#yappenings

[riddle-on-the-milk-carton]

I’m the creature in the woods and they are he villagers and every so often I’ll whisper strange nothings or throw objects at them they can share with the rest of the village

And sometimes I’ll send plagues of locusts for the sillies or visit one in their room at night and bombard them with rambling and questions

[riddle-on-the-milk-carton]

benchtrio doodles and headcanons

[the-arceo-analysis]

Was talking to myself as one does when they're a writer and man. I think I'm a tiny bit funny

Acting out a girl asking Ormr out in highschool and he's like no I'm not attracted to you I don't do that (blunt as fuck) and she's like oh....... Are you aromantic (a romantic get it) and he goes. I just. Said I don't do that

[lifeisabitch-butimcute]

I keep saying this but I’m getting back on my rosekiller shit soon on GOD. Barty and his fuck ass glasses and his newfound obsession with home goods….might make Evan graduate and cap out pickup or delivery one of these days…cannot believe I have to do work under these conditions (wanna write them)

[riddle-on-the-milk-carton]

@riversidecryptid reminded me a lil bit of ur au tubbo:3

clingyduo lore swap okay sorry

[riddles-shadowban-sideblog]

It won’t let me respond so comments but they just aren’t ready for my bodacious transmasculine swagger 😔💔🙏🏼

[riddle-on-the-milk-carton]

Tma Crossover Pt 4 (click for better quality)

[the-arceo-analysis]

its halloween! (Actually I think you live in. future so maybe not anymore but regardless) Did you dress up????!?

(I cobbled together an Ellie Williams costume I think it turned out pretty fair)

I most certainly did!!!

I went as a demon !?! I was very fancy 😋 I was going to go alone but thankfully a really sweet lady a street away from me let me join her & her friend!! I had a blast

Didn't get as much candy as last year but I did get some good stuff... But I had probably the best Halloween ever !?!!?! Sooo...

I have no idea who Ellie Williams is but I'm certain you looked absolutely dapper 🎩🎩 !!!!

[jooyeonjooyeoff]

PLEASE YAP TO ME ABOUT YOUR SEROTONIN BOOSTS!!

i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

[everotten]

i created more creatures

[aabluedragon]

Shoutout to Kim Yea-lim for voicing the Don Quixote announcer as Sancho doing the Don Quixote persona. You can hear the difference in delivery and vocal tone versus Don Quixote before Canto VII! That’s the Sancho register! It’s especially obvious when she picks the persona back up after dropping character. I hope this voice acting direction continues into 7.5 and future stories.

[ver-yappen]

Realistic Baking with Jimmy, Sassy, & Max. Drabble

Max Verstappen x Reader. Fluffy.

