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Masterlist

Smut / Fluff / Angst / Platonic / Other

Obey Me

Brothers-

Mammon NSFW Alphabet

Satan NSFW Alphabet

Making Up For Lost Time (Satan)

Trans BF (pt 1)

Trans BF (pt 2)

Dysphoric FTM MC

FTM Vaginal Atrophy

Poly Couplings

MC Says "Oh God" in Bed

Autistic MC

Insecure MC

Datables (+ Platonic Luke)

Poly Couplings

Autistic MC

Stranger Things

Eddie Munson

Let Me Take Care of You

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congrats guys

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like to charge reblog to cast

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fluffy sex with eddie??

with bottom reader if you do that.

maybe hes unwinding from a campaign and reader just slowly rides him and gives him a bunch of kisses?

Let Me Take Care Of You

Characters: Eddie Munson

Genre: Fluffish/Smut

Warnings: Possible OOC Eddie, Pre-establish Relationship, Smoking (Weed), Pet Names, Making Out, Porn with Plot and Feelings, Dry Humping, Anal Sex, Mutual Masturbation/Handjob, Soft Sex, Unprotected Sex, Creampie, Semi-realistic Prep

Pronouns: He/Him (if any)

A/n- Thank you so much for this request, I love it. I think this is by far the best smut I've ever written. Anyways I hope you enjoy.

It was late when Eddie finally got back from his usual Friday session. You waited excitedly for him to find you in his room. Wayne had already left for work so the two of you would be alone for the night. Your thoughts were interrupted when Eddie threw the door open.

"There's my baby boy, I missed you," Eddie beamed as he made his way over to you, wrapping his arms around your waist and flopping on top of you.

"I missed you too, but you're crushing me," You chuckle and kiss his cheek softly while gently rolling onto your side, laying face to face with Eddie now, "I'm guessing it went well?"

"Of course, you are speaking to the best Dungeon Master in all of Hawkins after all," Eddie bounced up from the bed and rummaged around his room for a bit before pulling out a pre-rolled joint he stashed for post session hangouts, "They almost got their asses kicked but managed to beat the big boss last minute. Gotta say, it got pretty intense near the end."

Eddie let out a hardy laugh while holding the joint between his lips and lighting it. The flame illuminating his brown eyes making them look amber as he focused on taking his first hit. With a deep breath, he closed his eyes and slowly breathes out a dense billow of smoke.

No matter how many times you've seen him like this, you couldn't get over how pretty he was. The way his hair framed his face, the way his head leaned back as he slowly began to relax and calm down, how soft his lips looked, he was always just so hot like this.

"Wanna take a hit, sweetheart?" Eddie offered the joint to you, taking you from your thoughts.

You give a quick nod and take it from him, savoring the comfortable routine you both have and you take a puff. Eddie sat beside you, running his hand through your hair while admiring your face. Feeling a small spark of confidence, you straddle his lap and hand the joint back to him.

With a chuckle, Eddie gently grabs your cheeks, "Open up, pretty boy," he urges as he took a long drag, bringing your face to his as he kissed you. His tongue immediately finding it's way to yours as smoke seeped out between his open mouthed kisses.

When you both finally pull back for air, he places the blunt in a nearby ashtray before turning his attention back to you. He pulls you back into his sloppy, heated kisses while you slowly run your hand under his shirt and up his chest. His hands quickly began to wander as well, gripping and squeezing your hips as he slowly began to grind his hips up against yours.

A soft moan escapes him, causing you to smile. You could feel the tightness in your pants getting more intense as Eddie grew more needy by the minute. His hands ran up your sides, him breaking the kiss only to take your shirt and pants off. You eagerly returning the favor.

Immediately, you began kissing and biting his neck while palming him through his boxers. Feeling his cock twitch against your hand, you pull his boxers down to his thighs and begin stroking him slowly. He lets out breathless moans as your hand continues at a steady pace.

Not long after you had started, he grabbed your wrist and reached for his nightstand, searching for lube, "I can't be the only one feeling good, pretty boy," finding the bottle, he made quick work of stripping off your underwear and spreading a generous amount of lube on his fingers.

He teases your entrance before finally sliding a finger in, making sure he takes it slow as he kisses you through it. You slightly tense at the intrusion but quickly relax as he pumps his fingers in and out of you at a slow pace. Your hand returned to his erection, matching his pace and intensity.

