#mold dad post

[your-local-mold-dad]

I was scrolling on crumb/cuptoast’s blog and saw this

SIR- HOW ARE YOUR EYELASHES LONGER THAN ANY WOMANS I HAVE SEEN- your eyelashes are literally longer than your wifes or husbands.

I guess I just have long eyelashes.

[sonicattos]

sonic and his friends are found family….

[peapod20001]

I’m the type that can and will cry if think too hard <3

[autism-swagger]

I think people are allowed to headcanon whatever they want, but at the same time I've never understood when people headcanon that Billy would've been a good dad to Sam had he lived.

Like I'm sorry but I don't think Mr. Misogynist is exactly girl dad material.

[merrymorningofmay]

this is my voltron past speaking but To Me a character doesn't count as anyone's "parent figure" unless 1. younger character A relies on older character B for survival, and/or, more importantly, 2. older character B is expected to punish younger character A for disobeying. e.g. lestat is a parent figure to claudia, reigen is not a parent figure to mob, and such. you feel me

[rosicheeks]

Unfortunately relatable. I grew up in the church and have a lot of Christian trauma from that. I show up for special occasions for my parents… sometimes. But it’s uncomfortable from the moment I step through the door. Bigoted pastor, the self-righteousness disguising the prejudice, the political comments from the altar. Shots at young people left right and center as if the hell on earth wasn’t caused by the same older generation 90% of the congregation belongs to..

I miss being young in the choir and the youth groups and not struggling with it. It’s wild to look back at the younger version of me who was unshakeable in his faith and honestly just saddening.

I was texting my sister today about it and she said

“I 100% think ALL of us have a ton of religious trauma and everyone else in the family just doesn’t realize it cause they’re still drinking the kool-aid.”

I ran out of tag room and didn’t want to delete any 😭 seriously not lying I could write a book about all my thoughts and experiences

[rotisseries]

so um. how was the raven king. and your thoughts on andrew all of them now please

UNFORTUNATELY I ENJOYED IT VERY MUCH. AND ALSO NOT AT ALL BUT I READ IT WITHIN A 24 HR PERIOD. SO. AND ANDREW I AM SO CRAZY FUCKING INSANE ABOUT HIM I FEEL THE NEED TO WHACK EVERY CHARACTER IN AFTG THAT IMPLIES HE'S JUST HEARTLESS AND CRUEL WHAT THE FUCKKK

[soliddaddy96]

idk how fankids r such a major part of fandom ships sometimes like theres only like One pair ever i think would even dare think about children

[southislandwren]

Can’t wait to sob hysterically into internship boss’s arms on Sunday after I’ve been day drinking since 10am and I’m so incredibly overwhelmed with school I am AT my breaking point after a 3 day weekend

[doomed-jester]

Guys I'm sorry for being too silly and/or goofy, I was being affected by lethal amounts of toxic mold spores

[your-local-mold-dad]

I recently got my hands on RE7 at a good price (og price is 20$ and got it for 8$) due to the 60% discount on Xbox gamepass and I’m LOVING the horror, I hope I can convince my mother/grandmother to get me RE8/Village (which is 15$ dollars now) here’s some art I made :)

(Background and non background version)

The reason I’m (would it count as a persona?? Idk, love the design i made-) is bleeding from the head is because I have been headbutted by jack baker a RIDICULOUS amount of times

may i ask. WHY DID I GET RE7 FOR 30 DOLLARS ON MY BIRTHDAY WITH A DISCOUNT AND YOU GOT IT 8?!

anytime you send art its gunna become fanart!have fun suffering through my story!

no but actually it took me 5 months to beat re8 but like- 3 to beat re7. and it was the first time id beaten a game. besides fnaf 1 when i jst cheated (unlimited power and fast night, doors shut forever)

i beat re7 twice in like 3 months, beat mw1, re8. I DOWNLOADED NOT A HERO FOR FREE AND ITS ONLY PS5 BUT ADVERTISED ON MY PS4 GAME WTAF!!!!

i made this to draw your fanart to.

