for systems who've been in treatment for years....#like no. that's simply what happens with treatment. that's literally a sign of healing.#i feel absolutely bonkers thinking about it because people make MONEY off fakeclaiming random people#and it's very upsetting that nobody has sat down and broken down their argument against actual studies
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literally why the fuck does pk hate the leafs so much lmfao
#it's so damn.... like almost funny except im a hater abt leafs haters so lol#suddenly the only thing that matters is the fact that their goalie is 'saving' them ..#do u say that abt other teams..#are u focusing on how undisciplined the other teams are when they draw penalty shots n pps or on the#prowess of the person drawin g them#like its just so evident sometimes.. some ppl cannot even fake neutrality for money.#ik thats not their jobs but like#stick to hyping up teams u like bc this is insufferable having this be the only leafs stream i can watch lmfao#leafs lb
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#the thing that has finally lead me to pick the right career option is not thinking “would i be happy the entire time i'm having this job?”#but instead “would i be fine doing this? would i not absolutely hate even if it's a bit boring sometimes?”#and finally “would i be good at it?”#and thats how i landed in diplomat#i'm good at politics i'm good at speaking to people i'm good at solving problems#im a good mediator#i can be fake nice if i need to#i do all i can to solve a problem#and i find it could be a quite interesting job to have even if its boring me sometimes#and id be doing something of importance the entire time#so its right for me#its perfect for me#and it pays well too which is a requirement in my life bc i love money
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I've decided Ugarte originally adopted Junior to sniff out truffles
Hes good at finding truffles, but it's also hard to stop him from eating them. Not that Ugarte tries very hard to prevent him
#casablanca#ugarte#duckman#jc duckman#my art#it feels weird drawing ugarte in different clothes#since we only see him in the white evening suit its easy to imagine that being his only outfit#like he has a closet just full of identical white suits#but i like the outfit i gave him anyway#i shouldve giving him a flatcap or newsy hat with it though#anyway since ugarte obviously didnt really die and its up to us to imagine what he did after faking his death#i like the idea of him moving back to italy and taken up truffle scavenging#and ofc i already had a headcanon where he has a lil dog companion#at least i think junior is a dog?#anyway since ugarte spoils him rotting Id say he ignores the rule that the dog isnt meant to taste truffles and lets junior scarf them down#theyre only black truffles and im sure moneys no object for ugarte anyway#so its more about fun then profit#also eugh this picture came out weird as hell lol#juniors head is way to big and ugartes face came out weird#i think sometimes i draw peter lorre characters faces a bit weird when theyre looking lovingly at something#you like the idea of junior being a truffle dog btw?#lately Ive really enjoyed the idea of different peter parodies being very talented in certain ways that contrast with their general#weirdness/creepiness/evilness#like slappy being a good butler/henchman/friend/nanny in spite of his creepiness and minor bloodlust#or yetch being a good butler when hes not overcome by his lust for brains or...other things#jps business savy inspite of his creepiness and arrogance#etc
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I swear there’s no such thing as normal people in my life IRL anymore
#i have had an adventure#long story short though? needed money so i took up a job for a friend who needs help with this or that from time to time#shady stuff occassionally but nothing like dangerous or illegal just sort of of under the table stuff#sometimes help fix houses for market or do errands or meet with this person on his behalf to pick up when he's out of state#or going through abandoned storages he's purchased and helping load up anything of value#stuff like that#anyways he asked me to look for someone go to their house because they went silent and owe him or something#so i go there understandably nervous. door unlocked so i knock and call you know just to make sure he's alive#no response. guy is somewhat old so maybe he had a stroke or something i dunno my concern outweighs my caution so i venture in#I SHIT YOU NOT he had fucking fake bodies#not mannequins fake decoy bodies under his sheets of his rooms#I am undestandably shitting bricks over what kind of weirdo i'm dealing with at this point#he had them in like every room. like every single room of his house#he left a note in his kitchen like he knew someone was coming about being out of town for a couple of days#i tell friend about it. he calls the guy. no answer still.#note did say he'd be back in a few days though. after leaving and checking in here and there the guy did come back though so#no murder mystery or anything like that. he just suddenly got an urge to leave to fucking oregon. for no reason. he just...felt like it#i asked him about the dolls and he explains it's to discourage robbers#BUT HE LEFT HIS FUCKING FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED DESPITE GOING THIS FAR SO I'M JUST????????#started talking about prepping for the grid to fall one day and living in the mountains and government conspiracies and getting really#heated with me. like dude actually fucking grabbed me and shook me and was warning me about fucking chinese agents and some shit and i just#want him to hurry up and call my friend so i can go home and get my fucking money at this point#I SHIT YOU NOT#he kept talking for a whole 1 and 30 minutes about just random ass shit even as I kept explaining to him he NEEDS to check in with my friend#but nope nope. too complicated. he needed to get his 'energy' right for a conversation with 'that guy'#but talking to me was fine because he senses i was a kindred spirit#not sure how to take that#anyways i did eventually get him to call and got paid#when i got home but holy fucking shit#there's a lot i'm leaving out here for time and sanity's sake including his nostaligic grilled cheese rambling but yeah
