#modern au hange

[after-hours-art]

Falling asleep with Hange

Pairing: Hange Zoë x reader

Genre: fluff

Warnings:

It was ling past 10pm when Hange was sitting on your bed and reading some of their medical books. Lately, they got some from the university library, and ever since, they kept shooting some random medical facts at you throughout the day.

You were basically lying down on your desk, trying your hardest to keep your eyes open and focused on the chemistry notes. You were getting ready for the exam for last week and Hange really did their best in not disturbing you (they really went overboard with letting you work, they weren't disturbing you in the tiniest way) but as time went they got kind of worried about you. You weren't sleeping enough. They made sure to keep bringing you meals and water, but they had no control over your sleep schedule since you went to sleep after them and was up before them.

- Darling? - they asked, pulling their legs closer to their chest, and they were sitting on your bed. - Darling? - they repeated a bit louder.

- Huh? - you opened your eyes wider, awake from a tiny subconscious nap you've taken.

- Come here - Hange unwrapped themselves from under the layers of blankets and cover and walked to your desk.

- I'm fine, Hange. I have to-

- You have to sleep. You are falling asleep now, and I really don't want you to wake up with neck pain tomorrow. Come sleep with me. Please? - they pouted and did "puppy eyes" what worked perfectly when they took off their glasses.

- Hange. In five mi- HANGE! - you squeaked as strong arms of your partner picked you up from the chair. Scared that you gonna fall, you wrapped your hands around Hange's neck as they held you in bridal style.

- Hange Zoë! Put me down!

- Your wish is my command - they said as they carefully put you on bed. As you felt soft mattress and warm blankets that Hange was hugging for last hour, you almost instantly wanted to fall asleep.

- I have to study Hange

- I'm just trying to do what lovers do. Taking care of each other. You take care of me, I take care of you. - Hange said, leaning forward to kiss your forehead before taking off your glasses, placing them on nightstand, and getting in bed next to you.

- Come here, Love. I bet you missed my hugs.

You rolled your eyes but moved closer to Hange and put your head on their chest, inhaling their scent, something citrusy with iron. Your hand found theirs, and you locked your fingers.

- You needed it, huh? - they asked, as their other hand was tracing up and down your spine.

- Yeah...

- You need to sleep, Sweetheart. What you gonna do when I'm not here?

- You're leaving me? - you pouted.

- Oh no, baby. Not in that meaning. I meant like if I'm gone for work or something like that. I'm not leaving you, my love. - they kissed top of your head. - Never. Now sleep. - they wrapped their arms in a protective manner around you as you cuddled to their side, slowly drifting off to sleep.

[lelee-tdn]

“When snowflakes fall, I wish you love”

Finally had the chance to finish this comic 😭💖💖 I love them sm.

Akaza barista being a gentleman has my whole heart 😫

[canisalbus]

Would Machete still be Catholic in modern!AU?

He was raised in a very traditional household, went through a fraught crisis of faith in his teens, became a disillusioned atheist and then eventually more or less made his peace with the whole thing and slid back a little bit to the secular/lapsed catholic territory.

[macni-art]

Sometimes they take their kid (aka their best friend) for a ride.

[cod-dump]

Allegedly ___

teen!Ghost: Okay, so, if I stole from my headmaster, allegedly, would you be mad? Price: ... why are you using that word? teen!Ghost: ... which one? Price: 'Allegedly', Simon. You never use that word unless you hear someone using it teen!Ghost: I- Price: What did Nik do? Was he on the phone speaking Russian? Was he using code? teen!Ghost: He- Why are you bringing Nik into this after what I said!? Price: If your school calls me then I'll deal with it. Until then, I'm more concerned about Nik. Where. Is. He? teen!Ghost: ... he's in the garage Price: Good boy *leaves* teen!Ghost: (later) *teen!Ghost and teen!Gaz are hanging out in teen!Farah's room* teen!Gaz: Your boyfriend needs to be put in a cage teen!Ghost: Oh, he's my boyfriend when he's annoying, but your best friend when he isn't?? teen!Gaz: Yep teen!Farah: Can you two not come in here just to fight- Nik: *suddenly opens the window and climbs in* Nik: SIMON- teen!Gaz & teen!Farah: *start screaming* teen!Ghost: Oh my god you're alive! Nik: YOU LITTLE SNITCH- teen!Ghost: ALLEGEDLY A SNITCH-

[thena0315]

[hangesfavles]

Nerd Hange headcanons

4.1k words. AFAB NB loser! hange x bimbo (ish)! fem reader. <3

Summary: Hange is more of a socially inept lesbian redditor gamer nerd rather than a normal ‘i’m smart’ dweeb :). These are general hcs of how you met loser/streamer Hange, things they like and relationship dynamics including you secretly eating them out on stream. <3

