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incorrect-hs-quotes · 10 months ago
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EB: making a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow. can someone respond with a filling to finish the sandwich? i'll go first. ok.
EB: bread.
GG: bread!
EB: that's not allowed. we start with bread once more. it's ok, take your time.
EB: bread.
TG: garlic powder
TT: Sliced garlic.
EB: that's a lot of garlic. why don't we try something else?
GG: ...bread!!
EB: please think before posting.
TT: Water.
EB: hey.
TG: cheese
TG: cheese
TG: cheese
TG: cheese
EB: i appreciate that but can someone else who is not a mouse take over.
TT: Ham. So much ham.
EB: this is beginning to resemble a sandwich!
TG: MORE cheese
TT: Add a mousetrap to the sandwich.
EB: ok but i don't take kindly to being ordered around.
TT: Lint.
EB: what ever. christ. i'm finishing the sandwich.
EB: bread.
GG: can you reopen the sandwich :( ?
EB: ok fine go ahead.
GG: chernobyl elephants foot :)
EB: SANDWICH CLOSED EVERYBODY GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mortifying-macaroni · 3 months ago
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When I imagine touching you I rename myself: animal. A body whose body wants your body, berefit of the rest.
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hazyaltcare · 3 months ago
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An agere stimboard for a Roman Sanders (Sanders Sides) with themes of kidcore, pools, waterparks, and the ocean.
🌊 💧 🌊 / 🌊 👑 🌊 / 🌊 💧 🌊
Mod Haze (🐲Terezi)
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majimasleftasscheek · 1 year ago
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huhuhuhu look what I made
I AM GONNA open my shop this month I've put it off long enough 😤
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crapbirdphotography · 2 months ago
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I don't want to flood anyone's dash on Day 1, so please know I am LIVING for these submissions but they're going into the queue so this blog can bring everyone Daily Crap Bird Photos. Y'all are doing amazing!
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tootditoot · 10 months ago
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sexiestpodcastcharacter · 2 months ago
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Off topic, but do any persons who buy plus sized clothing and are familiar with The Avenue know of any similar places that still have in-person stores on the West Coast? The Avenue is the only place I've ever been able to buy shirts that I like, and they closed all their physical stores in 2019.
Torrid's shirts are much too short for me and often too narrow in the shoulders.
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askaceattorney · 1 day ago
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Warning for the Dudes: Period talk
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Dear Anonymous,
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Oh god I hate those!
I feel ya! Believe me!
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There isn't psychological help for period cramps. Just keep a bottle of Tylenol, Aspirin or Ibuprofen on hand. Any pain medication will do. Two pills of either one usually does the trick. Otherwise, do a lot of walking. Believe it or not, moving your legs lessens the pain. Also lots of chocolates.
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If you're in a workplace full of men, make sure to keep your lady products in one of the drawers of your desk. They won't have any on hand or in the bathroom. Believe me.
- Athena Cykes
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fictionkinfessions · 14 days ago
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okay, being an oc fictive is very weird.
hi, i'm ani! my source is,,, a next-gen star wars roleplay. i'm not gonna cringe ab it but you see why it feels a little weird?
me and my sister are twins: anakin solo + padmé solo, named after our great-grandparents. it's quite interesting to see how different things are for different versions of my parents/grandparents/great-grandparents on this blog!
to any skywalkers or solos out there, just know there's someone out there who looks up to you. no matter who you are or what you did. <3
~ ani solo! #ani🐕pads
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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year ago
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John: forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters episodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
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mikuapprovedomo · 2 months ago
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puppyboy rui staring tsukasa right in the eyes as he pisses through his underwear onto a puppy pad. tsukasa can see every ounce of pleasure on his face, calls him a “good boy” as he finishes making a mess ~🎈
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majimasleftasscheek · 9 months ago
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Just for curiosity and definitely not to set a reminder but when do you expect the beautiful Goromi mouse pad to drop 👉🏻👈🏻
not entirely sure yet tbh 🤔 yesterday I just contacted my manufacturer to get a sample made so I can see how the colors n shit come out but! as soon as that's good to go, I can put em up on my shop right away 😏
rn I'm also still waiting on my new stuff to come in as well as restocks so they're pretty busy atm from the looks of things. but as soon as I get a good sample, I'll be sure to share and give a drop date 👌
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hskinhome · 6 months ago
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Dave self care, for anon Sources x x x / x x x / x x x
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vamptastic · 1 year ago
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baldurs gate is sooooo so evil for giving astarion and gale like, cheese grater cut shredded abs... come with me guys its okay we're gonna get you some water.
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fluffypuppy56 · 1 year ago
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ah yes, a cool guy
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specialkindofidiot · 7 months ago
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im playing minecraft compact claustrophobia and well lets just say
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