#might be a new fav ngl. it Sure Is Something

[orcelito]

well the end of this chapter sure makes me Feel Things

....update impending

[luffyvace]

yandere hero & villain hxh au pt2

to explain this again for those who haven’t seen pt1, Basically the main 4 & the Hunter association are the heroes and the villains are the phantom troupe!!

Request via dms by: @animerules898

Btw this is separate for each character, and bc they’re yandere they feel like the opposite side (hero in this case) want to take you away from them so they’re protective 💃👍

This is the villain one! Pt1 has the heroes! Also! These exclude hisoka & kalluto! + have Illumi! :)

Light Yandere! Themes, mentions of death/killing—Phantom Troupe stuff yk, nothing too crazy ofc!! (Here’s pt1)

Chrollo:

Ngl unless you’re scared of this man (he’s always gentle and never hurts you physically) you’re pretty much good! 👍

like I said…..physically. 😬 depending on whether or not you try to escape (he inevitably kidnaps you bc there’s no way you’ve seen the news on how dangerous he is and will decide to date him anyway- or maybe you will! What do I know..) your mental may take a hit

he’ll give you anything you want really, and I don’t hc him to punish you by taking away luxuries, he’ll just ignore your behavior, patiently waiting for you to stop acting out (if you do, like I said)

he is heavily protective over you though! Thankfully for him, he basically has a whole gang ready to help him jump any heroes who may try and “save” you! :)

pshh! Just who do those heroes think they’re saving anyway?! He gives you more than enough love and most of them are just as bad as him anyway! 🙄

anywho! These gotta be short bc the villain version has more characters 😊

Nobunaga:

Nobunaga definitely doesn’t like the heroes but oddly enough would be open to any of them “opening they’re eyes” and switching sides if they’re strong!

not to say he immediately trusts them tho! Especially around you! His beloved! He hardly lets anyone near you! Those darned heroes aren’t even gonna be able to touch you with a 10 feet poll before they’re sliced into shreds ��✋

there’ll be no “saving” you on his watch! 😒 he heavily watches over you, if he can’t he’ll have his buddy Uvo do it! (And boy you don’t dare try to escape when he’s around) otherwise, he’ll probably pay Shalnark to do it, this is VERY rare tho

he doesn’t really trust him like that knowing he’s a sadist…..but he’ll do it if it comes down to it. he has faith in the troupe so there’s no one else he’d rather go to

overall you have a pretty decent life! You always have essential needs met like food, clothes and shelter. And! Nobunaga actually does really well controlling his temper around you, so you’re pretty good! He keeps security tight so your chances of getting away are slim. You won’t be going anywhere, but ask for something and he’ll deliver!

Feitan

oh gosh….I LOVE this man but I feel for you when I say your in for it…😃

no. I don’t hc him to abuse/torture you cuz no. I just never liked those hcs tbh 😅 but I don’t exactly think he’ll be all kissy over you LOL

yeah he’s like 100% guaranteed no escape 👍 your not leaving and the heroes ain’t savin you so your best just negotiating with him

he has set rules you CANT trespass, you don’t dare to find out the punishment behind them….yes I think he would threaten you but it’d be the types you don’t know if they’re empty or not. Like the ‘you set foot past this red line and I’ll make sure you never think twice about it again’ type yk?

except that’s TERRIFYING coming from him so you never wanna test it 😭

he’s not sweet or anything but he knows what you like (he knows literally everything about you. You have no secrets) so he makes sure wherever you live has plenty stock of all your fav foods, equipment, merch, clothes whatever!

uhh good luck! You won’t need it too much if you don’t say or do the wrong things…….

Machi:

Machi gotta be one of the most skeptical ones ngl. She won’t let you within a 30 meter radius of a single hero no matter how weak they are. She just can’t risk it. If you see them you might try to ask for help, and if they see you and figure something’s “wrong” they, once again, might try to help or “save” you.

she’s always watching though, so even if that situation does come into play, they’ll get they’re neck slit by a thread that leads back a couple blocks down (to her ofc).

she’s very motherly so as long as your not a slob and you don’t try to escape you shouldn’t have much trouble. 😃👍 life with her can pretty much be almost domestic if it wasn’t for her yandere tendencies…😁

The most she would trust to look after you is probably pakunoda. She knows she can take care of someone (like with the cat she saw, she isn’t always hostile like uvogin or smth) so she’s always her go to. Chrollo would be on that list but she doesn’t wanna bombard her boss with her personal affairs n such.

Machi also keeps an eye out for other villains as well, like I said she’s a skeptic so she puts nothing past her. Looking at hisoka here ngl….😑 if he was still interested in pursuing her she’d flat out state she isn’t into him and to drop it. If he doesn’t leave it at that, she’ll ultimately decide to ask the troupe about the matter since members aren’t allowed to fight. It’ll have to be a new rule not to get into each others personal affairs or smth bc hisoka is a MENACE. 😭🗿 At the end of the day, shes still gonna tighten security on your house 😊👍

Phinks:

Phinks is another very possessive one. He’d get so angry if any dumb hero tried to save you and you’ve probably seen him kill before considering how angry he gets. He bashes their head into the ground and……yeah it’s a whole mess.

he likes to take you out a lot despite all the heroes that attempt to save you, oddly enough. He just wants you to get out and have some fun, get some fresh air! You know?? And those stupid heroes always try to ruin it!! Catching themselves tryna be a savior and what not….😤 it just makes him so angry!! Like?? you’re happy aren’t you?!

you get asked that a lot and you’d better give the right answer when he’s in that type of mood. If you don’t he won’t necessarily punish you but he’ll walk off and ignore you for a while. He’s trying to cool off, really, but now you can’t ask him for anything. Like when your mom is angry but you want something so you just go “nvm” 😭😂😂

anyway! It’s become very causal for multiple heroes trying to save you to get pummeled while you’re out on dates, so I hope you can handle some blood…😅 This probably deters you from trying to run away, even though you two go out often. Also the fact that you’re never not practically glued to his hip too.

ultimately you’ll be pretty comfortable in your life with him if you don’t run away and agree with him on his “heroes suck” rants. LOL 😂 he’s a pretty decent cook/at cleaning. He’s still practicing on cooking tho ….but hey! It’s not too bad!

I also forgot to mention he may send some heroes to his buddy Fei, just because he knows he can handle them better in the sense of punishing them 😗 And he’ll call up his buddy Shalnark to track you down if you ever do manage to get away (after that he places a tracker on you—yes it’s connected to his phone)

Shalnark:

Shalnark is like your ultimate op if you’re trying to get away 😭😭 no matter who your yandere is! Because they all go to him to track you down 🙏

so if your his s/o? Yeahhhh no you’re not leaving buddy. First of all he has a crap ton of technology, there’s no way the house isn’t practically bullet proof and you aren’t buffed with trackers- LOL 😭 it’s true tho and I feel for you 😔🙏

as we know he’s pretty sadistic and I don’t really know where I stand as to whether he’s like that towards you or not…..I’d say he’d do it more so mentally than physically, like Chrollo. Let’s face it he probably does view you as a toy, but thankfully one he doesn’t wanna break, so he takes extra special care of you.

for the record I don’t think he’d wanna break you mentally either, then you’d be no fun since he couldn’t even get a reaction out of you! On another note I think he’d realize Uvogin is a bit too rough to watch over you in the case he somehow can’t….(IDK HOW 😭🗿) but Phinks might do the trick! He makes sure you’re safe and demands authority! Plus he won’t hurt you physically! That perfect!

as far as the heroes go, your (missing persons—bc he erased all evidence of him kidnapping you) case will probably close for two reasons 1) he also erased you from the internet, scrubbing every nook and cranny of info on you and 2) he closes it LOL! Ez enough to just hack in the system and change it 🤷‍♀️

Franklin:

Franklin seemed pretty scary at first because he had to assert dominance, making sure you know where you stand and that your his, then he becomes a a sweetheart <3 your relationship is probably something like his and Shizuku’s 💗

Franklin isn’t worried about any heroes “saving” you, he knows he can fend off any that try, and he always keeps a close eye on you no matter what. Plus he made sure to drill ‘no escaping’ in your brain before he started being kinder to you. Don’t mistake that for him letting his guard down though, that’ll be your first mistake.

he wasn’t mean when he was training you not to leave, just strict. But now I think your life with him is second most domestic to Machi tbh! He’s a decent cook and knows how to clean, so as long as you don’t act up- life’s good! 🤗

as far as who he trusts to watch over you while he’s gone, I’d say it’d have to be one of the girls, like any of them really. Machi is caring but a good amount of strict, like him. Pakunoda is just someone simply everyone trusts and Shizuku and him spend a lot of time together, so he knows she won’t forget you’re not allowed to escape lol.

if you ever managed to leave he’d for sure find you, by any means necessary. Whether he had to threaten a random stranger or Shalnark for the info or not🗿 JOKING (abt Shalnark anyway..) The most important part tho!- (😭) is that when you get back home, 1) if a hero helped you consider them dead. And 2) he’s not gonna be in a good mood for quite some time……seems last time wasn’t enough 😬

Shizuku:

Shizuku will forget if you don’t like gore/blood, and kill any hero who tries to “save” you right in front of you, every single time. Blinky ruthlessly sucks them whole as they scream and shoot into the vacuum. Or! They might just get hit in the head with the vacuum instead. Either way it’s sure to leave you traumatized if your not used to that sorta thing..