Max arrives home as the cats are “helping” you bake for the holidays.

~~~

"Sassy, please." You begged the Bengal. "Off the counter, cats aren't allowed here." She jumped down, knowing she was on your last nerve, but to her it was a fun game.

You sighed, now you had to clean the counter again so you could roll out the pie dough. The irritation ate at you as you wiped the countertop down with soap and water for the third time. You threw the paper towel away and turned back around, only to be met with Jimmy now on the countertop. You barked out a noise that was a mix of a laugh and a groan, walking over to the counter and just standing in front of the cat, shoulders dropped and head down.

Jimmy rubbed his head against your arm for pets and you scratched behind his ear. "Jimmy, I think I was too overzealous with this baking stuff."

"Are the cats helping?" You jumped as Max snuck into the flat, putting your hand on your chest as you turned. A smile spread across your face as your eyes met Max's. "Helping isn't the word I would use but they are here." He walked forward and wrapped his arms around you, pulling your body to his. Your arms slipped around his waist and you couldn't help but melt into his body. You stood there for a moment just enjoying each others touch.

A small 'mew' caught your attention and you turned your head to see Jimmy still on the counter, pawing at Max's arm for attention. "Ah, jealous are we?" Max asked and you smiled as you both started petting Jimmy. Sassy joined and you started to pet her.

You and Max continued to hug as you both pet one of the cats. Suddenly, Sassy wacked Jimmy in the face and jumped down. Jimmy followed, chasing her down the hall. "That didn't last long." You laughed and looked up at Max as your arm snaked back around his waist. He smiled down at you and kissed you on the tip of your nose. "Let me go change and I'll help you. I will probably be as much help as the cat's but-" he shrugged and smiled.

You jokingly made a pained face. "Jimmy, Sassy come back here, dad's going to try and bake." Max bent down and blew a raspberry into your neck, tightening his grip on you.

You giggled and tried to push away from him as the feeling sent tickles down your body. He finally let you go and you stepped back, still giggling. "Okay, go change." "Why?" he asked as he slowly started walking towards you. "I think it's time for you to take a break." You slowly stepped back holding one hand out so he couldn't tickle you more.

You laughed out of the slight panic of the impending tickles and Max was grinning ear-to-ear as he walked you back to the counter. Your body hit the counter and you had nowhere to go. "No, no, no. I have to finish this." You giggled and Max's hands held your shoulders as he blew another raspberry into your neck. A squeal escaped your lips and Max's hands left your shoulders, only to grab you around the waist. You squealed again as he lifted you up into the air.

"Max!" You giggled as he threw you over his shoulder. “Jimmy, sassy, help!” You joking yelled as Max carried you to the bedroom.

You did eventually finish the baking with Max’s help, he proudly only burnt one thing.

[foursaints]

olympics au……olympics au………oh lordy……..your brain is.so big. soo big……barty crouch jr…….figure skater……oh golly gee……

reese I'm thinking BIG thoughts about olympics AU!rosekiller

I entreat you to picture an evan rosier who has gotten adequate nutrition & exercise since childhood. his twin sister is a skating prodigy so naturally he’s put into ice sports too. they are both relatively Big Deals but she overshadows him.

as a hockey player evan is super quiet & has the deadest, calmest eyes & his pretty blonde curls get all sweaty under the helmet & he has RAGING ANGER ISSUES

but they only come out on the ice. he's 5'10 (small for hockey) and still racks up SO many penalties and always has this air of really solemn, focused concentration. no fun allowed.

i think figure skater barty somehow manages to unlock evan's anger issues and from that moment onward barty is like I Need That Strange Boy Bouncing And Moaning On It

but barty's like? so crazy about it? he treats it as a joke but barty publicly brings evan up at every given opportunity it's FOUL. he’s at an unrelated interview about his warmup routine and he’s grabbing the mic like “have you guys heard of evan rosier? blonde? famous twin sister? hockey? #13? left winger?” 

and barty expects this to annoy evan as it becomes more of a Thing. but instead notoriously stoic evan rosier??? leans into it???? just to fuck with him???

"barty crouch jr is my best friend," evan deadpans into the mic, when the CNN reporter asks why that random figure skater won't shut up about him.

and then barty has to get up there at every interview and spout all sorts of adorable bullshit anecdotes about how they bonded as children. this stranger. he accidentally played himself.

and they don't even TALK or SEE EACH OTHER but they're both very public and vocal about their deep, abiding best-friendship that doesn’t actually exist. they're actually quite combative about their fake-friendliness, somehow?

and this would all have just been a harmless running inside joke, probably, if they weren't both independently but mutually caught in the orbit of Lily Evans??? like they keep bumping into each other in her hotel room and making the most charged eye contact of all time?? ???

[bkgbstard]

