#midlife magic

[milonhossain]

Design Your Life & Thrive | Midlife Magic | 2023

[allthingsdarkanddirty]

 ALL NEW COZY PWF MYSTERY Midlife Accomplice by Lia Davis and L.A. Boruff is here!!

Universal: https://geni.us/MidlifeAccomplice

Blair Braden was retired.

Now that Pearl has succeeded in her efforts to pull Blair back into the hunter folds, Blair can no longer say she’s a retired hunter. She’s the new liaison between the shifters and the hunters.

That’s right, folks, the entire shifter community now has to come to Blair for anything they need with the hunters. Or complaints about the hunters. Or questions about the hunters. Or requests for aid. Really the list can go on. Although, none of the shifters want much to do with the hunters. What surprises her is when the hunters start calling her with millions of questions about shifters. Blair just might have to enlist her daughter as her co-liaison. After all, Meggan is half shifter, half hunter.

Blair welcomes the distraction away from the hot alpha biker wolf Maddox who happens to be her mate. The big grumpy man-baby is set on ignoring the mating pulling, which is fine with Blair. For now. Because so far her visions have come true.

It’s all going to be okay. Blair can handle anything, including unretiring, selling cursed antiques, finding ghosts, a grumpy wolf, a love-struck wolf, and a grumpy-love-struck wolf.

After all, she has a genie now, whatever the world that means.

Lily Walker’s life is full. Full of monsters, rogues, and family.

She can’t ever say it’s boring, right? Fighting paranormal creatures on a daily basis ensured not one whit of boredom. She loves every minute of it.

Then an argument and one kiss with a grouchy ginger beta wolf throws her whole world upside down. Instead of dealing with all the emotional junk, Lily throws herself into her business: hunting ghosts with her new bestie Blair.

Their first case is a poor woman who refuses to accept she’s dead, plus their social media pages are getting views every day, bringing in more customers for both the antique shop and the ghost-hunting biz. The whole thing provides the perfect distraction from Reed and his stupid kissable lips.

Seriously, the struggle. Is. Real.

Blair and Lily are going to have to come to terms with what fate is throwing their way sooner or later. There are only so many distractions in the world, even with Gil granting wishes and Grandmother Pearl interfering. All they need now is for Luci to pop in and complicate matters.

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About Lia

USA Today bestselling author Lia Davis spends most of her time writing racy romance and witty women's fiction, the majority of which takes place in fantasy worlds full of magic and mayhem. She prides herself on her ability to craft strong and sassy heroines, emotionally intelligent alpha heroes, and rich, expansive universes that readers want to visit again and again. She is the mastermind behind the bestselling Ashwood Falls Series and the co-author of the beloved Witching After Forty Series. She currently resides in Florida where she's working on her very own happily-ever-after with her supportive husband and spends her free time doting on a pack of feisty felines and her loving family.  

About LA

LA (Lainie) Boruff lives in East Tennessee with her husband, three children, and an ever growing number of cats. She loves reading, watching TV, and procrastinating by browsing Facebook. LA’s passions include vampires, food, and listening to heavy metal music. She once won a Harry Potter trivia contest based on the books and lost one based on the movies. She has two bands on her bucket list that she still hasn’t seen: AC/DC and Alice Cooper. Feel free to send tickets.

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[worldsokayestmagicalgirl]

*clears throat* *pulls out pitch pipe* why do I only wanna draw you when you CRY

I can’t believe I’ve never completed a full picture of Amoré & Agatha, since she’s another NPC I tend to yoink for AUs a lot.

Anyways, this is the first addition to the character scrapbook that I never got around to drawing when it happened in session.

Amoré has a really complicated relationship with her (great 10x??) Aunt. She didn’t even know she existed until her parents sent her off to get some magic items appraised by a reclusive relation that lives in the woods.

Within half a day of being there, she got hit with the knowledge that this woman now has full guardianship duties over her. Despite the fact that Amoré had only seen her parents as a convenient but minor annoyance for many years, it still completely blindsided her that they could make this decision at all. And without her finding out until she was already out of the Estate.

This woman she barely knows somehow holds all the authority to strip her of her family name & status. She declares that Amoré has failed to perform well on a task she set for her, bringing into question her worthiness as the next heir to the Bellridge Legacy. She suspects that Amoré has lost her connection to her Angelic Guide, & is forcing her to face the reality of it.

