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me pretty much since this year started
#😭😭😭#I am fine#just constantly overstimulated and overwhelmed#wish I could turn my brain off and on the same way I do the wifi router when it’s messing up#or crawl in a hole and just lay there for a bit#manifesting the ability to catch a break 😤#I’m convinced that’s what I need to feel creative and in the writing mood again#anyways…#ty for coming to my mini ted rant#I miss being active on here#hope rambles
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Going through a straight up comical amount of irritating situations to get the stupid 4* guaranteed ticket from the welcome to sekai campaign. It Will Be Mine.
#I’m resuming this tomorrow it’s been hours now I’m just mad#I’m home because my parents are moving to a different state and I needed to pack whatever was left#and for some reason we just keep old devices when we’re done with them#so I borrow an adapter to allow me to connect my ancient unworking iPad mini to my laptop#factory reset it. i have to reset an old email to access the old Apple id to fully reset it.#it won’t connect to the wifi so I have to reset the settings. i find out it’s too old to run pjsk.#i find an old phone that should work. i reset it as well. I’m able to download pjsk & it takes 20 minutes.#pjsk crashes everytime I try to open it. i attempt to run bluestacks on my computer. bluestacks doesn’t have 64 bit for mac yet.#i get a free trial of parallels and download windows onto my laptop. this takes 40 minutes.#i try to download and run bluestacks on that. m1 macs apparently can’t run bluestacks 64 bit through parallels.#i go find the final old phone that I had forgotten about. it takes forever to charge because the charging port is fucked up. i reset it as#well. it can’t connect to wifi. i try a hotspot on my current phone. service is too awful. i try to do wifi sharing from my laptop.#you have to be connected to the router via a cable for that to work.#at this point it has been like 3 hours. I’m giving up because I’ve been down this route before#when I attempted to run 32 bit steam games on m1 mac#(wine64 doesn’t exist for m1 macs yet -> attempt to run boot camp -> boot camp isn’t a thing anymore on Apple silicon -> attempt to run#several different programs that allow me to run windows on a mac. none of them work. ->#look into linux & give up. -> attempt to implement the unfinished/unbottled wine64 code thru terminal. ->#fuck up and delete some important file & have to fix that (misery inducing) -> keep trying. i think I downloaded a Mac coding program at#some point? i realize I have zero coding knowledge and this is a mistake. -> give up and purchase crossover. game doesn’t even work. ->#3 months later update to the latest OS so I can have enough storage to play psychonauts 2. find out the $60 crossover#purchase was a bad idea because ‘heehee crossover doesn’t work on that buy the new version’ (fuck crossover).#my toxic trait is my belief that I can figure out anything via google and sheer stubbornness. usually this is true. occasionally there are#exceptions to this rule. most of them are because owning Apple products is a mistake.#i think if I reset the router tomorrow I can solve this problem but I can also just go elsewhere with better service or wait until I’m home#now it’s a matter of pride. and also free 4*/I have nothing better to do because I’m stuck here until Tuesday.#<- this is all normal behavior by the way. who doesn’t spend 8 hours ramming their head against a problem every once and a while. enrichment#mine#oh I forgot. i also looked into cloning the app but that would cost money for something that might not even work.#‘just log out and make an alt’ and risk losing my account? I’m stupid enough to overwrite it on accident.
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( 一月 ). ──what I think xdh would be like as dads. 오티식스 &fem!rea. ⟡ headcanon, fluff warn. ment. of babies / kids & being pregnant wc : 1760THOU ++( 𝑒𝓈𝓉. 𝓇��𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅 )
노트 for zanna, axe & ashley xx
────GOO GUNIL ( 구건일 )
Gunil could go either way in terms of being a boy or girl dad but, lowkey he’s a boy dad.
Let’s be honest, Gunil gives bbq!dad playing football with his son while you make lemonade in the kitchen. He’s so baseball hat dad coded.
He wanted kids immediately after you started dating (which didn’t happen).
Was involved 110% in the pregnancy but was so scared of the delivery. Cried when you told him you guys were gonna have a baby.
FORT-BUILDER #1. Buys a projector just so they can watch their favorite shows (with him of course) in it.
Loser!dad but, in an endearing way. He’ll say stupid dad-jokes that are only a little funny to your kid and they’ll still laugh at them (even when they’re teenagers) because it’s their dad type of way.
Number one supporter of whatever your kid wants to do in the future. Will also let them change their mind six billion times with a smile on his face.
Truly the best father. Most reliable and will always be there for them whenever they need it. The car broke down at 3am? He’s dragging himself out of bed to go get them. First breakup? He’s taking them to the store to buy all their comfort snacks. WiFi’s slow? He’s restarting the router. Spider? It’s being put outside immediately. Anything they want and he’ll come running because he just loves them that much.
Gunil was truly born to be a dad. Although, he wouldn’t have found it to be a deal breaker if you didn’t want any, because he respects your choice and loves you more than himself, however he’d be a little sad.
────KIM JUNGSU ( 김정수 )
Jungsu is a boy dad through and through. But, hear me out, he’d love a daughter and would NOT be upset if he got one, but you’re really the only special girl in his heart—until you’re replaced by a mini version of yourself.
He was meant to be a family man so, expect more kids in the future. About three, if not four, probably.
You told him you were pregnant and he proposed right away. You were actually not allowed to leave his side.
He treated you like royalty (and still does) when you were pregnant with his kid; got you anything you wanted, kept the house at a reasonable temperature, went to all the appointments with you. It’s almost as if he was the one carrying the child to be honest.
It seems you thank God for this man as their father everyday.
Jungsu also really had a soft spot for how you looked pregnant with his kid (in a sfw way), he just thought you were so cute. You’d also often wear his clothes instead of your own because they were more comfortable.
After the kid was born it was love at first sight—a smile pressed to his face and never left.
Actually, he asks if you want to have another just about every hour. He even proposed you had another right after the first was born—you were barely out the hospital.
Was the most attentive new!parent, always tended to your baby when they’d cry in the middle of the night—would also end up falling asleep next to them because he found them so adorable and couldn’t take his eyes off them.
Speaking of, Jungsu would be the type of dad that would be overwhelmed by how cute the kid is. He pinches their cheeks ALL the time. Tells you how cute they are whenever he gets the chance. Gushes over every little (new and old) thing that they do. He’s truly obsessed.
────KWAK JISEOK ( 곽지석 )
Jiseok needs twins, it’s non-negotiable. He would love one of each, but would definitely end up with either two boys or two girls.
You will end up having lots of kids because let’s be real, he suits being a dad to a ton of kids.
Even if you asked, Jiseok would actually not have a favorite between the two—there’s enough love in his heart for about 1600 more, he says.
He’s also so stay-at-home dad coded.
He’s the most unserious parent. He would try and carry them on each arm like a balancing act and make you anxious. But then, he’d also do bicep curls with them just to see you laugh.
Was scared to break them at first because they were so small, but now he play-wrestles them both at the same time.
He couldn’t wait for them to walk so he could play chase with them around the house like little ducks.
Speaking of ducks, Jiseok is the #1 bath time supporter, and refers to himself as “rubber duck” to get them into it. He even made up a song so that it would be fun.
Jiseok is a high-energy dad, sometimes they wear out before he does.
FORT-BUILDER #2. You often find their room in a state because your husband has built them, yet again, another fort.
He’s the type of dad who teaches them computer games early on because he’s a nerd (they started with Minecraft and named a dog after you). He also teaches them guitar, even as their hands aren’t big enough to play more than one (half) a cord.