It didn't take long for Eddie to deem you prepped, he leans back and let you take control. You lift yourself off his lap as you align him with your hole, slowly lowering yourself onto him. You both let out a soft moan as he bottomed out and you slowly began rolling hips against his.

His hands grip your hips and help guide you up and down, all while leaving soft kisses along your collarbones. Soft moans filled the room as you both work towards your orgasm. Sweet words of praise and encouragement fall from both of your lips as the knot in your stomachs grow more intense.

It doesn't take long for you and Eddie to reach your climaxes, feeling him fill you with hot cum as you come onto his chest and stomach. You both take a moment to catch your breath before Eddie pulls out. He holds you to his chest and leaves light kisses along your face, "I love you, you know that?"

You simply chuckle and hold onto him, "I love you too, Eddie."

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Kellogg’s is making a Twitch channel for Tony the Tiger as a vtuber. It is the moral duty of everyone who can spare the time to do so to spam the most vile, repulsive, unabashedly horny nonsense in the chat, such that this cannot be maintained. Hold the line against the continual corporate takeover of our media. Become unprofitable.

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yeah it’s cause i’m a whore

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I am in love with Eddie Munson. He's so pretty and eccentric. I just want to hold him and rub his back while he talks about his dnd campaign and ideas. Pls make requests for this man, I am begging as a hopeless gay man

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Helllooooo is the nsfw alphabet still ongoing? :))

Can I have Mammon with D, J, V and X? :) thank you!!

Mammon NSFW Alphabet (D, J, V, X)

Characters: Mammon

Genre: Headcanons

Warnings: Clothes stealing, Praise Kink, Good Boy pet name, Edging

Masterlist

Dirty Secret

Mammon definitely has a few dirty secrets even though he's not that great at hiding them from you

He gets off on the thought of you calling him good boy, rip his dick if you actually call him that casually cuz he's running to masturbate for the next couple hours

He loves your smell, he sniffs you when you hug him and takes some of your clothes to smell when you're out with someone else

He has stolen a pair of your underwear while snooping through your room

He only keeps one pair at a time and puts them back after washing them to steal a new pair

He has a lot of wet dreams about you

You two have fucked almost everywhere in his room in his dreams

He gets really horny when you two hangout and you touch him in some way. Whether it's you ruffling his hair or cuddling with him on movie nights, he's definitely going to have a pillow or bag on his lap for a while

Jack Off

He is horny a lot and he definitely jacks off frequently

He owns a few toys to help but he usually uses his hands

Most of the time, he's jacking off after hanging out with you or if he sees you with one of his brothers

He likes to edge himself and pretend it's you that's edging him

He can go for a good hour (even more sometimes) as he begs you to let him cum

Sometimes he attaches a vibrator to his tip and turns it on low while he whimpers your name

He also jerks off into the clothes he's stole from you, he goes until they get pretty gross then washes them and puts them back

Volume

Loud, very loud

He's already a pretty chatty, loud person and in bed it's pretty much the same

At first he just groans and keeps dirty talk to a soft whisper but the longer it goes on, the whiner and louder he gets

He definitely babbles incoherently when he's about to come, he just feels so good he can't think

He begs a lot and fails to cover up his loud moans when you give him what he wants

X-ray

He's packing a decent size, about 6-7 inches in human form

I feel like it doesn't really get much larger when it's hard

Now in demon form, he's packing closer to 10-11 inches

In demon form it has small bumps along it and a ridge along the bottom of his shaft

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Hi there! I saw you requests open and I wanted to request.

Obey me brothers with a fat mc that sometimes has low self-esteem and in the past used to suffer a lot of bully from others. And how would they comfort the MC if someone made unfunny jokes about their appearance etc

(I hope this is understandable, english isn't my first language so I'm sorry if it looks confusing.)

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Obey Me Brothers With An Insecure MC

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphigor

Genre: Fluff, Comfort

Warning: Mentions of Self Deprication, Mentions of Bullying

Pronouns: None

A/n- Sorry this took so long and sorry it's really short, I hope you enjoy it tho

Lucifer

He honestly doesn't care about your size, you're perfect just the way you are and he wouldn't change you for the world

Is very protective when he learns you've been bullied in the past and always lingers around you to make sure no one tries to mess with you

Loves having you sit on his lap when he's working in his office and will softly rub your thigh/back as he does paperwork

Buys you lots of clothes that elegantly flaunt your figure (if your comfortable with it) and feels an overwhelming sense of pride when he sees you in the outfits he picked