[curiousorigins]

This is using a Scythe in Slow motion and later in real time. The people who actually scythe all day in the fields can do it with hardly moving and they're very very fast even if they're old. My Grandma showed me how to do it while she was in her late 70s. She got half of the area she wanted me to work on in a single swipe.

It does take a lot of power and a good scythe is very very sharp. People who actually use them regularly are quite strong and could separate your foot from your leg or other unpleasant injuries if you got in their way and they didn't see you.

It has a very sharp very cutting noise when in use. And it's actually quite pleasant of a noise (imho) but it's also very much a cutting sound. When people are beheaded in various horror shows, it does sound very much like a scythe being used to mow or harvest. At least minus the possible gurgles and head dropping noise. I wouldn't be surprised if that's what they used for the sound effect.

In my personal opinion this is something that is probably actually scarier when you have decent knowledge of this tool. They can be quite heavy too. They're often made out of metal that was forged to be tougher than 70% of the metal on your car. And they need regular sharpening.

Anywho as a major horror fan who ended up living somewhat rurally and with experience with these kind of hand tools. I think that they are genuinely scarier when you know how they're used and how effective they can be.

Theoretically the Grim Reaper uses it differently and it is truly more of a symbol than anything, a shorthand icon that talks about being cut down in the prime of their life. Making the familiar unfamiliar. Pretty much anyone would have understood what it was at the time that the grim reaper was showing up in stories and art. And probably most of them would have heard about farming accidents involving them. Maybe a cousin or long lost relative who lost a foot and died or something. If my grandma was still kicking I'd ask her and she'd probably have a story that she thought was ordinary that was a horrific farming accident.

You got to realize that people lived and died by their harvests. And when you're on a farm or in a farming community... you get a different and more in depth understanding of the life and death cycle than people get in their suburbs far away from the places that grow and process and slaughter their food. My Dad used to help his BFF next door strangle bunnies, as it was one of his friends' chores and had to be finished before they were allowed to play.

Mortality was a lot higher too. A lot of people had like 12 children and only got 1-4 who survived to adulthood. Again I'm going to have to disagree respectfully with OP and say that I think with understanding and the context that those people had... The Grim Reaper and their Scythe was probably more terrifying.

Also if you think about it... nowadays in most places if the Grim Reaper while going after you had to reap you with his Scythe... if he dropped it... it would buy you a hell of a lot time. But if he dropped it back then... when the average homestead had probably between 8-50... he could just pick up another one and perhaps kill/reap you with the tool you were using yesterday.

the grim reaper being armed with an enormous razor sharp scythe becomes a lot less intimidating when you understand just how common a tool scythes actually were in the pre industrial era of agriculture. it's like if we invented a personification of death called "the dark handyman" who takes souls by loosening them from the body with his wrench.

[vinylstitch]

for fucks sake can tumblr stop putting anti-endo shit on our dash we're literally multigenic & i don't want our cute cat and fandom content interrupted with "nyeh beh nyeh meh nyeh trauma blah blah blah" i literally do not care

[hungwood]

/ I can only imagine how as he grew up, Matthias began to resent the art of puppetry and all that was tied to it, the smell of acrylic paint drying, the rugged texture of papier mache, the old yet reliable saw he had to keep on sharpening to cut through wood, the texture of dusty fingers after sanding clay; truth be told, his interest in puppet-making wasn't born from thin air nor was it an intrinsical 'Czernin family' ingredient that all members were simply born with and that he happened to naturally acquire; to a young Matthias, the world of puppets was only a tool to feel closer to his parents, to receive praise and love, to get noticed. To feel like he belonged to the family, that he was one of them. This however proved to never be enough as his parents were simply too focused on the praise they could get from their craft, always aspiring for better mechanisms, livelier and more colorful puppets, whatever could sell and bring them a higher status.

