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this is my new obsession and y'all have to deal with it!! (if y'all want to see a character-specific post or just more of a certain character lmk and i'll do it! i am for the people.)

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

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What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

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- Lester/Apollo in ToA, probably

I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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Clone Wars but every time the imperial march plays it’s Ahsoka, Fives, and Hardcase following Anakin around and playing it.

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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Can’t sleep. Thinking about serially-abandoned Annabeth waking up one day to her best friend and boyfriend just … gone. And knowing KNOWING he didn’t just up and leave her. Something is wrong, somebody’s taken him. But she can’t prove it, and no matter what she does, she can’t find him. But the. THEN it turns out not only were you right! He didn’t abandon you, he was taken! YOU were also the ONLY ONE he remembered the whole time!

(And now you’re back at mortal high school and you can’t tell your friends all of this even though they don’t think Percy is that impressive. For the first time in your life you need to shut your mouth. Gotta be killing her not to brag about this one)

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Already seeing the tariffs in action I think. We just marked our $29.99 rugs up to $49.99 🫠 A lot of our home shop items are getting near 100% mark ups. It’s insane.

Can’t wait for the customer complaints to start slapping us minimum wage workers in the face. I am so so happy half the country decided this was totally worth it.

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She did that on purpose

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Me, who read Magnus Chase:

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"It's been a while since we've spent some time alone." "And when we do, it's in situations like this."

HERA SYNDULLA & KANAN JARRUS in Star Wars Rebels [7/?] 4x05 — "The Occupation"

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hey guys so is anyone in this fandom still alive??? Pls I’m re-reading the books and desperately need someone to yap with.

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percy causing an earthquake when he hears about jason’s death

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Odysseus: Ask me why I love my wife.

Diomedes: Don’t-

Achilles: Why do you love your wife?

Diomedes: (groans)

Odysseus: (pulls out a 200-slide presentation)

Odysseus: I'm so glad you asked.