#mi rant im ranting

[garrandia]

second blasphemous suck ass

the only good additions that I can think of is that spikes no longer an insta kill, menu shows u % or damage/defense on items and that cool telepot behind u nothing personell kid dodge that u get uf u parry with rapier(too bad enemies and timings all fucked to do I constantly)

that's all

everything else is worse and I mean

lore what lore,bosses are not memorable and lack much of info about them, u see them at the begging cutsceme and that's all, the last boss is especially bad example,characters are info dumping u in their introduction, i need u to give me oils got me so off guard lol,item description is lacking,6 seeds of wax and however how many fevered kisses have the same description over all of them, magic is weak, the FUCKING I FRAMES ARE GONE SO WHEN U CAST U CAN BE HIT AND poof no spell, shield lady costs too much mana to cast,no control over what abilities u use so double jump/blood sand are always on, no areas where u have to use something akin to lung, no way to sequence break to have the abilities earlier, every boss after the first 3 is a rail road, most of the late game levels have fucking LOCK U IN UNTILL U DEFEAT ALL THE ENEMIES rooms that are super annoying and that bc otherwise u would be able to just dash and double jump over everything (air dash as it is now was a mistake)only 5 slots for rosary beads, no items to increase ur overall speed, NO IDLE POSE, LIKE 5 OR SOMETHING EXECUTION MOVES????some projectiles cat be destroyed some not and u just don't know,a FUCKTON OF DEAD ENDS JUST CAUSE??????.Game overall feels VERY claustrophobic even fucking Jondo is a sea shore in comparison. timing puzzles are meh, last area b4 the boss is the worst, like second half of the game is mostly corridors left right with dead ends and u no longer can just fall off from area to area sequence breaking everything.THE WALL PANELS ARE NOW SLIDING U DOWN guess we can't let the players stay on the walls 4 eva(this is one the biggest disappointments for me)Visuals are somehow bleaker?much more cartoonish definitely I dunno how to explain but the only striking design for me was the lady who updates ur viles.the menu is big and clunky,the cool singh for tears is gone now its and ugly quick event button,u don't really need stigmata mechanics the tears only would have been fine, big glowing fucking quest markers ffs what are we?skyrim???also overall not that many cutsscenes?(outside of buildings appeaernig I guess)that's probably good bc new artstyl of them is brrrhhhhhmmeee(I had the same opinion of the ending cutsene of WOE don't @ ant me but there attest it was followed by pixelart ending)this game does feel like it was made by the same ppl who made heavy, brutal,dark yet captivating and striking blasphemous 1

music is still fire tho....

[vxm1tcxre]

Me when those ED’ed people lecture me about how “unhealthy” I am because I eat junk food sometimes,,,

be so for real, we’re all actively shortening our life expectancy by like 20 years by doing this shit. In the long term, you’re not gonna end up much better than someone who eats 5 value meals from McDonald’s every day.

It’s all disordered and the fact that you have 500 c4ls of strawberries and rice cakes every day doesn’t make you better than anyone else. Get off your high horse and stop deluding yourself into thinking you’re the Regina George of 3ds.

Plus I pvrge, abuse medication, and sm0ke almost every day lmao. I promise, my 290 c4l lil treat from Dairy Queen to keep me sane is not what’s gonna wreck my health.

Anyway! this is your reminder that if someone didn’t ask for it, take your nutrition “advice” and/or m34nsp0 and shove it up your dainty self-righteous anus. Xoxo I’ll be praying on your downfall and laughing when the honeymoon phase is over and your wrecked metabolism bites you in the ass /hj

[random-ikea-drawer]

ok so i love les miserables

AND I JUST GOT TO SEE IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE NORTH AMERICA TOUR (more specifically Montreal! (yes i flew to an entirely different country to see it)) and i am incredibly attached to enjolras and grantaire so here are just things i saw that made my nails dig into my thighs <3 (not just enjoltaire)

oh my dear months old source of no big sad

this is 90% incoherent rambling (SPOILERS)

- Grantaire had long hair and a long coat i think that deserves its own point

- During Red and Black, Grantaire did the old “Don Juan” with the bottle right in Enjolras’ face (he was not impressed)

- In this same song, Enjolras got really close to R’s face during “don’t let the wine go to your brain”

- Again, in Red and Black, when they tossed Grantaire’s bottle to Enj, teasing him, Grantaire grabbed the bottle in a… way… when he was giving it back to him

- Same song 😭 Grantaire was bouncing on a guy’s lap during the first few verses

- In DYHTPS, Grantaire pulled Gavroche aside away from the students crowding Enjolras (this broke my heart, he clearly loves him and doesn’t want him to be in a war)

