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time-woods · 5 months ago
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Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !
based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))
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malkmori · 6 months ago
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Uhh... I'm just gonna put it here..
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calamitys-child · 1 year ago
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
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dickgraysonmybeloved · 24 days ago
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Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted
The Batfam: …
Dick: .. only one?
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milkcioccolato · 2 months ago
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They heard a noise coming from the lab so they went investigating (Mel did, those two cowards were just scared to stay in the bedroom by themselves so they went with her)!
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BASED ON THIS TWITTER POST!
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dear-ao3 · 9 months ago
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adult hood is just
*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*
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supine-ly · 4 months ago
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Natural selection at its finest
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vamprisms · 2 years ago
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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
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ilta222 · 11 months ago
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my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'
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pppuri · 22 days ago
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jesters
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zhivchikov · 26 days ago
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brittle-doughie · 21 days ago
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THREE FOR THREE-
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repmet · 2 years ago
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*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
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myradicora · 12 days ago
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The Ancients at their lowest
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life-spire · 10 months ago
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