Overall 6/10

Mammon

Is a simp and your number one hypeman

Really enjoys buying you clothes that he thinks respectfully shows off your body (if you're comfortable with that) and even buys you clothes that match him

Isn't very vocal about how much he loves how you look but will absolutely go off if you start bad talking yourself around him

Will beat the shit out of anyone who insults you

Holds you when you're upset and crying over what someone has said or if you're just feeling down

8/10

Leviathan

Is also insecure about almost everything about himself so he relates

Will try to compliment you but ends up a blushing mess

Listens to you talk about your insecurities and tries to give advice/comfort

Overall just not the greatest at comfort but can definitely relate

6/10

Satan

Is the perfect gentleman and so sweet when you feel bad about yourself

Will kill anyone who so much as looks at you wrong

Will read you poems about how beautiful and wonderful he thinks you are (that he's written himself)

Loves seeing you just enjoy yourself and wearing whatever you like

Is overall just amazing

9/10

Asmodeus

Is another amazing hypeman and literally is so supportive

Will go all out to make you feel good if you're sad or upset

Will shade and ostracize anyone who speaks badly about you

Shares all his skin care products and tips on how to be more confident

Is amazing at comforting (just be warned he will cry if you start crying)

10/10

Beelzebub

This sweet himbo loves you and your body is perfect to him

I feel like he's a little insecure about being bulky and tall so he tries his best to support you when you are feeling bad about yourself

Loves holding you and tries his best to compliment you

He definitely intimidates anyone who tries to snide you so much so that they don't even try when he's around

Likes working out with you (even if it's just you sitting on his back while he does pushups or watch him)

Is very emotionally intelligent and tries to make you feel better when you're sad

10/10

Belphigor

He genuinely doesn't care about what your body looks like, he loves cuddling you and thinks you make an amazing pillow and cuddle buddy

Enjoys laying his head on your stomach and lap and will tiredly rub circles into them until he falls asleep

Not the best with words but tries to comfort and reassure you when you're feeling insecure

5/10

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Hiii , can I request M , K and V for Satan from obey me for the nsfw alphabet? If you aren’t doing requests feel free to ignore this and have a lovely rest of ur day <33

Satan NSFW Alphabet (K, M, V)

Characters: Satan

Genre: Headcanons

Warnings: Rough Sex, Dacryphilia, Bondage, Degrading, Pet Play, Jealous Sex, Predator/Prey

Masterlist

A/n- I'm so sorry this is so late, I hope it's not too shitty

Kink

Pretty obvious first one, Pet Play. He likes it when you wear cat ears and a collar. He might even make you drink milk out of a bowl if he's feeling a bit mean

Degrading, he sometimes uses sex as a way to release some aggression and anger so he can be a bit mean with his dirty talk

Rough Sex, again like degrading he uses sex as a release sometimes so he can get mean and rough depending on his day. He knows when he's gone too far and will stop when that happens but other than that he won't stop until he's not angry anymore

Dacryphilia, he loves seeing you cry in bed. It goes along with his degrading and rough sex, he hates when you are crying from being upset/hurt but in bed he sees it as him doing a great job

Bondage, he enjoys being in control and likes tying you up and doing whatever he wants (with consent of course)

Predator/Prey, he likes being in control and feeling like a predator gives him that sense of control

Motivation

Jealousy really gets him going, he hates it. He wants to mark you as his everytime he sees you so close to his brothers, especially Lucifer

He enjoys you teasing him and initiating sex with him. It makes him feel wanted and is definitely a way to help with his insecurities (cough Lucifer cough)

He also really enjoys seeing you in a collar he's bought you (cuz of course he's got you one), it's a way to show everyone that you're his and it makes him excited

I feel like being smart gets him going lol. He definitely enjoys intellectual banter and finding someone who knows as much (if possible more) as him than he wants you in his bed lol

Volume

I feel like he's not that loud but definitely talks

He mostly groans and grunts when he's being softer while throwing in an occasional praise

But when he's rough, he's degrading you almost every second. Calling you his needy slut and telling you how good of a whore you are for him and him alone

I feel like if he's really into it, he'll growl

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late stage symptoms of a decaying democracy

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Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

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Announcement

I got tested positive for Covid and it's kicking my ass, so apologies if I don't get to your requests/post for a bit. I hope you all understand and I'll write again as soon as I can.

Edit: it's beens a few days since I got tested positive for Covid and I'm finally feeling a lot better. I will try to start getting to requests again and thank you for your patience <3