#incorrect aot quotes

[hangenderzoe]

this is so hange zoe

[fattuccini-afraido]

*texting*

Eren: If I were a cannibal, would it be more romantic for me to eat you or to not eat you?

Eren: Forget that last text I was possessed by the devil.

[cheeky-cheese]

levi: I hate you.

hange: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

[fruitpunchninja101]

SNK + Onion Headlines + Misc Tumblr and Twitter posts.

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[kasinonightlife]

Armin: Team A will consist of myself, Reiner, Annie, and Pieck.

Armin: Team B will consist of Mikasa.

[grondds-and-roses]

Kid Eren, running around his house:

Grisha: Let me see what you have there :)

Eren: A KNIFE!!!

Grisha, running after him: NO!

[obsessed-lepus]

Erwin: Well, we're certainty between a rock and a hard place.

Levi:

Erwin: Get it? Because of the-

Levi: I should have snapped your fucking legs when I had the chance.

[reinersprozacbottle]

The Aot girlies as tweets

1- Annie

2- Mikasa (only w/ ykw 🙄)

3- Hitch

4- Hange (truuust me when I say this😭😭)

5- Ymir (she’s shading Reiner)

6- Sasha

7- Historia

[six-paths-of-jeanmarco]

[wingsofhcpe]

Hange, running towards the colossals: outta my way gay boys, I'm gonna liberate us all from these mortal shells!

Hange, five minutes later: hopital

[tomiokathedepresso]

i don't know if anyone did this but:

[hangenderzoe]

Erwin: "His body is badly bruised, and he is suffering from blunt force trauma."

Hange, clearly not paying attention: "You're telling me a blunt forced this trauma?"

[fattuccini-afraido]

Eren: You read my diary?!

Sasha: I'm sorry! But I didn't know it was your diary at first.

Eren:

Sasha: I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.

[smallpumpkinboi]

Levi: tch.. cheer up, will you? *lightly punches Armins arm*

Armin, tearful: Why would that cheer me up?

[ambassadorarlert]

The Scouts:

Levi, like Mel Blanc in the Loony Tunes: TURN OUT THAT LIGHT. BE QUIET. SHUT UP.

[kasinonightlife]

Pieck: So you’re dating Annie?

Hitch: What? No! I’m just buying her an accessory since she has terrible fashion sense.

Pieck: That’s literally a wedding ring.