#modern warfare incorrect quotes

[hunterbunter3000]

Price, answering his phone: Hello?

141Sweetheart: Hey Cap! Just wanted to call and tell you that Ghost made it to the med bay.

141Sweetheart looking at Ghost:

Ghost, eyes closed and not moving:

141Sweetheart, crying: HE'S D E A D

Ghost: I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES

[decaf-mother]

EVEN more COD as things I've said out of context

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Modern Warfare Incorrect Quote

Y/N:Science side of Tumblr how do I become a jellyfish?

Ghost:Jellyfish have no brains. You're already pretty close.

Y/N:Okay WOW.

(Alternatively)

Soap:Science side of Tumblr how do I become a jellyfish?

Ghost:Jellyfish have no brains. You're already pretty close.

Soap:Okay WOW.

[harveywritings92]

{Price calls a meeting everyone is sitting around faintly listening to him drone on, Every once in a while Ghost would grunt in pain.]

Price, to Soap and Gaz bickering: All right, Don’t you two start- [Ghost groans] Soap: You okay, LT? Ghost: Just a little tooth pain. I'm fine. Continue. Price: Okay... First, My plan is check for service tunnels that lead to - [Ghost groans again] Do you need to go to the dentist, Simon? Simon: I don't like dentists. Just a second...

[Ghost reaches into his vest and pulls out some pliers, then he pulls up his mask, everyone watches in horror as he brings the pliers to his mouth]

Gaz: Hey! Soap: Oh, no, no. No! [Ghost puts the pliers to his tooth] König, shaking his head and waving his hands: Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein!

[Everyone mutters, then screams as Ghost pulls his tooth out, König throws a hand over his masked mouth.]

Orphan: What the f**k??! [She runs out of the briefing room Soap follows.] Gaz: *Throws up in a bin.*

Price: Oh, God! [he leaves the room with a sick Gaz in tow.] Ghost: I'm sorry everybody. What were we talking about? Hello?

[Ghost then looks to see everyone is gone save for Soap’s boyfriend Smoke; whose just staring at him in stunned silence.]

Ghost, to Smoke: The dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday, I wanted to demonstrate to the others that I am capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it's was fun to see König faint!

[They look down at König out cold on the ground.]

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[v1x3n]

[cod-dump]

*at a pub*

Drunk Woman: I would love to have your babies~

Ghost: I... am infertile

Drunk Woman: Wha-

Soap, grabbing Ghost's waist: HE'S INFERTILE YOU INSENSITIVE SLAG

Ghost, fake crying: I WILL NEVER BE A MOTHER

Gaz, from the bar: I don't like going out with them

Price: Drink more. It makes it all more fun

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: You're like our cool dad.

Price: I'm not your dad.

Gaz: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father.

Ghost: Father.

Price: Not you too, Simon.

Ghost: Father. I crave violence.

[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

stranger: *gestures at soap* is this man bothering you?

ghost: yes, but he’s my husband. i signed up for this

[eiraeths]

ghost: rock bottom isn’t a bad place to be if you’re into collecting rocks

soap: [holding an armful of rocks that ghost keeps stacking upon]

ghost: or if your partner also likes rocks

soap: they’re good improvised weapons

[hunterbunter3000]

Price, sighing: Bad news, Team. We're stranded.

Sweetheart: WHAT!?! NOOOOO WE CANT STAY HERE WE NEED TO LEAVE

Alex: Sweetheart--

Sweetheart, franticly pacing: The WEREWOLVES come out at night, man.

Sweetheart: I DONT WANT NO BODY TO EAT ME

Sweetheart: I GOT THICK THIGHS

Sweetheart, pointing: I GOT A FAT ASS AND TITS MAN

Gaz, worried: Relax!

Sweetheart, flailing her arms: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT AND NO ONES GONNA FIND OUR BODIES

Price: Come 'ere.

Sweetheart: WHAT

Price, pulling her in for a hug: You're having a nervous breakdown.

Sweetheart, whining and crying immediately:

[tanked-up]

Why he looking at us like it’s our fault he got a big DOOCKY

CONTROL YOURSELF, MACTAVISH

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Modern Warfare Incorrect Quote

Ghost:*Checks his surroundings*

Ghost, putting on his mask:Going Ghost.

Y/N, appearing out of nowhere:I KNEW IT!

Ghost:Fuckin' hell-

[harveywritings92]

[It’s winter the 1-4-1 base’s heater suddenly dies and they won’t get a replacement for a week, the solders have gotten desperate enough to burn anything flammable for warmth that included Ghost’s collection of books much to his dismay.]

Soap: Sorry we had to burn your books, LT. Here, I brought you some of mine.

Ghost, reading the book’s titles: 'Mr. T' by Mr. T. 'T and Me' by George Peppard. 'For The Last Time, I'm Not Mr. T' by Ving Rhames. {He shudders)

[Cut to Ghost reading one of Soap’s books completely immersed, while Orphan huddled next to him trying to track down where the fuck their replacement heater went.]

Orphan, wincing as Price yells into her earpiece: Dammit, Price, Stop yelling. I’m still tracking the damn thing, it hasn’t moved once since the last time you asked me!

Orphan, rolling her eyes: Yes, I’m sure! I’ve hacked into the Depot’s camera I’m looking right at it in 4k! 

Orphan: No way, I am not sitting on hold with the Supplies agent for two hours! you ordered the dang thing, you do it. (to Ghost) Can you believe this crap, Simon?

Simon, is busy reading: Huh! Did you know Mr. T always wanted to be a Broadway dancer?

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Soap: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into the room Ghost: Screw that I'm not kissing any of you *Y/N walks in* Ghost: Fine I'll do it rules are rules