#mfks

[atlas-of-galaxies]

who the hell was that guy

[incipientdreamer]

t i n g l y

[novlr]

“Write one good clean sentence and put a period at the end of it. Then write another one.” — M. F. K. Fisher

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY GODMOTHER'S INITIALS DMV: MARRY FUCK KILL (UD) Verdict: DENIED

[novankenn]

Double Barreled MFK

(A/N - I've seen these around, and I enjoy reading them. Check out @arc-misadventures and Master Posts of Posts V and V.V for some really interesting and entertaining combinations. This is inspired by their collection of much better written posts.)

Jaune Arc and Coco Adel were seated on the edge of Beacon's fountain, examining and discussing the various apparel that was being worn by Beacon Academy's "Hottest Huntress/Huntsman" poll.

For reasons unbeknownst to them they were neither on the list, nor had they been allowed to participate in the judging.

Nora: Jaune-Jaune!

Jaune: (Without looking up from his Coco's scroll) No.

Nora: But...

Jaune: (Looks up at Nora) I'm not...

Coco: Is she doing MFK with you again?

Jaune: Probably... (Looks at Nora) No... definitely.

Nora: Please? Last one... I promise!

Jaune: You said that the last time, and the time before that, and the time before that, and...

Nora: Okay. Sheesh beating a dead-horse there Fearless Leader.

Coco: Who were the choices?

Jaune: Coco?

Coco: Don't look at me like that. I'm curious on who she was going to try and temp you with.

Jaune: You know she's only going to try and rope you into this frustration if you pry.

Coco: I'm still curious. Who are the choices?

Nora: Yeah! Okay... Mr Arc. Ms Adel... Marry Fuck Kill...

Jaune: I never agr...

Coco: Shush!

Nora: Bachelorette number one! Fearless Leader's one and only partner, the mascot of Pumpkin Pete's... Pyrrha Nikos!

Pyrrha: Hi?

Jaune: What is she blackmailing you with... this time?

Pyrrha: Nothing?

Jaune: Nora?

Nora: Bachelorette number two! She is the fantasy MILF for tens of thousands! Her origins are shadowed in Mystery... the Tarnished Spartan!

TS!Pyrrha: Ah... hello?

Coco: OMG!

Jaune: How?

TS!Pyrrha: Nora asked me?

Jaune: But...

Nora: Jaune-Jaune... I. Have. My. Ways.

Jaune: But...

Nora: Don't. Question. Just. Accept. Understood?

Jaune: ...

Coco: Can I ask?

Nora: No.

Coco: Okay then.

Nora: And finally Bachelor number one...

Jaune / Coco: KILL!

Nora: Huh? But? I didn't get to...

Jaune: You said bachelor. That means it's a guy. I'm not into guys. Kill.

Coco: I'm not either. Kill.

Nora: Should have seen that one coming. Oh well. Jaune?

Jaune: I'd fuck the Tarnished Spartan and Marry Pyrrha.

Nora / TS!Pyrrha / Pyrrha: Why!?!

Jaune: (Sighs) The Tarnished Spartan... has always been a fantasy and I'd like to see if what I dreamt up matches reality, but in the end I want to have a family and live out my life with the one person here who has lifted me up and given me everything of themselves. So I'd marry Pyrrha.

Pyrrha: YES! I'll call my mom and get the preparations started!

Jaune: Huh?

Coco: Looks like you're off the market! Congratulations!

Nora: Okay, so... Coco... who are you going to Marry, and who are you going to Fuck?

Coco: I'm not a homewrecker so I'd have to get my brother from another mother's permission to give his waifu the time of her life at her Hen Party, and then I'd marry the Tarnished Spartan... preferably at the same ceremony as the man who would be my best man! Besides, as much fun as Nikos looks like she'll be... I want someone a little more mature.

TS!Pyrrha: I accept!

Coco: YES!

Nora: So... hmmmm....

Jaune: Nora?

Nora: So you both want to fuck the other's would-be wife. Sounds like you both are into partner swapping! NICE!

Jaune: I am n...

Coco: I'm game if you are.

Jaune: What???

Coco: Ladies, what say you? You up for some consensual fun before the nuptials?

Pyrrha and TS!Pyrrha look at each other...

Pyrrha/ TS!Pyrrha: YES!

Jaune: WHAT???

(A/N 2 - The third choices was Pyrros Nikos a character from @arc-misadventures' Swap Au which can be found here IV. A very talented writer with some awesome ideas/stories. If you haven't give them a look.)

[guidingthulite]

guys if the next n25 event is kanade5 and kanade helps mizuki in a way no one else could because kanade is what brought n25 together in the first place and gives mizuki strength to face her fears can you all go "alma you're so smart" and "alma we love you and your infinite wisdom" and "alma i'm going to draw kanamizu for you"

[houseshoesandtallboys]

MFK

Louisville KY

[gent-illmatic]

[sagittarious-swiftie]

Edgy Taylor Looks:

[telordirebus]

mafukasa nurse x pegasus au from yesterday

i like to think that tsukasa always carried wounds everytime he’s back from his missions. mafuyu may not say anything when treating him, but she always unconsciously wore an expression that tsukasa thought was painful to look at. he will be more careful next time.

happy mafukasa sunday!

[cinemaobscura]

Virus | 復活の日 (1980) dir. Fukasaku Kinji

[kyoshi-lesbians]

the rangi amv i would make for this would go sosososo hard

[avnj0gia]

Evan Lamicella + Braden Sherota + Masyn Thorne

Marry Evan

Fuck Braden

Kill Masyn

Send three guys for marry fuck kill

[kushstronaut]

$$$$$

[ripeteeth]

Midway through my 52-book goal for this year.

[lilis-doodle-dome]

Swapkasa’s work outfit and other misc mfks swap doodles,

still working out mfys work outfit. All I know is it’ll have more colored detailing and the blue of her ribbon will be more saturated and bright. Also I need to actually practice drawing mafu, if the number of sketches doesn’t make it clear I’m much more used to drawing kasa,,,

Might also still change kasa’s pants, or add an extra accessory or two, but the top section is firm!

Also shipping, bcs I’ve seen a few comments about it: In the main story I have planned, much like the actual game, nothing is intended. My own preferences will certainly bleed a bit into interactions, but take anything in any way you prefer idc!

That being said, I’ll draw ships with this au, it just will be as side pieces that aren’t in the actual story. So don’t shy away from asking about that stuff, just know it won’t be canon!