Shizuku remembers everything about you, so it’s weird to you that she forgets if you can tolerate gore or not…..you’re starting to think she’s not actually forgetting. (She’s asserting dominance). Your chances of escaping her is 50/50. Not really but let me explain. Escaping goes one of two ways: 1) you escape, find a hero and right when you ask for help they start screaming and then get sucked into her vacuum or! 2) you actually succeed in getting away! Except she tracks you down each and every time..🙂

you don’t know how she does it, and neither do I. I assume Shalnark is one way but I feel like she has other methods…..let’s not talks about them yeah? 😊

Shizuku would trust a few members to take care of you while she’s away, like Paku, Machi or Franklin! These 4 basically stick to each other since they have similar morals when it comes to their s/o

might I mention Shizuku doesn’t necessarily hate the heroes or anything. She only cares if they attempt to “free” you. Then she kills them..otherwise your life ain’t half bad! Enjoy 🍽️

Pakunoda:

Pakunoda is like- the best, most kind yandere in the troupe. 😭💗 she lets you do whatever as long as it’s not escaping or harming yourself. You can go outside (only with her). She buys you whatever you like and indulges in your hobbies. Okay, she may be on Machi level domesticity….maybe more 🤭

Pakunoda trusts Machi most with taking care of you, Chrollo would also be an option for her if he wasn’t her boss. But she knows Machi will get the job done 👍

You can pretty much be genuinely happy with her! You won’t see any killing and the only (mental) damage you’ll like take is being kidnapped 😭 But I do gotta mention the fact that she won’t hesitate to put a bullet in the brain of any hero who dares to “save” you

she dislikes, not hate, heroes only because the try to take you away, acting like they could treat you better than her 🙄✋ She won’t kill them in front of you, thankfully! But she’ll be sure to borrow a favor from another member of the troupe! 😁 Or she might do it herself! If Machi is watching you and she’s out and about, might as well look for that idiot who calls himself a hero! 🤷‍♀️🤗

your not escaping bro 🗿 give it up. Ngl you probably can’t genuinely escape any member bc they have Shalnark + connections, etc. Anyway she has some security but will probably tighten it if you ever manage to get out. She’s not very strict though, so she’ll see it as you just wanting to be able to go out more 😭😅

Bonolenov:

Bonolenov is another that doesn’t kill in front of you because his way of doing so is long ranged and dangerous. Soooo he just remembers their face and name! 😀 bro got a hit list 🗿 On that note he’s another who doesn’t have much of an opinion on heroes. He just dislikes how biased they are.

he will ask if you wanna live in a traditional Gyudondond house and eat they’re food. He won’t be offended if you say no, so don’t say yes thinking he’ll get mad, and end up regretting it later if you don’t like living like that 😭

it’d probably be easier to have security on a traditional house anyway. His security isn’t super tight or anything though, he just keeps an eye on you like Franklin or Shizuku. He loves spending time with you so that’s no problem really.

he loves to teach you his traditions and talk about them with you. He’d be a bit offended if you expressed disinterest in it (😭) but he’ll get sad over being angry, lucky you.

If you ever escape he won’t be mad or anything, he’ll just take you back home and keep a closer eye on you. He doesn’t necessarily blame himself for not watching you, but he doesn’t get upset at you for trying to leave either. He’s pretty patient, so at least that 😅🤷‍♀️

your life’s pretty decent I’m ngl 👍 I hope you like Gyudondond food tho…..

Uvogin:

Uvogin is physically the scariest 😬 because 1) look at the dude- if I got up in HIS house the next day I’d be shivering my timbers 😭😭😭😭 and 2) even if he’s not trying to hurt you, he might one day….and you don’t know how soon

he will absolutely pummel heroes trying to save you. He despises them for trying to take away his precious, but he also has fun (😭⁉️) beating them up

he can’t cook or clean….and likely makes a mess out of your house all the time, on accident ofc. So you will probably end up being the one doing all the domestic stuff 🤷‍♀️🗿

your escape chances with this man is 0 and probably your attempts too 😭😭 THANKFULLY you’ve never made him mad and your not trying to see him mad either 🙏

definitely has his buddy Shalnark keep an eye on you for him. So Uvogin + Shalnark = you’re never going home bro 🙏🗿 On the bright side he does like to take you out to places sometimes! Mostly to boast about how wonderful you are while killing the heroes who have been trying to save you for m o n t h s 😭😭😃

um your life is very spontaneous and honestly..? I HOPE your gonna be good 😭👍

Illumi:

Illumi is another one you’re not gonna be able to even manage ONE escape ATTEMPT with 😀 Especially since Killua ran anyway? Nah your not gettin outta this one 😔

VERY strict and overprotective. I can’t decide if he or Feitan is worse? I think they’re matched…😭

Even leaving your ROOM is an adventure at this point 😬 Food is served to you on a golden platter and you have anything you could ever want (that he deems safe) buuut you might have to go through some pretty intense training bro….YEAH you heard me 😭🙏 No weak Zoldycks bro..that include YOU!

it’s not the type the Zoldycks get since birth but it’s still pretty scary considering you either train with Illumi whenever he’s home or one of the butlers. If you’re already strong, lucky you! In fact it’s highly likely! I can’t see Illumi falling in love with someone weak….

anyway heroes probably don’t even TRY to touch the Zoldycks so being saved is not an option. Unless Killua or Gon find out abt you, or you were apart of the main trio to begin with, nobody else is coming to save you……..Telling someone you ran away after getting kidnapped by a Zoldycks is just gonna scare them away anyway 😭😭😭

100% puts his nen needle in your head so you don’t run away. ☹️😬 He’s not that bad of a boyfriend…(ok yes he is)

Kortopi:

Kortopi doesn’t seem too bad! He clones your “dead body” when he kidnapped you so if you ever manage to escape it’ll be a shock to the heroes and your family 😭

if you don’t escape you’ll be presumed dead, so no one’s gonna come save you 😬 all according to his plan ofc! That makes things way easier for him, he wants a peaceful life with you, and he doesn’t exactly have combat compatible nen, so if the world thinks you’re dead, that’s perfect!

he can clean better than he can cook, he’s still learning on that part..but bear with him because he’s ACTUALLY not too bad of a boyfriend

he is a good listener (no. he won’t listen if you plead to be set free) and loves to chat with you! Will indulge in your hobbies and get you things of your interests too! :)

the biggest down slide (besides being kidnapped-) is you can’t go out ever again because the world thinks your dead 😭😭he keeps you updated on the outside world at the least..🗿

has some (a crap ton) security measures he got from Shalnark. He doesn’t wanna risk you leaving because he isn’t the best fighter + then the world would know your alive and try and “save” you

Hope you enjoyed your hcs!! :) 🩷

[catnatch]

another souyo fic rec list!

this one is exclusively for fics that have never made it off the badbadbathouse/livejournal (to my knowledge/memory). I have my big ass list of every single souyo fill, but this one is curated with summaries, so hopefully it'll be useful to new p4 fans or anyone who doesn't know where to start with p4 on lj!

(these are all from bbbh, so the main post text for all these will be somewhat suggestive, but I will separate sfw fics from nsfw)

SFW fics!

Sunday, 7:43: I've mentioned before but my absolute fav P4 fic <3 even the prompt is the sweetest: a ficcy about the precise moment Yousuke realizes he's in love

Domesticity: Yosuke gets a gray hair :^)

Name That Tune: after Yosuke gives him a mixtape, Souji surprises him with the song he likes the most-- it goes exactly where you think but the buildup is still so good :') this one I feel like I did see on AO3 but I can't find it again if it is

The Frog in the Well (or, Yosuke and the wind.): character study of Yosuke's connection to his element (okay not so souyo but it's got such fantastic use of language...)

Sick Day: good old fashioned sick fic :') actually more of a ensemble fic rather than purely souyo, and the peeks of characterization therein are choice [warnings for vomit]

Cook the Food, Not the Kitchen: teaching the IT to cook- another ensemble fic! but souji def has plans for Yosuke in this one ;) unfinished but very amusing nonetheless

Façade: in order to go out on a public date, Souji elects to disguise as a girl. i like fics where they work thru their issues... but it's still quite fluffy! this one miiiight be on AO3 or ffn

One Way to Start the Morning: Yukiko and Yosuke talk about being in love with their best friends... as much as Yosuke can admit it anyway. realistically awkward but genuine Yosuke and Yukiko friendship, hooray! [warnings for one use of slur]

Whisperwind: Yosuke gains telepathic powers and it's too much (a sorta Carrie au). very surreal but well done horror fic (there is souyo but as you can imagine, it doesn't end well) [no smut but it is very gory so think maybe R? instead of NC-17; major character death]

Contact: souyo's relationship through touch. wonderful sense of tension and space throughout this fic, and i love viewing their progression thru one specific lens

Breaking Up is Hard To Do: Yosuke confesses... the night before Souji leaves. once again the genre is souyo/working on their issues. excellent, naturalistic dialog and not too angsty...

[untitled]: souyo told purely from other character's perspectives. unfortunately unfinished; we really need more outside pov fics !

A Special Report: "I like my women like my coffee" ngl rec-ing purely for Souji's answer ;D (nothing explicit but as u can expect from the prompt, suggestive jokes abound) also sports club trio ftw!!

NSFW fics below cut!

Play Time: Souji likes Yosuke's dick- even outside of sex! i am SUCH a big fan of casual, almost boring intimacy. adult in the best way, funny and so so domestic

The Last Breath We Take: sometime after Yosuke dies, Souji is sure he's being haunted. more bittersweet than outright sad :') (also the nsfw is very indirect and light) [warnings for major character death]

A Night Like This: Yosuke's dad finds out Yosuke's dating Souji and does not take it well. Yosuke isn't a complete pushover (but he is still a sad boy) so that's refreshing! [warnings for abuse]

Bruise My Head: Souji gets a bit fat and meets up with Yosuke years after. flashbacks (one is the short nsfw in this fic) are interspersed in this future fic, and it's an interesting examination how they might change and what stays the same (and how there's always something to work on) [warnings for eating disorders + brief self harm mention]

Technique: Yosuke totally knows what a blowjob is. totally. (smut that doesn't go perfectly >>>>>)

Its a Hard Life: Yosuke falls on hard times, becoming a prostitute and gets a regular who looks very familiar (it's Souji's dad). listen, I'm not gonna pretend that this one isn't carried by pure DRAMA and whump [warnings for dubcon + noncon]

Unfortunate Timing: souyo are having phone sex when Nanako has the WORST timing. Souji's dilemma is supremely entertaining, and we love bratty!Yosuke [warnings for Nanako? she's not a part of/aware of the sex per se but she's in the vicinity if that squicks you out]

Experience: Kanji learns a thing or two from established souyo. the Kanji pov is an interesting angle to view souyo and how well they work together [warnings for dp]

I HAVE NO DUNGEON, AND I MUST TROLL!: Yosuke has a personal blog- very personal- that starts getting hate from one anonymous Souji. this fic is unique for presenting the lj/comments true to life and there's a lovely floaty style to the offline sections; this fic is also an interesting look into Jerkji, who we don't see often in fan characterization anymore [warnings for manipulative!Souji; eating disorders (adjacent); dubcon; suicidal actions]

and finally Sympathy Crime even though pretty much everyone already knows about it AKA the fic where Adachi manipulates Yosuke into a relationship and it takes a tole on the investigation. heed the warnings of abuse, rape, torture, and suicidal thoughts/attempts seriously as the fic goes in depth to depict these, the horrifying effects, and then recovery. It does not pull any punches. The fic really understands how anyone can be susceptible to abuse and how important a support system/lack thereof is. It is incredibly well written- and that is in part because it has a message about horrendous acts of abuse. Additionally, it's a 200k+ (i think) word read so it is A Lot. Sympathy Crime is 100% not for everyone, but if you think you can tolerate reading the subject matter, there is a reason why this is a monolithic fic in P4 fandom history

[chocobje]

Here are some stat for Cory the compass(ngl- he might have been my fav toon oc-)

Cory the compass(Rare)

What dandy have to say when buying:he quite friendly with everyone!(Well- except for me...)