Also…she stole two highly trained Bellridge staff & gave her Sylphi as collateral, which Amoré did not hesitate to make it known she found it to be “not a fair trade.”

After their first night in Agatha’s home, Amoré’s old nightmares begin to resurface after a few months of deceptive peace. And now she is torn between shoving away this woman who pokes mercilessly at her most tender wounds, & leaning on her as a source of support as the only person who could probably guide her through her broken Guide connection.

Too bad Amoré is allergic to asking for help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bugwolfsstuff]

I made a greek myth based Sims 4 save and omgs since I moved out Demeter to raise Persephone everyone in the main household has been barely getting by😭😭

How the fuck was her gardener career making more money than Zeus's lawyer career, Hera's part-time babysitting job and Ares' military career combined

At least Hestia has the excuse of all her wages as a teacher being put into her failing restaraunt

Until i made toddler Hermes (formerly named Trevor) wander over and 'trade' the cow (toddlers cant trade the animals so really Ares did it) literally the cow and what was left of Demeter's garden were singlehandedly keeping the house afloat

[nurbrotheadfull]

Ever so often I think to myself "I would've been so much better off if I was born with a dick" but then I remember that as an aroace-spec person who wanted to become a priest as a child I would most likely be a Roman Catholic priest so maybe I would not have been better off

[mcbitchtits]

weird day but small victories.

1) opened up my office's website to discover my profile now says "sr associate". this means literally nothing except perhaps i get to put two more letters on my resume. but the nice part is maybe it means the next project i move on to will get a better position? who the fuck knows. this industry is a mess.

2) went to dinner with friends and one of them made a pastafarian joke, and it was so unexpected and i literally have not heard anyone reference that in the wild for years, and it was very cheerful. RAmen and happy friday.

3) the waiter recognized my shirt and complimented it:

other friend called it "a deep cut", although i really don't think it is!

relatedly, yesterday i had another stranger compliment a completely different shirt i was wearing from Hometown Touristy Thing, so that was kind of wild too.

[rronanllynch]

sebastian and edgar have me SCREAMING

[tamorii]

Hello everyone !! There is no new art so enjoy some reblogs of Genshin cheebs that I hadn't reblogged yet :)

In other news, I just finished the last update of chapter 3 of my webmanga Skeleton's Curse and I'm now hard at work on a short story for a Magical Girl anthology that I'm participating in! Exciting times !! I'll post a sneak peek here sometime soon :D

[thedragonagelesbian]

Cyrus goes grey SO so young and also uses a cane post inq

[magdalene-spirit]

Depression & transformation, initiation by Goddess part 2/2

Phase-changes or bifurcations are preceded by inertia-suspension & delay. This is the underlying energy dynamic— the passage through the dark half of reality, that modernity tries its very best to avoid.

We must enter the void at the moments the windows open, so that we can bring new possibilities through with us-this is incubation, prior to transformation, rebirth & resurrection.

The cave, the womb, the nest, the tomb, the underworld are our symbols for the reconstitution swing of the pendulum.

Something of us is sacrificed & hung up on the world tree, the Mother, so that we enter the underworld where we meet the initiation of the Goddess, into our new phase, woven by the fates of destiny who sit at the roots of the tree-different aspects of the Goddess.

The final initiation is Self-realisation of immortality of Soul, but for this you must be ready.

[redtash]

First trip out of the house this year!

Tomorrow is really the first “normal” Monday of 2025, and we just paid a ridiculous amount of money to have our driveway shoveled, so the obvious agenda for today was LEAVING the Treehouse! We made two stops! One for food, and the other for…food. You can’t go to the grocery store hungry, after all, unless the grocery store has an appealing restaurant within. Ours does not, so we indulged in a…

[bruxbea]

idk if our last Dark Urge run was bugged or not (they never once did the Matt Berry "FATHER" dialogues when being character selected) but this time poor Dirge Lark is sure going through it..

love the idea that this decent sized group of fairly capable thinkers collectively went "Hey so the short one muttering to herself in the corner, should we bother to inform her we've elected her our leader or should we just, idk, see if she picks up on social cues?"