────OH SEUNGMIN ( 오승민 )
Oh Seungmin is a girl dad. Do not argue. Did yall see him with Seola? Now imagine that’s actually his. He would never put her down, you’d actually have to fight to get to hold your baby.
Already had a billion girl names picked out before you knew the gender because he was SURE. What can I say? He was just destined to have a daughter.
However, either way (girl or boy) the kid would be loved and super spoiled.
Wants about 100 more once he sees them but has trouble imagining having to share his attention—he’s already so obsessed with just the first.
While you were pregnant, Seungmin would talk to your bump and would refer to the kid as, “his little princess” because, once again, GIRL.DAD. (it’s canon).
Seungmin acquired so many (DIY) skills as a dad because whatever they asked for he’d try his best to give them.
The #1 involved dad. Recital? He’s in the front row. They want to take pottery? He’s googling classes. They want purple hair? He’s already asking you (as the gloves are being put on). They want McDonald’s ice cream at midnight? They’re already buckled up. Whatever, and I mean whatever they want, they’re getting.
Seungmin would also have your kid FITTED TF UP. Drip or drown: baby addition. He’d make video ootd’s and send them to you while you were at work.
He actually vlogs his days out with them and sends them to you so you don’t feel left out, because he cared about you first (and still does).
They always come home with a new outfit. What can he say, the kids shoe game is going to be strong.
────HAN HYEONGJUN ( 한형준 )
Hyeongjun would love either a boy or girl, but has a special place in his heart for a daughter.
Hyeongjun was and still is the most gentle father and husband. He took care of you before, during and after the pregnancy. And then he especially took care of your kid, literally NEVER letting them cry for more than a couple minutes (even after they were able to take care of themself).
He’s not someone looking to have more than two kids to be honest, and if your first is hyperactive, he might even settle for one (however, he’d like them to have a sibling to grow up with).
He cried when he first saw them and was shy, then he picked them up and never put them back down.
Hyeongjun got better at being a dad—he was never bad, it was just a little rough at first because he was unsure of what to do.
Hyeongjun also teaches them non-conformative roles; i.e gender stereotypes. His kids are wearing whatever they think looks pretty—just like their dad.
He would also teach them to be little rockstars, putting on shows in your living room.
He would have matching hair (mostly pigtails) with his daughter and would come running in to show you each and every time because he’s proud of his masterpiece—they’re lopsided.
Paints their nails together, and leaves the pink mess around his cuticles because HIS kid did that.
They’re actually inseparable by the way so, have fun being the second-favorite parent.
On a more serious note though: he thanks you everyday for giving him his little best friend.
────LEE JOOYEON ( 이주연 )
Jooyeon is a boy dad first, because he needs someone to match his energy—wrestling and running around—but once he has a girl he’ll never go back.
He needs like four kids and he’ll be happy but, if you don’t want any more he’ll settle for one and still be happy.
Despite being unserious dad #2, he’ll make sure his kids know they can go to him for anything. You know that too, as he was always attentive with you.
After the kid was born Jooyeon became so easily attached, always up in its little personal space.
Kisses for you, kisses for them.
He actually thinks he died when you put the first tiny outfit on them (the onesies with closed hands and feet and a warm hat) to take them home from the hospital.
Jooyeon is also a menace to society, so having more than one of them means you’re going to have drawings on your walls and a messy house BUT, you also get cute pictures for the fridge—some your husband drew—and memories to last a lifetime.
So incredibly loser!core gamer!dad but they LOVE him. I mean, how could they not?
He plays dress up with his daughter, and lets her do his makeup; he ends up looking like a clown but doesn’t take it off even after they’re done playing.
He also plays dress to impress (or whatever the not cancelled one is called) with his daughter and buys her robux.
He’ll play computer / video games with his son (definitely got him to play league).
Jooyeon is the type of dad to give them ice-cream for dinner (he definitely made them vegetable haters).
He’s definitely the type of dad to say “don’t tell mom” before doing most things, and acts innocent with them when you find out.
Expect them to gang-up on you. Spoiler: you’re never winning an argument if their dad is involved.
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Apropos of nothing
If you are the techiest person in the house (and for many of you, this is not techy at all), today is a good day to build a pihole thanks to Google's new TLDs.
For the record, this straight up stopped Dad from getting computer viruses when coupled with the Ublock browser extension, so I will volunteer my time to get you set up. We will find an evening and do a Zoom call. I am serious.
Prerequisities:
Before you start, this will be way way easier if your router has a magic way to:
Set static IP addresses
Set a custom DNS server
If you can't do this, I'm not saying you're stuck, but there's some non-obvious failure modes and maybe it's time to buy a better router.
Parts:
Raspberry Pi 4B. 2GB if you just want to set and forget, 8GB if you want to do more things on this than just your pihole (Coughs in a MarioKart box) -> https://www.raspberrypi.com/products/raspberry-pi-4-model-b/
Spare USB-C charger if you don't have one already. I'm a fan of https://www.amazon.com/Argon-USB-C-Power-Supply-Switch/dp/B0919CQKQ8/ myself
A microSD card at least UHS class 3 or better. 32 is fine for just a pihole, I have a 512 in some of mine that I use for more stuff. https://www.tomshardware.com/best-picks/raspberry-pi-microsd-cards
Some method of flashing the card if you don't have one (Some come with SD to micro-SD adapters, if not a USB to SD/micro-SD adapter is about $10 off Amazon)
If you really feel like going nuts, go buy yourself an Argon case and then very very carefully never ever install the software for the fan that does nothing. The value is entirely in having a big giant brick that is self-cooling. If you want to play MarioKart, I would consider this a requirement. https://www.amazon.com/Argon-Raspberry-Aluminum-Heatsink-Supports/dp/B07WP8WC3V
Setup:
Do yourself a favor and ignore all the signs telling you to go get Raspbian and instead go grab an ISO of Ubuntu 64-bit using RPi Imager. Because Raspbian cannot be upgraded across version WHY U DO THIS
Download Rpi Imager, plug the microSD card into your computer,
Other General Purpose OS -> Ubuntu -> Ubuntu 22.04 LTS
So now you have an operating system on an SD card.
Assemble the case if you bought one, plug in the SD card, power supply, ethernet cable if you have one or mouse and (mini) HDMI cable if you don't. If you bought that Argon case, you can just plug a keyboard (server OS means no mouse gang; In this house, we use the Command Line) and HDMI cable into the Pi. Turn it on.
Gaining access
The end state of this is that your pi is:
Connected to the internet by cable or wifi
You can SSH to it (Also not scary)
If you plugged in an ethernet cable, once it's done booting (1-2 minutes?), you should be able to ssh to "ubuntu@<the IP of the system>". Look it up in your router. It may make sense to give the static IP NOW to keep it stable.
If you've never used SSH before, I think the standard is Putty on Window or you can just open a terminal in Mac. (And if you know enough Linux to have a Linux computer, why are you reading this?)
If you didn't plug it in, and need to setup the wifi, there's magic incantations to attach it to the wifi and to be quite blunt, I forget what they are.
Your username is ubuntu, your password is ubuntu and then it will ask you to make a new password. If you know the meaning of the phrase "keypair-based access", it may make sense to run `ssh-copy-id` at this point in time.
Router settings (part 1)
Give your new Pi a static IP address, and reboot your pi (as simple as typing in `sudo reboot`).
Open a new SSH session to the pihole on the new address.