- “Glad to do a friend a favor” with a very suggestive hand gesture

- In the “dogs will bark flees will bite”, Grantaire pointed a finger at Enjolras, the former getting real close putting his weapon between them. They got REALLY close

- Gavroche pulled the middle finger at Javert lmao

-Eponine fucking died (i knew that already, seen every bootleg and version available, still hit hard)

- During Eponine’s death Gavroche ran onto the stage, closely followed by Grantaire being held onto by Enjolras

- Gavroche tried approaching Eponine (that’s his sister bro :()) but was stopped and held onto by Grantaire. When she died however, Grantaire quickly bent to hug Gavroche, man the grief was so clear with them both.

- After she died, everyone cleared to their positions but Enjolras and Grantaire, seemingly for Enjolras to try and comfort him, but decided against it quickly and pushed past him. Grantaire placed his hand on his chest in mock offense 😭

- When the attack was about to start, Grantaire mocked and toyed with tied up Javert. When Enjolras called for hold, Grantaire threw his arms around Javert with a “yep!” and cue the battle starting immediately when that happened

- During Grantaire’s verse during Drink With Me, it’s back to Enjolras and Grantaire being center stage. Enjolras approached him, held onto his arm and with the same hand moved up to brush R’s hair, which lead to him breaking off the contact and rushing to the other corner of the stage.

-He was followed by Gavroche, who hugged him from behind and then they both fell asleep next to each other :((

- Gavroche fucking died (i knew he did still heartbreaking) and was caught by Enj, who handed him to Grantaire

- During the Gavroche solo, Grantaire stood center stage looking to the crowd, not even flinching when the gun sounded, only turning around when Gavroche was already at the top of the barricade

- He tried shaking him awake :(( then set him down and stared at him :((

- That was until Marius fell, Enjolras rushing to check on him, making Grantaire rush to his side

- R grabbed onto Enj and they both held the back of each other’s necks,, from my angle it looked like their foreheads touched but idk if they would do that but MANNN

-Enjolras fucking died first (no wtf :(( )

- Grantaire fucking died last (BRO.)

- Everyone fucking died bro

- Except Marius and JVJ of course

- Mr Thenardier, instead of singing “This one’s a queer but what can you do”, sang “This one’s a queer, I’ll try it to!” and dipped a guy in the wedding 😭

- The “to love another person is to see the face of god” line always makes me emotional just :((

that’s it haha hopefully y’all enjoy the ramblings, ty for reading this far, i seriously recommend going to watch it if you can it’s truly the most amazing thing i’ve ever seen man 😭 may be biased but i’m serious

[flotador-de-pato]

[ENG/ESP] TRANSCRIPT

P: *reading tallulah's sign* LMAO he's asking to be a penguin too

P: OH, ooh. ok that's funny, ok ok

P: No, big Missa come first. We need big, big large, like two stories tall Missa first. That'll be way better I think

P: *leyendo el letrero de Tallulah* LMAO, él está pidiendo a ser un pingüino también.

P: Oh, ooh. ok, eso esta chistoso, ok, ok

P: No, Missa grande viene primero. Necesitamos que Missa sea grande, grande grande, como de dos pisos de altura primero. Eso será mucho mas mejor creo

[oldjws]

i am the percy jackson show’s biggest defender bc fuck all those MILLENIALS complaining about a KIDS show?? this isn’t for you babes its made mainly for the younger generation 😭😭🙏

“the pacing is too fast” so were the books.

“it’s so different from the books, i wanted it exactly like them” of course it’s different the first book wasn’t written with the other 5 books and the following spin offs in mind, so now they’re including details that help expand the world with regards to the whole story + it would be boring if we got a 1:1 retelling of the book like just read the books if that’s the story you want?? 😭

“annabeth is NOT annabeth” yes she literally is pls rmbr that annabeth and percy had a rocky start and they are literally 12!!!