Requirements:1500 ichor,50% research on twisted Cory, Explore 3 different maps

Movement:⭐⭐⭐⭐

Skillcheck:⭐

Stamina:⭐⭐⭐

Extraction:⭐⭐⭐⭐

Stealth:⭐⭐⭐

Personality:Cory the compass was a scout with the disability of being blind but despite that it doesn't stop Cory to travel the world and going on an adventure,he's filled with curiosity and like to try something news and like to get along with everyone, he's always prepared for every situation and will guide other to safety and away from the danger

Ability (passive):"Echolocation" This toon can highlights the twisted and toon if they're nearby this toon and walking towards this toon. This toon will be guaranteed blackout every floor does not affect other toon

Trinket:'match box' highlights your surroundings, cooldown of 7 second

Twisted:he has lost his way back home slowly but surely driving insane by the ichor influence, before he was fully consumed he ask the other to chain him but unfortunately now he has broke free, try not to cause to much noise around him...(So basically his mechanic is similar to figure from doors you have to like stay still also you will have the noise status when around him it ranged between to green orange and red with red being the most noise you make he'll be alerted by your location another thing you can do to make him away gather like three people and run around him at the same time he'll get annoyed and run away from the noise, airhorn work the same pebble bark to so he won't go near you-)

He's such a unique Toon! I love the design he really does look like he's ready for an adventure :D

Interesting how when playing as him every floor would be a blackout, it's certainly a disadvantage but his stats make up for it.

I can see him also being a distractor although it might be difficult with the blackout thing-

I like his twisted mechanic, it'd be difficult to stay still if there's other Twisteds around

[solarwynd]

First of all love the muse - me + us concept

Secondly do you remember the whole "this is our song" thing Dior had going on? Do you think me + us ties into something there?

I also read this theory on twitter that I adored that each song would be colour coded against the rainbow and closer than this would be purple aka track 1

I also wonder how the truth untold ties into all this. Someone mentioned how Yoongi released his version of life goes on and wondered if Jimin might do something similar? What are the chances of that do you think?

I liked the teaser a lot. The aesthetic we start of with was reminiscent of Face / LC but then the light switches on when Jimin takes out the song and it switches to a colourful white and purple combo. Do you think it's signalling us leaving face era and moving into muse era?

Also based on the description I'm expecting a lot of different genres this time. We didn't get r&b in face and it's one of Jimin's faves so I think we'll definitely get one track of that. But I'm reaaaally hoping for some edm related or rock / rock-ballad related tracks too

I love all the theories I saw floating around today but the rainbow coded track one is my favorite and would definitely make sense considering the teaser was very *borahaed* down with the purple lockers. (And if he’s going backwards *ROY G BIV* I’m claiming track 3 cause that means it’d be blue coded and that’s my fav color)

With the Dior bit, it’s possible and with TTU…ngl I kinda got tired of that song during the LYS tour. Like when it first dropped and I listened I thought it was pretty but it got old to me after some time. That being said it could actually be him doing that. Jimin would rework it, I’m sure but I’d honestly rather new songs across the board. Cause I never really got yoongi putting LGO on Dday either. But we’ll have to wait and see.

Jimin’s used exiting rooms into brighter spaces for FACE and MUSE now and I do think it doubles as a metaphor of him entering his next chapter or discovering more pieces of himself along the way in each subsequent room (which is why I strongly believe that there’s gonna be a third album since that teaser still has him in a room before he seemingly *goes outside* but really only if there isn’t already an MV in MUSE that shows that)

And Jimin did say he wanted to explore more genres. A lot of people are speculating 70s off the album cover and since he did 80s synth so masterfully with LC why not? I really would love if we got some traditional RNB from him. That and Punk Rock/Trad Rock are my top 2 wishes from him.

[jils-things]

Wishing Ekans also a good beak, take care! I enjoyed the little (indirect) conversation hehe :3

also NEWS FLASH MOUSE SI HAS A NAME. It's Euphemia (Effie for short bc I think it's cuteee annnd idk imagine almost everyone calling her Effie and only Naib keeps calling her Euphemia because he likes that more hjkhdjkl)

Aryon, Irene and Euphemia would get along I'm sure! I think Euphemia wouldn't even notice when Aryon tried to pickpocket smth from her hjkhfhkk and she's looking confused at Irene, asking “something wrong?”

AGHHH Euphemia is looking at the stars saying “Beautiful, right?” and Naib replies “yes, very beautiful” WHILE LOOKING AT HER I'M HJKHFDFJJ 🧡🧡 THIS MAKES MY HEART BEAT SO MUCH I THINK I WILL EXPLODE

Irene and Naib remind me of Mabel and Dipper - I haven't watched much of Gravity Falls but I know that sound in which she's like “uh oh somebody's in loooove” and he's like “pfff yeah sure. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about her” and then it cuts to him in bed, wide awake PFFFTTT

OH OHH YOU KNOW ALREADY? 👀 YOU EVEN THINK NAIB IS LIKE SOME OF THE OTHER F/O'S WHAT Ahhh tbh the only similarity I found for Naib and my other favs is… some of them also have long hair and some kind of ponytail fhjkkgfgjk I think that says a lot about me

I thought at first I might already gave it away with the detective conan skin because… that character of the skin is literally mentioned on my f/o list and I'm not sure if you'd remember that and I haven't seen any other selfshippers with an f/o from that source jkkhklgfj ANYWAYS I also think it's super nice talking to you and ngl it brightens my day a bit and makes me super excited hehe 💚

OH? No time to look at your husbands pinterest? But I'm sure there are lots of nice images on it worth looking at :]]

Hjjgfdh don't look at my pinterest it's constantly growing why are artists drawing Naib that pretty oughhh

BTW LOOK

https://www.tumblr.com/mirshroom/629119160230756353/late-night-doodles?source=share

It's ur husband and my stargazing partner your brother :]

-🐭 anon

EUPHEMIA!!!!!! EEEKKK THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY NAME. even if her nickname is presented i still want to call her euphemia because i love reading it... it sounds so charminggg!!! NOT HIM CALLING HER BY FULL FIRST NAME BECAUSE IT ROLLS OFF HIS LIPS NICELY EHUEHEUHEHEHEHEHEH he brushes it off as him being "polite and respectful to a stranger" BUT NOOOO HE JUST LOVES TO SAY IT SOOO MUCH HEHEHEHE (the accidental siblings calling her euphemia ehehehehehe)

EUPHEMIA JUST TILTING HER HEAD, CONFUSED LIKE, "did something happen?" (IRENE IS HOLDING ARYON BY THE EAR, ON THE VERGE OF SCOLDING) (aryon is quietly going "ow ow ow")/j WHAHHAHAHA THEYRE SO SILLY EYYEYEYEYE

WE ARE COOKING THE NAIPHEMIA (IM CALLING THE TAG NOW /J) DYANMIC CHAT!!!!!! HE IS STARING AT HER AND SAYING "yea... beautiful..." HEHUEAHUEAHEHAAHAHOH HES SO INLOVE OH LOVERBOOYYY BTW YES THEY ARE SO MABEL AND DIPPER CODED OMG WTF i was just watching the show recently and CACKLED at that scene... naib thinking abt her that day be like.... the stargazing took him out so bad heuehuehhehehehe EEEEEEE

OH MY GOSH I THINK I DEFINITELY KNOW WHO YOU ARE JUST BECAUSE OF THAT DETECTIVE CONAN MENTION, AND TO BACK UP MY ARGUMENT WITH NAIB BEING SIMILAR: perhaps its just my general advantage of knowing naib well and comparing him to the other characters: i can DEFINTELY say he matches the vibe with the other charas. trust me. im his sister i know/jjj EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

SQYUEUEUEUEUEUEE YOURE LOOKING FOR FANART HERE TOOOEJEHEHEUAHAUAUAUAUAA I LOOVE LOVE LOEV NORTONS BASEBALL SKIN YK ITS SO?!?!?!? ITS SO ATTRACTIVE ON HIMKFLDKKLFKLKD i can imagine cheerleader irene just going eeeeee nonnon ure doing so great ilyyyy (he is dying /pos) WAWAWA SORRY JUST WANTED TO PUT IT OUT THERE i am horribly SMITTEN by his skinsssss💚💚💚

[m1ckeyb3rry]

YOTD>>>>>> yess the colors match so well with the new theme!! Love it sm

Stop because a lavender character would be so nice….or even periwinkle or lilac….ugh I’m also quite partial to hioris colors mainly because that shade of sky blue is literally just my fav LMAO I love the contrast of Nagi’s coloring and his aura color too!!

LMAO FR ok but true I know they only ever show him playing fps games but I always imagine him just playing all types of mobile games idc he fs plays subway surfers candy crush angry birds geometry dash etc

No literally…also it’s funny when you think about your characterizations because in my mind that’s not even fanon that’s just their canon personalities LMAOO I’m ngl I made like 0 progress HSVSJS started the first episode got sidetracked and didn’t return but I will continue today!! So far it’s just a bunch of Isagi talking and lowk not sure how to feel but maybe it’s just because I got too used to the sub LOL

LMAOOO if you ever write something for Barou I will 100% eat it up!! So true us having a whole convo with green flag Barou and the snow story and now his colors really has me on the Barou hype train LOL I’m putting in a vote for that idea from the second thoughts dump…OR if we just need him out in the miraverse him as one of the wingmen is also one of my fav ideas we’ve discussed LMAOO

Yeah the whole drooling thing is not my favorite LOL there’s no way Karasu wouldn’t make it but Aryu being above him in ranking is insane like HUH???