Installing pihole
Open up an SSH session and
curl -sSL https://install.pi-hole.net | bash
This is interactive. Answer the questions
When it's done, on your other computer, navigate to <the ip>/admin
Login with the password you just set. Router settings part 2
Give your new Pi a static IP address then point your router at that address
Set the DNS servers to the static IP
Then ensure you're blocking something. Anything.
Then do what you want to do. You'll probably need to whitelist some sites, blacklist some more, but the main thing is going to be "Adding more list of bad sites". Reddit has some lists.
And... enjoy.
/But seriously, there's some stuff to do for maintenance and things. I wasn't joking about the pair setup.
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seventeen as greek demigods 🔱 :
Hyung line I Maknae line
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Scoups: Child of Nike
competitiveness is choi seungcheol's middle name and he never ever going to let anyone forget it. the nike cabin is still young compared to others but half of the solo awards presented at the end of summer ends up there because of him. cabins fight almost to the death over who will have scoups in their team during team challanges and it is the number one reason why campers end up in the infirmary. scoups still doesn't know why the head healer gives him a stink eye every time they meet and when he asks jeonghan about it, he only receives a laugh in reply.
Jeonghan: Child of Hecate
when jeonghan first came to camp, everyone thought he was a shoe-in for the aphrodite cabin even aphrodite, watching from olympus, was somewhat sure he was one of hers so it was the talk of the town when the symbol of hecate (crossed spectral torches) flashed above his head during claiming. as the years went by, no one doubted who his godly parent was. the control he has over the mist, and spells in general, is the best the camp has seen in the last five hundred years if only he was a bit more serious about what to use his godly powers for.
Joshua: Child of Aphrodite
the head camper of the aphrodite cabin, joshua hong, rules it with a velvet iron fist his nickname among his brothers and sisters is margaret thatcher. from the outside, the pretty, pretty man is the picture of innocence. but the military-esqe efficient way the cabin operate tells a different story. joshua, however, balances hard work and reward equally. charm speaking demigod and mortals alike, he ensures that the aphrodite cabin gets the best of the best. he is also one of the more approachable seniors because of his kind and patient nature when he is not egging on others to create chaos of course
Jun: Child of Iris
if there was anyone who has the outmost respect of a bunch of over-powered teenagers and children, its wen junhui, the only member of the iris cabin. he, along with all of the members of the athena and hephaestus cabin, spent a whole summer creating a type of gadget that worked as a mini wifi router. as long as you had enough drachma to offer iris, non-monster honing internet was at your fingertips. the uproar it caused had apollo campers weeping and singing epics in jun's honour. but when asked why he worked so hard on this, jun's reply was that he missed watching cute cat videos on instagram. when not being a part of a groundbreaking project, jun is seen practicing archery or teaming up with hoshi and jeonghan to pull pranks on unsuspecting campers.
Hoshi: Child of Ares
the head camper of the ares cabin was the most happy go lucky person in camp half-blood. he is mostly seen bouncing around with the hermes kids and jun to create havoc and get into trouble. the only reason he is not yet demoted from the head camper position is because 1. no other ares camper can beat him in a fight, 2. minghao doesn't want the responsibility, 3. and most importantly, hoshi is one of jeonghan's favourites. but the actual reason is that he is a damn good strategist and the key person behind ares cabin winning 'best cabin of the year' three years in a row.
Wonwoo: Child of Athena
being one of the more senior campers at camp, wonwoo is usually seen mentoring and guiding other demigods. his calm and relaxed demeanor means that chiron usually leans on him a lot at the start of summer to help the new campers acclimatize. and because of this, most baby campers imprint on him like ducklings. by now everyone has gotten used to seeing, at least four to five, children toddling after wonwoo wherever he goes. other than that, after wifi was installed in camp, wonwoo had a hand in the creation of the first camp half-blood esports team. currently he is training with them to beat the demigods of camp jupiter in a 'friendly' match of league of legends.
Woozi: Child of Apollo
lee jihoon is one of more mythical figures around camp half-blood. in fact, he is so mythical that most people swear that they have seen the minotaur's reformation more times than they saw him. the only time his attendance is guaranteed is during campfire night at the end of summer. but, they forget to bother him then because his mastery over musical instruments leave everyone in a trance. together with dokyeom, jihoon also presents a duet that makes even demigods believe in another kind of magic. and every year he changes the instrument. one year it's the clarinet, another year it's the lute, another year it was the guitar, and this year it's the lyre. so each performance is a once in a lifetime opportunity that no one wants to miss.
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#seventeen#svt#seventeen imagines#seventeen drabbles#seventeen fanfic#seventeen fluff#seventeen scenarios#seventeen fic#scoups#jeonghan#joshua#woozi#jun#wonwoo#hoshi#kim mingyu#dokyeom#seungkwan#minghao#the8#vernon#dino#chan#mingyu#kpop fanfic#pjo#percy jackson au#writings of tie-dye
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Tickling His Guard Down ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic
WOOOO HERE WE HAVE A FIC BASED OFF A GLORIOUS ANON PROMPT WITH OUR FAVOURITE BUBBLEGUM BOI AND OUR GRUMPY FNAF GUARD, SO LET’S DO THIS!
Wilford Warfstache was in a traipsing mood. This kind of mood involved the flamboyant man letting his whims carry him through the manor, until such a time as something caught his interest. Currently he was humming an absent tune, not at all thinking about where he was going – such was the man’s haphazard nature. Eventually though he found a glimmer of focus, and realised he’d made it to the very top floor of the manor. Here resided a few bedrooms, some of the largest in fact, since they’d all been converted from attic spaces. And as it so happened, one of those bedroom doors was ajar.
Wilford peeked inside, and beamed when he spotted none other than Guard, the paranoid FNAF security fellow turned ultimate-sarcastic-grump-meister. The man was lying on his bed, flinging playing cards with great accuracy into his trashcan, which was lying on its side a few feet away. Wilford realised that he’d never actually seen inside the man’s room before, and of course his curiosity was insatiable. So Wilford, actually remembering his manners for once, knocked on the door.
‘What?’
Guard called, and Wilford stuck his head in the doorway with a bright grin.
‘Eeeevening.’
Guard raised an eyebrow, not moving from his bed.
‘Can I help you?’
Wilford’s head inched into the room slightly, his grin widening as he put on his sweetest butter-wouldn’t-melt voice.
‘Actually you can! You see I was just having a little wander, just letting the wibbly-wobbly time continuum guide me on my way, when I realised that I’ve never actually been up here before! Or if I have then I can’t remember… anyhoo! I was just wondering if I could have a little looksie around, if that’s alright with you. I swear you won’t even know I’m here!’
Guard blinked at his impromptu guest. He was hesitant, for a number of reasons. After everything Guard had been though he was incredibly protective of his private space – it was his sanctuary of solitude away from the rest of the world, a place where he knew for certain he was safe. Also he was keenly aware of how easily Wilford could bring chaos into every situation. Despite these points however… Guard actually quite liked Wilford. He was an interesting breed of innocent weirdness and maybe, just maybe, Guard had left his door ajar on purpose… in the hope of someone noticing.
‘Sure, why not.’
‘Why thank you very kindly!’
Guard held back a smile at Wilford’s enthusiasm and watched as he sauntered into the room, and set about taking eager interest in… well, everything. To be fair though, Guard had more of a mini apartment at his disposal than simply a bedroom. He had a kitchenette with worn wooden surfaces, a huge en-suite bathroom, access to a fire escape so he could come and go unseen, and his own wifi router – though Wilford got especially excited when he looked through Guard’s weapons closet, where his flamethrower was displayed in pride of place. Wilford got excited by every little thing, babbling like a hyper kid as Guard tried not to laugh at how endearing he was being. Wilford sat himself on Guard’s bed with a dramatic sigh after his inspection, giving Guard a delighted grin.
