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Eurylochus: Odysseus-

Odysseus: Polites used to call me that.

Eurylochus: Yeah, because it’s your fucking name.

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See my thing is, I’m very sure I’m not attracted to men.

But the clones exist and kind of ruin that.

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Put on a live action rom com and I’m like 🤮

Now tell that exact same story, but make it ✨animated✨ and I’m like 😍

And if it’s a MUSICAL animation? 🤩🤩🤩

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I feel like Kallus had a mental breakdown when he realized the Rebels were just faking it till they made it, make the plan execute the plan expect that plan to go off the rails throw away the plan. Because… he was losing to them??

His whole time as Fulcrum probably flashed before his eyes because he probably had all this confidence from being able to keep up with those crafty rebels. Only to realize, they were not crafty, they were just incredibly lucky and he was not as good as he thought he was.

“How did I not get found out sooner?” - Kallus, probably

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My gif-making skills are rusty, but I MADE A THING 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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when Qui-Gon publicly dropped Obi-Wan like a hot potato in favor of throwing his full weight into his bid to train Anakin, recently-Knighted Quinlan Vos decided that he had the opportunity to be the funniest motherfucker imaginable (and earn both his friend's eternal debt and ire in one move):

he claimed Obi-Wan Kenobi as his first Padawan

Obi-Wan, while definitely pissed with his friend's 'parenting,' quickly gets behind the idea of using this to spite Qui-Gon as much as possible

the Vos-Kenobi pair immediately set out to break every single one of Jinn's records as pettily as possible, and even managed to earn Quinlan the title of 'youngest Master' when Obi-Wan was Knighted only a few months later when the Council realized what was going on and tried to cut them off by just Knighting Kenobi already

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me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news

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Palpatine: My boy, Master Kenobi is lying to you!

Anakin: ?...yeah? He does that? Lying is Obi-Wan's favourite sport. Bant told me that he was dropped on his head by Master Qui-Gon when he was a child and Master Qui-Gon was really tall, so the fall shook loose some things in his brain and now Obi-Wan is allergic to giving straight answers. It took me 3 years to figure out his favourite colour. and his birthday. 5 to figure out that he's allergic to shellfish. I once told a restaurant that Obi-Wan can't have shrimp and he told me to "stop giving information to the enemy". I've made a game of it really.

Palpatine: *muttering under his breath* ok try using shrimp next time

Anakin: what?

Palpatine: Nothing!

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Not sure what it is about northern state drivers and snow but it has finally snowed enough for the roads to be a concern (I’m not kidding it’s the first snow that isn’t a light dusting and we are halfway through February). Either people forget how to drive, don’t give a fuck, and will driving 10 over the speed limit anyway, or people will forget how to drive, give all the fucks, and drive 5 mph the whole time.

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Let me fix that…

An ICONIC little bitch

Im reading ToA!!

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PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THIS GOT WRITTEN!!!! 🙏 🙏 🙏

One of my favourite tropes in fanfic is the clones trying to get their Jedi to wear some armour. My friend however, suggested a very fun solution to the clones their issue.

Paint ball guns.

The clones start carrying around paint ball guns and try to hit their General’s and Jedi Commanders wherever they are exposed.

But just imagine they are in the middle of a meeting, and one of the clones just whips out a paint ball gun and tries to shoot their commanding officer.

“This wouldn’t have happened if you were wearing armour, sir.”

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Fun Story to Share.

I got my (now 18-year-old) daughter into Ao3 back in 2021. I taught her she should always comment - even if the fic looks old or abandoned or whatever. She did.

Well - she got this email this morning:

The fic was written in 2014 and essentially abandoned.

Bethy read and reviewed in 2021 (and was actually the only person who had commented at all).

Today in 2025 - the final chapter was posted by the author and this was her reply to Bethy’s comment.

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Never question whether a fic is too old to comment on.

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I fixed it! If you hit that fancy little “Add Label” button, you can rename it! 😃 Not on the actual map but when you search it, you will see the correct name!

I actually hate this 😀

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I actually hate this 😀

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Just got my B&N sprayed edges Legendborn book in the mail. The spine sword doesn’t line up with bloodmarked 😭 good thing I have the non-sprayed edge legendborn copy which does line up, but I wanted to donate it after I got the sprayed edge copy since I don’t need two copies. I just wanted the pretty ones.

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all three roman emperors in ToA wanted Apollo so fucking bad. they were constantly picking on lester’s appearance and trying to humiliate him because that was their only way to cope with their memories of meeting roman Apollo at his absolute hottest and wanting a piece of that so badly they became evil. Caligula would tremble like a chihuahua faced with the godly version of Apollo and he knows it and it eats him inside. idk i think about this every day

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Okay I lied. I forgot about the discount hunger games extracted commercial that was aired. I shit you not when I saw that I turned to my family and said, “so the hunger games? We’re doing the hunger games for real now?”

WHAT THE FUCK???