#modern warfare incorrect quotes

[hunterbunter3000]

Price, answering his phone: Hello?

141Sweetheart: Hey Cap! Just wanted to call and tell you that Ghost made it to the med bay.

141Sweetheart looking at Ghost:

Ghost, eyes closed and not moving:

141Sweetheart, crying: HE'S D E A D

Ghost: I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES

[decaf-mother]

EVEN more COD as things I've said out of context

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Modern Warfare Incorrect Quote

Y/N:Science side of Tumblr how do I become a jellyfish?

Ghost:Jellyfish have no brains. You're already pretty close.

Y/N:Okay WOW.

(Alternatively)

Soap:Science side of Tumblr how do I become a jellyfish?

Ghost:Jellyfish have no brains. You're already pretty close.

Soap:Okay WOW.

[harveywritings92]

{Price calls a meeting everyone is sitting around faintly listening to him drone on, Every once in a while Ghost would grunt in pain.]

Price, to Soap and Gaz bickering: All right, Don’t you two start- [Ghost groans] Soap: You okay, LT? Ghost: Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue. Price: Okay... First, My plan is check for service tunnels that lead to - [Ghost groans again] Do you need to go to the dentist, Simon? Simon: I don't like dentists. Just a second...

[Ghost reaches into his vest and pulls out some pliers, then he pulls up his mask, everyone watches in horror as he brings the pliers to his mouth]

Gaz: Hey! Soap: Oh, no, no. No! [Ghost puts the pliers to his tooth] König, shaking his head and waving his hands: Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein!

[Everyone mutters, then screams as Ghost pulls his tooth out, König throws a hand over his masked mouth.]

Orphan: What the f**k??! [She runs out of the briefing room Soap follows.] Gaz: *Throws up in a bin.*

Price: Oh, God! [he leaves the room with a sick Gaz in tow.] Ghost: I'm sorry everybody. What were we talking about? Hello?

[Ghost then looks to see everyone is gone save for Soap’s boyfriend Smoke; whose just staring at him in stunned silence.]

Ghost, to Smoke: The dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday, I wanted to demonstrate to the others that I am capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's was fun to see König faint!

[They look down at König out cold on the ground.]

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[v1x3n]

[cod-dump]

*at a pub*

Drunk Woman: I would love to have your babies~

Ghost: I... am infertile

Drunk Woman: Wha-

Soap, grabbing Ghost's waist: HE'S INFERTILE YOU INSENSITIVE SLAG

Ghost, fake crying: I WILL NEVER BE A MOTHER

Gaz, from the bar: I don't like going out with them

Price: Drink more. It makes it all more fun

[tanked-up]

Canon.

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[call-of-daydreams]

Price, entering Johnny's room: "Why are you naked??"

Soap: "I-I don't have any clean clothes"

Price: *opens his closet*

Price: "What are you saying? You have shirts, pants, socks, hi Simon, more shirts, jackets-"

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: You're like our cool dad.

Price: I'm not your dad.

Gaz: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father.

Ghost: Father.

Price: Not you too, Simon.

Ghost: Father. I crave violence.

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

stranger: *gestures at soap* is this man bothering you?

ghost: yes, but he’s my husband. i signed up for this

[hunterbunter3000]

Price, sighing: Bad news, Team. We're stranded.

Sweetheart: WHAT!?! NOOOOO WE CANT STAY HERE WE NEED TO LEAVE

Alex: Sweetheart--

Sweetheart, franticly pacing: The WEREWOLVES come out at night, man.

Sweetheart: I DONT WANT NO BODY TO EAT ME

Sweetheart: I GOT THICK THIGHS

Sweetheart, pointing: I GOT A FAT ASS AND TITS MAN

Gaz, worried: Relax!

Sweetheart, flailing her arms: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT AND NO ONES GONNA FIND OUR BODIES

Price: Come 'ere.

Sweetheart: WHAT

Price, pulling her in for a hug: You're having a nervous breakdown.

Sweetheart, whining and crying immediately:

[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Modern Warfare Incorrect Quote

Ghost:*Checks his surroundings*

Ghost, putting on his mask:Going Ghost.

Y/N, appearing out of nowhere:I KNEW IT!

Ghost:Fuckin' hell-

[harveywritings92]

Orphan: Story Time!

[At the bases common area she approaches Ghost, Soap, Smoke and Price.]

Orphan: in every group of friends there’s the dumb one.

[No hesitation everyone points at Soap.]

Soap, taken aback: Really?! 

Ghost, flatly: You got your arm caught in the vending machine yesterday.

Soap: Hey, I paid for those Doritos, I was gettin’ my Doritos...

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Price, entering Y/N's room: Why are you taking so long to get ready? Y/N, out of breath: I..I just can't find anything to wear Price, opening the cupboard: What? You have lots of clothes. Lets see, shirts, trousers, hi Simon, jackets, more shirts