‘I mean you basically have a mini house in here! With all this stuff you barely ever have to leave!’
‘Yeah, that’s kinda the point…’
Guard paused, realising what he’d said. He cleared his throat and fiddled with his playing cards as Wilford’s expression softened. Wilford knew the desire for isolation and self-preservation when he saw it, for he had seen it so many times before with his loved ones; though everyone always had their own reasons. He tilted his head at Guard softly.
‘Why?’
Guard shrugged, avoiding Wilford’s eye and continuing to fidget.
‘I guess… I’ve always felt better with my own company.’
Wilford nodded gently. He could tell Guard wasn’t quite ready to open up all the way, which was understandable given everything he’d gone through. Even after having such a victory over evil, when all was said an done he was ultimately alone, hardly able to share his experiences with anyone lest he be labelled as crazy. Wilford could relate to that. He was eager to help make Guard feel more at ease around him, and so brightened his smile to him.
‘Well I bet your company is a fine one to have! I know I’d love to have it from time to time, and I’ve heard on the grapevine that my company is pretty spectacular!’
Wilford waggled his eyebrows, and for a few moments Guard was speechless… because that was the nicest thing anyone had ever said to him before. He even almost let out a genuine smile, especially with Wilford bigging himself up like the endearing goof that he was. However Guard, as per his habits, let his sarcastic self get the better of him.
‘You think your company’s really that great do you?’
Wilford blinked, then gaped when he picked up on the sass. Guard snorted at Wilford’s suddenly dramatic expression, which made Wilford narrow his eyes at him as he exclaimed.
‘You dare sass at Wilford Warfstache?! In all my incomprehensible decades of living I have NEVER been so insulted!’
Guard snorted again, he couldn’t help it! He had a love for winding people up that he sometimes just couldn’t ignore… but little did he know that today, there would be consequences. Wilford wasn’t going to take Guard’s attitude lightly, and as he flicked his gaze over the smug man he contemplated. A punishment was certainly in order, something torturous enough to teach him a lesson, but also playful enough to perhaps help him loosen up… aha. Wilford’s eyes gleamed with the perfect idea. Before Guard knew it, Wilford’s hands had latched onto his ankles. Guard spluttered as he was tugged into a lying position on his bed, his playing cards spilling from his hands as Wilford sat on his legs.
‘Hey���what the hell?! Get your damn candy ass off me!’
Wilford chuckled and tutted, wrestling with Guard’s flailing hands as he replied.
‘Now now settle down you! Fighting will only make this worse!’
‘Make what worse?! Get off you–no!’
Guard yelped when Wilford successfully pinned his wrists down under his knees, the moustached man letting out a satisfied sigh as Guard wriggled and grunted under him.
‘That’s better!’
‘No it isn’t! Let me go right the hell now!’
‘No can do I’m afraid! Not until you’ve taken your punishment for being a sassy little shit.’
Wilford grinned as Guard glared up art him, a mix of confused and annoyed as he tried to figure out what in the hell Wilford was talking about.
‘What the hell you mean punishme–?’
Then, Guard’s voice got stuck in his throat. Wilford has chosen that moment to splay his fingers across Guard’s taut, vulnerable stomach. He was only wearing a thin, grey t-shirt, meaning that Wilford’s light touch sent some rather intense, ticklish sparks through his midriff. His reaction made Wilford’s grin widen.
‘Well now, what have we here?’
‘N-Nothing.’
Guard swallowed thickly, trying to keep his composure… but deep down, he knew he was fucked.
‘Nothing?’
‘Wilford c-c’mon!’
‘C’mon what?’
Wilford was curling and uncurling his fingers incessantly, making Guard bite his lip and start smiling as he shook his head up at him – with every passing second, his will was slowly unravelling.
‘Not this okay anything but this! God–fucking waterboard me, throw me in a vortex, beat me up, anything you want just not thihis!’
A little giggle escaped him as Wilford’s blunt nails trailed over his stomach and sides, making him tremble as his face got gradually redder and redder. Wilford’s grin was impossibly huge with delight and awe – discovering someone’s ticklishness for the first time was honestly one of his favourite things in the entire world.
‘Aww, but I could never hurt you Guard! That’s why this is so perfect! I can torture you all I want and there won’t be a mark on you… unless I get hungry of course.’
Wilford winked down at him playfully, making Guard gape as even more heat rushed to his face. But before he could come up with a reply he burst into laughter, for Wilford had decided he was done with the anticipation. His fingers now scratched and scribbled Guard’s toned stomach with wild abandon, and there was nothing Guard could do.
‘NAHAHAHA FUHUHUCK NONOHOHO WIHIHILFORD C’MAHAHAN!’
Wilford found himself amazed by Guard’s laughter, for it wasn’t at all what he’d been expecting! The way he laughed was so bright, so perfectly musical, and Wilford thought it was one of the most beautiful laughs he’d heard in his entire life!
‘Oh my God your laugh is so pretty!’
‘SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUP!’
‘No really I mean it! It sounds like music!’
Wilford exclaimed in earnest, which had Guard shocked. At first he’d thought Wilford was merely teasing him, but now he saw the sincerity on his face and just felt flustered beyond measure! He was so unused to compliments that he had no idea how to react, and so ended up turning his face away and squeezing his eyes shut adorably.
‘YOHOHOU SHUHUT YOHOUR MOHOUTH!’
Wilford giggled, loving how flustered he was.
‘Why don’t you make me?’
Guard spluttered and yelped as Wilford now starting kneading his toned stomach, making him arch his back and flop about desperately as he shook his head.
‘IHIHIHI CAHAHAN’T!’
‘Oh dear, that must be pretty sucky for you.’
Guard let out a desperate whine as the kneading sent ticklish waves all the way through him, his laughter making his entire body shake underneath Wilford. After a few moments though Wilford gave his stomach mercy, leaving Guard panting as he got his breath back. But then Guard gulped when Wilford hummed musingly at him.
‘Now I wonder where else you’re ticklish, howsabout down here?’
Wilford give his hipbones some soft, experimental pinches, making Guard elicit a few rather noticeable squeaks. Wilford, of course, loved this.
‘Is that a yes? That sounded like a yes to me!’
Wilford softly spidered Guard’s hips, making him splutter and squeak even more as he jerked from side to side – unfortunately for him though, nothing he did could dislodge Wilford’s tickling fingers. The hip tickling also meant Guard was now caught up by the most adorable, high-pitched fits of giggles Wilford had ever heard!
‘Gohoho ahahawahahay!’
‘Aww, now why would I do that when I’m enjoying your company so much?’
Wilford teased, chuckling when Guard’s face scrunched up out of embarrassment.
‘Shuhuhut uhuhup smahahartass!’
‘Or what gigglehips?’
Wilford’s retort made Guard let out an indignant voice crack, the nickname catching him completely off guard – it also had the side effect of sending his blush up to his ears. Wilford laughed fondly, scratching away at Guard’s sensitive hips happily as he crooned.
‘Ooh, does someone like their new nickname?’
‘Wha–nohoho! Dohon’t cahahall mehehe thahat!’
‘Oh I’m so telling everyone to call you gigglehips now!’
‘Dohohon’t yohohou fuhucking dahahare!’