A/N: this is my first ever attempt at nsfw so i’m sorry if it’s bad or nondescript! also i know both of my fics so far have been for afab reader, but going forward i plan to write for a genny nootch reader just because i find it to be inclusive to wider groups of hange lovers <3 lol and last time i posted i said i never wrote fanfiction before but that was a tiny fib because i wrote shitty dumpster fire fanfics in middle school, but i’ve /srsly never tried my hand at nsfw before, but i guess there's a first for everything. pls critique me if u have any thoughts but be nice i’m sensitive. also shoutout to @abbyslev for helping me brainstorm <3 if ur reading my fanfics u probably already do, but pleaaaase follow her if u dont she’s lovely!!!! :3

Warnings: Nsfw content under my 2nd divider, sort of exhibitionism and masturbation. Not all of this is nsfw, but I’d still like for MINORS TO DNI. However, I know that you guys like to ignore those warnings, so I bolded the nsfw sections. At the very least, please don’t read the bolded hcs. Thank you & enjoy reading!

❥Loser! Hange who is in the same math course as you. When you walk in on the first day, you’re drawn to them, but not for the reasons you’d initially think. You were almost positive that they would be a decent person to cheat off of. I mean, they seem to look like they know what they’re doing, right?

❥Loser! Hange that can hear their pulse in their ears when they see a pretty girl take the spot beside them. They feel their heart rattling around in their chest as they sneak glances at you whenever they get the chance.

❥Loser! Hange quickly figures out the reason why you decided to sit next to them, rather than the other isolated chairs inside the lecture hall. But don’t worry, of course they’ll let you cheat off of them. Unfortunately, their performance starts to dip a little when they realize what you’re doing. They’re frequently under your gaze, and they can’t help it that you make them nervous :c 

❥Loser! Hange that is unaware that your eyes aren’t only looking down at their answers. One class when you were copying off of them, you started noticing the way their fingers hold their pencil. How slender their digits are, that their nails are surprisingly short, neat and cleaner than expected. You also started to notice how their veins protrude slightly and move up their arm... You feel yourself biting your lip as you observe their side profile. Their cheeks look soft and pink, similarly to their kissable lips. Your eyes continue to trail over their face: their thin, ovular glasses are slightly pushed down on their hooked nose, and their long eyelashes flutter as they continue to take notes beside you.

❥Loser! Hange can’t not listen to you getting called out by the professor when they notice you copying off of your seatmates’ assignments and notes. It was rather embarrassing, but you’re just happy the professor didn’t catch you cheating on an exam and risking academic misconduct.

❥Loser! Hange nudges your arm lightly after that incident, their voice low so you both don’t get caught by the professor. "Hey, um... I've noticed you've been using my notes and uh... answers. Do you need any help with the material? I mean, like, we could study together or something! If you want." They ask you with an excitement in their eyes and voice.

❥Loser! Hange can’t even feel proud of the fact they managed to talk to you because they barely even got that sentence out, and they couldn’t look you in the eye for more than 2 seconds. But it seems like all that is forgotten when you actually agree to meet up with them. They feel a rush of giddiness, but they try not to make a fool of themself in front of you. “Right! Yeah, so here’s my number... We can plan something, er- sometime.” They write their number down, sliding you the ripped end of their notebook page.

❥Loser! Hange who feels their heart in their throat as they lead you into their bedroom. The study session started off a bit rocky and awkwardly, but the tension in the air decreased as time continued on. As much as you would like to actually learn this material to earn good grades, you find yourself wanting to earn their attention much, much more. I mean, you obviously wore your lowest cut shirt and a pleated skirt for a reason. You look up at them, calling out for them. “Hey, Hange?” You ask, smiling as their head shoots up from their notes. “Can you explain this question to me?” You ask quietly, turning around your notebook to face them. You lean closer to them, purposely displaying your breasts for them to (hopefully) ogle.

❥Loser! Hange who starts to feel like they’re being tested by a higher power. They have to physically stop themself from glancing down and making a fool of themself. They try their best to focus on explaining the math problem to you as you watch their every movement like a hawk. You notice their eyes fall on your chest for a split second, and you pounce on your opportunity to tease them further. You reach up to their face, flicking their nose up so they’re forced to look at you. “My eyes are up here, silly.” “I- Uh- Sorry, just-” Hange trips over their words as they try to formulate a cohesive sentence on the spot. “Don’t worry about it, I’m just teasin’. It’s not so bad to be stared at if it's you.” You say with a playful wink.

