#michael smell

[chloesimaginationthings]

Phone dude caused an Afton family reunion in FNAF 3,,

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Crowley: You're up to something, I can smell it. What are you planning? 🤨

Aziraphale: Wait and see. 😊

Crowley: Wait and see? Do you have any idea how irritating that is? 😒

[twosoulss77]

Radioapple Concept: One day the Archangel Micheal got the news of his little brother having found a new lover, and decides to have a little fun by taking his brother’s looks, and hit on the deer.

Micheal slides on the chair next to Al to grab his waist in a friendly way. He wonders for how much time he could trick this guy. This was gonna be so much fun-

“Hey babe how-

Slam

Micheal blinked hard as he suddenly find himself unable to move, arms behind his back and a not very friendly deer on top of him. Some people were shouting, but his ears were ringing and for some time he could only hear his ragged breath coming fast. The deer must have slammed his head on the table pretty hard…

“Who the fuck are u?”

Shit how did he-

“Alastor what are you doing?”

“Boss that’s lucifer!”

“Guy’s what’s happening?where is the fire?what’s wrong with Alastor?”

“Yea and what you mean he is slamming me on a table? I mean I don’t have anything against it but-“

“Dad!”

“Sorry sweety I was just-“

Michael could see the exact moment Lucifer’s eyes met his and he couldn’t help the little grin as he easily released himself from the deer’s strong grip, reappearing next to Lucifer.

“Hello little brother!”

“Michael…”

Lucy grumbled under his breath and Michael felt a little smile form on his lips. He did miss him.

“What are u doing here”

“Can a brother not come to visit his family once every millenia?”

“Funny so now I am your family? And I was referring to you trying to hit on my boyfriend brother”

“Well I saw him all by himself, and I thought to have a little fun but”

He turned to look at Alastor, who was now leaning on the table, ears twitching, grin as tight as he could stretch it. And he could feel that the little sinner was very displeased by his little trick early. Opsie

“You spotted me. how did you know I wasn’t lucifer?”

Michael cocked an eyebrow at how how Alastor scrunched his nose up in disgust before tooking a step forward.

“You smell”

…

“Don’t you fuck touch me again”

Michael could only stare with his mouth agape, very offended, and stopped the urge to try and sniff himself.

Cause he did not smell! He was the fucking Archangel Michael for god sake!

Lucifer begin crackling next to him, the little shit, and followed Alastor, who was walking away from them at a surprising speed.

“Does that mean I smell great then?”

Alastor turned to look at Lucifer with a crack of his neck, smile more soft at the edges.

“Umm u smell like apple”

“Is that a good thing?”

“Yea u basically like drug for me Lucy. Congrats”

Lucy literally sputtered and his face was bright yellow now. Ohhh his little brother had it hard

He felt a little guilty to have tried to hit on the deer. Just a little

“Wait babe were you going?”

“Taking a shower…I feel dirty”

“I can come with you if you want”

“Fuck off”

[defunctdrone]

trying to watch LOST and how the fuck am I meant to focus when michael emerson's huge sopping eyes are ogling me like a demon kitten in search of an adoptive home to terrorise after duping them into believing it's innocent?

[by-proxy]

stinky fish get put in the tank

[baguetteslippers-blog]

I’m unhealthily obsessed with him-

[suzypfonne]

I think he likes the way Crowley smells. Look at him taking a deep breath while Crowley can't see his face. He's also probably replaying that night in 1941 when something happened.

He can feel love. Can he smell magic? Or lust?

[amagnificentobsession]

We of the Bildaddy Nation agree with Muppet Molly about our “firy” life bringing Megabitch!

*None of us believe that BO bullshit* 😘

@uziraphale can you confirm or deny any/all of the scents associated with @bil-daddy ?

[vaperarmand]

my gf was really into twilight when she was younger, i used to be a hater but now ive got the eyes to truly appreciate the movies (after going to riverdale university of camp media) so we're watching them and i keep getting humbled over and over again cause edward and bella are literally just high school devils minion 😭 sorry to every teenager I ever felt above because i wasnt into them. i realize now we are one and the same.

I’M CRYINGGGGGG. children of darkness aka welcome back mormonism. daniel’s week of torture in san francisco ‘73 aka welcome back when bella is assigned to the same science table as edward and he freaks out like she smells really bad except he just actually wants to drink her blood. rashidmand aka welcome back the cullens going to high school despite being over 100 years old.

[shiberamune]

what i think each breakfast club member smells like (this is kind of niche but trust..)

john: you know that guy reeks of cigarette smoke. he also smells like weed, gasoline, and he's probably a little musky. maybe a slight dirt/earth smell

claire: she probably has like 100 perfumes....definitely a vanilla and floral girl. she always smells good no matter what, even if she isnt wearing any perfume. she probably has a slight cherry smell too

brian: he smells....old. he smells like old sweaters, old books, like...a vintage library. i feel like he also has a very faint pine smell...i dont know why

andrew: since he is an athlete he is going to smell a little musky...but i feel like he douses himself in cheap cologne or men's deodorant. he's like the human embodiment of those deodarants that are like "TIGER STRIPE FIRE MOUNTAIN BREEZE 🔥🔥🔥"

allison: i feel like she also smells like smoke, maybe a little alcohol. she kind of smells like an antique store, it isnt something you can quite put your finger on. it's allison anyway, girl is an enigma

[tricoufamily]

random man

[pudding-fiend]

My blue lock charms and pudding cup keychains are finally here and up in my etsy shop! Really happy with how these came out

shop link

[kent-farm]

#Yes! #Well, no...#Maybe? #I don't know #Parenting is hard

—Probably Clark, Superman and Lois, "Collision Course"

[ennard-is-near]

I’m not a huge fan of illusion disks, to me they sort of ruin the fun of corpse!Michael and also are OP but they have one bit of very funny potential. Because I don’t think they impact smell at all. Just imagine a guy coming up to you, and he’s your average 5’10 white guy, looks like he grew up on the good side of town, but he smells like rot. He smells very distinctly of decaying human flesh and there’s not even a reason. He looks fine, not even particularly dirty, it’s just the smell and nothing else.

[soupmanspeaks]

Going back to the michael streamer au uhhhhhh just gonna be dumping things here lol

Idk, when he was in the fnaf 6 fire he tweeted something along the lines of "Hey guys! I won't be streaming for a bit! As I have some personal things to attend to! I'll let you know when that's all sorted out! :3"

Uhhh idk Michael teaches CC and Lizzie twitch and he makes them his mods 😭😭😭😭

You know what screw it Charlie's also mod, and It's just that one meme of that guy standing in the corner with a solo cup and going "haha they don't know I have ghosts moderating my twitch chat"

He gets a sponsorship from fazent one day which he turns down 😭

It confuses literally his entire audience because his entire platform is about the fnaf games (little do they know he has much beef with fazent lol)

when he becomes glamfred, he thinks to himself "dam, is this karma for turning down that sponsored stream?"

I think he'd do drawing streams from time to time, and idk, when he's glamfred he boots up procreate in his internal software or something 😭😭😭😭

He's always asked "how do you know that didn't happen?" In chat and he goes "don't worry about it chat"

[enthusiasteditor]

I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.

– Harry Burns (Billy Crystal), When Harry Met Sally

P.s. When Harry Met Sally is Michael's favorite romantic comedy (https://collider.com/good-omens-season-2-david-tennant-michael-sheen-interview/)