Wilford kept laughing along with Guard. He was so damn happy that he was able to see this brighter side of him, and ironically the tickling seemed to have the wondrous effect of making Guard less tense than he was before! Wilford decided he wanted to up the ante though, and spontaneously pinched the giggly man’s thighs as he raised an eyebrow.
‘Was that a threat?’
Wilford’s eyes widened with surprised glee when Guard shrieked at the pinches, and at how his eyes went oh so wide as he looked up at Wilford and babbled.
‘NOHO–nonono Ihi wohould never threaten you n-nehever! I was juhust s-sayihing random shihit I swear!’
Guard gulped as he watched Wilford, hoping beyond hope that maybe he’d have mercy, that maybe he wouldn’t tickle the most insanely ticklish spot he had on his body. The moustached man regarded him for a few moments… before his lips slowly spread in an evil smile which, I daresay, would have rivalled that of Darkiplier himself.
‘Are you ticklish right here?’
‘Wilford!’
‘It seems like you might be ticklish right here.’
‘Wilford please!’
Wilford paused for a moment, for dramatic effect, before smirking like the Devil.
‘I think I’m gonna tickle right here.’
As soon as Wilford’s tickly, pinching fingers touched down on Guard’s thighs, he was done for. The poor man was a mess of mirthful shrieks and screams as Wilford tickled the absolute hell out of him. This was the most that Guard had been tickled in his entire life and honestly? He thought he was going insane.
‘OHOHOHO MY GAHAHAHAAAA!’
Guard’s hysteria only made Wilford more eager to tickle him, and he cooed down at him eagerly.
‘Daawww poor thing, do my pinchies really tickle that bad?’
Guard nodded frantically, tears quick to gather in his eyes. The sensations were like nothing he’d ever felt before. Each pinch to the flesh of his thighs was like a fiery shock that made his cheeks ache with grinning, and his stomach shake with the heft of his laughter.
‘YEHEHEHEHEEEE!’
Wilford chuckled fondly, because to him there was truly nothing more beautiful than a little madness.
‘Are you sorry for being a sassy little shit?’
Guard nodded again, his desperate babbles immediate.
‘YESYEHEHEHEHES IHIHIHI SAHAHAHARRY!’
Now, Wilford discerned that Guard could likely have handled a little more, but he decided to have mercy. He could tell with ease that it had been a very long time since Guard had gotten tickled, and certainly nothing close to this level of meanness, and the last thing Wilford wanted to do was over-do it. So he happily relented and moved off Guard’s legs, his smile broad and sweetly satisfied.
‘Good, and let that be a lesson to you! No-one sasses ol’ Warfy and gets away with it!’
Guard snorted in-between his gasps for air and residual giggles, blinking his tears away as his body immediately curled up into a protective ball. The two men were quiet for a few minutes, Wilford exercising his rare patience as Guard panted and regained his senses. Soon Guard just had his residual giggles to deal with as he smiled bashfully.
‘Mehessage received… hoholy shihihit…’
Wilford giggled fondly as Guard calmed down fully, and another sect of silence reigned the room. Wilford looked around a little, his thoughts starting to drift once again into that familiar haze of absence; then, Guard nudged him.
‘Hey Wilford?’
Wilford blinked and smiled at him.
‘Uh huh?’
Guard was hesitant then, tentative as he thought about what he wanted to say. Then he took a breath and cleared his throat.
‘Do uh… do you really want my company?’
Wilford smile softened, and he nodded to him as he replied.
‘I do. I know some other people who’d like it too… you wanna meet a few of them?’
Guard nibbled his lip at the question, thinking to himself. However now, a few of his feelings had altered. Instead of an anxious tightness encompassing his chest he felt lighter, more relaxed, at the thought of spending time with people. He knew his anxiety would return in the future, for there was rarely a one-time fix for the recurrent feeling… but here and now he was okay, and he wasn’t going to take it for granted.
‘Yeah, yeah I’d like that.’
Wilford beamed with a gasp and jumped up excitedly, and Guard laughed when the bombastic man grabbed him by the hand and started rattling off about all the people he wanted to introduce him to. Before Guard knew it he’d been yanked out of his room, but he was okay with that. Of course, it is always incredibly important to have time for yourself, and to have a space for your own that’s all for you so you can feel safe with your own company… but never forget, there will always be other people out there who will love your company too.
WOOOO HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THIS FIC LEMME KNOW IF YA DOO! WOOO LUV YOUS!!
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Okay so I love the fact that the channel itself is like 12 years old or something and not only is it still going but there's like INTENSE LORE that wasn't there when it started
Like imagine watching from the start as he slowly gets better editing skills and tools and watching the content go from Mario 64 bloopers to episodic little mini-stories to wait holy shit there's continuity?? An arc??? MULTIPLE ARCS!?
And the fact that once the r word started being considered a slur he not only stopped using it in videos but he also REMADE some of his R64 series (which as you can probably guess the full title was [r word]64) and renamed it to REMASTERED64 which is not only removing the word but its also a pun is just. Aough
Rewatching some of his old videos (m. maybe not Snowtrapped though) i get so nostalgic bc smg4 (character) DIDN'T HAVE VOICE ACTING and just. wow. Also with the stuff like the addition of voice acting and the redesigns you kinda know just by watching any particular video roughly when it was made even without looking at the description
Speaking of, I remember I didn't like the redesigns at first (at least those of 3 and 4) bc like they've been Mario recolors for so long. It's like the new minecraft piston sound. But after the second redesigns im fine with it. Actually I think he did comment about the fact that redesign 1 was like. cocomelon looking or something
Also he made the redesigns kinda. Canon?? He put them in the lore kinda
And at the start when it was still bloopers he collabed with a bunch of other yt'ers about the size of his channel like X and FM, but once he got big they kinda stopped showing up but the crazy thing is HE HAD A LORE EXPLANATION FOR THEM DISAPPEARING
Spoilers for uhh i forget either the Genesis or Revelations arc, skip to the bold green text if you want to watch first (you should tbh as long as you're not scared of what I'm scared of)
So Zero was actually the reason the Mario recolors disappeared, which is interesting bc that was back when 3 and 4 were still Mario recolors but around then it's also found out that SMG doesn't stand for SuperMarioGlitchy like the channel implied up to that point (iirc it was even called SuperMarioGlitchy4 for a bit), but it actually stands for Super Meme Guardian, and if Mario dies the universe will end bc Mario is the Avatar, explaining why 3 and 4 (the meme guardians of that universe) look like recolors of him. Also one of my favorite lines from the whole series was in that arc, "Killing us won't fix what happened to you!", said by smg2. Oh yeah there's other universes and smg1 and smg2 are from one where the Avatar was a guy named Spudnick, who smg2 looks like a recolor of. ough the DETAIL i love that arc despite. what happened to Axol..