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A month ago, I was back at my parents' house and my brother saw my keychain (that is a little plushie of wolfchan's head) and he goes "oh do you have only his head? interesting" and walks away. Back to now, not at my parents' anymore, back at university and everything, I get a package: a plushie of a full body wolfchan. I call my brother and he's with my mom, and she says that my brother had told them only yesterday because he thought the package had arrived yet and I hadn't received so he was worried. Bro istg <3
#like there's so many layers#the wolfchan is fake and like one of those made in china? for sure!#does it matter????? not at all!!!!!!!!!!!#this boy has no money. he does not work.#the money he saves up is because my parents give him money to have lunch at university sometimes#or like to get uber and stuff#so the fact he didnt tell my parents means that he spent his own money on that#which does not matter the number!!!!! because it could be 1 or 2 or 50 dollars#in the end it has literally the same weight and i know that because that's the same for me#1 dollar does make a difference#and still he bought it when he could have asked and my parents would give him the money (probably)#the fact also that he bought it while i was still there#it reminds me of all the nights we spent playing cod for like hours and hours and hours#and talking about random things and how he always kept me company#and when he asked about the keychain and how he came up with the idea of#'oh she has the head and she loves this little object. therefore i must get her the whole being'#he actually texted me yesterday asking if 'i had received a brick from the mail' and i was like i beg your pardon?#he was super sus but like i thought he had bought something and put my address by mistake#because it usually has my address saved on websites and stuff#but no!#he's just very sweet!#and i love him!#i love him being super supportive of my obsessions <3#even if its kpop <3#and stray kids <3
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i love having reasons to make excel sheets >:)
#shitpost#today i figured out how to use the COUNTIF function#which i am using to note attendance on my guild fundraiser so i can use it to calculate total shares by the end#i love using excel for math#excel is actually a wonderful thing because if you understand the type of math you are lookign to do#its like so easy to make excel actually do the number crunching#so you're in pure concept heaven building the spreadsheet that does the work for you#sometimes computers are beautiful#i only ever use excel for money reasons though lol#in this case fake video game money#but i use excel for real money for work
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been collecting gaza donation scams in my inbox for a while and debating making a post pointing out all the red flags but like... if i can't get my coworkers to notice phishing scams literally what is the point in trying to convince anyone on the "piss on the poor" website.
#9 speaks#fortunately like half of y'all don't have credit cards so the worst you'll do is boost fake shit#saw 'vetted and verified' under someone's reblog of an obvious scam acc and i'm like BY WHO???? WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING SOURCE?? GOD?#IS THE SOLE METHOD OF VERIFICATION JUST TESTING TO SEE IF THE LINK ACTUALLY GOES TO GOFUNDME?#edit: okay my coworkers get a pass sometimes bc spearphishing is something we deal with a lot. it's not always Hi I Am Dying Give Me Money
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@chaosandtwo I’m not reblogging that post again but your addition was really interesting tbh and it made me think about how there are some white chars or white fictional families that are like, really really white who I do as a Pakistani-American feel echo like… relatable Desi American familial traits some of the time?? idk if I’m phrasing that quite right but like for instance Gilmore Girls obviously the Gilmores are really privileged white people yet there are customs and expectations they have that feel soo close to home to me like the episode where Emily and Richard manipulate Rory to come to a party because she thinks she’s supporting them getting along again and in fact they’re trying to set her up with several suitors because they invited all boys and no girls.. or a lot of conflict reactions and appearance consciousness. Feel that with some aspects of The Hastings in pll too with their image consciousness/perfectionism (and then you have a poc family in the Fields who have some similar values for different reasons / that manifest differently). While at the same time there are things the chars get away with I never would like obviously Rory’s infamous yacht theft or Spencer’s Radley treatment which would not have gone that way if she were a poc and not extremely wealthy, so I get why say Rory would be talked about as a char who is only relatable to white gifted kid burnouts (and there’s def a discussion to be had about that gifted kid syndrome thing being.. maybe not inherently white but tied to whiteness) but I obviously don’t feel that way / don’t agree since I do find a lot to relate to there (you can relate to something while still being aware of facets that are different from you. imo).