❥Loser! Hange folds immediately. “O-Oh... Me? Really?” They ask, their eyes widening and pupils dilating. You can’t help but chuckle at their disbelief and nod your head in confirmation. “Yes, you. Is there anybody else in the room with us?” You joke. They stumble over their words as they think of a response. “W-Well, no, there isn’t, but- y’know- I didn’t think you-” They stutter, pushing the notebook aside and gesturing their hands between the two of you. They feel their cheeks growing warmer from embarrassment as they struggle to coherently voice their jumbled thoughts. “You know, you should at least take me to dinner before looking at me like that.” 

❥Loser! Hange doesn’t need to be told twice. They grab your hand with a cheesy smile, practically dragging you to their car while suggesting all sorts of restaurants that you might agree to. “Is there a certain restaurant you had in mind? We can try something totally different, like a little hole-in-the-wall joint. Ooh, but picture this: hibachi. The whole watching people cook in front of me thing usually makes me feel awkward but the food is always soooo good. Oh, or maybe we could go to a steakhouse! No matter what you choose, I’ll be fine with whatever! What do you think?" GOD they are just so excited and you find it utterly adorable. They remained true to their word and took you to whichever place you decided and paid for both of your meals. (They would have done this even if you didn’t joke about it bless their heart.) But then that first date turned into 2 dates, which quickly became 3, 4, 5, then suddenly you both forgot because anything the two of you do together is a date in your minds.

❥Loser! Hange definitely asks you out after only the second date. But in their defense, you’ve been hanging out after class as well as coming over to their house for “study sessions” that alway turned into watching tv or movies, ordering ubereats, going to the movies, walking around their neighborhood, anything but studying. You even took them to a party once. (You guys left after a half hour because Hange got overwhelmed, but you were still happy they tried something for you.) So by the time you guys went on your second “official date” they definitely felt confident that you would say yes.

❥Loser! Hange who loves talking to you about whatever game they’re playing. If it’s a story game, they’d love to explain anything you missed or don’t understand. They also would voice their predictions about how the game will end or where the story will go. If they see something predictable, they’ll definitely tell you what they think will happen, trying to impress you so when/if it does they’ll look “cool” to you. In reality though, you just find them to be geeky in the most endearing way. “Look, there’s a bunch of ammo in this room. If there’s a boss behind this door, you have to give me a kiss.” They say to you with a sly grin on their face. If it’s a PVP game, they will explain everything about what skills and powers each character has and who their favorite to play is. They’ll talk about what they like and dislike about the different mechanics, their favorite characters, parts they find tricky, etc. And of course, you sit there with a dopey smile while you listen to their rambling without interrupting, even if you don’t understand a word of what they’re saying because they’re just too cute when they’re passionately rambling. 

❥Loser! Hange who loves inviting you over, even if you two are doing absolutely nothing. They adore when you watch them play all sorts of video games. If they’re playing a console game, Hange lays next to you with your head against their shoulder, your arm splaying across their stomach while your hand rests around their waist. You tend to get pretty invested if the game is story based, insisting that they can’t play it without you around to watch the next part of the story unfold. If they’re playing a PC game, you’re sitting in their lap with a skirt that does absolutely nothing to cover your body once you’re seated on top of them. You prefer to face away from them, occasionally squirming in their lap so they can feel your ass pressed against their thighs and stomach. However, you do occasionally enjoy facing them, your arms wrapped around their shoulders as your legs hang off of their gaming chair at either side of their body.

❥Loser! Hange who also loves when you’re sitting in their lap, even if they struggle to focus on the game in front of them when your warm body is pressed against their own. It doesn’t help that they can smell the perfume coming from your neck, tempting them to lean in and kiss you there.

❥Loser! Hange that can’t resist the urge to rest their hands on your thighs during a cutscene, between rounds, during any sort of loading screen or when they’re respawning. They’ll use your thighs to push your ass back and closer to their body. 

❥Loser! Hange kisses your neck from behind, causing you to tilt your head and expose more of your neck for them to kiss. You let out a chuckle at how you effortlessly turned them on just by sitting on their lap and looking pretty.

❥Let’s just say... Loser! Hange finds the opportunity to quit or pause the game as soon as they can. When they eventually return to whatever game they were playing, they find it much easier to focus after you’re both satisfied. ♡

❥Loser! Hange who is also a small streamer! They probably get a few hundred people to watch them game each stream. They may not have a huge community, but their fans are consistent, funny, and always welcoming to new viewers! It’s a comforting little community. Because of this, Hange responds to their chat quite a bit and they’ve made quite a few friends with their mods and regular viewers.

❥Loser! Hange had to explain to you what streaming was. They decided that they would show you what it's like by doing a short stream while you silently watch them game and listen to them talk with their viewers.

❥Loser! Hange never technically introduced you to their fans. Not because they didn’t want to, they just knew that the internet wasn’t always kind, even if their fans are 99% supportive. They wouldn’t mention it much, but they are a little insecure about themself. They know that they treat you like an absolute princess, and they know that you adore them, that’s not the problem. The problem is that they don’t know if they’ll ever feel deserving of you. 