spoilers for those arcs over
And there was like. If Mario was in video games that would have Mario be transported INTO the games CANONICALLY not just start with him there
And the recent arcs. OH THE RECENT ARCS
spoilers again. this time for the It's Gotta be Perfect arc, Western Spaghetti and really the whole Showgrounds era
Okay so smg4 goes crazy and wants to make the Ultimate Video or whatever. And he gets this keyboard from an ad with a TV mascot... (important later)
Thats part of a whole arc where smg4 is missing for Mar10 Day bc he can't stop working on the video, but it's revealed that Mario wanted smg4 there for a specific event that smg3 has to be there for instead, but after that which i think was one of the redesign announcements, Mario REALLY needs smg4 for something but he's not leaving his work so eventually the wifi router ends up being knocked over and THEN smg4 comes out, but he's oNLY YELLING ABOUT THE WIFI, he kicks everyone out, puts the router back and goes back to work again. Yknow what Mario needed him for? HE FUCKING WANTED TO GIVE HIM A BEST FRIEND AWARD
And yknow what really started this ultimate video insanity? Smg3 got millions of views on a livestream. That might not sound like much but one of his running jokes is that he NEVER gets more than like 3 views, one of which is always either Eggdog (his pet) or a Ugandan Knuckles that lives with him
But he didn't do anything special or different that one stream. SO WHO GOT HIM THE VIEWS HUH??? (This is my theory, but it's. The same TV guy from the keyboard ad i thgink. You'll see why I think that soon)
So at the end of the IGBP arc, the main crew loses their home (oh yeah have i mentioned they were living in Peach's castle this whole time) due to a giant Eldritch abomination that was released/summoned by smg4 using the keyboard
So they have to search for a new home. But when they go to the house market, Boopkins (one of the main characters) is working there and mentions he hasn't seen the listing before. And there's a mysterious logo next to the listing, titled The Showgrounds. Tbh i didn't notice that the first time i watched bc there wasn't any known significance to the logo at that point. But remember that.
So they get to the Showgrounds, build their new castle and. there's a boarded up room? That never gets addressed?? Also the castle looks SICK AF seriously google "smg4 Showgrounds castle" it looks AWESOME
Holy shit i just realized i don't think the second floor of the castle has been shown yet-
uh. Anyway they have an arc at this place called Western Spaghetti (which Mario seemed very eager to go to for obvious reasons) and on the train everyone starts acting like cowboys and time freezes. And there's actually an official gmod map that was made for this arc, where some lore stuff is idk I don't play gmod
But anyway yeah they go to Western Spaghetti because they want to find Meggy's idol, One Shot Wren. But as it turns out, Wren is a villain and the whole place is a SIMULATION that was.. gifted to him. And guess what cloddamn logo was on the letter Wren got. YEP THATS RIGHT THE SAME ONE FROM THE SHOWGROUNDS
And they only get out because Tari has experience with simulations before (this connects to lore of Meta Runner, a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SERIES MADE BY THEM)
and THEN. Another arc happens, the Marty arc, where Mario makes a cardboard guy named Marty who inexplicably is super fucking resistant to being moved when he doesn't want to. Mario drew Marty into existence bc he didn't want to work at his pizza shop bc he didn't realize running a pizza shop rneant giving OTHER people the pizzas
But after Mario stole all the money Marty made to pay for the castle (yes this is a bit out of order sorry) there was this big arc that started with the printer at the pizza shop being hijacked to print something that basically said if Marty was able to open smg3's secret notebook uhh i forget what exactly would happen but it would be good for Marty. But wait. The printer glitched when it was hijacked and you'd NEVER GUESS what logo appeared when it glitched.
Mario helped Marty steal and try to open the notebook and this caused War of The Fat Italians (shortened to WOTFI) 2023 to happen which was the end of the arc
and hold on. 2023? Yes that's right the first appearance of the one known only at the time as "TV Adware" was in the IGBP movie, which premiered MARCH 18TH 2023 and according to my theory his influence goes all the way back to SMG4... Are You Ok? Which happened FEBRUARY 18th
The movie where this mega arc ended premiered APRIL 20TH OF THIS FUCKING YEAR. NOT EVEN A MONTH AGO
Anyway the ending of WOTFI 2023 was when we got to see what "TV Adware" really looked like, which. woah he looks cool
Spoilers over lol I have a lot to say about those arcs
Yknow what. As much as I want to im not going to ramble about the Puzzlevision arc bc I don't want to spoil it for you. I can't recommend enough that you go watch it because HOLY SHIT, also why im not spoiling it. Start from WOTFI 2023 and skip to No TV Make Mario No Okie Dokie if you need to. It honestly won't take that much time, maybe like a day at most so you absolutely should go watch it all
Hough. Sorry this took so long to type and [tumblr] I swear if you fail to send this fucking ask-
anyway this has been Me Rambling About SMG4
Wow. I will absolutely go watch Puzzlevision, then. Holy shit.
Feel free to come infodump about anything you want to whenever, by the way. I like listening to people rant about things. /gen
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TOOLS FOR PERSONS WORKING ONLINE
Many persons with online jobs often have this desire to work outside. Working in nature can be reviving and a pleasant change from your work space. Sometimes the weather is nice and sunny and our backyard patio becomes that perfect place to work. However, working outside does have its fair share of challenges and this article will provide you with tips to make the process easier.
Wi-Fi Extender and Hotspot
A poor Internet connection will end your outdoor work session quickly. If you’re at home, a Wi-Fi extender may help you out if your router and modem are further away in the house. The extender will create a stronger signal and can even increase your speeds.
Should you choose to work outdoors at a coffee shop or public area, it’s smart to have a hotspot available. Actually, you may never know when the Internet might go down at your location, or you could even be surprised and find there’s no Wi-Fi connection available for use. Having access to a hotspot will ensure you’re able to be connected no matter what situation may arise.
Having a smartphone or a tablet, either of these can be tethered to your computer to provide an Internet connection. Please be aware, as these options will typically slice into your phone’s data plan plus reducing the battery life of your phone. It is important to remember that you also find mobile hotspots that are separate devices and often prepaid.
Anti-Glare Screen and Cooling Devices
Workers often find that the first problem they might have when working outside is a nasty glare on the computer screen. It often makes it difficult to see what you’re doing and cause you to squint. A shaded area is not enough to rectify this problem. Turning the screen brightness up as far as it will go will reduce the problem. It is important that you work from a cool shaded area. If shade isn’t plentiful where you’ll be working, consider wearing lighter clothing, bringing a portable mini fan, or using a cooling towel.
Extra Power Supply
A computer battery going dead is trouble. Should you head outside with a full battery, take along a power cord just in case. A portable charger is also an option, in case there are no outlets close by that can be used. Portable chargers must be charged beforehand and they can then be used to charge your computer when needed. Computer batteries don’t last all day, but depending on its condition, it may last up to two hours.
External Devices
Online jobs are challenging and persons working remotely often face issues during the scope of work. Some items are a must if you plan to work productively outdoors. Purchase a wireless keyboard and mouse, and consider a laptop stand to raise it up to eye level. These items can work wonder if you have to work outside. Please note that having a pair of headphones or earbuds will assist if you have to have to take a call or listen to music while engaging in your online work activities.
Working from a remote office can have its own set of challenges but working through the areas mentioned above will make the process easier. Carefully review these tips to take your work outside and stay industrious and driven no matter the challenges that may come up.
#health & fitness#black entrepreneurship#freelancing#marketing#black excellence#digital marketing#fitness
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Fun Facts About Sick Boyfriend
Sick Boyfriend has a pee pee size of 9.5 inches when fully erect, making him the biggest in the ShrugFriend duo
When his hat is removed, he sports long hair
Sick Boyfriend has a tendency to biting his fingernails
According to his doctor, he has missed several medical exams, including 5000 injections
He prefers being a bottom during intercourse due to being afraid that he might hurt DrugFriend when their intimacy roles are reversed
His tickle spot is his naval
Sick Boyfriend has a tendency to pee his pants on occasion due to having a weak bladder
Sick Boyfriend has inherited his sensitive side from his mother, and his tough guy side from his father
Sick Boyfriend has the thighs of a supermodel according to his grandmother, which could explain his thickness. DrugFriend always goes full-on Tsundere Mode
Whenever he sees DrugFriend coming out of the shower, Sick Boyfriend Gets a Nosebleed within ten seconds
Sick Boyfriend has a bad sleeping schedule, which explains why he was so tired in "Don't Wake Up Sick Boyfriend"
Sick Boyfriend once lost his temper because the WiFi router was disconnected, which resulted in the living room catching on fire and everyone running away in fear
Sick Boyfriend has a fear of blood, lightning, death, etc.