I never really thought about Gansey in that way but yeah, I see what you mean.
#and all this spiraled from fake discourse I love tumblr sometimes <3#s speaks#replies#additions#(I’m sure some other privileges I do have also contribute to my ability to relate there since while my family isn’t wealthy or old money#like those I did grow up like. comfortably upper middle class that effects it as does the American part of it.#also (not directed at you Cat. jic someone else takes this sentiment a different way) this does Not mean any of these white chars are#‘poc coded’ have seen some brain dead takes about that applied to white chars so distancing myself from a Certain Crowd.)#((also I know Troian is mixed but Spencer is written as a WASP so that’s how I’m speaking about her))
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Anyway I told my classmate everything that's bothering me with her in one long message and I didn't feel anything, she also wrote a long reply back but tbh I don't feel like putting any more time and effort into this so called friendship
#😭😭💀💀 i sound like a psycho typing that but the issues have been prolonging for an entire year and i have been patient#im fine with just my 2-3 friends thank u 🙄#like she only mentioned one time where i pissed her off but it was just smth i said meanwhile the things she did to me were like bigger in#comparison? like its still valid that she got upset abt what i said but this was after i have been pissed multiple times#and like she annoys me every time we talk i never had this before i#omfg like maybe im just petty but sometimes she comes over as shallow#like in the beginning of the year i told her that marroncream was my fave sanrio character and she said oh never heard of her before and now#shes making it part of ''her brand'' i said i like the handmaiden and now she also integrated that same with madoka magica#ok this sounds childish but literally these are my faveee things of all time and for her to simply be like oh let me just *snatch*#and yea im saying brand bc shes an actual tiktok influencer 😭😭 i did this to myself bro#like sometimes she seems the type to like smth while her knowledge on it is very subpar#uknow how in some online video's people make fun of girls for liking animanga for attention? yea thats her 😭#she knows so little about the medium but spends so much money on furoku and stationary of characters that she doesnt know abt#like she gifted me a rose of versailles pouch for my bd which was awesome but then she asked me is there a manga of?#u have been in my house??? theyre the crown jewels of my collection?!?! what#its more stuff tbh that annoys me but like its just the ''fake fan'' that kinda annoysss me
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oh god
ive just had a horrible thought
were deviantart adoptables the proto-nft
#like im wrong i know this but its so funny to think about#image bought for fake or sometimes REAL money#its almost that
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Did some Instacart shit today. Delivered to an older lady with a severe neurological condition that made it to where she could no longer move without falling. I offered to put her groceries away for her and she cried and said no one who delivered her food had ever offered to do that before. Which is disgusting. Literally what kind of person do you have to be to see a feeble old lady and decide to not at least ask if she needs help. I know some people are more independent than others, but she said she usually just waits for her kids to come by. She had ice cream and other frozen shit. I'd be a horrible person if I let this food spoil because I wanted to do another order.
#instacart#help#community#literally so many people claim to be these great leftists but wouldn't do the same#if you don't understand that humans function best by helping everyone - no matter their status - when they need help then you're fake#it would have been easier to just drop her shit in the kitchen and leave#according to her that's what everyone else does#but if you're not the kind of leftist to put your money where your mouth is and help out people in need you gotta learn to shut the fuck up#some of y'all are out here advocating communism yet I've met hardcore republicans more willing to help people in need#when she said no one ever offered to put her stuff away for her it made me so mad#you don't have to have a relative in declining health to understand that - sometimes - other people could use a hand#she tried to tip me with a can of mandarin oranges because she said they were her favorite and she had no money#i of course couldn't take that. she was so skinny. she needs all the food she can get.#rant over#i just needed to bitch about shit for a minute because goddamn do things like that anger me
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#shit is so fucking bad right now for me#its at like dire levels of mental horribleness and i dont have any words to explain it that do it justice#when i wake up i have like 2 seconds of normalcy before im hit with this gutwrenching dread that doesnt go away#sometimes i wake up dissociated already from the mental agony#i dont know what is going on#i cant be bothered to do anything about anything#its so fucking bad#the facade is wearing out too#i dont have any energy to improve either#i have no idea how im ever going to get anywhere in life#im running out of money all the time now#im making worse decisions constantly#and im masking it like its normal cause nobody can help#i keep having dreams about the worst shit imaginable#im faking my way through every social interaction#i have no faith in my hobby projects#i dont want to talk to my friends because it would be too much effort#my room is a complete disaster#i would do fucking anything to have someone else run my life for me right now#i am seriously not doing okay and i cant do anything about it
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