❥Loser! Hange only mentions this to you at late hours of the night when they feel vulnerable and slightly sleepy. You spend countless late nights at sleepovers holding them in your arms and reassuring them just how attractive you find them and that no one has treated you better. They start to feel reassured more once you mention to them that you don’t feel deserving of the endless love they give or of the many ways they spoil you.

anyway back to streamer hcs

❥Loser! Hange didn’t expect you to surprise them one day in their room with their favorite takeout in the middle of a stream. You didn’t know that they were streaming and you wanted to sneak up on them and scare them >:). You slip into their room as quietly as possible, slowly tiptoeing to their form slouched over their desk. Because of the slight delay of their videocam to their viewers, Hange doesn’t get the chance to read all of the different messages of the chatters who spotted your presence and are questioning about it. You silently place the bag of food on the floor, wrapping your arms around their shoulders and kissing their cheek roughly. 

❥Loser! Hange practically jumps out of their chair, yelping from the shock. They realize that it’s you pretty quickly, because no one else would hold or kiss them like that. They pause their game, swiveling around to face you with a wide smile. “Hi, baby!! What are you doin’ here?”

❥Loser! Hange immediately forgets the world around them, forgetting they’re literally live as they try to grab at your hips while they talk to you. “Mmmm,” You hum and giggle. “I just wanted to surprise you. It’s been a few days, I missed you.” You mumble before stepping back so that their hands disconnect from your waist. “Let me get some plates and napkins real quick.” You tell them before you leave the room again.

❥Loser! Hange remembers that they’re streaming, facing their viewers again to read what they missed from chat. “Chat, what do you mean ‘how did you bag a baddie?’” They say, reading some of the messages out loud. “‘How come Hange can get a girlfriend and I can’t? Life isn’t fair-’ WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?” They cut themself off, their jaw dropping a little from the comments they read. The chat starts to go crazy after seeing you. Most of the messages are asking who you are, if Hange is dating you, or simply encouraging Hange to stream with you sometime officially. But of course, it’s much easier to take note of bad comments people say rather than nice ones.

❥Loser! Hange pouts when you return with plates in hand, ignoring their chat again in the blink of an eye. "I'm charming, right? and cute?” They look up at you with puppy eyes as you stand in front of them. “I'm desirable." They say those words like a statement, but it sounds like they’re trying to convince themself rather than state a fact. You hear the insecurities dripping from their tone. You promptly climb into their lap, placing a tender kiss to their cheek while your hand cups the opposite one. You progressively start kissing all over their face, and they close their eyes, giggling and getting lost in the moment. When you eventually begin moving down their neck, their eyes snap open as they remember the audience. "AAAAHHHH, I'M LIVE, I'M LIVE!" They warn you frantically, suddenly remembering again why they were a bit insecure in the first place. This causes you to jump a bit from their yelling. They swivel their chair around to face the monitor, looking at it from over your shoulder. "S-Sorry chat, ending stream a bit early today..." They say quickly, turning off their game and switching tabs to end their video. You chuckle, turning to face their camera. "Oops." you say only a few seconds before they end their stream. 

❥Loser! Hange decides that they might as well officially introduce you after that incident, since they know they’ll be getting teased for it for the next few streams.

❥Loser! Hange never thought that they would be in this situation with anyone, no less you. This exact scenario had been nothing but a fantasy in the corners of their mind. A fantasy that would fog up their mind in the late hours of the night, prompting them to slip their fingers under their boxers and lightly circle their clit with their fingertips, eventually slipping them inside of their warm body. Their back would arch up off of the bed, trying their best to picture that their own fingers were instead yours.

❥Loser! Hange that noticed a sort of glint in your eyes when they asked if it was okay to stream while the two of you were still hanging out. They hadn’t been active in the past handful of days because they’ve been spending all their time with you. They just can’t deny you, especially when you both want to spend all your time with the other.

❥Loser! Hange who has to resist the urge to drool as you carefully and quietly crawl under their desk, looking up at them through your long, mascara coated eyelashes as your knees hit the slightly dusty floor... 

❥You aren’t sure what came over you, but when you were watching them put their headphones on and start welcoming people into their stream, you missed the attention being on you. So decided to tease and torture them and force them to give you attention still. 

❥Loser! Hange is forced to pretend you aren’t under their desk and spreading their thighs and pulling down their boxers while giving them that signature sultry smile with your matching lustful look in your eye. You bite your lip as you part their legs, moving in closer to their folds. They can feel your hot breath on their legs as you kiss, lick, and bite the plush skin of their inner thighs. For a few moments, you feel their hand rest on top of your head and stroke your hair approvingly as you start to rile them up. They can feel their face heating up a little, but if anyone in chat mentions it they just explain that their AC isn’t working properly. Even from just your breath and kisses teasing their thighs, they can feel themself getting wet, the stickiness spreading around their groin.