He always drops F bombs whenever he fails to pass a pipe in Flappy Bird
Sick Boyfriend once went to the dentist just to watch the mini TV. He had received two cavities that day, and had to get two fillings
Sick Boyfriend lost his first baby tooth at 4 years old
Due to not being able to be in two places at the same time, Sick Boyfriend was only able to go to DrugFriend's college graduation on November 6th
Sick Boyfriend never forgave his father after the latter's unexpected return
Sick Boyfriend's height in my AU is 6ft 2in, making him slightly taller than DrugFriend
He's the Sensitive Guy to DrugFriend's Manly Man
Sick Boyfriend suffers from motionsickness
Despite DrugFriend throwing up from eating Sick PonyCentral's green pizza, Sick Boyfriend actually enjoyed it
Despite that, Sick Boyfriend refuses to eat anything topped with TikTok pink sauce
Sick Boyfriend always throws up whenever DrugFriend eats chocolate pudding with his mouth open
He HATES needles, and also has a fear of getting tattoos, which are ink drawings applied to the skin with needles
Sick Boyfriend once watched Happy Tree Friends with Sick PonyCentral after she begged him to watch it with her. He ended up crying for seven weeks
Whenever he eats a jawbreaker, rather than simply licking the hard candy ball to reach the gumball centre, Sick Boyfriend straight up takes a bite out of the jawbreaker without licking it, resulting in a bit of blood coming out of his mouth. DrugFriend gets sick whenever that happens
Despite his motionsickness, Sick Boyfriend can ride on a boat with ease
He's pretty skilled at singing and dancing
He becomes embarrassed whenever he farts in front of DrugFriend, or if DrugFriend sees him naked
He spends most of his alone time in the bedroom, reading a book, while laying on his stomach, in his natural state
His favourite thing to watch is funny cat videos
His favourite song to sing in the vs SpongeBob Parodies mod is Stomach Flu
Due to his weak bladder, he spent most of his childhood wetting the bed after suffering from water based dreams
He loves to eat anything with chicken in it. He's also a fan of cooked fish
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I want a Gilmore Girls reboot that follows Rory and her baby. Here are 64 points on my predictions for what is to come for the next generation of Stars Hollow…
Rory will have a baby boy
The baby will be part wookie
She will name him after her grandfather, they will call him Ricky Gilmore
Rory will get her book published and come back to run the Stars Hollow Gazette
Ricky will love spending time with his Grandpa Luke and hanging out at his Diner
Kirk and Lulu will have a kid who is surprisingly well adjusted
Ricky wants to go to Chilton
Ricky wants to go to Yale
Great Grandma will spoil the crap out of little Ricky
Ricky will NOT like coffee
Rory will eventually have a daughter that she names Lorelai
Ricky and Baby Kirk will be best friends
Ricky will LOVE the snow, and can smell it coming, just like his Grandma
Ricky will often wear a backwards baseball cap, just like grandpa
Davey will work at the inn and Martha will work with her daddy
Rory is going to write a biography for Patty, and it’s going to be a best seller
Rory is going to settle down and become an actual decent person. Think more Chilton Rory than Yale Rory
As Ricky gets older Luke and Lorelai move out of the house and back into the space above the diner, so Rory and Ricky can live there
Either that or they all move into the Twikem House like Luke wanted
Ricky will be a lot like Luke, personality wise
Taylor will absolutely adore Ricky, and is the only person in town who doesn’t realize that he’s basically a mini Luke
Naomi Shropshire will actually write that book about the whale and the rabbit/mouse
It’s one of Ricky’s favorite books
It wins a Pulitzer
GG has a baby and wants her big sister in their lives
Ricky loves his baby cousin
When Ricky gets his first phone, Luke thinks it’s too soon
Ricky is the only person who finds it weird that their town still has a troubadour
Ricky is indifferent to town events, he participates, but it’s not like he counts down the days
He loves town meetings though, he thinks they are hilarious
Patty gets a pet monkey
Emily still employs Berta and her family
Ricky gives out the WiFi password at Luke’s once, as a joke, which results in the router being ripped out, and Ricky losing all WiFi privileges
Lorelai found this hilarious and was very proud
Ricky can understand Berta
Every time someone asks Baby Kirk what he wants to be when he grow up, he gives a different answer
Christopher loves Ricky, but hates the idea that he’s a grandpa now, it makes him feel old
Guy Fieri gets a cameo where he comes to Luke’s for his show Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives
Luke is grumpy about the camera crew, but Lorelai and Sookie are so excited that he puts up with it
Both Patty and Babette flirt with Guy
Kirk asks him how to have a career on Food Network
Liz and TJ have multiple kids, just as weird as they are
Rory hasn’t been in contact with Mr. Wookie since that night, until she randomly runs into him at that collectibles store in NY while shopping for a birthday gift for Ricky
She doesn’t recognise him at first, but he does immediately
She tells him that she’s shopping for her son’s birthday, then tells him all about Ricky
She explains everything and brings him home to Stars Hollow to meet her family
Luke doesn’t like him
Neither does Christopher
Ricky isn’t quite sure what to think, because he’s still pretty young, but he can sense how tense everyone is
Mr. Wookie asks if he can visit occasionally, on birthdays and around the holidays
He takes Ricky to Comic Con each year
I don’t know who or how, but somebody in Stars Hollow is going to be involved in a murder somehow
The kids love hearing stories about the Life and Death Brigade
Ricky even tried to start his own kiddie version of it in Stars Hollow
Luke and Lorelai like visiting Nantucket every year and actually look forward to it
April will have a baby at some point
a third film by Kirk
another beloved pet will die and the entire town will gather for the funeral
Emily Gilmore will sadly pass away
At leash one flashback episode
TJ and Liz get lost while camping or something and Luke has to go find them
Lorelai meets Taylor Swift
At some point during the final season she decides to write a sequel to her book, this one is about raising Ricky
The last scene of the entire series will be Rory revealing that they are thinking about making her book into a tv series.
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The iPhone 16e is more of "we killed the iPhone SE and there's now a slightly cost-cut 16 without magsafe and one of the cameras" than anything.
For the most part I think that's exactly what we all expected; magsafe being one of the omissions is definitely surprising to me and kind of smart, imo. You want to cut features many people never use and keep the ones that make a good experience for everyone; a lot of people charge their phones with a cable (less heat!) and don't attach their phones to anything magnetically. A lot of people probably don't switch to the wide angle camera. A lot of people live in an area without much millimeter wave 5G signal, which I didn't even mention because by "a lot" I mean "basically all." A lot of people don't have wifi 6e routers (that one being cut kind of sucks because 6e devices on 6e networks help with congestion, but oh well).
