#incorrect aot quotes

[cheeky-cheese]

levi: I hate you.

hange: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

[hangenderzoe]

this is so hange zoe

[fruitpunchninja101]

SNK + Onion Headlines + Misc Tumblr and Twitter posts.

Check out the rest over here :

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

[kasinonightlife]

Armin: Team A will consist of myself, Reiner, Annie, and Pieck.

Armin: Team B will consist of Mikasa.

[fattuccini-afraido]

Eren: You read my diary?!

Sasha: I'm sorry! But I didn't know it was your diary at first.

Eren:

Sasha: I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

[reinersprozacbottle]

The Aot girlies as tweets

1- Annie

2- Mikasa (only w/ ykw 🙄)

3- Hitch

4- Hange (truuust me when I say this😭����)

5- Ymir (she’s shading Reiner)

6- Sasha

7- Historia

[grondds-and-roses]

Kid Eren, running around his house:

Grisha: Let me see what you have there :)

Eren: A KNIFE!!!

Grisha, running after him: NO!

[six-paths-of-jeanmarco]

[tomiokathedepresso]

i don't know if anyone did this but:

[pif-reepa]

Erwin: Some of you may die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

[vibeswithisha]

reader trying to make connie mad and instantly regrets it once she gets fucked the shit out of? 😛🍵‼️.

cw | smut, squirting, dirty talk, pet names, praise, degrading

You knew how to make Connie mad, and today you thought it was a good idea to do that by wearing a short black mini skirt while you guys went shopping at the mall. Everyone was looking and to top it off you bent over a couple of times, it didn't take long for connie to notice you didn't have panties on. Oh boy that man was pissed.

"Connie wait I wanted to buy that new purse" you said as you were being dragged by the arm to the 2023 black srt in the parking lot.

"Get your ass In that backseat right now y/n" Without hesitation you got in the backseat after you were fully in connie slammed the door and made his way to the other side of the car and got in the backseat with you.

"you think you so funny right mama?" Connie asked in a deep voice with one of his tatted hands wrapped around your throat choking you slightly. You knew you shouldn't have went out in public in a mini skirt with no panties on but you wanted to play dangerous today.

"I don't know what you talking about baby" you told him as you looked him in the eye everytime this man choked you, you would feel a heat in between your thighs it wasn't helping that you didn't have no panties on so you felt some of your juices touch your thigh.

"Since you wanna play dumb, ima fuck you dumb"

"Sit on my lap and lean on the console"

Doing as you were told you sat on Connies lap facing the wind shield, you felt his thick hard bulge through his sweats, your wet folds leaving a wet spot on his sweats as you move around on his lap. Connie lifted your skirt up and seen how wet you were and he couldn't help but smack and rub your ass with his large tattooed hand.

"Look at you all wet, was it because them people was watching you?" "you such a slut mama" Connie said in his deep voice. "Since u wanna be such a slut you gonna ride this dick" Connie told you as he began pulling his cock out, connie was around 9in and thick and it had a curve to it which you loved so much. He raised his hand to his mouth and spit on his fingers to use at lubricant , he rub the spit on his light mushroom tip. You couldn't help but get more wet thinking about his cock being deep inside you.

Connie held onto your waist with one hand and the other holding his cock as he rubbed it along your slick wet pussy and slapping it on your ass. You were getting impatient so you slid down on Connies tip, you let a soft whine as you began to sit fully down allowing his whole cock to sink in.

"That's right pretty girl sit on papa dick"

"Go ahead ride this dick 'm not helping you"

You began to bounce with your hands gripping the console, you felt yourself tighten around connie dick as you picked up the pace, the recoil of your ass connecting to Connies thighs caused the sound of skin to skin. Connie loved when you act up, he was a brat tamer he doesn't play any games when it comes to you.

Connie looked down and watched the mess you was making on his dick, a white ring around his dick appeared. He slapped your ass harshly as he felt you tighten around him. "Fuck...that's right be a good slut and ride this dick and cream all over it" he groaned as he grip your hair and pulling it.

"F-fuck papa I can't...it's too much" you whined as you felt your legs start to tired out, the squelches of your wet pussy grew louder and louder, you bounced your hips into his abdomen feeling the thickness and length of his dick inside you. You're juices coating the inside of your thighs and spilled onto Connies thighs.

Connie began thrusting his hips into you making you jump forward, he wrapped an arm around your neck pulling you back. "nah don't run this from dick take it" "you such a good girl creaming on my dick" he whispered as he felt close to his end, he thrusted in you a few more time before he came filling your wet pussy.

"S-shit..papa.." you moaned as you felt his cum filling you up, following behind you came on his dick legs shaking as you reach your orgasm feeling pure bliss.

Connie slapped your ass a few more times before pulling out, his dick was coated in your cream. He watched as his cum was spilling out of your folds onto his thigh. God he loved this view.

"Wait till we get home 'm stuff that pussy"

You regretted making connie mad, knowing once you get home it was over for you.

[hangenderzoe]

Hange: You're either a smart fella or a fart smella

Levi: ...

Hange: By the looks of it, I'm the smart fella here so

[marimology]

characters that i think would say “let him cook “ or “never let bro cook again/he ain’t cookin shit”

MIRAGE, miles morales, DENKI KAMINARI, connie springer, jean kirschtein, OKOYASU NIJIMURA , JOSUKE HIGASHKITA , vinsmoke sanji, portgas d ace, HOBIE BROWN, jazz, YUJI ITADORI,

[kasinonightlife]

Pieck: So you’re dating Annie?

Hitch: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.

Pieck: That’s literally a wedding ring.

[fattuccini-afraido]

*texting*

Eren: If I were a cannibal, would it be more romantic for me to eat you or to not eat you?

Eren: Forget that last text I was possessed by the devil.

[fruitpunchninja101]

Onyankopon: Do you love Hange?

Levi: A normal human being couldn’t live under the same roof with her without going nutty.Shes my idea of nothing.

Onyankopon: I asked you a simple question.Do you love Hange?

Levi: Yes!But dont hold that against me,I’m a little screwy myself.

Based on this💚💜