#miles is dumb

[coldairballoons]

three years on this campus and i stg i keep finding new places because what do you mean there’s a 10ft tall statue of nike just randomly in one of these buildings

[weeswine]

The fact that Miles Bron is so stupid and self-centred shows when he doesn't even consider that his life and business partner has a twin sister and she was the one who showed up on the island instead, like come on man.

[lahaja]

Miles: Exists🧍🏾‍♂️

Miguel: I don't care how old you are, act heroicly but i'll break you like a twig. Don't shock with me

Miles: Yeah, AnYwAyS-

[coldairballoons]

CAN CONFIRM

this is one of my favorite comments ever, i constantly think about OWIE OWIE OWIE

but i ALSO constantly think about stuff like this

it’s just amazing 🤌

BTW i see these posts all the time like "ohhh i dont know what to comment on fics.." and every response is "keysmashes! or hearts!! anything works :3" and thats GREAT!! thats helpful!!

but: consider. if u genuinely like analyzing writing.. do u know ur just allowed to go through and quote your favorite parts and ramble abt what they mean to u and the author will LOSE IT WITH HYPE?

genuinely. i felt SO WEIRD the first time i did it.. but like. holy shit authors love it. its crack for authors. the first time i did it, it was on a fic that hadnt updated in half a year, give or take, and the author made 3 updates that month BECAUSE OF MY COMMENT.

LIKE. as an author every comment is INCREDIBLE!!! but also, dont feel like your comment has to be short or otherwise ur invasive or smth!! authors ADORE long comments more than ANYTHING.

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[stellalights]

turnabout sisters edition of this meme

[starzovermarz]

stupid

[noodles-and-tea]

It was a good guess (it wasn’t)

[howlidae]

[baker-chan-senpai]

investigation sillies compilation

[laurellala-comics]

Examples below:

[coldairballoons]

someone told me that there was a surprising lack of queer subtext in honor among thieves but girlie did we watch the same movie? something something found family is inherently queer because it is about non-traditional love. also edgin the bard definitely wanted to fuck that paladin idc what you say

[weeswine]

I love that the movie itself is literally from the start, a metaphor of a Glass Onion. The audience expects something complex, just like Blanc, so its easy to brush over all of the obvious suspicious scenes of Miles. Even though from the beggining you could point out all of it, the centre of the onion, and the rest of the movie just adds extra layers to make it seem complex and layered.

[knifecat111]

[wr1ghtw0rth]

What better way to start the new year than with a shitpost x)

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