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It was the day before graduation when he broke your heart. 

Your last days as third year students at UA when gently he pulled you aside, before shattering your heart. You’d been together since the end of your first year at UA and he chose now of all times to break it off. All because he was focused on his goal of becoming a hero.

It was bad enough that you’d almost lost him in the war but now, here he was practically ripping out your hard with nothing to say but an ‘I’m sorry.’

Maybe it was for the best, losing him. Because for a while there, you’d even lost yourself. Living on your own after living amongst friends the last three years was hard and doing it with a broken heart was even harder but you did it. 

You survived.

You survived watching Dynamight climb the ranks, his face plastered across the media while you packed your own wounds and patched yourself up after missions. And eventually the pain subsided, life moved forward. It wasn’t easy, but you picked yourself up time and time again until breathing became just a bit easier and his face didn’t bring the same pain it once did. You were finally able to hear his name without feeling like your heart was wrapped in a vice.

But here he was.

Standing at your door, three years later, flowers in hand and heart on his sleeve. 

“Bakugo, long time no see” you greeted casually, no longer nervous as he looked you over. He had grown to and while a small part of you was sad you weren’t there to grow beside him you knew it was for the best that you weren’t.

“Go to dinner with me?” he asked, shoving the flowers into your hand and though you were skeptical, you agreed.

One date turned into ten and suddenly it was as if no time had passed at all between the two of you. Those three years seemed insignificant now, the heartbreak only a memory that led you to where you were now. With Katsuki beside you and your kids playing in the yard, those memories of heartbreak were just that-memories.

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Thinking about…

…Thinking about men who are not ass nor boob guys. Of course they love every inch of you, there is no doubt about that but there is just something about your thighs that gets them going every single time. The way they squeeze around his head being one his favorite feelings in the world. But nothing could compare to this. Arms wrapped around you while you play some game on your phone that he stopped paying attention to ages ago, his cock between your thighs not even trying to go further as he used them as his own personal toy. Yeah, he’s definitely a thigh guy.

MHA: Aizawa, Sero, Denki, MIdoriya

JJK: Nanami, Itadori, Toji, Shiu 

OBEY ME: Mammon, Beelzebub, Leviathan

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Thinking about…

Thinking about Hanta Sero and his mean gf who oftentimes gives Bakugo a run for his money. People ask him why he puts up with it, and the real answer? Besides the fact that he loves you and finds your sass adorable? It’s the fact that you aren’t always mean, at least not to him. Not when he has your legs on his shoulders, face buried between your legs. Not when your knees are pressed to your chest, tears rolling down your face begging for any kind of release. No, you’re sweet then, hoping it will get you what you want. And sometimes, if you ask real nice, he’ll give you what you want.

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Hi! I'm not dead and will hopefully be pushing out a few posts today! :)

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Thinking About…

Thinking about Dabi! Whose kisses somehow always, always, taste like whiskey. And, at some point they started to burn like whiskey too, especially after a fight. As he leaves kisses down your spine, you can feel the burn as though he were branding them into your skin. Making sure you can never move on from him without some reminder of what you were to each other. The way his skin slams into yours burns almost as much but it doesn’t have the same bite as Dabi’s favorite whiskey, not like his kisses.  Not like the branding you know you’re going to be stuck with either.

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Thinking About…

Thinking about having Simeon! On his knees in your bedroom just begging for punishment. He just needs it so bad, the sting of your hand cracking across his face, your foot applying  pressure to his already aching dick as you step down on it acting disgusted at the pre-cum that sticks to your shoe. He’s already gone dumb for just a few hits and a couple of mean words but it was such a sweet sight. Don’t get him started on what the sight of you standing above him like this does to his dick either <3

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Thinking About…

Thinking about bunny hybrid Izuku! Who is just so grateful that you’ve taken him in after stumbling upon the poor bunny in a rainy bush. You’ve given him anything and everything he could ever want so it’s only fair that he gives you something too right? So after thinking it over in his tiny little bunny brain, he decided that the best thing he could give you was his seed. Unfortunately for him, he was so eager that he forgets that he eventually has to stop. So here you are, nearly five hours later, tears streaming down both your faces as he continues to fuck his cum into you despite the fact that neither of you can even speak anymore.

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Sweet, as long as you’re ok with it. Can I get some poly-relationship headcanons for Mina and Momo with a male reader?

The rest of the class was honestly shocked when the three of you announced your relationship because it’s the last pairing they could have expected.

Mina likes to fluster the both of you but if it doesn’t work on you she attempts to recruit you to tease Momo with her.

Momo was extremely nervous to tell her family, and while it took a little while (and a small argument) they eventually accepted it.