❥Loser! Hange melts under your touches, but they quickly become needy and desperate for more. Their resolve is always weak when it comes to you, and your teasing will be the death of them. They’re trying so hard not to whine and plead because they have to act normal and play their game. Even when your tongue finally reaches out to meet their pussy, you keep teasing them. You give them as little as you possibly can, spreading their folds with the tip of your tongue, only occasionally flicking up to their clit. You also kiss their puffy pussy lips and their clit, showing how much you love them while simultaneously subjecting them to such sweet torture. When they feel your tongue finally giving them what they wanted, their legs start to twitch slightly from the stimulation. They try their best to regulate their breathing so nothing seems out of the ordinary.

❥Loser! Hange doesn’t know how to act when your mouth starts to move faster and faster between their legs. They’ve stopped looking at their chat entirely, just trying to focus on playing the game somewhat coherently and occasionally talking about it or making a random comment without stuttering or sighing from pleasure.

❥Loser! Hange’s pussy is dripping onto their chair from all of your teasing. The combination of your tongue and their pussy makes an audible squelch as you suck, kiss, and lick up their slit and their hips move slightly, trying to keep up with the rhythm of your tongue. At this point, they’re starting to feel the knot in their stomach tighten, and they’re struggling to hold back their sounds. “Chat, I’ve gotta use the bathroom real quick-” They say, closing their webcam and muting their mic as fast as their fingers let them.

❥Loser! Hange’s hand finds its way back to your head, grabbing a fistful of your hair and pushing you as close to them as biology allows. Their head falls back as they let out a shaky moan. “Ahhh.. F-Fuckk... Please, please more.” They whine, encouraging you to eat them out without fear. You can both feel how their pussy throbs with desire for attention. They’ve been impatiently craving this, so they plan to take full advantage of the fact you’re right where they want you. You pick up the pace, sloppily making out with their pussy and sucking their labia between your lips. They toss one of their legs up onto your shoulder, allowing you more access to them as the knot in their core is almost ready to release. You look up into their eyes, slurping up their juices. The way you look up at them with devotion makes them feel even better due to how much desire is in your expression, adding another layer of eroticism for them from your enjoyment.

❥Loser! Hange feels the tension in their lower stomach releasing. They sigh and moan out into the air lightly as they feel white hot pleasure take their entire mind and body. They arch themself off the chair, trying to meet your mouth even more than already possible. Their body grinds against your tongue as they shiver from the intensity of their orgasm.

❥Immediately after their orgasm subsides, loser! Hange pulls your head up by your hair, kissing you deeply and not caring that they can taste their sticky cum on your plump lips. Their free hand slides down to the back of your thigh, guiding your body to sit on their lap. Their hands are protective and possessive while you make out. They are such a softie, always wanting to cuddle, hug, and kiss after sex. They love you so much and need to let it show, it’s like a warm blanket of warmth and affection covers their heart. They see the world with rose colored glasses for an hour or two after you make them cum, honestly. 

❥Loser! Hange holds you for a little while, their face nuzzled against your neck as they whisper sweet nothings to you. They’ll pepper your neck, collarbones, and face with kisses while telling you how good you made them feel. “I- love- you- so- much- sweet- heart- thank- you-” They’d say between pecks to your skin, causing you to giggle from the slight tickle of their lips moving around your upper body. They only stop their barrage of kisses when you start to push at their shoulders playfully, begging them to stop. “I love youuuu!” They say in a drawn out tone, giving your body a tight squeeze. “But duty calls, so we'll have to continue this later. Don't worry, I'll be thinking about you the whole time!"

❥Loser! Hange loves aftercare, giving and receiving, basically. They’re happy as long as you’re physically close to them <//3.

❥Loser! Hange also used to have inappropriate thoughts about you before you two were officially dating. They knew it was a bit weird to do so without you having any knowledge of it, but they couldn’t help themself. The two of you had exchanged Instagrams after your very first study session and since then, they can’t help but fuck their fingers to your posts. They try to refrain from doing so each time; they attempt to scroll past your stories as if the sight of your face hadn’t already turned them on. Each time it always ends the same, inevitably retyping your name in the search bar to revisit the photo. At this point it had to be some sort of conditioning, the way their body would react to you like clockwork. But they still feel so embarrassed to be so obsessed with you simply because you gave them an ounce of attention.

