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cruxiu · 6 months ago
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Skoda comienza la producción en serie del elroq.
En la planta de Mladá Boleslav comenzó el montaje del Skoda elroq, el primer coche eléctrico de la marca en el estilo Modern Solid.
El modelo se basa en la plataforma MQB y se ofrece en cuatro versiones. Los precios comienzan en 33,9 mil euros, la reserva de marcha — hasta 560 km
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sesamestreep · 4 months ago
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it’s wild to me that like every modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (and by modern I mean “made recently” not “set in modern times”) is like Hell Bent on coming up with a Reason™️ that Watson stays with Holmes and trots around with him on adventures all the time despite the inconvenience and the danger and all, and so it’s like “oh, Watson’s a gambling addict, he loves uncertainty and mystery” or “oh, Watson’s an adrenaline junkie, he gets off on being constantly in danger from criminals” or even like “Watson’s atoning for sins of the past of BEING IN THE WAR by solving crimes with Holmes now” or WHATEVER. And it’s like, girl, maybe he’s just in love! Did you think of that?? Maybe he’s got a crush and it’s making him do stupid things. Maybe he’s just got bad taste and his type is guys who don’t know how to refold newspapers properly but can identify different types of cigar ash by sight, smell, and taste. And wrote a monograph on the subject. Maybe he’s down bad is all. I mean, Keep is simple, stupid!!!
#this whole problem also requires the extra step of making Holmes into someone who’s like actively cruel and terrible to Watson specifically#which like he also isn’t in canon at all#he’d probably be an inconvenient roommate that not everyone would personally want to put up with#but he’s not like endangering Watson all the time and interfering in his affairs constantly#The way writers always adapt him doing#so like it’s a problem they’re inventing and then writing a silly solution for#and no one better come for me for ‘bad taste’ I was trying to be funny and also Holmes is insane#the fact that Watson took one look at him and his bonkers lifestyle and pledged his life to him is just proof that Watson is also insane#in the when harry met Sally way of ‘thank god these two found each other and spared the rest of us the trouble’#anyway this is all part and parcel with the way writers who adapt Holmes don’t understand Watson#and even people who LIKE Holmes and get his deal still rarely get what makes Watson great#BUT that’s an essay for a different time and I won’t get into it now#sherlock holmes#john watson#doctor watson#acd#acd canon#tagging this as canon is sooo silly sorry but I don’t know what else to put#also worth noting that like the idea of working with Holmes as this chronically super dangerous thing is also silly#Like a solid percentage of their cases are solved from the comfort of baker street#there’s definitely some dangerous cases (‘bring your revolver’ is a meme for a reason after all) but like not enough of them#that you can make a strong case for John Watson: Adrenaline Junkie™️#except that modern writers make every case life or death high stakes serious so like….thats where it comes from#ANYWAY
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stardust948 · 2 months ago
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[On a teapot ride at Disney]
Zuko, Katara, and Toph: *Chilling and having a casual conversation*
Aang, Sokka, and Suki: *Shoots past them screaming and spinning at top speed*
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atlantablack · 4 months ago
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Maglor who stayed in Middle Earth all the way through till present day, or close to it, and then for whatever reason finally ends up going back to Valinor, but he has enthusiastically picked up all the modern day curses and slang and sometimes when he talks he's so completely incomprehensible to his family that they're not sure if they want to cry or hit him
aka: Maglor comes back to Valinor and instead of getting a traumatized son/brother back like the expected, they find that Maglor did in fact get over his shit eventually but was just having a blast becoming an agent of chaos and now he's brought all that back with him <3
#atlanta rambles#Maglor#I just had a vision pop in my head of Maglor going *out of his way* to be as annoying as possible#to all of his brothers#no one is safe#Fingon thinks it's fucking hilarious#doesn't understand anything Maglor is talking about but he picks up the curses with enthusiasm#the cursing spreads and you have elves saying “jesus fucking christ” without even the slightest comprehension of who they're referring to#Maglor learned piglatin at one point from some band of children#and spends a solid week convincing his father that there was in fact a country that spoke this language#he drops random history lore all the time#and Finarfin ends up having the concept of democracy and elections explained to him and drops everything#to make it happen#he'd expected the breaking of the world to happen already and he is SICK of being king#he thinks of the most dramatic modern inventions he can and then woefully tells his father#that oh it's just not possible to make it in Aman#no no it's not that he's bad at his craft it's just *impossible* to make#and then he sits back and enjoys the chaos#Maedhros has never been so happy to have a brother back while also simultaneously wishing he would go the fuck back to where he came from#he makes a point about telling Galadriel and Aredhel about the feminist movement#his work there is done#Fingolfin really feels he should be doing something about all this but has no idea what#Maglor looks at him one day and kind of mock thoughtfully goes hmmm#you know I wonder if they based David & Goliath off your disastrous fight and just felt bad for you so they changed the ending#and then he refuses to elaborate on any it#Maglor is a horrible goose#and he is having a FANTASTIC time
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thebookbutterfly · 1 year ago
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König would curb-stomp someone for disrespecting you, but is also too nervous to ask for extra ketchup at restaurants.
