#modern warfare incorrect quotes

[hunterbunter3000]

Price, answering his phone: Hello?

141Sweetheart: Hey Cap! Just wanted to call and tell you that Ghost made it to the med bay.

141Sweetheart looking at Ghost:

Ghost, eyes closed and not moving:

141Sweetheart, crying: HE'S D E A D

Ghost: I WAS JUST RESTING MY EYES

[decaf-mother]

EVEN more COD as things I've said out of context

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Modern Warfare Incorrect Quote

Y/N:Science side of Tumblr how do I become a jellyfish?

Ghost:Jellyfish have no brains. You're already pretty close.

Y/N:Okay WOW.

(Alternatively)

Soap:Science side of Tumblr how do I become a jellyfish?

Ghost:Jellyfish have no brains. You're already pretty close.

Soap:Okay WOW.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Hey so as my stalker exactly how much of my life do you see? Ghost, from inside the walls: Are you asking because you tripped on your own shoelaces in the hallway and fell on your face? Y/N: oh..so you saw that... Ghost, trying to be nice: ....no

[v1x3n]

[tanked-up]

Canon.

Twitter//@soapsloverman

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[skyrigel]

Y/n: Hey. What do bees make ?

Simon: I know this joke but since I am hopelessly in love with you and all your silly ways, I will follow along with you through everything.

Simon: Honey.

Y/n *through tears*: ...Yes dear.

[cod-dump]

*at a pub*

Drunk Woman: I would love to have your babies~

Ghost: I... am infertile

Drunk Woman: Wha-

Soap, grabbing Ghost's waist: HE'S INFERTILE YOU INSENSITIVE SLAG

Ghost, fake crying: I WILL NEVER BE A MOTHER

Gaz, from the bar: I don't like going out with them

Price: Drink more. It makes it all more fun

[call-of-daydreams]

Price, entering Johnny's room: "Why are you naked??"

Soap: "I-I don't have any clean clothes"

Price: *opens his closet*

Price: "What are you saying? You have shirts, pants, socks, hi Simon, more shirts, jackets-"

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: You're like our cool dad.

Price: I'm not your dad.

Gaz: Dear diary, today we were disowned by our own father.

Ghost: Father.

Price: Not you too, Simon.

Ghost: Father. I crave violence.

[slut4-haydenchristensen]

stranger: *gestures at soap* is this man bothering you?

ghost: yes, but he’s my husband. i signed up for this

[hunterbunter3000]

Price, sighing: Bad news, Team. We're stranded.

Sweetheart: WHAT!?! NOOOOO WE CANT STAY HERE WE NEED TO LEAVE

Alex: Sweetheart--

Sweetheart, franticly pacing: The WEREWOLVES come out at night, man.

Sweetheart: I DONT WANT NO BODY TO EAT ME

Sweetheart: I GOT THICK THIGHS

Sweetheart, pointing: I GOT A FAT ASS AND TITS MAN

Gaz, worried: Relax!

Sweetheart, flailing her arms: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT AND NO ONES GONNA FIND OUR BODIES

Price: Come 'ere.

Sweetheart: WHAT

Price, pulling her in for a hug: You're having a nervous breakdown.

Sweetheart, whining and crying immediately:

[mactavishenjoyer]

(wedding planning)

Soap:"your dad? Duh."

Ghost:"He's dead."

Soap:"Oh my fucking god he Is literally right there. I don't care if Price and you got in a fight he's still your dad and I want him in our wedding."

Price:"I- I'm not his dad?"

Soap:

Gaz:"Bullshit."

Roach:"Biggest damn lie I've heard all month."

Soap:"Womp Womp, you're not getting out of the wedding."

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Modern Warfare Incorrect Quote

Ghost:*Checks his surroundings*

Ghost, putting on his mask:Going Ghost.

Y/N, appearing out of nowhere:I KNEW IT!

Ghost:Fuckin' hell-

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Price: Why is Simon crying on the floor? Y/N: He's drunk Price: And? Y/N: And he found out I'm married Price: But he's married to you Y/N: I know

[v1x3n]