❥Loser! Hange used to imagine you in all sorts of different positions for them. You name it, they’ve probably thought about it once or maybe even twice. Sometimes they would imagine you sitting on their face, other times they could imagine you under them as they would fuck their strap into you. When Hange feels extra desperate, they like to picture the ways you would take them, perhaps you would trap them against the bed, fingering their throbbing pussy while making out with them to ensure that they weren’t too loud. A favorite daydream of theirs surrounds the different types of faces you would make as they eat you out. They yearn to see how your eyes might look down at them, pleading for them to make you cum, or how they may be shut entirely, your lips parted to sigh out with pleasure from how good they’re making you feel. They’d wonder what kind of sounds you would make. Were you loud? Quiet? Shy? Breathy? Are you the type that moans, or are you the type that whimpers? These questions had plagued their mind until they finally had you for the first time after 4-5 dates. <3

i miss hange rip hange you would’ve loved being the most nerdy loser dork the geek world ever saw.

[exosalt]

aot headcanons - skincare edition

Armin

Slightly on the dry side but v sensitive

Has a pretty simple routine - cleanser, toner, moisturiser, aftershave etc

His products are high end and high quality

Knows exactly what to use for specific skin issues

Religiously uses SPF

Eren

Combination skin but slightly on the oilier side

Doesn’t have a skincare routine

Uses 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash on his face when he’s in the shower

Steals Armin’s and Mikasa’s skincare products

Uses them wrong

Refuses to use SPF in winter

Mikasa

Normal balanced skin

Literally only needs cleanser and SPF and that’s IT

Likes trying out new face masks and sheet masks

Physically has to hold Eren down and rub SPF on his face

Levi

Used to have balanced skin like Mikasa but it dried out because he kept using hand sanitizer on his face

Cleanses twice a day but with antibacterial soap

Skin stills looks good because ✨Ackergenes✨

Jean

Combination and slightly acne-prone

Needs encouragement to use proper skincare

Not too fussed about following a proper routine, always forgets in the evening

Thinks growing a beard will cover the sins

Sasha

Has an oily T-zone

Tiktok is her main source of skincare info

Tried homemade Pinterest face masks but ended up eating it

Has a post on her Instagram of herself and Connie with face masks on and cucumbers over their eyes

Connie

Combination skin but slightly acne prone

Doesn’t really use anything special unless it’s recommended to him

“What’s your skincare routine?” “Water” - thinks that’s a flex

Loves trying new face masks with Sasha

Historia

Dry, sensitive skin but no one can ever tell because she’s perfected her skincare

Has a full 12 step routine

Loves giving skincare recommendations

Convinces Ymir to do spa nights with her

Reiner

Tears

LMAO jk jk his skincare is pretty simple

Has mostly normal skin but stress causes him to break out

Still trying to find products which work for him

Bertholdt

Oily + sensitive skin

Constantly forgets to use SPF

Doesn’t really matter because he sweats off all the product anyway

Annie

Combination skin

Constant dark circles

Uses super simple drugstore products

Only really focused on keeping her skin clean

Started using SPF because Armin suggested it

Marco

Combination skin but has an oily forehead

Doesn’t have a proper routine

Only buys products that are half off 🙃

Low-key scared he’ll exfoliate a freckle off

(The freckles demand love)

Ymir

Really only uses water and it works out fine

Doesn’t understand the skincare hype

Will still try out whatever Historia recommends for her

Erwin

this set

Hange

Doesn’t have a skincare routine

Likes putting weird things on their face just to see what effect they’ll have

Like they’ll rub a whole lemon on their face just to see what it does

Enjoys popping pimples

Miche

Soap goes up his nose every single day and impairs his sense of smell for like an hour afterwards

Cries when this happens

Prefers to keep it simple

Floch

Doesn’t wash his face

Crusty ass bitch

s/o to @sehun-cakes for helping me with this 😂

[honeymilk-4]

guys when I wanna read some attack on titan works I DONT WANT MODERN AU!!!!! 🙏🙏 a bitch is digging in the depths for some non modern attack on titan works😭

PLEASE maybe it's just me but I don't wanna read about it I wanna cry and feel that pain😭😭😭😭

[u3pxx]

i had to complete the brunch group trifecta ok

[darkbutterflyart]

AoT modern AU sketches💜

Was scrolling too long on Pinterest and made some cute AoT sketches out of some poses and clothes I saw💞

Hope you like them! I sure had super fun drawing them🙈

I also have sooo many headcanons oh god this won't be the last modern AU fanart🙈

[after-hours-art]

Stranger

Pairing: Hange Zöe x fem!reader

Genre: fluff

Warnings: mentioning of alcohol

You were sipping coke from the red cup and looked around from your comfortable corner of the living room. You weren't even sure what you're doing here. You also had no clue how your best friend - Historia managed to talk you into coming here. Out of all the people you knew, Historia would also be the last to attend the party with you. As your polar opposite, she was kinda rude badass vibe and knew what she wanted. You, on the other hand, were... we'll you, nice and smiley person. How you two were friends? Let's just say that studying insides of animals bring people together.

