#millenial madness

[atlafan]

[alecscudder1987]

heard somebody say today that gen z grew up slower than millenials, gen x, boomers, etc. idk where they were but that did not happen to me and if you're gonna talk about drivers licenses or dating or something im gonna talk about covid hitting us in high school and college when those things usually happen ?? like you cant say we're slow to develop and also say we're the most politically active generation or whatever. i guess you can say that but it doesn't mean we're stupid or underdeveloped we're just. i don't know what we are i'm just pissed cause like give us time???? fuck man im still like 19 sorry im not joining the corporate workforce and having kids yet jeez im afraid of everything ever give me a minute

[aeoris4lovers]

texts from the mighty nein part two: thelyss brothers boogaloo

[more texts from the xhorhoes groupchat]

[dollelujah]

Somebody said these were millenial coded and I've been trying not be offended for the last few hours

[daincrediblegg]

my talents are wasted on being a student I should be doing video essays

[jessaerys]

spotify character playlists are never good except for whoever put billie eilish's therefore i am in a near playlist. funniest goddamn galaxy brain near understander

[snackugaki]

hey

hey

hey you ever wonder what the first gen TMNT fans think about your childhood turtles????

lololololololololol

[magnusgraycloud]

If they had tiktok when i was in high school i wouldve killed myself

[transformersrescuebots]

Oh hold up uhm oh god its april 3rd ok ok its still the second for like americans and shit thats close enough to April fools right? Uhm blades is actually heterosexual and he was just very close friends with bumblebee 😢 sorry. Even tho yknow they werent even close friends cause bumblebee would just bugger off for years at a time but actually ur like. homophobic if you think blades is gay for some reason? hes just a fem straight robot alien thing even though hes not fem??? his voice actor just has a high pitched voice but the character isnt fem except for that one time he was really into dresses but are you really considering that when you make this weird heterosexuality argument. uhm that i am making! hes straight according to me and im always right forever and ever and ever want to know why? because im actually a millenial and were the smartest and so my weird assumptions youre homophobic actually for being queer and seeing yourself in a queercoded character are right. HAHA i gotchu april fools...yall. wasnt that funny. What do you think about the situation, Heatwave?

[madameducyberversailles]

Saw someone talk shit against trans people and look at that-

Of fucking course. The icing on the cake, which you saw already:

Bruh. It's almost a formula at this point.

[xxxairheadedangelxxx]

What is it about cis white gay men that give them the level of audacity they have to just be cunts?

The amount of bullshit they constantly have to complain about all the time is wild to me. Last night I snapped on one whiny child bc he went on a whole rant that started w "pleeeeeeeeease don't call me a hater~ but Big preschool home decor is so ugly and I hate it and it's so immature and it needs to go away" in that cute little overly flamboyant tone that apparently makes them immune to all reproach?

I won't lie I called him a boring and hobbyless sad man who needs to keep his insecurities to himself. To which he was shocked??? And upset??? At the idea of someone being soooo aggressive about a "not serious" joke

Ah yes the so obviously joking tone you have now that I'm not the only person also tired of hearing people like you sqwuak the same mindless crude oil bullshit about everything you find unacceptable. I get it u think ur quirky bc you have a literal piece of trash pinned to your head board (not a joke he had it in the video). but the thought of people actually being weird and alternative and whacky and whatever is so genuinely threatening to your milquetoast paper thin facade of cool. I'm done being kind to bitches for being like this.

I'm gonna be mean and rude and aggressive bc there are people(myself included) who get fucking bullied AS ADULTS for being genuinely alternative who are too kind to call fellow weirdos out for being cocks. I'm fucking tired of this weird protected class of cuntbaggery that's just allowed from white gay men bc I dunno misogyny is still alive and well and the only thing these droll pieces of crumbled Styrofoam ever seem to have issue w/ is things that are very popular w women and fems.

Crazy how that one works. Wild. Who woulda thought.

[halfchick]

The number of white people who try to justify liking Harry Potter as a form of escapism… if you don’t take your ass outside and touch some grass

[ichthyotoxism]

There is some sort of protocol in my brain that overrides any and all ability of self-restraint when I see people roleplay as their pets, but very very specifically when also using “human” when live captioning the animal holy shit I become absolutely feral and need to leave IMMEDIATELY

[nogchompa]

Jealous of my unwillingness 2 conform 2 western expectations of gender arent u

[bluebipples]

i saw a tiktok recently (from one of my fav creators on there lol) where he basically responding to the discourse about movie theatre/concert etiquette and how 'people forgot' how to act after the pandemic in those situations, and he was basically like, 'yeah, no shit, a lot of us just basically came to terms w the fact that at any moment, we can die, and life is very finite,' etc.

like damn yea he's got a point. most of the kids who went to school during the pandemic had to go through a chunk of the high school/middle school/elementary school cycle years in a semi-controversial, totally new way for both students and teachers. (at least that's how it was in philly where I live, and most of the east coast that i know of lol)

they spent those formative years hearing adults argue that some humans do not deserve equal rights, some doctors are liars, etc. some of them couldn't visit actual dying relatives in their final days, some of them came close to death themselves, and the entire time they had to listen to people argue over what kind of medical science was accurate and what news is fake. so much ridiculous bs i genuinely can't blame them - or anybody - for no longer giving a shit about going on their phone during a fuckin concert. because quite literally, at this point, everything we as humans do, to some weird portion of the population, is a luxury we do not deserve simply because they think we are born to suffer and work.

like, i know we've been saying 'im sick of living thru huge events' but you gotta admit, over the past, what, 2 years we've all just kind of collectively accepted that not only will it get worse, but the possibility of it being entirely life-ending is very real. i mean, we all kinda lowkey knew that we might live through some intense, near-apocalyptic shit, but now we're not exactly resigned to it. we're just kind of collectively pissed off enough that it's like we're holding our breaths, waiting for something bigger than ourselves to happen, and in the meantime we've just kinda stopped caring what everybody else thinks.

so anyway, fuck it, go on ur phones during concerts, check ur messages during that 5 minute quiet scene in a movie (as long as ur brightness is low and ur sound is off), dress like ur in a victorian movie, buy that cool thing (as long as u can at least feed urself/pay most of ur bills after), do the fun stuff. life is too short to not be sick of the bullshit

(but fr, if u really need to go on ur phone during a movie, just get those screen protectors that dim your screen unless you're looking directly at it. i get the need to fidget or do something w ur hands, sometimes u need to look away during some scenes, that's totally fine and there are lots of ways u can do this without having a literal square beam of sunlight to burn everyone's retinas. those sceen protector thingies are like $9 on amazon but at like 5 below they're abt $5 i think)

[soscarlet-itwasmaroon]

guys I'm dying over here, my local news station posted on facebook that hersheys is releasing vegan reeses pb cups and the amount of older people who are offended is HILARIOUS like wow I didn't know it was so horrible that vegans and people who are lactose intolerant can eat a chocolate now wow