OOOOH IM EXCITED I wonder who it’s for hehe…also curious about the wc LMAOO

- Karasu anon

yona of the dawn on top!! i need a reboot that catches up with the manga sooo bad omg anime studios stop exclusively picking up shitty shounens GET YOTD BACK ON SCREEN 😩 truly one of the best animangas ever

RIGHT like let’s play with some purples…some more pinks perhaps…actually lowkey they could def do more greens too i think?? like more of a mint shade vs an emerald color…kaneshiro hire me to color your characters i’ll do such a good job omg

no because i know in my heart that he ACTUALLY plays the facebook mom games like he’s def on level 14,000 on candy crush and block blast and whatnot 😭

yeahhh the isagi monologue threw me off a bit but oh well we do what we must for new bllk crumbs 😭😩 and YAYY i’m glad you think that 🤩 omg no because barou…literal need 😰 HAHA i’m between barou and chigiri from that request!! because lowkey misadventures w chigiri would be rlly fun but also barou 🤤 we’ll see what the vibes are hehe

i have no idea how aryu is ranked so well considering he’s a defensive player…the only thing i can think of is aiku and lorenzo are making him look real good 😭😭😭😭 i think it’s crazy that ubers is the only team where the defensive players have high bids as well…maybe it’s because their ng11 player is a defensive player so they actually understand the value of a defensive system and bid accordingly whereas bm and pxg (those are the only teams w bllkers that are primarily defensive) are more offensive heavy so they’re only giving high bids to players that are scoring goals

i’ll keep it a secret so you’re surprised when it drops 🤭 but you will like it i’m pretty sure…it’s tiny though!! like actually less than 5k for once LMAOAOA i don’t usually go too crazy with requests i feel especially because most people think 3k is long for a request response 😭 i usually am between 4-6k for requests and then occasionally longer if the prompt or character REALLY sticks out to me (like fwtkac with karasu and the plot of seabird in general) so i hope people are satisfied by them 😩 i have two where the request is just for a character and not a prompt (one is karasu or zantetsu and i think we know who i’m picking…the other is kiyora!!) so those ones might end up longer just because i can do whatever i want with them LMAOAO

okay wait before i conclude this relatively short response and get back to writing…guess who got a gagamaru request 🤩 accumulating side characters right and left HAHA 😏 this is my new brand at this point…forget being a nagi lover my pinned should just say “side character enthusiast”

[rrxnjun]

yeahhh its pretty cool ngl😎 WAIT THATS SO CLOSEEE:o I WILL MAKES SURE TO WISH U THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS!!!!! and the feeling old part is so relatable cuz every time i'm reminded that i turn twenty i feel like a grandma👵 (and my hobbies aligned with it as well lmao)

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD THIS WEEK!!!! i really hope school doesn't kick ur ass!!!!!!!! AND GOOD LUCK WITH THE FINAL!!! IM SURE U WILL DO GREAT!!!! im anticipating summer even more now lmao

aahhhh man☹️☹️☹️ i hope u will be able to go next year!!!!! they should put vienna back to the cities they go to istg if not i will fight them!!!😠 i genuinely don't understand as well so many bands/singers went to vienna so it's really????? like what changed that they don't visit it anymore????

I LOVE THAT SONG!!!! but seeing edits with it is actually heartbreaking and especially now with context of the situation💔💔 LMAO I SAID THE SAME THING WHEN I WAS IN MY JIHOON ERA!!! and i can assure u it will not be better he will always be in ur mind lmao like ever since last spring he never left my brain so good luck😄👍 I WILL NEVER STOP SUPPORTING IT!!!! u know i will support u in everything u write🥳 and especially with what u want to write uknow 🥳 u shouldn't contain urself (and i may be selfish for supporting u in this cuz i really want a good fic/drabble with him lmao)

school should definitely be canceled 😠 so much stress for nothing💔💔 i hope u are doing well too!!!! have the loveliest week ever!!!!💞💕💗💗

u are just too nice i'm glad u don't mind!!! and then i might send u asks there as well 🤭🥳

(liebestraum anon🌸💘💞💕)

IT IS AHAHA 😭😭 im scared of turning 20 but oh well theres nothing i can do about it now other then accept it so 😌 thanku!!! also omg we are born in the same year then??? have we discussed this? 😭 (what hobbies do u mean btw do u knit or something 👁)

THANK YOU!!!! its one of my least fav subjects so studying for it is really hard but last semester i got an A from it despite fucking up the exam so i think i can do it LMAO. good luck to u too!!!

also thanks hhhh im honestly losing hope atp 😶 the main issue is i dont have friends w the same music taste so i dont have anyone to bring 😭😭 if i did maybe even budapest could be realistic but oh well maybe if i wasnt a lonely bitch 🙄🙄🙄 /j

IS THIS A THREAT STOP SJSJSK i started watching ygtb right,,,, and its gotten even worse. I see him on the screen just existing and i giggle and kick my feet like a teenager in love like what is goING ON with this parasocial relationship‼‼‼

thank u for always being so supportive i love u to death 😭‼ literally i dont deserve all of this ??? i have to repay you in some way maybe ill write that drabble after all

have the loveliest week, as always!!! xx 🤍

[gods-silliest-little-clown]

Hey bro, could you do some hcs/scenarios on how the obey me brothers/ other characters (if u want ^^) react to/ Treat a gn MC who has autism? I know this is a really weird request, but I would love to hear ur interpretation!!

Obey Me Boys with Autistic MC

Pt. 1 Pt. 2

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphigor

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: Mentions of Bullying and Violence

Pronouns: None (GN Reader)

A/n- It's not a weird request at all! I only have ADHD so I hope I get this right (I'd hate to offend fellow neurodivergents)

Lucifer

He already knew before you got to Devildom

He will ask you what you need to be comfortable and get you everything you need

I feel like he's low-key ableist in the beginning but is very understanding once he gets to know you and understand how it affects your life

He will change a few things he does for you, like be specific with requests and make sure you don't get overstimulated

Will listen to you talk about your special interest for hours on end, is genuinely so happy to see you so passionate about something

If someone is being a dick to you about being autistic, he comforts you and takes you somewhere more private and later that demon seems to have gone missing

Man is whipped for you in general so he's willing to do absolutely anything to make you happy and comfortable

Mammon

Is kinda a dumbass at first ngl

You'll have to explain it to him and tell him what you're comfortable with (like physical touch and what overstimulates your senses)

Tries his best to help you, he really likes you and wants to make you happy

Will take interest in your special interest and even participate in it (if it's like a show/game)

It's on sight for anyone who talks shit about you, you'll have to pull him away from the cowering demon who was stupid enough to insult you

Will buy you tiny trinkets and gifts that align with your special interests

Isn't always the best listener but tries his best with you

Leviathan

Honestly, I sorta headcanon him to have autism (I could be wrong about this tho)

Will absolutely listen to your special interest if you also listen to his (TSL and Ruri-chan)

Is his typical nervous self when you're around but feels more comfortable with someone who understands him

He probably has a space in his room for when he gets too overstimiulated and he lets you use it when you need to

Has a pair of noise cancelling headphones and gives you a pair when you need it

Understands the best out of all the brothers' (but he's still kinda an insecure ass sometimes)

Would like to fight anyone who trash talks you but just settles to comfort you away from the ignorant demon

Satan

Oh boy, my beloved cat boy thirsts for knowledge and you are his newest source of it

He probably has old, outdated research papers and stuff, which he's miffed about

Be prepared for all the questions he has

He's genuinely interested about neurodivergency and is happy with any information you're comfortable with sharing

Allows you to hide out in his room when you're overstimulated (I love his room it looks so calming to me)

He loves listening to you talk about your special interests, he loves your voice and is happy to listen to you

Is the most respectful of your boundaries and is excited to learn new things

Rip to anyone who says anything bad about you, he is the Avatar of Wrath for a reason

Asmodeus

He's touchy and kinda loud in general so he might make you uncomfortable but fear not, cuz Asmo is a consent king who respects your boundaries after you set them

He likes listening to you talk about your special interests and likes decorating any fidgets or stimming toys you have (he likes coordinating your outfits with the colors of your fav fidgets)

Probably not the best to go to if you're overstimulated, I feel like his room has a very strong sweet smell and is brightly lit all the time (except when he sleeps ofc)

If someone trash talks you, he will destroy thier reputation and they will be socially exiled (if you ask about it he just says "well they shouldn't have said such rude things about my darling MC 💕")

He's pretty sociable so you're definitely not the first person who has autism that he's met but you're definitely his favorite

Beelzebub

He doesn't quite understand but he's a silent gentle giant so he is pretty chill to be around

If you explain it to him, he kinda just nods and offers you food

Will absolutely save/not try to eat foods you like or can handle the texture of

If he eats your safe foods on accident, he will apologize and get you more

Likes eating out but will settle for takeout in his room if you are too overstimiulated for it

If anyone talks shit about you, he will comfort you and later, he will just straight up eat them.

Belphigor

Probably knows about it (a tiny bit) from Satan or Leviathan, or his time with humans before the Celestial War

Will try to help you without making it noticable

Drags you away to cozy, quiet places when your overstimulated

Has very soft textured stuff and let's you calm yourself down with them

Despite his ability to sleep almost anywhere, he understands when too much noise can become overwhelming

If you're comfortable with touching, he'll ask to hug/cuddle you as to not make you uncomfortable

If anyone trash talks you around him, they're very stupid and now very dead

A/n- I apologize if I got anything incorrect so please just tell me what was wrong and I'll correct it, thank you for reading <3

[thatlowiqbabe]

Hi! I was wondering if you could write something for HoO boys being your boy friend? Also, do you think it’s possible for you to do a trans (ftm) hispanic demiboy? Thanks!

Oh yeah sure! As a Demi-Boy it's my duty!

This is over 900 words so there's gonna be a part two (sorry bout that)

HOO Boys with A Hispanic!Demi-Boy! S/O

Frank Zhang

"Wait your a demi-boy? Like cause you're a demi-god orr"

"Oh okay, totally unrelated gotcha."

You probably came out to Frank after the Son of neptune, scared you'd never get the chance to tell him.

He asked some silly questions but obviously accepted you! He would do more research via internet but demi-gods and phones don't mix

(What do you mean he's been asking other trans demi-gods how to better understand, you obviously got the wrong chinese-canadian shape-shifting son of mars)

Anyway he loves you, and tries to switch pronouns often ❤️ (if you use multiple)

If you're ever feeling dysphoric, he'll turn into an cuddly animal of your choice to make you feel better.