- Of course, she came to flirt - you mumbled to yourself, as you spot your friend with the party host, Ymir, on the dance floor in some very intimate moves. Rolling your eyes, you left to the kitchen to refill your coke. As you grab a can from the fridge, you got the feeling that you weren't alone. Indeed, on the counter with beer in hand was sitting a brown-haired person. They were wearing a white shirt tackled in dark brown pants.

- Hey. First-year - they smiled from behind their glasses.

- How did you know I'm the first-year? - you took a step closer in their direction, leaning your back on the counter next to them.

- You drink coke. Or wait, I didn't ask. Wanna beer?

You just wrinkled your nose.

- No, thanks. The smell...

- Got ya. So... what major are you?

- Veterinary. And you?

- Medical. - they took another sip and closing one eye aimed at the trash can. The can flew from their hands in the right direction but bumped off the edge of the trash can.

- Hey, Four-Eyes! I know your dorm is a mess, but don't ruin other's places. - small, balck-haired boy entered the kitchen, picked up the can, and put it in the trash. - Speaking of mess, I'll visit you tomorrow. To clean. - he shot death glance at the person next to you and left.

- That was...? Your boyfriend? - you asked after a few seconds of silence.

- No, no, no, no. Raviolli is just a best friend. And cleaning service - they laughed and took two lollipops from the shirt's pocket and handed you a cherry flavoured one.

- And you go by Four-Eyes, or you actually have a name? - you asked, putting the lollipop in your mouth.

- Hange Zoë. But Hange is just fine.

- Hange. - you whispered to yourself. - Nice to meet you, Hange

- Awwww, it sounds so cool when you say it. - their eyes lighten up, you could swear you saw sparks. - What's your name?

- Y/N. - you smiled. Hange whispered your name a few times under their breath as if they were trying to memorize it the best they could.

- So, Y/N, what are you doing at Ymir's party?

- See that little blonde? - you pointed at Historia, who now was clearly flirting with Ymir. Hange nodded.

- She told me to "be cool and hang out with her", in translation, it was "I don't want to go alone, and I won't get another chance to flirt with Ymir." So here I am. And you? I bet your hobby isn't stealing beer from other people's fridges.

- See that black-haired girl? It's Mikasa, Levi's cousin. And she's kinda hyped on Eren Jaeger.

- Professor's Jeager son?

- Yeah. So Levi decided that he doesn't want to be uncle so soon, and he's here to "keep kids safe." I am here because... I don't know. I just got bored. Hoped for making new friends. Seems I found one - they patted your head. It was kinda weird considering the fact that you two have just met, but somehow Hange's touch felt nice.

- So you want to be my friend?

- Yeah! Please, I can't let such a sweet soul hang out only with Reiss. She's led you to the wrong path.

- Wrong path?

- Darkside. Crime. Cigarettes. Alcohol. Et cetera.

- Said person with beer in hand - you joked, hoping it won't come out rude.

- See? Even your jokes are kinda harsh on my heart - Hange dramatically held their hand over their heart, making you laugh. When you opened your eyes, you met two brown pupils staring at you from behind glasses.

- Your laugh is beautiful - Hange said and shifted focus on their blue lollipop. You could feel your cheeks turning red. Complements from the basically stranger felt weird. You focused your stare on your black shoes.

- If you don't do beer, how about vine?

- White. Only sweet. - you answered, not picking up your glance. You heard Hange moving around, and soon they handed you nice glass.

- There you go.

- And Historia was one that was supposed to lead me on the wrong path? - you teased, tasting the vine.

- Maybe you already are on the wrong path where you met me? - Hange smiled playfully and took a sip. - Nice.

- Not bad.

As time was passing by, you and Hange went over most of the biological topics you could share, some personal information, and well...

- You have a boyfriend? - Hange asked suddenly out of blue.

- Ye- I mean no - you dropped a smile, remembering that your ex-partner broke up with you before the school year started. - You?

- Nope. I'm a lonely wolf waiting for my mate.

- You've even been in love, Hange? - you asked, putting the glass, It was your third, on the counter. Hange got on the ground and put their glass down, too.

- How do I know that I am in love? - they asked carefully.

- I- - you didn't have the right answer for that. - Sorry for that question. I didn't mean to kill the mood by going to such philosophical topics.

- We'll... since love is pure chemistry... - Hange stepped closer to you, looking as they were really wondering around the topic. - Wanna get some air?

- Yeah.

You two passed by the main part of the party, deeper inside the apartment.

- I believe it's here. - Hange opened one for the doors and stepped into something that looked like a guest room. Indeed, there was a balcony door.