Honestly, I think a bunch of people (especially mineta) are a little jealous because “damn how’d you pull two absolute babes” as Mineta put it

You and Mina see an improvement in grades thanks to Momo planning out little study dates and she couldn’t be prouder when the two of you receive a good grade

Mina likes to drag the two of you to her favorite arcade and sometimes begs you to tag along with her friends for ‘guys night’ despite Bakugo being insistent it’s not a guys night. 

Mina thrives on PDA while Momo would rather keep to herself so it’s a nice balance depending on how you feel that day. 

All in all, it’s a very cute, healthy, and loving relationship <3

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You wouldn’t happen to be cool with poly requests, would you?

I do take poly requests, I don't write it very often and I'm always looking for the chance to!

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You couldn’t find her.

You had just gotten back from grocery shopping, and walked into a house that felt much colder than usual. It was cold enough it gave you chills as you set the grocery bags down, not seeing your girlfriend in her usual spot on the couch had your nerves on end. After the war, the two of you had agreed that neither went anywhere without letting the other know, mainly to ease your nerves seeing as you very nearly lost your beloved rabbit girlfriend. Not that she could easily go anywhere with the new prosthetic limbs still causing her pain after a while. 

“Rumi?” You called through the silent apartment getting no response that only sent your nerves into overdrive as you now began frantically checking each room of the apartment.

Until you got to the locked bedroom. Knowing she was in there, your nerves still ran rampant as the closer you got to the door the clearer the distress she was in became. 

“Rumi? Baby, open the door” you knocked gently as Socks started at you from the other end of the hallway. The crying only got louder the longer you stood out there and it broke your heart that she wouldn’t let you in. You knew she could handle herself but you wanted to be there, to hold her while she cried. Sliding down the other side of the door you sat in the hallway, never once leaving the door as she cried her heart out, a constant stream of comforting words pouring from you knowing she could easily hear you. You knew these new limbs were an adjustment, you knew that despite the front she often put up that this transition was taking a lot out of her in every way it possibly could and even now, months later, the phantom pains still drove her insane. The flashbacks kept her up at night, and the nightmares often caused her to wake you up in tears. You hated that she was in pain, you hated that this is what she had become but you never hated her. So when the tears finally subsided and she finally opened the door, eyes puffy and lips bitten raw, you held her. You held her like she was the most precious thing to grace the planet, regardless of her new state. You’d love her in any state so long as she was alive, and even if she wasn’t you’d love her anyways.

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Katsuki never liked the rain.

In fact, it was his least favorite type of weather. That was, until you. Kissing you in the rain like one of those cheesy romance movies he’d always grumble about (but secretly got invested in), sharing umbrellas with you tucked under his arm, he even confessed to you on a rainy day. All these memories had changed how he felt about the rain to the point he even looked forward to rainy days just so he could cuddle up to you with a good book by the window. Rainy days with you slowly became something he loved. Something he cherished.

When he died, so did your love for rainy days.

Everyday felt like a rainy day without him. And knowing how he had grown up hating rain yet fate had decided he should die in it, it was safe to say you’d never love another rainy day the same way again. All it did was remind you of that awful day. The day you sat glued to the television as the war raged on in both your city and your heart watching as he, his friends, and the pro’s fought long and hard only for him to be taken from you in the end. It felt like drowning in the very same rain he had kissed you in. 

You never liked the rain. 

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Father...feed me more spicy iida content

Thinking About…

Thinking about Tenya coming home from a long, stressful day at work in need of some relief. And who better to help him than his amazing spouse? Tied to the bed using his belt and blindfolded with the silk tie he keeps in his closet for special occasions as he uses you as his own personal fleshlight all while he whispers the sweetest praise in your ear.

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She would confess in a very classic way, outside of class with nothing but her heart on her sleeve and a letter in hand.

Literally starts floating when you reciprocate her feelings

Also floats almost anytime you fluster her (which is often)

When she started as a pro-hero, her goal was to make money, now all she wants is to protect you and the people she loves.

Her hear me out is kirby.

Ochako in a suit 🧎. That's it. That’s the headcanon.

Later in life she’d probably want to get a pet or two with you

She owns a tarot deck, probably as a gift from Jiro

She cannot take care of a houseplant to save her life

She likes to cuddle and play stardew valley <3

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Thinking about…

Thinking about your first time using a flogger on Barbatos. The wooden handle heavy in your hand but also empowering in a way. Being about to whip and caress a demon as powerful as Barbatos, to see this side of him was addicting. The marks left by the leather if even for a moment sending adrenaline through your veins, and the sounds he makes as the leather makes contact with his skin were heavenly even coming from a demon. Low grunts and groans that sent heat rushing through your body as even what little you were wearing became too much to handle.