[olderandweirder]

Quote of the Day - July 24, 2024

Resist the devil, and the devil will be your friend. A devil is not an atheist; he does not doubt God. The faith which he lacks is faith in man. And the act of sacred magic with respect to such a devil is that of reestablishing his faith in man. ~ Meditations on the Tarot

[mentos-or-mentoes]

Hihi Pooks, I love your writing and was wondering if you would write for a Mitsuri!reader, like a reader who looks quite weak (IS FEMALE as mitsuri is a female) but is INSANELY strong and quite flexible (which breaks the stereotype of ‘women aren’t strong’). (Helluva boss x Mitsuri!reader) reader who can eat LOADS while staying fit bc yk she’s strong and exercises regularly but could definitely rival a sin with her strength and probably could do some magic with the ‘power of love’ typa shit

yes I mean Mitsuri from demon slayer.

Sorry it took me so long to do this! I had to move, then completely forgot I had a tumblr blog. And now after somewhat of a midlife crisis I have just realized that I infact DO have a tumblr blog. So ye, I apologise for keeping you waiting for so long

I.M.P & Stolas x Mitsuri!reader

Blitzo

First of all, this dude thinks your strength is HOT (take that however you want).

He thinks you're kind, yet knows that if you really wanted to, you could probably beat Lucifer himself in a fight.

Blitzo definetly can, will and has fucked around with your whip-like nichirin sword, but will stop the second you tell him to, well if its serious, if not then he'll keep goofing around untill he manages to destroy something.

He once walked in on you eating what can only be described as a 3 course meal that would be served at a thanksgiving dinner. He is both surprised, and horrified once he finds out that it is the normal amount of food for you because of your extremem muscle density.

Once tried to challenge you to an arm wrestle match just to see how he could compare, and that day he found out that you had an absolutely insane physical strength after winning with just your pinky finger. He will do everything to hide that fact

He has definetly said some stupid threat like ''My grilfriend will beat *hiccup* your ass if I *hiccup* don't'' to someone in a bar while drunk

Moxxie

Being the most realistic out of all of the employees at I.M.P, Moxxie is outright terrified of your strength.

He can and will try to keep you happy, already wanting to hide in fear at just the thought of you having a bad day.

No matter how much you re-assure him, its gonna take a while before he actually begins to think you wont kill someone whenever you feel angry.

He thinks its both impressive and weird how that you can eat so much food without even gaining as much as a miligram. He won't comment on that tho.

He is very curious as to how your weapon works. Y'know since its metal, yet can be used as a whip.

Millie

She thinks your weapon is incredibly cool, and encourages you to use it more often.

She's asked you about how well you think you'd do with other weapons as well.

Either way will still love you, regardless of your choice of weapon <3

You two are a power couple and you can't convince me otherwise (two strong women who can and will kick the ass of anyone who disrespects them in any way, shape or form).

She loves your power of love magic, especially because part of her thinks it becomes stronger with the love you two have for eachother

Loona

This legit feels like the fandom classic of shipping the two characters who are the exact opposite.

She secretly really loves your whole power of love thing, even if she says otherwise.

Has probably jokingly asked you to punch Blitzo one time because he really annoyed her.

She will blush MADLY if you decide to pick her up and just carry her around, but if its in private, she won't complain.

She loves seeing you use your strength in combat.

Stolas

Like Moxxie, Stolas is scared as fuck.

He can and will do EVERYTHING to avoid you when you're angry.

You can convince him, that you're not going to hurt him. But the last thing Stolas is trying to do is becoming bbq chicken because he decided to approach you while you were angry, so no risks

He likes how strong you are, makes him feel safe. Mostly because you'll kick the ass of anyone who dares try to hurt him.

He was surprised when your power of love wasn't some sort of magic to make others fall in love, but is quite literally love turned into raw power.

This 100% isn't worth the wait, sorry it took me so long. But hope it was, somewhat decent, am willing to do a part 2 tho

[quetzalpapalotl]

Transformers can get annoying when the Cybertronians are all "the Earth and humans are so magical and special" in the continuities that has the war spread across the galaxy. Bc is like, these guys must have seen all manner of planets, they obviously only think so highly of Earth bc is the planet the authors live on.

Which is why I think is all the more fun when in exRID/OP Optimus is all "Earth, this magnificent place that I now consider my home" and the humans are all like "shut the fuck up and leave us alone". Like, Earth is not all that special, it just happens to be the planet that was there when the war ended and so Optimus is projecting all the other planets he couldn't save and also his midlife crisis.