Pretending, pushing that enthusiasm to a point that went beyond what it actually weighed was naturally not enough, and this hope he had of having something that could help him bond with his parents turned into bitterness as time passed. He simply could not keep up with it and in turn, it hardened his heart. It brought apathy to him, it made him withdraw more to himself, and in turn, this led to him eventually getting replaced by Louis, the livelier friendlier version of Matthias, the Matthias his parents 'knew', the better one

[heart-shaped-chains]

I love you forcemasc Tumblr 🩵🩵🩵

[pomefioredove]

need overblot boys with epel, and floyd with a reader that randomly lore drops as if they're an old dad like "yeah lol my old school had a shooting once....anyways *SNOREE*" and when asked they just agree and walk away and never elaborate whatsoever💀 if you feel uncomfortable feel free to delete or ignore‼️love ya pookie💥

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ a reader with a backstory

I got u 🫡🫡

summary: wacky reader lore type of post: headcanons characters: riddle, leona, azul, floyd, jamil, vil, epel, idia, malleus additional info: romantic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu

you find new ways to raise Riddle's blood pressure every day

little guy is worried enough as it is

you've already got your school work, taking care of Ramshackle, taking care of Grim, taking care of all the other freshmen, taking care of-

well... you get it

the last thing he needs is to hear another one of your stories

"oh, yeah, that's like the time I got stabbed"

"????? WHAT??"

what's entertaining to you and ADeuce is mortifying to Riddle

if you're not careful you'll end up sleeping on the floor in his room

where he can keep a close eye on you

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

you're like Leona's little court jester

and he takes you with him everywhere

it's not easy to get a genuine laugh out of him, after all

besides, what's so bad about a little dark humor? it's not like you died or anything

he knows you're a resilient little thing

and you seem to love telling him about "that time you crawled into a drainage pipe", anyway

you make him laugh; he likes you

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

Azul indulges you

his white noise machine stopped working last month and you make for excellent background ambience

so, he lets you talk yourself in circles about your school work, your friends, Grim, Grim again

and then you drop the most HEINOUS bombshells in the middle

"blah blah blah Grim, blah blah Crowley, blah blah, that one time I got lost in the woods for a day, blah blah-"

he loses his train of thought every time

now, Floyd is the complete opposite

he will hyperfocus on the most mundane details

and ignore the bombshells

will give you an, "oh, that's cool" to your ghost story but will find you the pair of socks you mentioned liking three months ago

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

Jamil is just fascinated by you

you as a person, of course

but also the fact that you're still alive

one night, he's explaining the reason he makes all of Kalim's food and you're like

"oh, yeah, I get it. I got mold poisoning once and hallucinated for a week"

?????

then you go right back to asking him about the recipe

sitting on the counter, as happy as could be

"HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!!!"

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Vil is used to this

he knows that look on your face

he will shush you with a finger to your lips before you even start

"don't tell me, I'm stressed enough as it is"

he's going to break out if you keep at it

he finds you quite... macabre

which is entertaining until he sees you going down a flight of stairs without holding onto the railing and remembers all those stories you'd told him

he's just... concerned for you, that's all

and he does NOT appreciate Epel for encouraging it

"tell us more about the time you fell down that hill into that pile of rocks, Prefect!"

:D

like a kid in a candy store

learning new Lore is like the highlight of his week

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

"talk about having a high luck stat..."

Idia is more entertained than anything

he thought these kinds of things only happened in anime, but...

...there you are

it sounds like you experience more in a single month than he has in his whole life

and you know what?

GOOD

you can keep your freaky real-world experiences!

he'll just live vicariously through you

*ੈ✩‧₊˚

poor Malleus

he's been putting so much effort into learning and blending with human culture, and now here you are with your terrifying stories

you tell him in such earnest, too

you seem so... unbothered by it

perhaps humans are less fragile than he thought?

of course, he shouldn't have underestimated you in the first place :)!

then you come over for dinner one night

"hahah, yeah, last time I was at someone's house their grandma threw a lamp at my head and I got a concussion"

Silver and Sebek both go >_>

Lilia goes <_<

and then Malleus is there like, "ah, another fascinating tale :)"