Will turn into a bear and (threaten to)  eat a transphobe

(They probably taste funny lol)

(If you're bilingual) You, him and Jason sit in a circle and speak in spanish, canadian french, and latin, knowing damn well y'all don't understand each other.

Y'all be looking like this

Don't even try having Thanksgiving with him

"Happy Thanksgiving!"

".... I'm canadian."

"Oh, uhhh happy thursday then??"

Like sir, do you want some turkey or not?

Jason Grace

"So wait, if you're a demi-god and a demi-boy do they like cancel each other out?"

"I- baby no—"

"Can I call you God-Boy?"

Y'all give him a minute, boy brain ain't right after getting knocked out so many times 🤣

Being called God-Boy does make you feel powerful ngl

You probably "dated" during hoo, and after you started dating for real came out to him.

Uses both pronouns, like every other paragraph. (If you use multiple)

If you're a greek demi-god, he loves to take you over to Camp Jupiter, and take you on tours around the parthenon and go on dates

If you're roman, he takes you out to Camp half-blood and maybe even tour manhattan!

(Gotta be a group date though, he's been at Camp Jupiter since he was 3 and only left on quests, he don't know where he going)

(If your bilingual) He'll teach you latin if you teach him spanish! It's always cool to know another language, especially if you're partner speaks it.

If you're dysphoric, y'all take naps together.

You don't have to stress, whatever's outside can wait a while, right now it's just you and him ❤️

You're his little God-Boy, he loves you

What do you mean he specifically asked to do whatever chores you had that day? Uh-huh couldn't be him 🛑🖐️ stop playing

Don't let him meet your mortal parent

Boy be so nervous he don't know what to do

"Jason, dear could you pass me the (fav. Food) "

"Yes  (Mr./Mrs/Mx.) L/n, I will have a ham sandwich "

"..."

"..."

"..."

He left with a ham sandwich and a red face

He got invited back over, so it wasn't too bad tho lol

Leo Valdez

He already knew you were a demi-boy!

You probably came out to Leo before y'all started dating, and maybe before y'all knew you were demi-gods, he just has that "yes I'd beat a bitch's ass and lose, and what about it?" Energy y'know??

Obviously you could trust him.

Will try to to use both pronouns, but might stick with one for a while before switching it up and then sticking to one again

Y'all probably talk shit about people together honestly.

Let's be honest, if you were bilingual, with a boyfriend who was also bilingual, and y'all didn't like this one person you'd talk shit right in front of them.

If you're really petty you'd make it obvious too.

If you're ever feeling some dysphoria, don't worry cause Leo got dis-for-ya!

Iamsosorry

But seriously he'll build you tiny trinkets and stuff to help you feel better

Greatifyoureahoarderlikemelol

If you want, you could help him with building, or even build something yourself!

(You: somehow builds a bomb or something equally dangerous

Leo:

)

Y'all like to make smores, and probably sing the campfire song from spongebob while doing it

(Whether it's on Leo or an actual campfire depends on y'all mood)

"OUR C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E  S-O-N-G SONG"

"Hey, you did it without stuttering this time!"

Nico di Angelo

"So you trans your gender??"

"Uh no, I'm transgender, it doesn't work like that—"

"How do you trans your gender?? Is it a like a process to get your gender trans or does it happen all at once?"

This boy a whole boomer, lord have mercy 😭🖐️

Growing up in early 1900's he doesn't really understand, but he'll try.

If he feels like he's bothering you with too many with questions, he'll go bother Annabeth instead.

Uses both pronouns, despite not knowing how you can have more than one. (If you use multiple)

Will do his best to get rid of any internalized transphobia he might have. Even if he grew up around Bianca, it was a hateful time back then and he might have biases.

You're dysphoric, but how??

He understands how dysphoria works, as much as it pains him to know that you're hurting, he didn't understand how it could effect someone like you.

You were much braver than he was, not being outed and actually coming out on your own. You were the man you said you were and more.

Sometimes y'all just lay down outside under a tree and he'll sing to you.

(Y'all know I'm talking about Soldatino don't even play)

Those days can go from bad to okay to great, depending on what y'all do afterward.

Sometimes y'all go out to eat at McDonald's via shadow travel, and I hope you got cash cause the seven gonna want some too lol (this includes Rachel and Will btw)

"So you're ordering (big af order) to go, for just the two of you?"

"We're eating for nine."

"No baby we're eating for eleven remember?"

Cashier, who's just trying to earn they minimum wage:

I don't know how to end this lol

Um part 2 will be out soon, maybe like a day from now if I don't forget lol

Thank you for requesting! I hope it was up to your standards, if not then I hope you enjoyed it anyway, cause I enjoyed writing it!

If you're interested in my writing pls request, I only have one other to do so it might be done soon!

Also, I hope Leo's bilingual hc isn't offensive in anyway. I'm just realizing how rude that may sound. If it is I'll write a new one. I'm not bilingual but if I was that's what I'd do. Again, I hope I didn't come off as ignorant on that hc.

[oneoftheprettynerds]

Check ups: Bucky x Doctor!Reader

Genre: Fluff, cuteness and awkwardness.

Pairing: Bucky x Doctor!Reader, James Buchachan Barnes x Doctor!Reader 

Summary: I’m bad at these so probably gonna write something here later.

Also based on this right here, ngl. I wrote this for an anime character and sort of just edited it for Marvel. It’s one of my favs ever.

Bucky had never been so awestruck in his life, never had he encountered such an angelic face with a smile so bewitching that even Satan would be tricked himself had this girl shown him the enthralling curve of her pink lips.

He was now extremely grateful to Steve, instead of being pissed off like he originally was, when he deemed it absolutely necessary for him to get his health checked regularly after he almost bled to death but didn't notice it as he was too engrossed in online shopping for Alpine and unknowingly made his way home instead of getting his injuries checked after a mission.

Today was his monthly exam, and when he was told there'd be a new medical doctor attending to him, he didn't think much of it.

Now he was pretty sure, this new doctor would be all he could think about.

You stood in front of him, having just entered the room with a medical file that the nurse fetched from the computer showing his medical history and some vitals the nurse checked some while ago.

Your eyes didn't leave the file, his eyes didn't leave your form.

You looked up to find his eyes on you and when you caught him staring, the tip of his ears turned pink.

How cute.

"So Mr. Barnes, your reports are fairly normal but I still require to do a physical exam myself to look for heart and lung problems. Sometimes the reports look normal but only a stethoscope could detect wheezes, or decreased breath sounds, or an irregular heartbeat, other clues to heart disease. If you may, can you please sit there and face me?" You asked while taking a seat near the examination stool.

It took so much effort for him to focus on your voice and actually contemplate the words in his mind instead of just hearing the melodic sound itself.

He nodded so fast you thought he might get a headrush and made his way as you directed.

"Can you please your vest and other unnecessary articles?"

He nodded, not trusting his voice to actually come out. He was afraid he might let out a squeak or stutter making a fool of himself.

This nervous and awkward appearance of one of the valiant Avengers in the world was flattering your own ego quite a bit. And why shouldn't it?

He quietly removed his vest and the deafening silence in the room already told you that his breathing was quite labored. You internally smirked and enjoyed the pleasant evening which might even lead to more.

As he removed his layers of clothing, his muscles showed themselves from under his dark blue tee your breath hitched the tiniest bit.

God he was sexy.

You were smart enough to not making any visible expressions or indications like him though.

He straightened himself and you took that as a sign and proceeded to check his heartbeat with the stethoscope you were already wearing.

Bucky had never been this queasy his entire life and when your hand touched his chest, he almost let out a moan.

He thanked the heavens he didn't.

You let out a hum and gave a pregnant pause, his eyes flickering to meet yours instantly, worried about his actual health now.

"Hmmm, your heartbeat, it's.....faster than average." You said with a smirk and a mischievous glint in your eyes that made him swoon right there.

He visibly reddened and he knew he was screwed when he saw your expression.

He knew you knew why.

[genshinboys]

Hey dear 😊🌸

So I just saw someone asked you which male genshin character you'd ship them with if you knew their zodiac sign and mbti. So I thought you'd maybe do that for me as well? I'd you don't want to that's fine!🙈

I'm a november scorpio and pretty much exactly how you'd imagine it. My mbti is ISFJ-T

As for my personality: I'm super witty/flirty with my s/o. I love nature and whenever I see a cat I take my time to pet it! I also just left the house to collect dandelion for my turtle at the graveyard so I'm v soft for animals in general (not a dog person though). I also bring home bees when I see them on the ground to give them sugar water (I used to bring it with me all the time).

I'm organized and I like to stick to a plan rather than being thrown out in the unknown. But maybe that's something I should dare more often? I work alone and take care of paperwork. I like being all by myself a lot it's calming and helps me to de-stress. So I guess I could need someone more adventurous that would put me out there and challenge me?

I'm into dark academia/light academia. I love psychology as you know. Books are my favorite. Personally feel the most drawn to Inazuma. My fav seasons would be autumn and winter, I actually like being cold. My test results said I'd have a cryo vision which isn't surprising, hehe.

On the other hand I'm insecure and tend to get jealous because of that. I went through a lot of trauma and need a partner that will make sure to calm me down and take care of me and listen properly. Depression hits at least once a day so someone that's able to cheer me up with their humor or calm side would be awesome. I come off as a cold ass, but I can be very soft if you get to know me better, cliché scorpio.

Thank you so much and dont forget to drink the clear sauce and have a rest! Don't forget you dont have to do this!!!💕

HELLO PRINCESS 😘

It was a difficult one, ngl

I would ship you with Kazuha. He, just like you, has very close connection with nature and he would be more than happy to drag you with him for all sorts of tiny trips or even bigger adventures! I know you're the home body type and you prefer being alone but he will take you out of your shell while respecting your boundaries. You'll not feel that he is forcing you to do anything, quite to the contrary, his mellow and sensitive nature causes that you actually want to accompany him because it is all so new and therefore exciting. He fascinates you and you're drawn to him like a magnet.

Kazuha, being very observant, knows when to leave you alone to your thoughts, to let you think and recharge your batteries. He, more than anyone realises the importance of self-introspection. However, he won't let you sulk in the corner for too long, expect him to come and surprise you with a soft peck on the cheek and a sweetly murmured haiku that he has just written for you 💕

He is very romantic and dedicated. Kazuha won't let you feel jealous, always ready to prove his feelings for you by the smallest of things, but how meaningful. He can be cheesy sometimes but well, isn't that part of his charm? 🤭 Let him recite these poems for you, hold your hand while he takes you out for one of your walks around Kazuha's homeland, kisses you breathless under the shadow of the sakura tree when you least expect it.