“too much tell and not show” well yeah so were the books 💀 mind you percy’s very new to this world he doesn’t have much pre-existing knowledge other than the stories and so ofc the fastest way to develop the world is by telling, that’s why it’s much easier to show than tell in later books when the readers/watchers alr know so much about how things work so it doesn’t have to be said

“percy’s too serious” he literally makes the best sarcastic comments every episode; the books were written in his perspective, and all his best moments were in his head (which ofc is hard to show), other tv show/movie characters don’t make as many jokes as percy does here idk what ppl are going on about

“they ruined the lotus casino scene, the kids were supposed to have fun” the proceeds to say “where is the sense of urgency!!” now this is so contradicting. you want them to have fun but be urgent?? make it make sense 😭 but yes i would’ve loved to see them get a little distracted, but i loved the scene regardless

the show isn’t perfect, but it’s not as bad as everyone makes it out to be 😕

[jupiterstupiter]

Every time someone draws/writes pyro tf2 as a gay trans man, or a trans butch lesbian, or a nonbinary bi or pan or poly creature, or any of these plus being aro or ace, or being just aro/ace being the only queer part of their identity, or any mixture or combination of the above or any other queer label ive not yet mentioned, an angel gets its wings <3 hope this helps

[southwarkfair]

i think pop history and pseudohistory are becoming areas of fascination for me alongside actual history. where do these myths originate, how do they get spread, who perpetuates them and why do we believe them etc. this may stem from the fact that many of my particular historical interests (jesters, paganism, old hollywood, waste management and hygiene etc.) are also particularly and uniquely rife with both online and academic misinformation and/or plagued by shaky sources

[bayfuzzball7050]

I miss my Pinterest account

[maybe-if-youd-listen]

Anakin is sort of a dead beat father for being fully capable of communicating post-death and he's choosing to train Ahsoka instead of Luke :) meanwhile Luke :) is all alone with R2 rebuilding the Jedi without any guidance (that we know of)

We don't know if Obi-Wan is still speaking to him :) or Yoda :) or Mace Windu :) even fucking Qui-Gon Jinn would be a good contender to be consulting Luke on how to rebuild.

But you know what's even fucking crazy?

Ahsoka doesn't even need to be a Jedi again if she doesn't want to. She just needs to be available and nearby for Luke for whenever he has a question :) which she chose not to be :)

But back to Anakin. Isn't it crazy that both of his kids are alive and well and he has the ability to become full body apparition and he's choosing to not be with his kids :)

Wow :) he doesn't even tell Ahsoka "hey btw now that we have that sorted out I need you to help go help Luke" nope :) none of that :)

AND THEN AHSOKA meets Luke for the first time (btw did y'all wanna see how they met? Well fuck you you won't get to see their first conversation) and we can assume they share stories. So now Luke knows about who his dad was from a non-vague perspective (thanks Obi) and Ahsoka now knows that Anakin has two adult kids :) and she :) the woman who is soooo traumatized by her master and had a deep emotional bond with. Is choosing :) to not be with them

Weird right? Your mentor that was with you during a big emotional part of your life and you find out his blood continues. Very weird you wouldn't voluntarily be there with them. You don't even have to be that active in their lives. The least you could do is offer to drive Kylo Ren to soccer practice or give Leia some pictures and video footage of her birth parents and her would-be adoptive parents from the Republic era.

But no, fuck them kids I guess

"So much like you father 🥲" bitch I will throw a chair at you, don't talk to him like that if you're not gonna be helpful.

[papasdelalibertad]

A soldier le encanta Spy porque sabe y huele feo. Eso es lo que los une...

Más que todo pensando en mi dibujito donde Soldier le come la máscara, así son. Spy al principio no dejaba que ni se le acercará porque lo mordió, pero ya después se acostumbro... es como si tuviera su propio perro u algo. En realidad le gusta la atención que le da Soldier.

[imperfect10n]

I wchodzę w to samo gowno, jak 6 lat temu, chyba jeszcze bardziej zepsuta jeśli to w ogóle możliwe

[sniffanimal]

you learned Japanese because of anime. I'm built different I learned Italian because of anime

[garrandia]

according to mi mom i cant just be kissless dateless aroace virgin i MUST BE CURSED OF BEING ALONE by some guy who liked mi/or some woman who didnt liked me and that bc tarot cards told they so oh and closed venus in my star chard yeah

[widevibratobitch]

me when theyre playing mozart ensembles too slow

[abba-enthusiast]

SO EN GOTTVERDAMMTE HUERESOHN ICH BECHUMM SCHREICHRÄMPFFFFFF ALTE

[onlineufo]

people grilling idols for their performances is so silly to me. go ahead practice singing and dancing for 14+ hours a day, get little to no sleep, have a concerningly strict diet, constantly be surrounded by people, constantly be on camera, and have no freedom. get up on stage and sing live while doing intense choreo in front of a crowd of people and cameras. make sure you dont make a mistake though! or else thousands of people could discredit your hard work and call you untalented! i get that it's their job but people have likely already criticized them for the same exact things you're trying to point out. why not just refrain from posting about it and focus on yourself! <3