It's kind of odd not to do more cuts and drop the price more, but I can't really think of anything else to cut. For device longevity and reducing e-waste, you shouldn't cut the chip (and memory I guess; something something AI). You shouldn't cut satellite emergency communication. You shouldn't cut battery (it might be bigger, actually). What else are you going to cut? The display is an existing part. A "cheaper" external build might not even be much cheaper to make, with Apple's volume/scale, and anything less durable is worse for the user (iPhone durability these days seems top-notch; planned obsolescence is still the silliest conspiracy theory). Don't cut waterproofing. I suppose you could cut Face ID, but I have to assume the usage numbers on it are really good and fundamentally changing the device unlock system... yeah, no. I'm a bit surprised they didn't do a 64GB storage option for $549, but that might be a good thing; 64GB gets tight quickly in my experience, and again, longevity.
edit: no UWB (precision airtag finding), also. weird!
Oh, well. It's basically an iPhone 16. Sure. Kudos for not intentionally making it look garish/juvenile or feel cheap just to drive conversions up the ladder, like many companies do with certain lower-end products.
I updated my table of iPhone weights; it's listed as a 3 gram weight savings.
also iPhone 17 mini please please please. there definitely isn't going to be one but come on Apple you've changed your mind on things before
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Previously on 68616472696616e7573:
I built a network lab from a shitty old Cisco SG350 switch, Lenovo m72 mini-PC and tp-link router. Lenovo works as a bare-bone Linux server. I selected this gear pretty much only because I had them laying around.
It worked fine for a week or two, until I realised I had given the same IP to both the router and the switch. I don’t even know how I managed to do that, probably because I didn’t configure all of them together and make a clear network map before configuring. I’m surprised it worked at all.
Aaaaand I did the noob mistake (which I knew not to do but did it anyway) and tried changing the Cisco IP in the GUI. It’s impossible, I don’t think anyone has successfully configured a Cisco Network Switch via GUI, at least not these cheaper models.
In the end I just ended up digging up the console cable, resetting the switch and doing it all over via serial commands. Which is a lot faster than any other method, it didn’t take that long. Dilly dallying with GUI and then trying to remove commands via terminal took several hours and led to nowhere.
Anyway, I learned a lot, which is why you do these things:
1. I still have an few years old CCNA book, that is really good
2. ‘line tty’ does not exist on SG models for some reason, I don’t know how to make SSH work
3. ‘vlan databases x,y’ is how you create a vlans, but I guess this is deprecated method and you can do it via configuration mode in Catalyst and newer switches?
4. Commands: ‘ctrl+h, write mem, sh run, sh start, conf t’
5. In SG350 the command to reset the configuration is ‘delete startup-configuration’, man it took a while to find that! Even ChatGPT didn’t know.
I also made the TP-link as secure as possible creating 16-character wifi pass, hiding the SSID, turning on DDoS attack prevention and preventing WAN ping. I have updated the firmware already. However these are still massively unsecure devices:
With all this I managed to prevent my server accessing my WiFi and it doesn’t seem to understand to switch to Ethernet, so I have no remote access. I have to plug it into a monitor and keyboard and update the network authentication. Maybe I can connect an USB-cable from it to the switch’s USB serial port and try to get the SSH to the Cisco console working?
Maybe I should eat some breakfast…
Sir, this is a Wendy’s, please place order or leave.
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Cach ket noi camera mini voi dien thoai
Để kết nối camera mini với điện thoại, bạn cần thực hiện các bước sau. Camera mini thường là những loại camera nhỏ gọn, dễ sử dụng và thường có khả năng kết nối qua WiFi hoặc cổng USB. Quy trình kết nối có thể thay đổi tùy theo từng loại camera, nhưng dưới đây là hướng dẫn chung:
Bước 1: Chuẩn bị camera và điện thoại
Camera mini: Đảm bảo camera mini của bạn đã được bật và chuẩn bị kết nối. Nếu camera có thẻ nhớ, hãy chắc chắn rằng thẻ nhớ đã được cắm vào.
Điện thoại: Đảm bảo điện thoại của bạn đã cài đặt ứng dụng tương ứng với camera mini. Ví dụ, camera mini thường có ứng dụng riêng từ nhà sản xuất (EZVIZ, Imou, hoặc các ứng dụng khác của thương hiệu camera mini).
Bước 2: Cài đặt ứng dụng điều khiển camera
Tải ứng dụng: Tải và cài đặt ứng dụng đi kèm với camera mini từ App Store (cho iPhone) hoặc Google Play Store (cho Android). Các ứng dụng phổ biến cho camera mini có thể là EZVIZ, Imou, V380, Yoosee, Dome hoặc ứng dụng chính hãng của từng camera.
Mở ứng dụng: Sau khi tải và cài đặt ứng dụng, mở ứng dụng trên điện thoại.
Bước 3: Kết nối camera mini với điện thoại
Bật camera mini: Đảm bảo rằng camera mini của bạn đã được cấp nguồn và chuẩn bị để kết nối. Nếu camera có chế độ "Pairing" hoặc kết nối WiFi, bạn có thể nhìn thấy đèn nhấp nháy trên camera.
Chế độ kết nối WiFi:
Nếu camera mini của bạn kết nối qua WiFi, bạn cần đưa camera vào chế độ kết nối WiFi. Thường thì bạn phải nhấn và giữ nút reset hoặc chế độ "Pairing" trên camera cho đến khi đèn nhấp nháy (điều này báo hiệu camera đang sẵn sàng kết nối với WiFi).
Kết nối với WiFi:
Trong ứng dụng, chọn "Thêm thiết bị" (Add Device) hoặc mục "Tìm kiếm thiết bị".
Ứng dụng sẽ yêu cầu bạn nhập tên mạng WiFi và mật khẩu của mạng WiFi mà bạn muốn kết nối camera mini.
Quét mã QR (nếu có): Một số camera mini yêu cầu bạn quét mã QR xuất hiện trong ứng dụng để kết nối. Đưa camera mini vào tầm quét của điện thoại để hoàn tất quá trình kết nối.
Bước 4: Kiểm tra kết nối và sử dụng
Xem hình ảnh trực tiếp: Sau khi kết nối thành công, bạn sẽ có thể xem hình ảnh hoặc video trực tiếp từ camera mini trên điện thoại.
Lưu video (nếu cần): Nếu camera hỗ trợ ghi hình, bạn có thể lưu video đã ghi lại vào thẻ nhớ hoặc điện thoại.
Điều khiển camera: Một số camera mini hỗ trợ tính năng điều khiển góc nhìn hoặc thu phóng, bạn có thể điều chỉnh trực tiếp từ ứng dụng.
Bước 5: Cấu hình các tính năng bổ sung
Cài đặt thông báo chuyển động: Nếu camera mini hỗ trợ, bạn có thể kích hoạt tính năng thông báo chuyển động để nhận thông báo khi có sự kiện chuyển động được phát hiện.
Cài đặt ghi hình tự động: Một số camera mini cho phép ghi hình tự động khi phát hiện chuyển động hoặc theo lịch trình.
Lưu ý khi kết nối camera mini với điện thoại:
Kiểm tra WiFi: Đảm bảo camera mini và điện thoại đều được kết nối vào cùng một mạng WiFi để có thể kết nối thành công.
Kiểm tra phạm vi sóng WiFi: Đảm bảo camera mini không quá xa bộ phát WiFi (router) để kết nối ổn định.
Sử dụng ứng dụng chính thức: Hãy luôn sử dụng ứng dụng chính thức từ nhà sản xuất để đảm bảo kết nối an toàn và bảo mật.
Với những bước trên, bạn sẽ dễ dàng kết nối camera mini với điện thoại và có thể giám sát mọi lúc mọi nơi.
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