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Do you have hair long enough to make a fake monocle out of it?

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the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.

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being neurodivergent in school is kindalike being asked to swim across the atlantic ocean and when you go hey i don't think i can do this they say "that's a bad line of thinking! use a growth mindset instead :) you can do anything as long as you problem solve and come up with solutions that work for you" so you take a boat over the ocean instead and then they get mad at you for taking a boat instead of swimming like they toldyou to. every day until you graduate

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i am not usually one to repost my tweets and i dont know if tumblr is into chappell roan but i thought this needed sharing (ALSO since i originally drafted this post i went to sleep and woke up with this tweet having over 1000 likes)

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My bbg Jon fanart

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fucked up when an episode is directed by one of the actors. imagine if god let u direct one day of the entire world

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

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I'm sorry but this is just so fucking funny

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I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

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Can we please get a Homicidal Liu design please?

Here my attempt!

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Gronk pull the level

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you think writing is mostly making up rich worlds and complex characters and devising their interactions, but really it's mostly double-checking the meanings of incredibly basic words just in case you have been using them wrong your entire life. and that's ok

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why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

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had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night