You need his spontaneous nature and child-like curiosity that will open your eyes to new possibilities but also will very often put a smile to your face. Depression with Kazuha? I don't think that's entirely possible. This short man is the walking image of posititivity, calmness, stoicism and he always tries to see the bright side of things that have happened to him, even though it might have been awful. He will listen to your problems, good and bad stories from the past, will let you vent and you will find yourself pouring your heart out for this caring and loving man. Kazuha will always offer a word of advice that you will cherish and remember.

Intimacy between you two? ❤️ Oh, dear me. *blushes hard* 🤭 you two can be quite intense, no? ❤️ Kazuha will love your flirtatious advances and let me just tell you that he will be exceptionally responsive to whatever you do or say. Although he might appear innocent he definitely isn't lol 😂 he will be a passionate lover, not afraid to explore your sexuality and ready to satisfy all of your needs. The chemistry between you two is just through the roof *fans myself* honestly, what are you waiting for???? Go and collect your man 🤭

[moon-nymphet]

break up ;; haikyuu ♡

in which suna, kuroo, oikawa and bokuto help you get through a break up 

warnings: none 

suna ♡ ; 

not the best with words (when it comes to comforting) but he’s surely the best at comforting and calming you with his actions. i mean, if suna notices you are feeling down he’ll drag you to the nearest bed and cuddle you until you feel better, stroking your hair as he presses his lips against your temple. i don’t need to say you’re his soft spot and that he doesn’t mind physical contact with you

are you looking for someone to vent to ??? you are in the correct place !! suna is the best at listening and giving advice, he’s a pretty mature guy and has experience with relationships, so you can be sure he’ll try his best to keep you down to earth even if he has to tell you something that you’re not going to like (he does it in the softer way possible tho)

first thing he told you was that you could stop by his house whenever you felt like it, even if it was 3am. so it’s not necessary to say that suna and you are practically glued to each other for the next months, hanging out at each other’s houses all the time. you feel so happy knowing that suna always finds time for you, you feel that someone truly cares about you 

he’s always looking for new things to do together, so rin will probably teach you how to skate if you want to learn, if not, he’ll bring you to the skatepark with his friends to make sure you meet new people. suna will also text you “im here” randomly and pick you up at any hour of the day to have an ice cream together 

kuroo ♡ ;

worries a lot about your mental health and makes sure you keep “functioning” as a person, which means he’ll bring food to you and help you take care of yourself when you’re not at your best, showing up in your house to check on you when you less expect it and dragging you out of the bed

kuroo won’t let you be bored for a second, he’s always taking you out to the arcade or the cinema so you are distracted from your thoughts. also, he always has an interesting topic to talk about so you can be talking to him constantly without getting tired 

if you’re next to him and you’re raging about your ex, expect kuroo to rage along with you because he hates that mf. it’s a sure thing that rooster head will end up making you laugh at the things he says about your ex, he always finds the most original and funny ways of insulting him/her

if needed, kuroo will have a serious talk with you to make you realize there’s more after your ex and you can’t let this bring you down. all in all, he wants you to know your own worth, and he’d do anything to make you feel better 

oikawa ♡ ;

the most attentive person ever, he’s always thinking of ways to brighten up your days, even if it’s by bringing you a small gift that reminded him of you when he saw it or by having nice words for you such as “you look so pretty today y/n-chan” while you’re out there looking like a dead rat that has been crying all night

i’m sure this mf makes the best plans out of them all, such as going shopping with you (if you use the puppy eyes strategy he might even buy some clothes for you), doing face masks together or taking you out to have dinner on a friday night. due to this everyone thinks you are dating oikawa, and ngl the boy might even say it’s true but wathever

won’t bring the issue up unless you want to talk about it, and believe me oikawa is a whole different man when it comes to this. he’ll fix his eyes on you as you talk, listening thoughtfully and holding your hand in his as he nods at everything you say, trying to show you that he really cares about what you’ve got to say

oikawa will try his best to be a good friend and leave his self-centered personality apart when he’s with you, what i mean is that he’ll make it all about you. this is something that may surprise others when they see it, but it shows how much of a good friend he is

bokuto ♡ ;

literally the sweetest baby, it’s heart warming to see how much he cares about you. bokuto is constantly checking up on you and texting you sweet words that could bright up your mood in a matter of seconds 

a lot, and when i say a lot, i mean A LOT of physical affection. random hugs, head pats, cuddles and kisses on your cheeks or forehead, he just wants you to feel loved and cherished because you truly deserve it (if you’re comfortable with it ofc)

always joking around just to make you laugh, he wants to make sure that he hears you laughing at least once a day and even if it looks like a silly thing, it’s very important for bokuto 

babies you a lot, he even calls you his baby owl when you’re feeling down. if you need him you just gotta text him, he’ll be at your house in a heartbeat with your fav snacks 

[the-acid-pear]

I did my homework and i did my chores, time to tackle on the third book of this series, Son of Ogre

Chapter 1

Okay but the fuck is Baki planning to do if he stops fighting? That's literally all he has, he's not smart

WOOH THATS A BIT REALISTIC

PREHISTORIC ELEPHANT?!

King just went to have a snack. Also FUCK does that meat look tasty FUCKKK

This baby so cute 🥺

I'm so glad Yuji is doing stupid hilarious shit again it had been a while

Congrats on Baki for that mantis

Chapter 2

Who tf is this kid?

Poor kid lmao, i assume he will meet Baki

Look at my boyyy

HSTSRFAYDF DON'T CALL HIM A MANLET

Imagine Baki actually kills this kid HSJDYSSHCBT

Third comment with a ton of likes is "we do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious"

Chapter 3

AH SHUT UPPP KIDDO

But i like Baki memeing a round a lil

Chapter 4

🥺🥺 that's so sweet...

HELLOOOO STRYDUM MY GOD YOUR TITS GOT FATTER SIR 😳😳

Yujiro is such a fucking threat to society lmao

I love seeing Baki with his eyes open, he's looking more like his old self

Oh, shadow boxing incoming, alright

Chapter 5

Yuri? 🥺 /j

THE RETURN OF IRON MICHAEL?!

Chapter 6

I love how there's our silly little mains after every cover LUV em <33

Baki just dissociating his ass out and using it on his favor, the king

Why is Baki eating sour prunes aren't those meant to be sweet?

We all salivating

Chapter 7

Love to see there are even more swears there now

I can put my face next to my foot too tho

FAGDRJSEHARD YUJIRO CAN BEAT THE CANCER HOW ICONIC 😍

Also i would LOVE to see Yuji fight an Orca

WHAT?!

I love how everyone in the comments is calling out Rumina for not seeing issue going down to a dark hidden basement with a shirtless man older than him

Chapter 8

"piggy back me" USHSYFLFUDSY

This fight is going to be good

Chapter 9

Imagine Baki dies right here right know against an imaginary mantis lmao

Okay Baki getting damaged makes sense but the WALL?

Baki's dead (GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SAID THAT)

Ffs it's true Baki COULD create himself a stand 😰

Chapter 10

OH FUCK IT'S TRUE

Chapter 11

This fight is so boring i had to take a 6 hour break

Baki just can't win against nature eh

This reminds me of Garland pulling a suplex on that Anaconda

Chapter 12

I can't wait for the main cast to ACTUALLY appear, instead of just, you know, them in the covers

This fight is slow but cool but slow

To fight a mantis you must think like a mantis 😎

Though it's true in this manga you will most likely win if you steal your opponent techniques so

Chapter 13

I MISS IGARI FUCKKK

This is so dumb i luv it

That mantis be swearing lmao

Love it when Baki goes full Yujiro

Chapter 14

TOBA...

Holy fuck do mantis fly?

Secret Chapter?

Is this how Yujiro got born?

Idk girl i would have killed him if i was you

WHAT.

I KNOW THOSE FROGS THEY ARE FROM PUERTO RICO I THINK

I might just be sleepy but this is so confusing

AKSHSKGSKSGSJSG JUST KILL THE BABY IT AINT THAT HARD

Chapter 15

GAIA...

Why is he like this?

Is "he" with us right now?

...gotta admit that IS true...

I love Strydum sksgwhwg

Yujiro really went XD

I don't think my man Arun in the comments is aware how gay what he said is, though maybe I'm wrong

Chapter 16

GOD THESE FUCKING COVERS MAKING ME SO NOSTALGIC, LOOK AT SPEC!

ANIME KENNEDY?!

I can't believe Bush is dead

AN ASIAN BOY HAS JUST KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT...

8 of January? My god he's a Capricorn

I'm sorry, what?

LAHQIGWKQFWKSFWIWG 😭😭

I love Baki so much, THIS IS THE KID THAT I MISSED SO MUCH

This explains why Baki was in prison clothes in the anime teaser

Chapter 17

BIG NUMBER

That one mf like 😐

Glad Baki is 18 now at least 😌

Love to see Oliva back

Chapter 18

This page not even bothering to charge the pages anymore

I'm sure there were better ways to go to jail, well, actually, no, but still

Toba used to just chew that off

Baki did that mantis hit you in the head too hard?

I. I watched way too many prison movies and shows. I don't like seeing someone as young and pretty as Baki in such a place. I rlly don't.

Chapter 19

Yanagi baby i miss you...

IRON MICHAEL?!

Mfkhsjsys 😳🥴

Eh got my hopes too high

CHE BAKI PIBE... LA PUTA MADRE NI ACA ME ESCAPO DE MIS COMPATRIOTAS

I hope he swears too i want to see a boludo o pelotudo PLEASE

I mean para pelotudos lo veo a Yujiro todo el tiempo pero igual JSGWKEGWG me pone bien argento ver al Che carajo

Chapter 20

HE SAID BOLUDO SUAHWKWGAKSGSKSGSKGD

I can't take this omfg new fav I'm sorry Doppo but he just said boludo 😭

Pendejo is more used as pibe here but i will let it pass bc idk the lingo in Cuba and he spent some time there so

Why don't i speak like this too ffs? All i do is say eh and call it a day

He's cocky enough to call anybody any age pibe so I'll let that pass too

Por favor no lo hagas che sksgwj

Chapter 21

Che, pibe, it's a good day to die...

