#mildew httyd

[blvcklizard]

[misterrttegrimborn]

Don't try...

(my edit)

[rosiethedragongeek]

"can't you see these bags under me eyes" "he's right, he's hideous"

"why do you think we built your house so far outside of town"

"it took a month to dig him out and the rest of our lives to wonder why we bothered"

i love literally everyone on berk bullying mildew lol

[revive-the-fandom]

so did mildew plant the dragon root on his farm to deter dragons, or did he not know about the dragon root and hate dragons because they went crazy around his farm?

[hiccupbutpurple]

Lol Hiccup being like ‘Wow thanks’ and then beginning to run off after Mildew knocked out the outcast. Should’ve left him in the cell honestly

‘Don’t make me regret this Mildew’ aww Hiccup,,,you will.

[amyrafierceblade]

Okay

My mom keeps insisting that Gobber is the child of Mildew and Gothi and I'm tired of being alone in hearing it.

Suffering upon ye

[saturnniidae]

I bet Hiccup was accused of being a changeling when he was little

[thetimetraveler24]

The way one could possibly figure out that Johann was the bad guy by watching episode 9—EPISODE 9—of Riders of Berk. Because he’s the one that gives Mildew the blue oleanders to plant. And he has to know what that means for dragons right? A trader such as himself should know anyway, disregarding the fact that second time watchers would know he’s a traitor.

I just need to know. Did the writers know about Johann this far back? Was this the beginning of his nefarious schemes?

And did the writers know what they were doing when Johann passes Berk the information about the supposed weapon Dagur is testing that turns out to not be true at all?

And I have other questions.

All the boats Heather tried to escape in. We only saw the one attempt but she had been doing it a few times between the two episodes. Was Johann leaving boats out for her? Because the episode seems to imply that there was always just a little boat waiting for her. Otherwise why would she be running to that beach instead of commandeering one of the Berk boats at the docks.

And Breakneck Bog… HOW DID HE KNOW HICCUP WOULD GO AFTER HIM? That’s a Viggo move, was he already working with Viggo? And he was probably hoping those Smothering Smokebreaths would weld the teens to the nest right? Or they’d be stranded forever?

And when the speed stingers attacked! Hiccup had left Berk to save Johann. Coincidental timing? I don’t know! Did Johann release the speed stingers? Was it truly just a case of bad timing?

And the baby smokebreaths that Johann brought with all the scrap metal. We know Dagur had a Berserker plant that but did Johann know what he was doing?

But also!!! Stoick would have clocked it as off if Johann’s attitude switched up as soon as the dragons were welcomed on Berk. Meaning Johann definitely wasn’t acting all evil asshole before the times we see him in the shows.

So my man was in this for the long haul. What reason, Johann? This level of foresight is beyond even Viggo. Predicting the exact island where there would be a boy who trained a dragon and ended the war with dragons? Spending literal decades building trust and this fake persona?

JOHANN, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOUR PLANS??? I NEED TO KNOW!!!

[justgotawesome]

Hiccup Haddock III and Mildew in RIDERS OF BERK | 1.02 - Viking for Hire

Oh, it's hard to watch. Especially for you, eh, Hiccup? The feelings of guilt must be tearing at your insides. I mean, you put him out of business with your little peace pact with the dragons. You ruined his life. Bravo.

[countlessofvoids]

Nine out of the eleven HTTYD human antagonists (counting only movies + RTTE/ROB) have a beard or some kind of mustache

[toasterdrake]

rob snotlout is so funny. "i don't have a heart, i'm not a girl!" someone fix him

[misterrttegrimborn]

[rosiethedragongeek]

Okay okay okay okay, just thinking out loud here,

Mildew hates dragons, right?? Hates them. And despite Hiccup showing the village that dragons can be friendly, he STILL hates dragons. But we also know that there is a GIANT chunk of dragon root in the middle of Mildew's cabbage field. So all of the dragons that were around his house were probably a lot more aggressive than the average dragon, even after they made peace. (Of course, that doesn't account for everything and he's still a weird musty jerk but I just thought that was interesting)

[toothbrushfingers]

Hiccup: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Mildew is walking in this room.

Astrid: *wheeze*