#the chronicles of milk

[dear-ao3]

adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

[mallorykeen]

carter and sadie are two traumatised teenagers and the house of life is a starbucks being run like the navy

[beloxiia]

Day 18 of caeltoberr ⁉️⁉️

its been cold here lately, almost came close to getting cold but with the power of caelism i overcame the beast(/j but i was close to getting it 😭)

[bl-bam-beyond]

A LOOK BACK at Uncle & Milk (AND A THANK YOU TO STRONGBERRY)

SUPPORT STRONGBERRY IF YOU CAN!!

CHOCO MILK SHAKE (2022, SOUTH KOREA)

Can't not love this Duo. And pray Season 2 gives them what they deserve. They are not a side couple. They are a co-main couple.

Uncle (PARK SEUNG BIN) gives Milk (KIM SEONG HYUK) a good bye kiss. As Milk heads off without Choco (though Jung Woo sent Choco off too but...)

@pose4photoml @lutawolf @thewayofsubtext @kingofthereblog-boysloveed @absolutebl @bengiyo @pharawee @wanderlust-in-my-soul

[completeoveranalysis]

[3]

Evil Wolverine’s crimes continue.

Fai is expressing concern over the fact that both individual Sakura’s had a huge amount of power separately, but now together…?

AND THEN EVIL WOLVERINE INTERRUPTS HIM TO EXPLAIN THE FACTS THAT WE ALREADY HAVE, BUT IN HIS UNIQUE FONT. 

HELLO IT IS TIME TO RECAP ALL THE FACTS THAT YOU MAY REMEMBER FROM THE PREVIOUS PAGES THAT IMMEDIATELY PRECEDED THIS

SOULS GATHERED INTO OTHER SAKURA CLONES = DIDN’T WORK SO WELL

THIS ONE SAKURA CLONE IN PARTICULAR WAS EXCELLENT

STAMP THAT CLONE WITH ALL THE DIMENSION MEMORIES WE NEED 

ADD THE SUPER FEATHER THAT GOT STRONGER OVER TIME IN THE RESERVOIR FOR SOME REASON

COMBINE THAT WITH THE ORIGINAL SAKURA, MIX WELL, AND BOOM. 

You now have Super Goddess Sakura - the all purpose tool for all your universe destroying needs!

The place he loses me is when he says that Original ‘Sakura’ has the nature to take both of these things into herself. Which, I don’t know why she would, since the feather belongs quite specifically to a different soul, and I don’t know why she would absorb the body of her clone. Like, the Syaorans never absorbed each other, and Watanuki has always been fine when meeting Lava Lamp. 

Is it specifically because the body is empty? So it kind of drifts automatically towards a soul very similar to its original to merge with? And since The Sakura Clone's soul was VERY close to the original Sakura's, that meant she was able compatible with the feather even through she isn't missing any part of her own soul? Like an Extra Memory DLC she could have since the files were compatible, even though those memories aren't hers? Or something? 

I feel like I am being pedantic but he specifically says she has the ability to take both those things into herself.

If Syaoran had died but left an empty body behind would Lava Lamp have accidentally fused with it? Or is this a Sakura Specific Function that’s happening because of the Extreme Universe Powers that are being thrown around her?

Honestly at this point Evil Wolverine could just start adding any other random event he needed to make this work to the list and I’d just have to shrug and say Sure, Ok. Whatever you say. That might as well also be true now. 

[aztarion]

wip wednesday (?)

ok this is quick bc im rushing but first time being tagged in one of these and they look fun, thank you @devilbrakers ezra :3

dont have much to share atm except smut which ill spare you from LOL ive been slacking but heres a tiny excerpt where i left off on a wayhaven fic i was playing with late last yr (of course any will to write abandoned me right when i needed big thangs to happen)

…

A perfect fusillade rattles throughout the house upon the click.

Time tears off another strip.

The light, as quick as it flicks to life, dies with a blistering pop. Shards of bulb hit wooden floor; Dev’s breath hitches in her throat. She moves away from the switch, closer to him. Mason widens his stance on instinct, throwing his senses outward with his weight.

The kitchen heaves silent with sugar and herring and pearly mayonnaise. Wide strands of moonlight siphon through the windows — the dining room window, the round hall window, the ridged plastic prism of the bathroom plink. It glows, pulses like magic in its blueness and ice.

A strange noise erupts across the ceiling. Not quite groaning under heavy weight, or the splitting of cheap plaster, or the nauseatingly dry scrape of nails on a surface of dust.

Mason smells teeth. Wet porcelain in festering gums. Copper sizzling with saliva and waterbrash.

Yeah -- this is a fucking problem.

...

aaand a lazy update on a star is born wip

my stupid ass cant parse who creates &likes being tagged so im going off memory of who ive seen do these and who ive seen talk abt writing dont kill me... tagging: @nsewell @dietgabbana @nat-seal-well @agentnatesewell @serially-wayhaven @recents @serenpedac and the girl reading this:)

[tinycirruscloud]

[moonchild-in-blue]

I wanna ride a centaur.

[whats-in-a-sentence]

There was a jug of creamy milk for the children (Mr. Beaver stuck to beer) and a great big lump of deep yellow butter in the middle of the table from which everyone took as much as he wanted to go with his potatoes, and all the children thought – and I agree with them – that there's nothing to beat good freshwater fish if you eat it when it has been alive half an hour ago and has come out of the pan half a minute ago.

"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" - C. S. Lewis

[veryspecificanon]

youve seen too many bats, have a cow

🐄

oh nice thank you

*anvils a nametag*

dinnerbone :)

[kissablelips-desireslure-vol1]

CHOCO MILK SHAKE (2022)

KIM SEONG HYUK (as Milk)

&

PARK SEUNG BIN (as Uncle)

[laszlo-writes]

Christina Ricci will probably never know that I still watch The Lizzie Borden Chronicles at least every couple of months and that’s a damn shame

[mik-mania]

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

You could simply store your wine without the cork.

........

Honestly, it astounds me that the wine in your world spoils so easily in a matter of days once opened. I’ll let the mods give you a suggestion. I’m afraid I live in a different world from you where no wine ever spoils, unless fermented improperly.

- Barok van Zieks

[spacebazaar]

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[thebuttsmcgee]

this is exactly.

Since, even.