#miserable beast

[catcr4ft]

Goatni

[isa-ah]

god okay we got a sling, a new brace, and a few supplements to help my tendon/muscle heal so. here's to hoping

[vanadiumheart]

Man how can I be both nose clogged AND nose leaking

[bengaly]

wettest, soppiest rat

[levemetal]

Shen Jiu becomes a Qian Cao Peak disciple AU

This is my excuse of yet another MuJiu AU. Incredibly silly but basically:

Before SJ was accepted to the peaks, the future Mu Qingfang finds him and immediately imprints on this sad traumatized orphan. So he gets his shizun to poach SJ for their peak. They agree, mostly because they have been unable to get SJ to, you know, get a medical checkup.

SJ is apphrensive cause A) who tf is this med student clinging onto him 24/7 B) why does he want to help him??? Without anything in return?? and C) he is a monster who can do no good, so why would he go to a peak of doctors? Surely this must be a mistake?

But it's okay, they can *teach* him how to do good. They can teach him to help, that all these things are choices rather than something you need to be born with. Slowly, but surely.

His cultivation problems? Can be fixed! They can treat him immediately, and somehow, a certain An Ding disciple always finds stupidly rare plants for the treatments he needs. It's not perfect but I imagine that a lot of his cultivation problems could be resolved. Especially with a shixiong who is all too eager to help out. And make sure he eats right damnit!! Shidi one meal every few days is NOT good nutrition!

Since I personally like to imagine that SJ is a plant nerd, maybe he becomes the plant encyclopedia for the peak. His bedside manners need work, but he's a great pharmacist!

Going down to the brothel to sleep is also no longer a huge problem. No Liu Qingge, he's obvs going there for clinic practice and helping out the women in the brothel! They need medical assisstence without judgement you know.

As for his Qi-ge predicament, maybe he is able to sense something wrong about YQY's cultivation and confronts him then and there cause Qi-ge. Qi-ge what stupid thing did you do. Qige you dumbass.

Mu QIngfang still becomes the peak lord, but SJ is happy to do his thing on the peak, probably a hallmaster or simple pharcamist/specialist. Somehow MQF wormed his way into SJ's prickly guarded heart and SJ's his closest confidant on the peak, to the point that he trusts SJ to handle other peak lords as patients too. (He's good at knocking out LQG so the brute will finally get treated. No you can't walk off a broken leg and 10 broken ribs shixiong.)

Either way, they're happy, they're cozy! Maybe one day SJ brings Ning Yingying along from one of his trips down the mountain. She'd do great on QIng Jing, but she has decided she wants to stay on QIan Cao with Jiu-shushu. Another day he brings in Ming Fan from the disciple selection, and as always Ming Fan becomes the eternally stressed mom-friend to all his shidis on the peak.

TLDR: Shen Jiu is literary happy on every other peak than Qing Jing how the fu-

[drreadnought]

pathetic sopping wet beast (character belongs to @rhovanguard)

[originalartblog]

Chuuya week - Day 5 - Alternate Universe

[funkbun]

this guy did everything wrong ever forever all the time for 33 years straight for some reason

[lotus-pear]

do you ever think about how in the day i picked up dazai side b dazai had to lie emotionless and soulless—like a corpse, almost—beside the man that gently brought him in, nursed his injuries, held him while he was in pain? he had to keep those suffocating bandages around his entire face, lest this man gain some sort of recognition for the little boy he saved. he had to lay there curled in the fetal position, bleeding and in pain, perhaps thinking about how, in another life, this man cooked for him, tried to build up his strength. read to him to pass the time while he curled up against him like a child listening to a bedtime story. played cards with him. saw through the heartless mafioso. the ruthless killer. and instead saw a boy.

imagine knowing this man, the man who saved you in more ways than one, was going to die one day all because he knew you. because he reached his hand into the darkness and plaintively, like a small child wanting a parent's touch, you grasped back desperately. imagine thinking all of that while that man is just a stone's throw away, making coffee in the next room just like he used to for you in another life. the scent, although you've never been here before, is reminiscent of home. and the tune he's humming? it's the silent melody that plays through your mind seven years later, for the last time as you fall backward off the building with your arms out like an embrace. but, hey. that man is alive. he's happy, although he never knew you. you can die with no regrets.

[evermorethecrow]

Beast chuuya :3

[plrle]

bossuet and joly ⁉️

[amelia-yap]

@4powerd le monster AU (ft screenshots from google docs)

Monster Classes 4+1

more yappening under the cut

anyways the order when they turn is yang (12)-blake (14)-weiss (17)-ruby (20)

[crk-kr-to-en]

두려움에 떠느라 검의 힘까지 빼앗겨버린 가엾은 이여.

이미 네 몸이 하얗게 변해가고 있다는 사실을 모르겠느냐?

삶에 대한 의지를 버리고 이미 해탈의 경지에 들어섰다고 생각했는데 그렇지도 않은 모양이구나.

Poor thing, who was so afraid that he even lost the power of the sword.

Don't you know that your body is already turning white?

I thought I had given up the will to live and had already reached the state of liberation, but it seems that was not the case.

I laughed too hard reading the last one, now I'm just mortified. Mystic Flour Cookie what... She just straight up says in Korean she wanted to kill herself, and not all that "Enlightenment" bullshit the En makes her say, apparently.

Like, literally everything else was closely similar/in line with En and Kr until this part. Wtf. 😭

[dreamdripdistance]

rararararamuda! <3

[rascal-rose]

This isn't a request to do anything specific, more of a vague request to let Peppino be happy more often. Please, your art is so delectable, just let him enjoy life and smile. :-(

alright you get 2, savor them good

[freddiecorleone]

TERRENCE MANN: STAGE & SCREEN - b. July 1st, 1951