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nanowatzophina · 5 months ago
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Some characters from @doriana-gray-games’s Sherlock IF
I’m still holdin’ out for Irene Adler for my main Sherlock, Amelia… but… that isn’t stopping me from making alternate Sherlock’s for all these fine options I’ve been given. Especially considering the different flavors of autism gremlins I can make to compliment each option so differently.
Hate to say I have a preference for Lestrade and H as guys but— I do. 😔 idk. Maybe it’s just the way my biromantic brain is wired. But both these gentlemen are SO FINE.
So I will probably only ever draw them as dudes…
Sadly the only reason I may not be able to actually romance Adler with my main is… I’m playing her as more of a persona and I am incredibly ace… but— like— Irene tho— idk. Things to consider.
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arc-hus · 7 months ago
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House of Bluff, Mentougou District, China - Chaoffice
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canisalbus · 5 months ago
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I love the idea of Machete healing some unresolved stuff about himself because he realizes the things he resented about himself when he was younger are traits that Ear has but because he loves Ear it helps him to realize those traits aren't inherently unlovable. Do you think Machete or Vasco would be helicopter parents?
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ganondoodle · 1 month ago
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did you hear about that the zelda notes finally explained what happened to the sheikah tech in totk? a voice memory describes that after the events of botw and link defeating calamity ganon, all the sheikah technology and divine beasts started to crumble and turn to dust, and that the first one to break down was Vah Ruta as seen in the secret ending of botw, the only thing of sheikah tech that remains are replicas made by robbie and purah, it also implies the guardian on top of robbies lab is a replica.
im sure you mean well anon but, risking sounding like i am negativity in person and wont take any answer as an answer- i think that 1. doesnt change anything 2. was clearly an afterthought or ... them scrambling to try and sound like they totally planned it all from the start after, to them unexpectedly apparently, realizing people actually cared about things (its still bad even if they did plan that ..)
just vanishing and crumbling to dust are really the same thing if you ask me, its just like describing something exploding as an "unexpected rapid dismembering" (or however they called spacex rockets blowing up lol), vah ruta stopping to work after the end of botw was, imo, much more logical to mean, well their pilot is gone (as the champions spirit disappear supposedly permanently (though you cant be sure now about that either now i guess huh RAURU??HMM??? mister uuuh aaahh totoally goneeeee much tragiqué woops wait i need to deus ex machina your girlfriend and take back my arm)) and with them the one .. to pilot them plus possibly their power source as well (that 'theory' just makes too much sense)
if you think about it it still doesnt make it any better, the stuff in totk being replicas? welll ... obviously they were newly built stuff (off the little there is left...), and replica sounds like a copy when none of the stuff they have there is an actual copy aside from maybe the terminals to get into a tower? also how and when did they do that?? the knowledge about the tech was largely lost and i dont think alot of time passed between the end of botw and the extra scene- why wouldnt they copy guardians or anythign else more useful? the guardian on top of the hateno institute was extremely clearly a super old one, it was unfunctional and overgrown strapped to the roof in botw already- purahs stone thingy and all lanterns and sources of energy went poof too (WHERE DO THEY GET THE POWER FROM NOW?????????????????????????????????????????????), idk if the easter egg prototype titan is still there but that and cherry would be the only thing i can think of that they might have built during the 100 years they had to built stuff in botw (AND CHERRY IS GONE TOO instead a tiny version of her that what, is a shop to get your photos at????????? what?????), and now they just suddendly can built massive things? did they also find out what powers it and how and managed to built a secret replica of a fireborn (idk the english name, the flaming source) that you cant ever find (i cant check i dont have the game anymore but i dont remember a flame or otherwise sourcing thingy in the spypost- not that it would matter, its shiekah tech after all, bleurgh, we got sonau "tech" nowww) and then choose to built pretty useless stuff at that? wouldnt it have been more sensical to preserve the lasers and automations of guardians or something isntead of ... a tower that flings link, and only link mind you, into the air? to scan the ground in an very dangerous manner that is also just miles more stupid and inefficient than the previous towers????? like couldnt add to a tower to scan upwards also??????
