#mission failed lmao

[strawberrycamel]

HI IM GOING TO EXPLODE /POSITIVE

I am going to recommend a book. a beautiful heartwarming desk-slammingly good book.

It's called The House in the Cerulean Sea and it's written by TJ Klune.

To summarize it without giving away big plot points, it is a beautiful story about a 40 year old social worker working for the Department in Charge of Magical Youth (DICOMY) visiting a special orphanage for a month long investigation.

This orphanage houses a handful of non-human children considered 'dangerous'- for example, there is a gnome who loves gardening and threatening people with her shovel, a kid made of goo who wants to be a bellhop, and also the son of the capital D devil. There's also the mysterious Mr. Arthur Parnassus, the master of the orphanage, which the main character, Mr. Linus Baker, has been specifically instructed to share anything he learns about the man in his weekly reports. By his final report, Linus must make a recommendation based on his experience at the orphanage, either to allow it to keep running or to shut it down for the safety of the children.

Man, man, I don't seek out slow burn stuff, but god the slow burn in this story is so so good. And the way that Linus slowly starts to love each and every one of the children, his initial fear of them melting away little by little is so fucking good.

I've been on a bit of a kick with fictional found family stuff lately, and this? Scratches the itch perfectly.

And Sal, my little boy, my little woofer, he tries so hard despite his anxiety and loves to write. He stands up for his family. He is so brave. I hug him. He is mine. My book blorbo. My blorbko.

Anyway, back to Totally Professional Review, I love how the fonts change to indicate printed writing. It's such a small thing but it makes me happy. And Lucy, a very dramatic little guy who adores old records. THEODORE MY BELOVED. What a guy. What a beloved lil guy who treasures buttons and other mundane things like they're made of gold. Talia and her beautiful garden, her beard so soft and well taken care of. Phee and her love of nature. Chauncey is gonna be the best bellhop ever, I believe in him. How could such a sweet boy be anything else?

That concludes my book rec. I will now explode in real life.

[wild-magic-oops]

[pushing500]

Look, she's paralysed and won't really get in the way of Mechi's work around the colony. Mechi gets a psylink neuroformer, and Angst gets to spend nineteen days facing a bleak white wall in the corner of the laboratory. Win-win!

A distress signal? How curious. Archotechnology is always tempting...

Mechi went to investigate with Chief of Security Ratchet and Deputy Rocket, only to discover the place was crawling with gross flesh. They left with zero archotechnology and a renewed disgust for all things biological.

Finally, everyone meet Hummel, the newest wild man on the map. He looks like the world's most irate, washed-up foxboy. I love him.

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[orchurisarts]

Krei redesign + tree grandma

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Huh, so I downloaded a glow eyes mod with new colours and now Tomie's pupils are glowing lol I don't hate it honestly...I think I'll keep it. Routine Astarion inspection:

Astarion approves <3 *Edit I went back into character creation and now her pupils are back to normal so uh, yeah! Mod shit I guess lol*

[detshin]

I have a serious question guys.

(We're not talking about the organization. Just Gin. Because he's possibly the FACE of it all.)

[cyber-neptune]

Omg puzzle:0

[mathlann]

Today's Blades in the Dark got so bad our GM had to remind us that we can abandon the heist. First mission of the campaign.

[mercless]

'... What?"

[hauntingblue]

ANOTHER DEATH BY INMOLATION???? ENOUGH!!!!

[ohnoitsz1m]

OUHGHGGGSHGHH

I finished Entropy Zero Uprising

[themyscirah]

I love locg stats for MANY reasons but especially bc of the things you can learn abt reading habits. For example I have read more Vanessa Kapetelis issues than NIGHTWING somehow (🫶 as she deserves ofc 🥰 )

[micahs-chin-scar]

My guy would 100% pop a blood vessel if he saw this version of his backstory in his official profile

[tabl3]

update on narcissistic father:

he wants to see my siblings and I for his birthday (which I fully forgot existed, idek how old he is tbh 💀)

so, we're gonna go somewhere expensive and bleed his ass dry wooooo

[trenchcoatsbi]

how does quackity get on my nerves so much and why does it make me want to kiss him - bad

some people are just like that ig… one of my partners from kin mems is someone I have threatened to kill and or maim several times because they were being annoying, but guess what I fucking ended up dating them instead of murdering them so like…

[madeimpact]

🍪 my favorite roleplay memory

Munday…..on a THURSDAY? || @k3ytoheart

Held onto this one for a bit bc I was having trouble thinking of anything specific, hope that's ok!

I think I could point to almost anything in the Smash / wider Nintendo RPC as being a fun memory though. @dreamycollective's server is genuinely a really fun and chill place to be and I've gotten to do a lot of fun RP events and things through there! Of course the Halloween event is our bread and butter over there but others like Spring Smash Seminar and @skyfcx's summer thing he did that one time also are great ones!