Chapter 22

GSHAGSTSG he should have said "no boludo"

I'm falling in love with this boludo myself

That's talented and brutal

OH RIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THAT

Chapter 23

Hm that's, cringe

YESSS HE SAID PELOTUDO

OAHWLGWKQFSKSGSJS SIII ROMPELO TODO CHE, ROMPELO TODO POR DECIRTE YANKEE KSGSSJGS

Honestly i too get pissed off when called American or European, though i won't throw shit to Baki, he's some random 18 yo japanese boy, no way he would recognize latinoamerican lingo lmao

King shit Baki boy

Chapter 24

Oh that's why he's called Jun Guevara, that's fair

I like how they are mixing a bit of truth and a bit of lie it's fun at least

Chapter 25

I like how they are drawing nipples now, occasionally

I can't wait for Viêt to complain about propaganda in the comments

OH SHIT

😳 :Y

He's sooo nice 😍

Chapter 26

Only three? You mean the third is... 👁️👁️

HAHA YEAH YUJI-CHAN <3

I can't believe he works for the USA I'm crying and shaking rn

What a progressive manga, the three strongest and most dangerous men and none of them are white 😍

GET HIS ASS BAKI

Chapter 27

Why is this guy sweating sm?

LDYDYSUGFUDT BAKI PLS

I like how the only time Baki was willing to kill a person was when he thought Sikorsky had hurt his girl

Chapter 28

I feel like Ian will die

Man i love how Baki is drawn in this book

Ffs i called it, i have watched way too many prison things to know how shit goes down

I have seen these three before in fanart but I'm curious to see what they can do

Chapter 29

Their faces remind me of Doyle

OH I CANT WAIT TO SEE EM IN THE ANIME

ASSHOLE DON'T CALL ME STUPID 😢💔

I'm gonna struggle to tell em apart but i think I'll manage

Okay I'm not the only one who thinks they look like Doyle, fair

Chapter 30

The mouth vs Yujiro when?

Someone mentioned the have the same vibe as the dudes that worked with Gaia and like 👁️👁️

Chapter 31

Lmao someone in the comments recommended the same thing

These three must be great at sex (sorry)

KSHALDHDKD NEW FAV COMMENT: "go to Japan and look for the word "defeat". That way you won't feel cocky anymore"

Chapter 32

Hehe hello Junnn~

KSHAKDHKWGS

La luna

Chapter 33

LOS TRES...

Okay that's funny, hocico instead of mouth (hocico is used for animal mouths)

I'm so glad i know Spanish

The two things that drive me insane and make me ramble are Doppo's beauty and this stupid argentinian

OSHSKWGSKSG

Chapter 34

Imagine he's doing that illusion thing Dorian did

With his own blood, that's so cool...

Hoho...!

I did that once when i had a terrible nose bleed, didn't go well

Chapter 35

This book is fucking boring NGL

"now that you got no more urine left in you"

AH.

GAHDYR LMAO

Chapter 36

HO THAT TITLE, PLEEEASE I NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO HAPPEN

HHH he kinda cute...

Oww :(

JDJSJFRGAJ

God piantao is an old word i had never heard it before

AND he took a piss.

LOCO NO SEAS HOMOFÓBICO NINGUNA MINA ACA ES MEJOR QUE ESTE PIBITO TE LO ASEGURO SKSGSKGSJAAGS

Se me cayó un ídolo y yo que le quería dar 😔

ÑSHWQLSGOSGDKW

Let's see if he lied to Baki about just liking eh /j

Chapter 37

I luv Oliva lol

AJSGSKSLAGHS BAKI SNAPPED

I too wonder where the fuck Kozue is

Chapter 38

LSHSLDGSLSGSIEG

He is jealous of what you two have, it's normal, el Che just rejected his love after all ;/

Oliva is a king

OH A HANKERCHIEF I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNDERWEAR SHSGS-

Oh shit Oliva is like 45?! He looked so young

Te fuiste a la mierda, Che, el chabón estaba siendo re bueno con vos

Baki is just dead

Chapter 39

I love how realistic Che's fear is, he's rather smart, though not this time

POOR GUY AJSGSWJW

I didn't realize Che said "what more, it may be a woman!" but to be fair they ARE in jail so

Chapter 40

I'm feeling kinda bad for him ngl

I feel happy for him tho 🥺

Bruh they added one page after the ending of some naked anime girl tf 😐

Chapter 41

These prisoners having fun is kinda sweet

YO INSANE

Bitches be complaining about Maria's looks are just jealous 🥰

Chapter 42

Damn she lorge

He loves fighting naked eh

Only valid person is the one saying Oliva deserves better treatment which tbh true

Chapter 43

Fun fact i wear my jacket like El Che too, unless it's too cold

El che with the hair lose is so cute bro,,,

Something something fingering joke

Sikorski could fold a coin too

I bet the bandana will break

Chapter 44

I would have just fallen on top of him, how is he gonna counter that, eh?

Oh that super fun to know!

Oh the good ol dirty technique, i have seen this one before!

Chapter 45

NOOO MARIA DON'T DO THIS TO HIM

This fight is super cool tho i love these two characters

Chapter 46

They just keep changing the rules i think Itagaki is just flexing at this point

LAAOSFKAGSKAGSKAF???

Baki wants his protagonism back

I'm getting pissed off they keep putting semi naked underaged girls at the end of every chapter 😐

Chapter 47

Bruh just realized, the mouth got so hyped as this new cool villain and they died in their first appearance 😭

His damn bandana...

[yoichichi]

Bunny’s 200 follower event

request: hi hi!! i just saw ur matchups event and i’m super excited... also idk if i’m doing this right 👀 but uh could i have 2 hq matchups? ☺️ i’m a cancer and most likely an infj! i am pretty loyal to people i’m close eith, but otherwise, i’m kinda quiet and closedoff with others. i’m also pretty sensitive and empathetic when i can be 😖 oh! and uhh some of my hobbies include journaling, crocheting, and hiking/walking. now, as for a s/o, i really admire determined and thoughtful people!! (part one ⛈) (part two ⛈) i also like people who are on the more quiet side, but ngl, i love people with a bunch of energy too... so i mean, i could go either way 😅 and uhh i would NOT like a partner who is too cold or insensitive... or anyone who is too immature 😳 oh, some things i didn’t mention before: i’m kinda short (barely 5’2”) and uhh yeah idk if that means anything loll 👀 anyways that’s it :D tysm!! congrats on 200!! 💕

a/n: I’m happy you’re excited!! And don’t worry you did do this right lol! Thank you and I hope you enjoy! I’m also officially adding you as ⛈ anon so this will be easier for you to track :) hello ⛈ anon okok enjoy lol

Warnings: slight timeskip spoilers!

Reading your request, you have been matched with...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Sugawara Koushi

Ok so hear me out, YES he’s a Gemini and yes you’re a cancer but this is so perfect on all other levels

This mf has to be one of the most determined and thoughtful people I know

Not to mention I think he’s the perfect balance of quiet but also energetic! And he has company that match both so he’s able to match your energy any day of the week

He’s also not quiet in a boring way ya know?

He will tease you lovingly, but in private cause he doesn’t want anyone getting the wrong idea that they can tease you too or something

He’s also mature in a genuine way, like understanding of other people’s perspectives type mature

Not that faux I’m a dude type mature

Ok anyways onto your relationship

He will shamelessly ask for a crocheted scarf, mittens, and sweater

And he WILL wear them

They can be a set or not doesn’t matter his heart might actually burst if you give him anything of yours that you’ve crocheted

Pls he has a scarf you made him when it starts getting colder outside and one day a kid in his class asked about it and he was so 🤩

It took everything in him not to talk about you and your scarf all day

He simply told them his spouse made it for him and yes every kid immediately wanted one ☝🏼

Your loyalty and dedication to the relationship would mean a lot to him and he’d always be doing his best to show you he is just as dedicated

I feel like he’d do that like trying out your hobbies with you!

He’d totally sit and let you teach him how to crochet and then try his best to make you a scarf it does fall apart the first try and it does defeat him a little but boy is DETERMINED to make you a mf scarf

Ok I’m sorry enough with the crocheting LMAO

He’d love taking afternoon walks with you!

I could totally see you guys taking a little walk around the block or at a nearby park after you’re both off work and just catching up with your days and then making dinner when you two get home

They’re the highlight of his day :)

His students would know probably so much about you LMAO

You bring him lunch ONCE and you didn’t realize his kids would be still be in the classroom and they’re immediately bombarding you, they are also calling you by your first name LMAO

“Hi (y/n)~~~!”

“Oh my gosh can you please~~ make me a scarf!”

“Yeah me, too!”

“Wait wait look what I made you!”

It’s a stick figure drawing of what you think is you and suga on a piece of construction paper that’s your favorite color, why suga told them that you don’t know

Your hair is also rainbow because, they’re children LMAO

And Suga’s just standing there like 🧍🏼‍♂️

But it’s very sweet and it warms your heart to know that he’s always thinking of you :)

Your vibe reminds me of...

Another suitable match for you would be...

(づ￣ ³￣)づ Akaashi Keiji

He’s a bit quieter than Suga for sure, but with the company he keeps - I mean cmon Bokuto? - he’s CLEARLY ok with being energetic or at the very least being around energetic people

Ok with akaashi you’re not getting rid of Bokuto let’s address that first, you’ve just gained a new bestie

He is ALWAYS fawning over you two when you’re all together

Candid vids of you guys are basically all his private snapchat story is at this point

He’s really your biggest fan it’s so sweet, allbeit overbearing at times but he means well ❣️

I’m sorry,... I’m bringing up crocheting again...

If you crochet akaashi anything you have to make a second one because Bokuto will want one too I’m sorry LMAO

SOmtimes he doesn’t fully grasp that not everything involves him in the relationship, he just loves y’all

He wouldn’t cross boundaries though he’s not like that :)

Ok moving on from Bokuto LMAO

You two are that quiet, really gorgeous couple that scares people asjdkskajs

Like seeing you two together in public and you’re both so quiet but OBVIOUSLY love each other with the way you’re so physically close in proximity and the way you keep looking at each other

You two communicate with just your eyes ALL the time, like y’all will basically have full on conversations

You’ll be tired and want to go home to cuddle, and you’ll just look at Akaashi and the two of you will exchange a few glances before nodding your heads and your walking out hand in hand bye

It scares Bokuto

Anyway

PINKY HOLDING

I do see him as a big hand holder in public but he’s also insecure about his hands :(

So I feel like he’d have a habit of holding your hand and then letting go soon after when he gets insecure, and lord help him if his hands are clammy oh no

But you’d be so !!! No let me hold it!!