- And it's locked... - Hange pouted after their five try of opening the door failed.

- You gave up now? - you asked, from your position of lying down on the bed, enjoying a soft mattress.

- Yeah - Hange sighted. - Coming back to the topic...

- Topic?

- Love. It's like... when you have red and blue, you make purple. When you have two substances, they make something, a third that is somehow completion of them.

- Huh...

- Let's make purple.

- What?

Before you knew Hange was hovering over you, their hands on both sides of your head.

- H-Hange? - you asked, shy as they were so close. You could smell them. White vine, blueberries, and vanilla.

- Can I kiss you? - they asked softly, and even when you remained silent, your eyes spoke for you. Their right hand gently raised your chin as they moved closer to you. Soon, as your lips met and you closed your eyes, tasted that sweet white vine mixed with blueberry lollipop they had. As shy and innocent was the first kiss, the second one was still delicate but more possessive, like Hange was claiming that you're theirs. Not partying your lips, they carefully turned you over, that now you were sitting on their thighs. You shivered as you felt their hand innocently rubbing your waist up and down to, in result, pull your shirt a little bit. You broke the kiss and grabbed Hange's wrist before their fingers could meet your bare skin.

- Everything okay? Did I hurt you? God, I was rude? I'm so sorry, princess - Hange told you probably every apology that ever existed till they finally let you speak.

- It's fine, Hange. Just... let's not rush things, okay?

- Well... you know me less than a day and I KNOW, I know it looks like I pulled you into bed with me, but I really like you, and can you maybe consider liking me back?

- Hange, I-

- You don't have to answer now! - they cutted you before you could speak. - It's just an offer. Maybe? Confession? I don't know. Just don't be mad at me, please. I like you - they pulled you closer to their chest, wrapping their arms around them in a protective hug.

- Hange... I know you didn't want to hurt me. - you smiled to them.

- I wouldn't dare - they whispered in your hair.

- And I can consider liking you back. I liked... making purple with you

- Is that how we'd be calling kissing? "Making purple"? - they giggled.

- Why not? - you sunk more into the hug. - You think Ymir wouldn't mind us here? I'm getting kinda sleepy

- She'll be fine. Come here - Hange helped you take off your shoes and let you under the covers.

- Are you comfortable with sleeping in your clothes? - you asked as you two were cuddling under the sheets.

- Yeah. It won't be the first time. - Hange sighted, remembering all their study sessions. - Now go sleep, princess. You'll need energy tomorrow to fight the hangover and to consider liking me back - they kissed your forehead. You only snuggled closer, knowing you have nothing to consider. You already liked them back when they missed the toss with the beer can.

[zellink]

young at last, at last.

[theysangastheyslew]

if there’s inspiration or anything, is it possible to have a LH “In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you." Art 😭

Hi anon! I’m sorry I didn’t know if this meant showing them desiring that life w/ each other, or if you wanted to see them actually living it but! since it’s Hange’s birthday I went with the latter bc they deserve it and breakfast in bed is a far better present than the one Isayama gave to them :')

[amenarlert]

Barista Levi

Barista Levi would look adorable in his apron, it would accentuate his tiny waist. His sleeves would always be rolled up, and he would be oblivious to the fact the muscles in his forearms were distracting.

His eyes would light up when you order his favourite tea, and he would shift with hidden joy when you reveal that you take it the same way he does.

He would slowly get more comfortable with you, the more you come to the shop. One day, he surprised you when he asked how your day was going, then gave you a tiny smile as you recounted the events of your day to him. He would listen patiently, secretly enjoying every detail.

After a few weeks, you would enter the shop, and your tea would be ready, waiting for you; Levi holding it with anticipation shining in his eyes. His eyes would light up each time you walk through the door.

Barista Hange would tease him knowingly, every time you came in. They were a God damn menace.

One day, Hange would scribble down Levi’s number on a napkin and hand it to you; Levi would be red faced and stuttering.

“I’m going to murder you,” he would mutter to Hange, scowling.

You’d giggle, and he would tilt his head towards the sound, his heart pounding. His breath caught in his throat when he spotted your smile, he watched you laugh in awe.

“Thanks!” You’d chime, clutching the napkin close. You were blushing too, smiling widely, “I’ll call you.”

Levi watched you with wide eyes, lips parted in surprise. Still bright red, the corners of his lips would twitch into a smile, his eyes flickering away, “y-yeah… okay.”

Hange would laugh maniacally; Levi would punch them in the arm as you walked away. But secretly, he was grateful.

[reinersprozacbottle]

The Aot girlies as tweets

1- Annie

2- Mikasa (only w/ ykw 🙄)

3- Hitch

4- Hange (truuust me when I say this😭😭)

5- Ymir (she’s shading Reiner)

6- Sasha

7- Historia