the old problems remain! why the hell would everythign crumble or vanish? it lasted for over 10 thousand fucking years with no power either exposed to the elements or dug underground and now it just goes up in flames withtin what, a day? it remains a "woah didnt think anyone would care to ask that lol just uuuuh *makes up shit on the spot*" answer
the ooooh clamgan was defeated excuse doesnt work any better with this as it did before, if ganondorf was not connected to clamgan (which is stupid) and it 'crumbles to dust' when clamgan is defeated it should have done so in the og battle 10k years ago! if he IS connected to it why the fuck would it go away now?????? he is still there???????
and im also asking why would all of shiekah tech just crumble away into literally nothing when the stupid sonau(zonai) shit is like, largely in prime condition even though that is supposedly even OLDER (i guess the sonau are jsut that much cooler uwu their stuff lasts forever or until its timer runs out lmao and is much better anywayyyy)
this is not an attack against you anon, but i dont believe this bullshit, they are trying to stitch up holes they dug themselves and you cant get out of anymore no matter how much they roll around in it bc they didnt account for people to actually fukcing care, or, if they did plan this (which i do not believe) it STILL SUCKS and makes no sense and really .. jsut means that it really was this stupid and meaningless as it feels now from the start. they dont want you to think about it, they can say whatever they want and expect you to swallow it. they dont care.
i suppose the jokes on us, the shiekah were able to see the future and knew they would be replaced by a totally always there and also totally better version of all their stuff thats actually worse but with a totally no overused new paint job so they thoughtfully added a best before date on all botw relevant shiekah things and we all know that a day over it means it molds and dissolves in your very hands before you can even put it in the trashcan.
uwu.
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lyss-butterscotch · 2 years ago
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Hey @ressioo remember when you said suns undertale?
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oh-no-its-bird · 3 months ago
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I'm curious actually, so help me out here pretty please
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fireflysugarpie · 9 months ago
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need to write a fic where Shang Qinghua gets so fed up with his xianxa hair that he accidentally gives himself a fuckass bob lmao
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doodlesdreaming · 1 year ago
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If you have anxiety, blow it up or find a safe place to catch your breath…
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hawnks · 26 days ago
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Saga, do you have any romance recs where the love interest is the beast/monster and the fmc is human? Possibly remains human? I hope this is ok to ask sonce Ik ppl have different preferences regarding these
I LOVE monsters mated to humans 🥰
But this actually had me wracking my brain for a lil bit sjxjjxjjc.
Primal Possession by Katie Reus is a shifter romance, and I think one of the first ones I ever read. I think this series/author has other human mates, but I may be mistaking it for something else.....
Mine to Possess by Nalini Sing is also a shifter romance, although there's a bit of lore that may be difficult to get used to if you're not comfortable with romantasy flash info-dumps. The main character stays human, but she has some non-human qualities she receives.
The Vampire Who Loved Me by Teresa Medieros also has a stays-human heroine. This is histrom, so your mileage may vary.
I'm sure if you're a romance reader you've already heard of Lothaire by Kresely Cole but I'll toss that one in too. Ellie starts off very human, and that is in fact one of the plot driving forces in the book. She does not stay human though, unfortunately 😔
If anyone else has any recs, pls let me know 🤲
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bitchapalooza · 6 months ago
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Thinking about little baby Sanji having a couple pet mice and what their names could be in my modern au,,,,
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kusnechik · 1 year ago
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This one's a little old but yay, Creature!
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