So you’d just latch onto his pinky one day when he goes to pull his hand away and just share a look

So now pinky hand holding is the norm

Ok he’s the kind of guy who would lowkey like how short you are

Like it’s perfect for cuddle dates

His fav is to lay in bed with you in between his legs and your leaning against his chest, and he’ll rest his chin on top of your head or just hold you there in general while you watch movies on his laptop

Your height is just so convenient for him

Also lowkey loves having to grab things off the top shelf for you and won’t change his habit of putting things up there so he can still grab them for you

One time tho he came into the kitchen to see you climbing onto the counter to grab something from the top shelf and he thought it was cute at the time until he had a bad dream that night about you falling and getting hurt somehow absjskakjdjd

Suddenly things are a bit easier to reach around the house...

Also a guy who loves walks :) early morning ones to school were his favorite cause they always started his day off ~right

Your vibe reminds me of...

I hope you liked this!!! I’d love to hear your thoughts! Good day ⛈ anon!

Requests are open until February 26th 8:00 pm PST

-🐇out

[loseyoutoloveme]

will you do a song by song review for life support? i really liked the ones for sweetener and thank you next!

oh absolutely, i’d love to! thank you for asking and being interested 🖤 all thoughts below.

the beginning:

this was such a great way to open this album, it’s so cinematic and really sets the mood so perfectly. one of my fav instrumental intros i’ve ever heard.

9/10

good in goodbye: “you put the over in lover, put the ex in next.”

the lyrics are so wonderfully corny and i’ll love this song forever, like the chorus is literally just so fun to sing along to.

i do think it feels a little... shallow compared to the rest of the album, and the album being released so long after this song came out makes it feel disconnected from the rest. but i love it so i don’t care.

7.5/10 

default: “i know, i know this must be coming for me, i swear, i swear i will be the end of me, the end of me.”

this song is just sooo...... OUCH!

i’m obsessed with the way the chorus just SOUNDS like an emotional spiral, like her life falling apart, like falling into a deep depression, and then the outro builds like destructive racing thoughts.

also i never noticed the wave crashing and the bubbles at the very beginning until really recently, and i love that little touch. the whole song feels so underwater. cloudy and fuzzy. it does a good job of depicting certain symptoms of various mental illnesses.

8.5/10

follow the white rabbit: “is it haunting, baby, that i’m wanting, baby, that i’m wanting, wanting you?”

i actually was fully not expecting to like this that much based off the snippets she’d shared, but omg this left me WEAAAAK on first listen, which was the best surprise

there are definitely so many layers to these lyrics too, despite it being just a bombastic sexy toxic love song on its surface, particularly when thinking about the album as a commentary on mental illness, and some of the breakup/love songs as metaphors rather than straightforward love songs. definitely about infatuation and toxicity and perhaps knowingly entering a bad relationship as a bad coping mechanism, a way to avoid dealing with your pain or (as we see in effortlessly) a way to just feel anything at all.

9/10

effortlessly: “i hold my breath to breathe, hurt me so i feel, used to do these things so effortlessly somehow.”

oh god this song is just a punch in the stomach

i ALSO didn’t really expect to love this one based on snippets but the lyrics are just devastating and perfect and i hope speak to anybody who has struggled with self-harm and medication.

i don’t even have thoughts on this song, it just makes me go jsn*@(#nkdasdnkasd7*@U#j2k3n

love that this is such a fan favourite. it deserves!

10/10

stay numb and carry on: “truth is it was never love, your fault if you thought it was.”

the reverse “i’ve become emotionless” at the beginning >>>

also love the “i was gin and you were toxic . . . wish we’d just stayed plaTONIC” like a platonic relationship would be the opposite of toxic. it’s such fun wordplay.

also “i don’t feel like anyone” makes me emo, she really just slid the most simple but heartbreaking lines in everywhere and you don’t notice them until they hit you out of nowhere one day and you’re like ...OH

AND THE WAY HER VOICE STARTS TO GO MONOTONE AT “i’ve become emotionless” 

in conclusion, madison beer is a vessel for god

10/10

blue: “you could be as sweet as honey but i knew the darkness in your mind.”

this is my least favourite on the album but it’s still fantastic

the lana influence is clear without being too copycat, like it’s still SO madison. sorta like lana’s video games modernized and adapted into something truer to madison’s vibe.

love love love the whole outro

glad that this wasn’t a single like it was planned to be

7/10

interlude: “would you do that shit for me too?”

VOCODER RIGHTS

this album in general is just not really for people who don’t like vocoders and lots of technical effects. i looove that she leaned into it so hard bc it’s so HER.

this song also has so much depth for an interlude, relaying the experience of feeling SO hard about people, and realizing like you’re putting in way more than you’re getting back.

the post-chorus is like... 🤩🌌💫☄️🌠

7.5/10

homesick: “these humans speak my language, still don’t understand it.”

THIS SONG...... IS MY BABY......

oh god it just breaks my heart on every listen. the image in my head is of a little girl talking to the stars.

and why does the line about her mom and dad make me wanna cry every time? i have no idea.

I BELONG IN SPACE...... FLOATING WITH DEBRIS.......

i’m sure she’s not the first person to ever use this metaphor for mental illness, expressing the alienation of mental illness (especially one as stigmatized and misunderstood as bpd) by talking about LITERAL aliens sdkjfsdfksd, but she does it SOOOOO well and sincerely that it feels like it’s uniquely hers.

the rick & morty sample is so funny and so weird and so madison. i will probably never watch an episode of that show in my life.

10000000000/10 this song is the loml

selfish: “shouldn’t love you but i couldn’t help it, had a feeling that you never felt it.”

my absolute favourite of all of the singles, noooo question about it. it’s a perfect, perfect, perfect song.

two years, alone on new years’, nightclubs, gemini... women writing lyrics with very specific details about the shitty men that the song is about... it’s everything to me.

this song will just NEVER age. every time i listen to it, it’s like the first time all over again.

10/10

sour times: “don’t know what song of mine you heard that made you think i’d want to spend the night with you.”

home with you’s big sister<3 

not the strongest lyrics, but the concept and production are more than strong enough to carry the song.

she came on this bitch mad as hell

also love that this have been another fan favourite, seemingly??

men gross

9/10

boyshit: “don’t know how to talk or communicate, we’re so on and off, to you it’s a game.”

it took me awhile to get into this when it was a single ngl, probably because it came out the same night as evermore sjdknfsfnkjsd, but once i got into it, it became the best song ever

she’s soooo reliable with her “men ain’t shit” songs ugh

8.5/10

baby: “i’m a handful but that’s what hands are for.”

when this came out as a single it was the only thing i listened to for a solid week and a half. just an excellent song. the chorus is evvverrryttthhhiiinnnnggg.

WHAT IS IT SO CATCHY FOR?

9.5/10

stained glass: “my life’s a still fading memory of what i can’t have, and everything ’round me is starting to fade into black, but black and white is so much better, i’m learning how to hide my colours.”

i’m so surprised by how much non-stans seem to love this omg, it’s never been a fav of mine, as much as i still love it

but i’m obsessed with how different and distinctly madison it is

also this is a much more genuine take on the “pls stop being mean to me just bc i’m famous / you don’t know what people are going through” type of song than most of the others i’ve ever heard. her pain is evident, and the soft “i just might break” is just..... </3

the glass breaking and little scream are so good

she loves a good metaphor and so do i!

7.5/10 

emotional bruises: “how do i word this? was about to write you this letter, but it was just curses in cursive, you probably deserve it.”

this was definitely my most anticipated song along with everything happens for a reason, like i listened to the snippet on repeat CONSTANTLY lmao. and the full song definitely lived up.

the scribbling sound is so fun, i love her obsession with little real-life sound effects

10/10

everything happens for a reason: “i still can’t find a reason you’d wanna hurt me so bad.”

THIS SONG IS VERY MUCH EVERYTHING

again, this was for sure one of my most anticipated songs and just kjsadsdkajsm god i love love love it

i think she posted a video one time of the song over a clip of the mermaids from peter pan and it was so pretty and i still picture that video when i hear this song. it’s just soooooo hazy and dreamy and retro and perfect.

also the song on the album where she got to show off her vocals the most. she found her niche with this song, truly.

100/10

channel surfing/the end: “YOU’REBADFORMYHEALTHISHOULDPROLLYKEPTSOMEHELPICANTCONTROLMYSELFIMADDICTEDOTHEHELL”

oh my god i was FLOOOOOORED at the dear society clip. dear society was and is one of my FAVOURITE songs, and i appreciate her reasoning for not including it on the album (just wanting some space for a new song instead of one we’d already had for so long), but it did hurt a lil. i was so happy she found a little way to include it :’) rip to hurts like hell tho since she didn’t get the same treatment sjdnksd.

the channel surfing is also just such a fun concept for an outro.

and her laughing with her producers at the end followed by such a sweet calming tropical instrumental...... oooo it’s so nice, it feels like the calm after the storm.

10/10

overall, this album was just SO worth the wait, it’s so fantastic, it’s the loml, one of my favourite albums ever. i LOVE that it’s helped anyone with BPD feel seen and understood, and as someone who doesn’t have bpd but has a couple of loved ones who do, the emotions she expressed in these lyrics have helped me to understand this disorder more too. just such a special album.

most of the criticism i’ve seen of the album has been that it’s overproduced, and that’s definitely criticism that i understand, bc it IS heavy on the technical side and some people just don’t like very heavy production, buuuut... some people do! i do! madison does! and heavy production does not automatically make an album bad. this type of production isn’t something that i expect her to move away from, because it’s clearly her thing, and maybe that just means her place in the industry will be more with the heavy heavy pop fans and maybe even in more hyperpop circles. i also think it’s SUPPOSED to be overproduced; it’s supposed to be a mess of emotions and sometimes a little chaotic. she executed it very well.

i hope by the time her next album is out, people will stop comparing her to like every single artist out there. some reviewers seem determined to pigeonhole her and compare her to every female artist under the sun, which feels like an absolute disservice to me. she is influenced by many different people and they comes out in her music, as it does any artist’s because everybody has their inspirations, but her sound is VERY much her own. as someone who has liked her for years, i can absolutely feel her essence in each song and nobody else’s.

a 10/10 album and such an amazing, promising debut<3