i don't know if it's true but i read somewhere that said that vivinos didn't want it to be an ivantill kiss because it would overshadow mizisua (which happened) and this person said it's because they're men (which is mostly true) but i also think that mizisua love is tragic but more tender? and ivantill is more of a despairing kind of love. i love mizisua and i find them really interesting and maybe it's just me but the whole ivantill dynamic feels so tragic in a different way. mizisua is tragic sure but their love feels more pure and when i think about ivantill it's just makes me feel kind of heartbroken, like no matter what could have changed they were bound to end up like that. like truly doomed by the narrative. i fr think if mizisua and ivantill changed stories the interest people have on ivantill would not be this massive. or maybe not, since they're still. men (and that still plays a part) but i sure as hell would be more invested in mizisua (but i also feel like applies to me because im kind of a pessimistic type of person)

[skywerse]

Finch finally got a redesign that suits her more... With that, if you want to know more about my riptide oc, info below! :D

WARNING: there's A LOT of yapping

Finch, originally named Farren Van Aalsburg, stands as a 24-year-old pirate whose legacy is intertwined with the notorious ship, The Arbiter. 

Known for her ruthless and calculated leadership, Finch's mere approach to piracy would send ripples of apprehension through the ranks of sailors and even unsettle the most seasoned navy officers. The very mention of her crew's arrival was often met with foreboding whispers. In taverns, pirates would share knowing smirks over their mugs of beer, while officers would exchange wary glances. They'd caution one another, 

"Retribution's coming."

Farren's lineage traces back to a well-known navy captain, Heimer Van Aalsburg, praised for his adeptness in handling internal conflicts and hailed as one of the foremost strategists in naval warfare. Alongside his family, composed of Farren, her stepsister Hestia, and stepmother Alisei, they resided aboard a wonderful mahogany vessel, embarking on voyages from one port to another.

For Heimer, Farren was the centre of his universe, he couldn't have wished for a better daughter. Their connection strengthened, particularly in the wake of Farren's mother, Julith Ferin's passing when Farren was just four years old.

The bond between Farren and her younger sister was equally profound, they had an unbreakable bond from the very moment they met. However, amidst this familial setting, Alisei nursed a vicious, festering resentment, convinced that Farren overshadowed Hestia in Heimer's eyes. This animosity later culminated in a tragic incident that took place one, stormy night. 

In an unfortunate turn of events, Farren finds herself overboard, her desperate attempt to grasp the ship resulting in a severe injury to her right arm. Eventually, the raging waters below are quick to swallow her.

As her consciousness returns, she kneels before a colossal leviathan. The creature presents a solemn pact: it will guide her to the nearest vessel and mend her injured arm, with the condition that she accepts the burden of becoming the guardian of the seas until her last dying breath. An oath that binds her to a life on the move, forbidding her to settle on solid ground or abandon her duty. With hesitation, she agrees.

One fateful day, Skip, a hardy half-orc fisherman, discovers a young girl ensnared in his ship's nets. Swift to lend a helping hand, he extends not only a refuge but a genuine home for the girl, determined to help navigate her through the uncertain future.

Now residing on a small isle, a mere few days were enough for her to befriend a whole flock of zebra finches, who trailed behind her like loyal companions. Considering the girl didn't remember anything, let alone her name, Skip decided that the name 'Finch' would be more than a suitable choice.

Finch grapples with a zero to no recollection of herself and her family. Her only tangible link is a gilded medallion etched with the initials 'J.H.F��� accompanied by a few fleeting memories of her father.

Finch becomes a stalwart protector, earning recognition as the island's guardian. Fueled by an unyielding commitment, she gathers a crew at the age of 16. Two years later, they embark on their first voyage.

Her five years at sea culminates in a fierce clash with the navy, leaving Finch and her childhood friend, Shelby, as the lone survivors. In the wake of the tragedy, Finch confronts a maelstrom of emotions, grappling with guilt, simmering anger, and the rekindling of a long-suppressed fear of the unforgiving ocean.

"What value does a fierce pirate captain, one who commands the treacherous seas yet harbours such fear, truly possess?" - Niklaus, on their last meeting.

Finch and Niklaus have a history of encounters, each one more significant than the last.

Their first meeting took place when Finch was just 16, in the midst of assembling her crew. Niklaus dangled the promise of information regarding her family, but only if she'd abandon her oath. She refused, even poking fun at him the whole time—a stance she maintained on numerous occasions.

The second encounter, at the age of 23, followed a previously mentioned, deadly battle. Niklaus presented her an offer to turn back time, still on the condition of letting go of her oath. Once again, she refused, stating he's a fool if he thinks she'll ever give it up. After a few humiliating attempts at bribing her, he gives up.

A mere few weeks later, their paths crossed once more. This time, Niklaus proposed a lasting solution to banish her deep-seated fear of the ocean in return for a future favour. He pledged to provide a specific time, place, and a duel to be won, one she'd be obliged to fulfil, that is not linked to her oath. After careful consideration, and a few conditions, Finch shook on the arrangement (and still made fun of him the entire time).

[riddle-on-the-milk-carton]

How to Floridians shower?

Same as you dummy,

first we get nice and wet,

then we do a bump with our pet gator

Sorry for the long post :)